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23meteorstreet · 1 year ago

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so charlie's mom makes a big deal out of uncle jack's birthday but charlie didn't even know his own age???

#s16 spoilers #the name on the cake definitely fucking starts with a j...#king of rats was probably the last time anyone tried to celebrate charlie's birthday & it wasn't even his birthday #i prob shouldnt overthink this too much bc it contradicts the gang gets new wheels when he says he & mac are 40 #but assuming he was rounding up numerically it makes sense? for that to be the last time he knew how old he is #not that he knows how math works #oh god im prob the only person who cares abt this...

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becca-e-barnes · 1 year ago

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Bucky pinning you down so you can’t squirm and he’s just sitting inside you while he tortures your clit feeling you clench around him. He makes you cum over and over until he finally cums.

Overstimulation + super soldier stamina = …

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Dear God, I know I just don't have it in me to behave during cock-warming. When it comes down to it, I genuinely have no patience at all 😵‍💫

"You..." Bucky begins, pressing you down onto the bed before gripping your ankles and forcing you to flip over onto your front. "Have a problem with control."

With your face turned away from him, you can't help but smile to yourself. No one has ever said it out loud but you know he's right.

Being in control is where you're most comfortable. No hands are safer than your own. Except maybe his. You know he won't fuck this up.

"And you..." He continues, gathering your wrists behind your back, holding them tightly with one hand. "Need to learn how it feels to have control taken from you. Do you understand?"

As soon as you begin to nod your head, you feel him start to tape around your wrists, holding them together behind your back. Once he's content they're secure, he sits on the edge of the bed, facing the mirror before he pulls you onto his lap.

"Legs spread over the top of mine." He orders and you do as you're told, not because you have to but because you want to.

You notice the way your cunt is already glistening in the mirror and you're almost embarrassed because he hasn't even touched you yet.

"Fuck, you're made for this." He groans, lining his cock up to your slick entrance and you wonder if he's holding his breath too while he slides into you, as deep as your bodies will allow.

You're obsessed with the sight in front of you; your own naked body, with your legs spread so far apart you can see how your cunt is stuffed full of him.

Being shorter though, your feet can't touch the ground like this. There's no way you'll get enough leverage to fuck yourself on him but as soon as you start to tell him that, he silences you with two thick fingers between your lips.

"I'm not letting you fuck me." His free hand roams over your body, squeezing your breasts, pinching your nipples and then settling between your spread thighs.

"I'm going to play with you. I'm going to see how much you can take. I'm going to work out exactly how you like your clit stroked and I'm going to do that until your legs are shaking and your body won't let you cum any more. Maybe then I'll fuck you but sweetheart, that will be hours from now." His breath is hot against the side of your face, his fingers slipping from your mouth to your waist while he starts to flick gently against your clit.

"I'm going to start slowly. I'm going to do everything I can to drag this out as long as possible. I can feel every clench and flutter of this pretty little cunt and I'm going to enjoy it until you're dripping over my balls." At this rate, it won't be long until you're dripping onto the carpet, never mind over him. You dreamed he'd want to take control like this but you never imagined the way your body would respond.

"And then, when you've cum more times than you can handle, I'm going to tell you that I love you while I fuck you like I don't."

Update: Part 2

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago

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Daddy, don't go.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang fengmian #Scenes that are tragic but still made me laugh: JFM wrapping the boys *right back up* after finding out it was YZY who tied them up.#I know he did it because he understands the severity of what's going on in lotus pier & the need to protect his children.#But it also comes off as 'Oh your mother said so? Yeah I'm not overruling her. Listen to your mother kids. I gotta go.'#You guys ever think about how the last time Jiang Cheng saw his parents alive it was them both pushing him away one last time?#I do!!! I sure do!!! Now you can too! Welcome to my sad little club. The refreshments are all saltwater.#And the subtle difference in who the parting is intended for. YZY meant to leave WWX with JC as a protector. JFM wants them both safe.#The reveal that Zidian responds to JFM aches so badly.#The fact the weapon she literally lashes out with also reveals her heart is so poetic.#I sure hope they can reconcile their feelings. I hope it all works out.#This is the last of the math boat jokes. Back to labeling the boats properly after this.

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critter-covenant · 7 months ago

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Class is in session!

Idea inspired from this that I've been meaning to draw for the past few days

#He'd be a half decent teacher except every other time someone tries to ask him a question outside of lectures he's asleep #Part time math teacher full time sleeper 👊👊#ever so slightly lazier quality because I was tired when making this #Nearly fell asleep at my desk thrice oops #No sleep only catnap #Less lazy work when exam prep stops kicking my ass after late May yahoo #Still don't know how to draw critters from a behind and over the shoulder angle I'll figure that out someday #Going to bed first tho night chat👋#poppy playtime fanart #poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime #smiling critters fanart #smiling critters #catnap #dogday #bobby bearhug #hoppy hopscotch #kickinchicken #Minor piggy and bubba not enough to tag me thinks #The critters playing school together and each one takes on the role of a different teacher for a while #he just has the patience for math

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oifaaa · 9 months ago

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Made up a reason for myself that tim doesn't age because of shenanigans when he went looking for Bruce when he got lost in time. Makes no sense but keeps me sane a little 👍

See I just say Tim is a chronic liar (bc you know he is) so he's just keeps saying he's 17 years old bc if people find out he's actually 19 they're also gonna ask questions like "what are you doing with you're life?" "Got a job yet?" "Why are you fighting with a twelve year old?"

#ask #anon #i refuse to let tim actually be 17 #fuck you dc learn how math works #actually you know what #i think im just gonna start lying about tims age myself #“its so annoying that tims still being depicted as a teen”#“oh no dont worry they recently retconed it so tims the same age as jason in fact i think hes a bit older then him now :)”

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cerealboxlore · 2 years ago

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Billy Batson troubles

Y'all ever think of how everyone thinks and believes Captain Marvel to be much older than what he really is, causing the younger heroes to look up to him in respect and ask for advice every now and then when they see him? And Billy is just screaming on the inside because he's just a baby who doesn't know how to handle adult problems, much less teenager problems.

Some teenage hero: Hey, Captain Marvel, can I ask for your help with something?

Captain Marvel (Billy), totally prepared to use his wisdom of Solomon: Haha! Ask away, small one. I know just about everything!

Some teenage hero: Oh great, because I was struggling to answer this physics question for my AP class and was wondering if you might know-hey where are you going???

Captain Marvel (Billy), not even trying to lie and walking away: This is a battle you must face by yourself, I cannot accompany you on your academic journey.

#billy batson #Shazam #dc captain marvel #dc comics #Billy tries to ask the gods for help #But even Zeus doesn't want to answer a physics or math question #Nobody knows how Captain Marvel works #They don't think he's even human #Rambling #I just wanted a quick break from my assignments

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ra-vio · 2 months ago

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Miguuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

#hatsune miku #vocaloid #her bday was yesterday but i was busyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy #i was gonna say i was sleeping but i was doing work #how’s school students. im gonna have to fake my death somewhere along the line #and its only week 2!!!!!!!!!!#my schedule is a lot better this semester tho. i used to go in 5 days a week from like 8-5 Do Not Do That #DO NOT DO THAT. DO NOT DO THAT. DO NOT DO THAT HIGH SCHOOL 8-3 IS DIFFERENT THAN UNI COLLEGE 8-3 #you gotta run all over campus because for some reason your language class is in the math building 10 minutes away from the liberal arts #building. and im not even in liberal arts #also if youre gonna be here suffering at least take something youll like #my classmate found out the yoga cheat one year where he has a yoga course #but it’s basically a free course cause you don’t really gotta do much #rip if you actually like yoga but no one is stopping you from doing yoga #im not sure how its actually run i just know its his 3 year taking it #and hes still getting credits fir i #for it

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ambyandony · 6 months ago

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every time I draw pannacotta fugo in sketches he’s always just holdin papers n shit 😭

#he has so much paperwork #like it’s always no matter what whether it’s pre-VA or post-PHF bro is always holding paperwork #tax documents and shit #even though he’s like 16 #Bruno lets him do it because if he doesn’t have paperwork to do he starts going insane #symptom of academic trauma #fugo when he has time off: im going to do Math. i will not be taking a Break. i do not Need it. let me do Taxes.#He’s always found passed out in the office #lil guy doesn’t know how to have fun on account of all the PTSD and other issues #doing paperwork IS how he has fun #Bruno’s like I’m worried he’ll wear himself out if he doesn’t have time to relax. I’m not giving him any paperwork so he can take a break #and abbacchios like you and I both know he can’t do that. the kid will start killing people if he can’t do paperwork.#just give him the income statements or some shit he’ll be fine.#bruno gives him a crossword book and it keeps him occupied for like 3 hours #but the second his break is over he appears at Bruno’s location and is like I’ve done the crosswords. I need to do Work now or I’ll explode #jjba #vento aureo #golden wind #amby yells #pannacotta fugo

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fatesundress · 1 year ago

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do we as a society think tom riddle could do math. yes or no

#i tip back and forth on this because on one hand how good was tom’s ‘muggle’ learning at the orphanage #and did it just stop once he started going to hogwarts. or did he study in the summer #but if he Was bad at math and at some point had to face an equation that made him realize it #he’d probably be disturbed at being incapable of something so mundane and just force himself to learn it alone #this raises the question of whether any wizards can do math #especially purebloods #i know draco malfoy would throw up if he looked at a times table #TOM WORKED IN RETAIL. HE HAS TO KNOW MATH….#but wizarding currency is also like Here’s one big gold coin and here’s another coin that’s not as good and #whatever.#take your doubloons #no math required #this doesn’t deserve so much thought but i’m being deranged about it #💤#tom riddle

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hearts401 · 17 days ago

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thinking abt my universe's school system and deciding to draw them working on an essay

#tzu rambles #losers. get schoolwork. idiots.#okay technically sevyn avoided all that because he literally just knows basic math and how to read+write siccan. he's NEVER done an essay b #(he can read silven ofc but he doesn't usually write it)#and winter+avery wouldve learned a similar amount and then had the choice to go further #which avery did if you even care #but i dont think she hated it. shes the kinda girl who wouldve been chill doing an essay #winter is probably educated on history and science a bit as well. so they both likely did essays #scarlet thistle cash ezra and ibis went to a public school #so itd make sense that theyd have worked on an essay once #koya went to a private school and freyja was privately tutored #i doubt freyja's ever done a genuine essay #this is so random i just want to put them thru school hell bc im in school and my stomach hurts and my throats still sore #koya also definitely got bad grades oops #he's a history kid at heart i think #yoddenlir

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iwritenarrativesandstuff · 11 months ago

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really wish my one friend would quit flirting with me. and trying to goad me into hanging out more. and assigning us fictional characters that are oh-so-coincidently either couples or with romantic tension. and then interrupting our gameplay to ask me repeatedly if I think they’re “like us” (which they rarely are…). and matching my icon on discord without asking (again, usually by insinuating a couple connection). and giving me random things I do not want and did not ask to receive (and then forcing me to take them???).

#storyrambles #it’s not creepy. just for context. it’s just irritating because I’ve told this person repeatedly that I’m not interested in romance.#this person is also naturally a huge romantic so it is next to impossible to tell whether it’s actual flirtation or just flirting for fun #flirting for fun is cool. I wouldn’t mind that. but if I do it once this person will take that as an invitation to do it an excessive amoun #but yeah after being given 12 roses out of the blue when I said ‘no don’t buy me flowers’. there’s only so many things that can mean #‘it’s nice to see your face you always cover it!’ …I’m masking. because of covid #I’m narrating a game and suddenly ‘I like hearing your voice I should call you every day so I can hear it for 10 minutes’. …no.#‘you have to take the snack I brought you know it’s rude to refuse a gift’ I have never refused a gift. It is rude. But also I didn’t ask.#‘you know this game is one you can play without talking so we can play more often!’ we already play games once a week for usually 3 hours.#‘but it’s not talking so it’s less social energy’ no. that is not how it works.#sorry for the rant im just. tired.#you know those people who are so pleasant to hang out with and then they try way too hard #and that’s actually what makes things awkward? rather than when they’re just being themselves?#yeah. that’s this friend here.#usually I go along with the bit but when I can never tell when the bit is actually a bit #and you insist on me taking on the ‘girl role’ for most of them #I am not going to play along.#UGH don’t get me started on the ‘you’re cute when you’re flustered’#I wasn’t even flustered. I was trying to do mental math while running on four hours of sleep and he was staring directly at me #it’s uncomfortable.#also. I never want to hear that again. fuck. ‘you’re cute when you’re angry’ ‘you’re cute when you’re upset’ ALL THE FUCKING TIME AS A KID #will I be so cute after I kick you in the nuts? will I?#(for clarity I don’t want to kick him. I want to kick those other people.)#I need a lot of alone time. I really do. I can do 3 hours and then I will be drained for the rest of the day.#‘how did you grow up? did you not talk to your mom for more than 3 hours a day?’#first of all. that’s different?#secondly we actually regularly do separate things without talking to each other. or go in separate rooms to take some time to ourselves #also I don’t have to be on high alert for if I’m going to be flirted with. so.#ugh. I like him as a friend. I really do. I know this all makes it seem like the opposite. I try so hard to be as nice as possible.#but UGHHHHHH

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batsplat · 4 months ago

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number of sunday race wins per title winner this century (wins/number of races)

2001: 11/16

2002: 11/16

2003: 9/16

2004: 9/16

2005: 11/17

2006: 2/17

2007: 10/18

2008: 9/18

2009: 6/17

2010: 9/18

2011: 10/17

2012: 6/18

2013: 6/18

2014: 13/18

2015: 7/18

2016: 5/18

2017: 6/18

2018: 9/18

2019: 12/19

2020: 1/14

2021: 5/18

2022: 7/20

2023: 7/20

current wins of title contenders this season (out of 9 races, another 10-11 to go): bagnaia - 6; martin - 2

#i don't actually like counting race wins because i'm FAR more about consistency metrics when evaluating seasons #but i had a moment this morning where i was like... hang on. pecco is on SIX wins this season?? six??#he's already matched valentino's tally for one of his seasons. he's outstripped one of marc's titles and matched another two #currently on 2/3 win rate. i know he isn't the biggest flyaway guy and i imagine he'd like to build up a buffer before then but #even if he loses this title it's definitely an impressive run #//#brr brr #if anyone says a WORD about joan then i will personally bite you. tread carefully #i don't love just doing the maths without sprint races because that's just not how anything works #like the sunday races wouldn't be the same if they hadn't had done the saturday races. you can't just separate that out so simply #BUT i do have a spreasheet for this just out of idle curiosity and unsurprisingly pecco leads a lot more comfortably on just sunday numbers #42 point lead #here's my mean stat: do you know how often valentino crashed out of the lead from 2001 to 2009? you want to know the total?#he did it ONCE. once! donington 2009 in the rain where he recovered to fifth. that's it!! his entire prime. nine seasons and it's ONCE #i'm not 100% certain but just looking at his results and mentally categorising them.... is his premier class career total two??#surely not... it's certainly very low though #pecco must exhaust him sometimes good lord #current tag

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timdrake-yumm · 1 year ago

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Tim: you ever think about how when you’re scared of something— usually some kind of animal— someone will inevitably tell you that “they’re probably more scared of you than you are of it” and like, not only is that supremely unhelpful, but actually that might make it worst, because you know what scared things do? Do you? Because there’s a 1/3 chance they chose “fight” out of the “fight, flight, or freeze” choices and usually if that animal is a predator they’re going to go straight to fight

Dick: are you still mad about the thing with Damian?

Tim: he tried to stab me! And when that failed, he bit me! Yes I’m still mad about the thing with Damian!

#dc #dc comics #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #batfam #batfamily #source: my head #he saying that something probably more scared of you than you are of it ever helped anyone feel better ever?#**has #also yes I know that’s not actually how the stats likely work #but I didn’t want to look it up so #and Tim doesn’t need to to get his point across #if someone wants to correct the math/stats feel welcome to #make Babs or Bruce say it or something

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diltonsstrangescience · 10 days ago

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