#not sorry about this one

[tigeristired]

quick. think about your ocs in slutty clothing. now do it again.

[heylavellan]

wip tuesday

thank you @lioncubofboone for the lovely tag. i was about to say i had nothing cooking, but i do in fact. @inquisimer @kiastirling-fanfic @vigilskept, got anything you're working on?

snip below the cut. spoilers for dalish elf origin in da:o and grief.

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The sob creeps up his spine, one vertebra at a time. It starts between his hips as he tugs Tamlen's face to his own. "I'm sorry," Saliin says, voice cracking. "I can't. I want to. I can't." When Saliin kisses Tamlen, his shoulders shake. The ghoul's hands remain at his side as Saliin tries to convey everything he never said.

They should have bonded. There would have been kids and arguments and their own aravel. Ashalle should have seen grandchildren and Merrill would be around to dote on them. Junar and Fenarel and Tamlen would teach the littles how to hunt and when Saliin had performed his duty the Keeper would work the ancient magics to grant him his manhood. There was a plan. A future.

No longer. "Ar lath ma, Tamlen," Saliin whispers, when he can finally bear to part their lips. Those blighted eyes stare back at him, simultaneously brimming with emotion but restrained by the song in their heads.

"You must," Tamlen insists, placing his fingers on Saliin's lips. "Always... Loved you." The sob climbs further up his vertebra, settling between his shoulders as Saliin stares at Tamlen. They love each other.

Why isn't that enough? Why isn't this one of Hahren's stories where it works out? Where Tamlen snaps out of it because they love each other? Why did this have to be real? Why didn't he listen when Saliin said they should go back?

Tamlen's hands sprout claws as they grip onto Saliin's jaw. The sob forces itself into his throat and tears out of his chest in a guttural screech. Tear into him, rend him limb from limb. It doesn't matter. A death at Tamlen's hands would at the very least be worthy.

Someone pulls him back. He's not sure who. All he knows is his friends are killing his Tamlen and he cannot stop them. The noises coming out of him resembled no creature known to Thedas. Screams broken into sobs and shaken as his soul heaved and roiled.

[thatlloydkinnie]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’ve seen one too many posts about misako that aren’t unalive threats

[kiryuing]

[a-drama-addict]

not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again

[beastwhimsy]

a project I finally got around to finishing!! the mane 6, inspired by their earlier generation counterparts, within a medieval fantasy style setting. please don't repost without permission! you just need to ask.

some fun facts:

fluttershy is half unicorn here!! that's why she has the deer-like build and slightly long tail.

rarity is half horse

applejack is fully just a horse.

pinkie and rainbow are the only true ponies

their jobs (in the order shown in the lineup) are royal messenger, royal jester, royal menagerie keeper, royal tailor, royal orchard farmer and Queen Celestia's Most Specialest Student.

in this au, they all met due to working within the castle grounds.

in this au, celestia is queen, luna is still banished, and twilight is discouraged from making friends as it distracts her from her studies. she is celestia's heir and grew up in the castle.

they are all marekissers. lol

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[peace-hunter]

nothing better than thirteen ghosts living in your chest to distract you from a bad break-up </3

the thrilling sequel to this lol

[blu-engineer]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

secrets of farming (1863) - john w. large

"yeowch augh taking damage ough eurgh"

[podcastwizard]

this will not be a bridgerton blog but for the foreseeable future i will not be thinking about anything other than bridgerton

(original post @romanceyourdemons)

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

[collaredkittyboy]

[imaginaryskeleton]

Accidentally becoming a Batfam twitter account

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 4

[awetfrog]

the autism has won

[gammafish]

squid game is fantastic and horrific and a profound exploration of human nature but i can't lie, one of my fav parts of s2 is how Inho looks at Gihun tbh sorry