#not sorry LOL

[mysteriesmuse]

Every single concept with ProHero Dynamite having socials and showcasing his s/o to the world only to receive a crazy online following response and get amazing PR points. IS. SO. GOOD. 👏

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Personally I like to imagine that Bakugou likes to do the occasional gym workout video. his socials include quite a lot of shirtless pics of him at the gym with kirishima anyway so he’s not opposed to having a gym livestream (he’s got a pretty solid following from his cooking videos!) And so Bakugou usually just sets up his phone or laptop on some shelf in the corner of the gym. The whole stream is just him going about his workout. In his tanned chiseled, glistening, and shirtless glory. The signature Dynamite scowl center frame! The videos are usually punctuated by him being greeted by various ProHeros floating around the gym. However, once again Red Riot is a frequent guest as he’s more often than not Bakugous spotter and gym buddy. - but there’s sometimes where you like to go to the gym with him. and despite the eccentric looking plethora of proheros his online followers seem to notice you whenever you do show up in the background. and it’s just little you tagging along, doing your own thing. usually you’re dressed up like you’re secretly supposed to be the star of this show. some cute little matching sports bra and bike shorts number, and a sporty updo, but you’re never actively interested in being on the stream. you’re understandably a little body self-consciousness in front of the camera, it’s completely normal, even tho ‘tsuki thinks you’ve got nothing to be ashamed of. - you are damn gorgeous. yes, it’s a fact. and you actively try and take care of yourself

regardless Bakugou loves when you tag along. always moving things around in his duffel bag to accommodate your water bottle, wireless earbuds, and a spare towel. he knows you’ve gotta have these things. and he always has a spare hair tie on his wrist even tho his bag already has a healthy sprinkling of scrunches stuffed in the side pocket. ————

Katsuki’s checking his social media one week raising a brow as he sees your name popping up in all the comments from his last gym video

“the fuck’ what’s so crazy ‘bout what she’s doing in the background at 23:45??”

Bakugou curiously hovers his mouse over and finds that exact timestamp to see what these extras are all chatting about ??

and it’s just him doing some regular deadlift routine and he can’t figure out the hype until he starts to notice some movement behind him

“Huh?” and if he zooms in there’s a lil’ mini you on the screen absolutely lip-singing and strutting/ arm-dancing your little heart out over on the treadmill

and suddenly all those comments . . .

‘Y/N’s on fire 🔥’

‘PARTAYYY IN DA BACK’

‘Turn around.’ ‘ TURN AROUND DYNAMITE UR GIRLS GETTING IT BACK THERE’

‘does she have her earbuds in? WHAT is she listening to?? 🥹😂’

‘quick! someone tell @proherodynamite!’ . . . on his feed make perfect sense. and Katsuki just keeps replaying the little clip of you being in you own world. until he puts up one comment that blows up in response.

‘yes. she’s got her earbuds in you fuckin’ extras.’ —————

but you bet the next time you’re tagging along to the gym. the people are on a mission. On. A. Mission. and your bf Bakugou Katsuki, for that matter. so the next time you’re going he makes sure you have your “fuckin’ earbuds fully charged and all that shit’ “

and you just breeze past him in your neon pink outfit that reminds him too much of Pinky and press a chaste kiss to his cheek with a small “thanks” as his palm rests against the small of your back to steady yourself on your tiptoes in those chunky cushiony running shoes of yours

And he wanders off to set himself and the livestream fans up in a corner of the gym that’s got a good angle of you over at the treadmill area

And he can’t lie . . . he’s kinda invested. Bakugou is doing some mindless arm work so he can focus on the music playing in his earbuds from the Bluetooth pairing mode he has turned on so him and the fans are all watching as he grunts and walks over to grab another weight

“so far nothing yet” he mutters towards the laptop. It’s just your usual playlist that he recognizes filtering through his ear. All bubbly and pop. Just like you, he grins. catching a look over at your form walking it out; with that perfect posture you pride yourself on. your hair all done up in a bubble braid ponytail. - and yes he knows what that is he had to wait for you to do it before driving your ass over here. when suddenly your stride starts to change and Bakugous perceptive red eyes notice the way your face lights up and all of a sudden you’re glowing

like a queen caught up in your own world as the next song comes on

and it’s . . . BTS’s Dynamite . . ?!

that’s the one that’s got you strutting and dancing and lip singing all the way across the room?

And Katsukis back is to the livestream, facing you, as he rolls his eyes and shakes his head.

“Of course,” you went ga-ga dancing to the one KPop song with HIS hero name as the title. Katsuki then, expertly schools his face back into the scowl as he turns to type in the chat to the livestream:

‘Attention Extras’: the song Y/N is listening to is Dynamite. 💥’

[suzukiblu]

btw when you said that maybe you should've given Tim a pocket Bernard in the Damian Gets a Pocket fic, to more clearly distinguish the two storylines, my brain absolutely did not interpret that as "Bernard instead of Core Four Polyamory" but as "Tim with FOUR pockets"

I cannot IMAGINE how the rest of the Core Four would SEETHE over just NOT GETTING TO MEET TIM'S NEW SOULMATE. 🤣

Cassie, Bart, and Kon: TIM. TIM, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT STUPID SECRET BAT-RULES, WE WANT TO MEET OUR NEW BOYFRIEND.

Tim: listen, we don't even know if the rest of you ARE soulmates, that's really jumping the gun--

Cassie, Bart, and Kon: you are sleeping on the couch forever, actually, boyfriend-hogger.

meanwhile, somewhere in Gotham:

Bernard, carefully preparing his Tim-Pocket a sampling of tiny desserts to figure out which ones to "accidentally" make a quadruple batch of: So anyway how long do you think Big You's gonna keep trying to hide three super-powered Pockets in his camera bag every time he sees us like he thinks he's slick? And also keeping Mini-Me stuck in his utility belt when he's on-duty instead of just getting the poor little guy a mask already. Also that. Like, rough estimate. I need to know when I need to be prepared to trot out my oblivious civilian face, that's all.

Pocket!Tim: /chirpchirpsqueak

Bernard, reasonably: You're right, I should just start stalking Young Justice until I can trick them into meeting me with weaponized pastry. Good plan, Clicker.

[gilly-moon]

Yeah we’ve reached Trolls!AU levels of insanity tonight friend

[galaxygorl-does-stuff]

:)

[brother-genitivi]

the brainrot is consuming me fr

[0ccuria]

Sorry for horny on main again but...

Qi'zyr'ra's tiny and willowy frame topping over Halsin on his back with his arms bound in vines (which he can easily snap free from if he really wanted to, but he doesn't want to, because having this little alien woman have control over him is a DELIGHT) and his legs sprawled open while she milks him dry and pegging him into oblivion until his body is trembling from the overstimulation

And before he can even really catch his breath he gets a face full of that astral githussy 👏👏

[mandarinmoons]

Sorry guys but i'm posting a sad fic tomorrow 😔

[auburniivenus]

"Oxytocin? A natural hormone that manages key aspects of the female and male reproductive systems, including labor and delivery and lactation, as well as aspects of human behavior?" "I need to go pet my adorable batastarion @estarion , my fluffy Pomeranian Kurosaki-kun @orangeshinigami , a not so strange white majestic one Samoyed Sesshoumaru @daiyokainu , my dangerous Doberman Cazador @fallesto and the most precious Mulan Maltese @adversitybloomed. Yes I have a bat as pet. No this is not a shelter, it's my home."

Send a message if you want to be adopted too.

Who found this video first : @queenharumiura . I am only reposting.

[chishiii-shuntaro]

oh but i would love to hear you purr

And I would love to see you laying on the floor in the pool of your own sweat, grunting from pain, begging me not to tase you again for this constant mockery of my person. Alas, we cannot have everything we want, no? — Chishiya

[princessefemmelesbian]

Anyway, Santa is more real than transandrophobia is.

[i-am-confused-always]

me, holding my mental illness and disabilities: oh no, what will I do with this?

new character (cough bumblebee rn cough): hi! I’m your new obsession!

me: *stares aggressively for a moment before projecting onto them (him) like a mother fucker and laughing manically*

(yes this is why I have him making dark jokes)

[suzukiblu]

Hi, this is super late, i havent been able to do the words thing bc we had family over and stuff, but i need you to know that the horrible (resignedly affectionate) christmas song stuck in my head this year got infinitely better because of you: for months my brain has been screaming about Three Crop Tops, Two Cu-ute Goats And A Nice Ho-ouse On A Cul de Sac

[sigelfire]

Don't Worry!!!

Sometimes I am like "I'm gonna check out this blog" and end up reblogging almost everything!

Please, don't think I am stalking you, it's just I am way enthusiastic with the things I like and you've been posting them all!!! :)

[roseverdict]

me: i'm gonna actively turn on music of the chill and heroic varieties while i'm writing so i don't cry my eyes out over these two traumatized-in-opposite-directions characters trying to figure out how to interact with each other when, by all means, there should be bad blood between them but instead they're trying to work things out

my brain: now type the sentence "What would his [dead] son think of him now?" after the two people's trauma responses interact like an alkaline metal and water

me: NOOOOO ZIS PLOT IS FULL OF ROSIECRYEN

[sunnidaydreamer]

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

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[yumenikkii]

just another average day in gravity falls