#not so toxic atm

[pulgarcito-perro]

Happy holidays babygirls!🎉

[revenantghost]

So with my Mom’s cancer being back, my own health stuff, and everything else going on, I’m not sure I’ll be able to be the most active in this round of bookclub (and I do have a lot of words muted and stuff hidden because of mental health and streamlining things and Tumblr's an ass about showing posts sometimes—so if I miss a post, please don’t take it personally!). ): It honestly makes me super upset

But I really hope that everyone has a good time and I can’t wait to see what people cook up! <3 Last time was SO MUCH FUN it makes me a little nervous about living up to those expectations aksjdkajsn But as long as someone has a good time, that's what counts :3

[borealing]

i need ep 7 rn and i need to see huaien Suffer and Apologise and Beg for xiaobao now xiaobao isnt so blinded by the magical power of huaiens beauty i need huaien to be on his KNEES

[mobigutz]

Chat am I cooked?

[smollandkindaannoyed]

I am not a ToddBlack shipper.... HOWEVER I can admit that those guys had some kind of romantic of sexual relationship before the whole coma thing. Like the way Todd just lies down on the bed in Ep11 after calling Black an agressive dog, the way they both can't kill each other (and yea we can say that this could also be platonic because they have been friends for a long time but still). Those guys had something and I don't know if GMMTV trusted us enough to read between the lines and that is why they never clearified it or this is just another GramBlack situation where they gave us a shit ton of subtext to just go "Nahh nevermind..."

[paninicupcakke]

Triple Summit 🪖🔪

(Captain Medic AU one shot)

(Ships: MedicSpy / DemoSpy / DemoMedic / EngieMedic)

v This song heavily inspired the first part of this fic so I gotta shout it out v

(TW/CW: NSFW / Suggestive / poly fortress / toxic power imbalance / illegal drug dealing / hard drug abuse)

Location: RED base / Medic’s office / Engie’s workshop

Spy lightly knocked on the door to the captain’s office. Patiently waiting for him to answer.

“I am occupied at the moment!“ Medic shouted from the other side. Spy let out a frustrated sigh while shoving both hands into his pockets.

“It’s me! Open up. I have something for you.” Spy sternly spoke up.

“Come by later Spy, I’m busy!” Medic shouted back. Demoman could be heard quietly snickering the room as well. Spy grew even more suspicious, he crouched down to hold his ear up to the door. The Frenchman grumbled and rummaged through one of his inner coat pockets. He pulled out a small metal lock pick, crouching down to immediately start picking it open. Medic and Demoman both loudly yelped and flinched as the determined man slammed open the office door. Spy’s angry demeanor soon dwindled. Pleasantly surprised at the scandalous sight in front him. Demoman was sat in the captain’s desk chair, legs spread apart. Medic was left in an even more compromising position. The doctor was shirtless, crouched down with his knees to the tile floor. Both hands resting casually on the Scotsman’s thighs. Spy quickly stepped inside of the office and the shut the door behind him. Latching the lock before taking a few steps closer to the entangled duo.

“Yes, very busy I see.” Spy teasingly stated. Medic let out a flustered groan while quickly standing back up on both feet. Anxiously adjusting his glasses before speaking.

“What did you want?” Medic cattily asked. Demoman shyly rubbed the back of his neck, remaining bashfully silent. Spy grumbled and reached up to grab at the captain’s chin.

“Be nice. I came to play delivery man for you.” Spy sternly teased. Trailing his hand back down into his coat pocket to pull out an unmarked pill bottle. Full of brightly colored ecstasy tablets. Medic’s expression instantly lit up.

“Oh, danke.” Medic eagerly said, reaching up to grab at the pill bottle. Spy quickly swiped the bottle away from the captain’s reach.

“Not so fast. I want in on this…private summit of yours.” Spy crudely proposed. Tilting his head to lovingly gaze over at Demoman. His eyes slowly trailed back to the doctor stood before him. Leaving the Scotsman with a flustered, astonished expression. Medic rose an eyebrow, taking a few moments to genuinely consider his spontaneous offer.

“I wouldn’t mind.” Demo piped up with an eager shrug. Comfortably leaning back into the captain’s desk chair.

“Sure, why not?” Medic flirtatiously obliged. Spy smirked while beginning to unscrew the pill bottle’s cap open. Carefully shaking out two brightly colored pills into his palm before setting the bottle down onto the captain’s desk. Demoman silently gazed over at the bottle of suspicious and colorful looking pills. Witnessing Spy grab at the doctor’s chin. Forcefully opening up his jaw with his gloved fingers, placing one pill onto the doctor’s tongue. Medic let out a startled groan. Demoman’s eye widened at the salacious scene unfolding out in front of him. Anxiously fidgeting in his seat while watching Medic swallow the pill then start to lewdly suck on two of the Frenchman’s fingers. Spy quickly popped the second pill into his own mouth. Swallowing it whole then immediately diving in for a messy French kiss. Medic desperately groaned, feeling the Frenchman’s fingers trail down to wrap around his throat while they locked lips for a few moments. Demoman drunkenly stared at the long string of saliva ran between both men’s lips as they disconnected. Spy lightly wiped his mouth off with his hand, quickly directing his attention over towards Demoman. The Frenchman took a few steps closer towards the desk chair. Grabbing both of the Scotsman’s shoulders, stabilizing himself as he swiftly flung a leg over him. Carefully sitting into his lap while kissing at his neck. Medic chuckled and took a step closer towards Demoman as well. The doctor gently took off the Scotman’s hat and lightly tossed it over onto his desk. Leaning down to plant a kiss on Demoman’s forehead, then a few down his cheek. Both of the support duo began excitedly stripping the Scotsman of his clothes. Spy’s hands were focused on undoing the man’s tie, meanwhile Medic skillfully plucked each button off of Demoman’s coat. The bubbly Scotsman showered in all of the affection. Bashfully giggling as Medic continued to eagerly work on peeling his over coat off and onto the floor.

⏳

Two full hours had passed. Medic was the quickest to get right back into his uniform. The doctor eerily stood over both of his colleague’s body’s. Both Demoman and Spy were half naked sprawled out on the ground. Covered in a few light bite marks. Demoman had fallen fast asleep on the floor with Spy cradled in his arms. Snoring loudly into the Frenchman’s ear. Spy was left a maskless, disheveled mess. The doctor quickly tapped his boot down on the floor near each of their heads.

“I have somewhere to be. I expect you both gone by the time I get back.” Medic sternly ordered. Frantically staring at the wooden clock on his desk. Spy let out a drawn out tired groan. Completely strung out of his mind with his jaw clenched. Nuzzling into Demoman as he continued to lightly tremble. The side effects of the MDMA always hit Spy more harshly it seemed. In comparison, the experienced doctor had built a bigger tolerance to it. Medic could still somewhat navigate while near the come down of his high. However, this didn’t stop the doctor from feeling his heart continue to anxiously race. The captain took a deep breath, straightened out his hat and quickly made his way out the door. He flicked the lights off, then quickly shut the door to his office. Leaving both of his inferior’s sprawled out on his office’s icy, tile floor. Medic frantically stormed down the hallway, holding his hand above his racing heart as he walked. Lightly massaging his chest to hopefully relieve some of the discomfort. Tiredly stumbling into the Engineer’s workshop. The Texan perked up and quickly stood up from his desk. Noticing the doctor’s odd, fatigued behavior.

“You alright doc? Looks like you just ran a few miles.” Engie worriedly asked. Medic compeltly ignored him.

“Ja. What’s the status on that robot?” Medic sternly brushed off. Getting right to business in an oddly frantic tone. Engineer let out a frustrated sigh. Taking his hat off and quickly tossing it onto a wooden coat rack nearby.

“Should be here soon. They’re on the way back with it now.” Engie firmly answered. Medic deviously smirked, lazily wrapping his arms around the Texan’s shoulders. Pulling the shorter man in for a hug, slowly caressing the top his head. Engineer let out a startled and nervous groan.

“This is going to be a real treat mein friend!” Medic excitedly said. Engineer anxiously froze in place as the captain smothered him in a warm embrace. Hearing the doctor’s concerning heartbeat race up against his ear.

“Well…I am lookin’ forward to dissecting this thing.” Engie shyly replied. Medic deviously chuckled. Continuing to smother the shorter man, forcibly resting his head into the crook of his shoulder. Affectionately snuggling him close. Engineer let out a small agitated groan, allowing the captain to do as he pleased out of pure fear.

[thepoetryofascension]

🗣️ YOU DO NOT LOVE HIM; YOU LOVE THE FANTASY THAT YOU PROJECTED ONTO HIM.

🗣️ YOU DO NOT LOVE HIM; YOU LOVE THE FANTASY THAT YOU PROJECTED ONTO HIM.

🗣️ YOU DO NOT LOVE HIM; YOU LOVE THE FANTASY THAT YOU PROJECTED ONTO HIM.

🗣️ YOU DO NOT LOVE HIM; YOU LOVE THE FANTASY THAT YOU PROJECTED ONTO HIM.

[souvenir116]

would you guys hate me if i say that i have... another fic idea while having 4 wips...

[simplydm]

Hypno’s DO2 vids commenters don’t get him… Hypno enters the dungeon and his silly little Minecraft body goes “NEED max clank and hazard”. He’s not happy unless he’s actively about to die at all times.

[lovelywingsart]

Being at a new job while having connections to the old job is fun because you get to actively sit back and watch it all fucking burn and laugh about it

Gods I'm so fucking happy I got out when I did. It's a fucking glorious mess and I get to watch it happen.

I may be in physical pain because of what the new job is (for now), but it's worth it for this.

[justfriendsbestthings]

I have never felt more seen by a tiktok in my life

[maingh0st]

just wrote an overly-long response to an ask about fandom toxicity so I don't want to add on & make it even longer, but it got me thinking—you guys know that it's actually really fun to talk to people with different opinions, right? like we can talk about the perils of echo chambers all day long, but also, they're just boring!

people are so interesting. they approach & understand things differently than you. that's so cool!

[daz4i]

i don't post enough abt cannibalism these days. slacking off over here. so sorry guys i'll do better next time

[rlainarin]

got tagged to post WIP first lines by @aubergion

since I've mostly been working on academic shit and Boycott Love, I'll do the first line of my current chapter of Boycott Love and also my background simmering original fiction

Boycott Love chapter 29:

“You don’t have to decide what to do with it all right away,” said Allaine.

original fiction short story

Maeve Fontain searched through her catechism, as if flipping the pages frantically enough would make some elucidating verse on rosebushes suddenly appear.

[the-lark-ascending69]

Haters whining that Steve would be oh so sad if Robin and Nancy got together makes me actually want to see it. Toxic friend Steve who is irrationally mad at Robin for "dating his ex" and Robin actually feels... so heartbroken that her best friend is turning against her like this. She doesn't understand - she's loved Nancy for years and Nancy loves her back. She's finally gathered the courage to ask her out and Nancy said yes. She didn't hate her, didn't shun her, didn't find her disgusting or sick - she loved her back. And for the first time in her life, Robin feels a little bit hopeful for her future - she's loveable and loved and she's not doomed to life alone as her friends move on and marry and have kids. She has someone who understands this fear and horror and happiness in a way no one but another girl like her could, and she thought... she thought Steve would be happy for her. She finally found love.

But Steve is just offended that she'd choose hoes over bros or whatever.

[pondslime]

GOD. I need to rewatch westworld,,,,,,,,,,,,,I miss my freaks