#not since the incident

[ozzgin]

Who’s hotter Harry Styles

the Turtle I found in my cousin’s backyard

Or my personal favorite (Dylan O Brien)

You won't like this, but...

Yandere! Turtle @voidconsumeroftoast found x Reader

"Are you okay?" Dylan O'Brien asks without looking away from his glass of lemonade, entranced by the rattle of ice cubes.

"Y-yeah", you mutter awkwardly.

Are you seeing things? Not only is there a turtle in the backyard, but it struts its way over and speedily climbs onto the table - is such a thing even possible for regular turtles? - nonchalantly slapping away the cutlery and plates. Nobody around you seems to notice this bizarre act of defiance. Finally, it glances at you.

"I've had my eyes on you for some time now", the turtle confesses with a cheeky grin. "How about I show you my hideout by the pond?"

You silence your gasp by throwing a hand over your mouth, cheeks flushed red.

"What are you saying?" you whisper angrily. "My boyfriend is literally here, next to me."

"I'm afraid I won't accept no as an answer..."

[type-skull]

you made her say wowzers

and she made me feel so loved

[sickgraymeat]

this is canon right

[pidgecv]

[shininas-ideals]

Glad Fyodor's finally dead, everyone's alive and we can go back to solving cases and flirting fighting with the PM :D

[notherpuppet]

Some irl moments repped by the hazbin cast

[thelemonsnek]

Today? I bring you more blinkies. Tomorrow? Who knows :)

[image id: five blinkies based on the Mechanisms' albums. Each of them has the album's respective logo at both ends of the blinkie, and the album name across the center. The first is Once Upon A Time (In Space), which has a red background with white stars blinking in the background. The second is Ulysses Dies at Dawn, and has a blue background that fades into a yellow sunrise. The third is High Noon Over Camelot, which has a orange background, and three bullet holes punching into it. The forth is Tales To Be Told, and has a grey background, with the Mechanisms logo bouncing up and down. The final blinkie is The Bifrost Incident, and has a black background with a rainbow flashing across the text. End id]

[shyaringan]

redraw of my Lyfrassir Eda design from my old blog almost a year and a half ago waoh

once again, Lyf gets to be blue because I said so

[ncutii-gatwa]

#peter 'i'm a little shit' venkman strikes again

[non-plutonian-druid]

So heres the thing about Dredge.

I think its a huge missed opportunity that the main character is the husband and not the wife.

the backstory doesnt come out fully until the end, but when it does, what you learn is this:

some amount of time ago, the player character was married. over the course of the game, you pick up notes from a woman, and at the end you learn that she was your wife.

*was*, because Cthulhu ate her.

you were a fisherman, and obsessed with the ocean, and she was not. you were superstitious, and she was not. And one day, she messed up and did something unlucky, and then she was lost at sea one night when she was on your boat.

it fucks you up so bad that you lose all your memory and end the world trying to save her.

so, obviously you're torn up about her, but also, it kinda didn't have anything to do with you. She fucked up and she got got. whoops! Oh well. It also didn't change very much about you: you're still a superstitious fisherman obsessed with the sea, except you're sad now.

But if you were the wife? If he died instead?

you were happily newlywed, but if you had one issue with your husband, it was that he was too married to the sea. He was too obsessed with fishing. He liked his boat too much, and he had all these sailor superstitions that you don't take seriously.

then one day, you ignore his superstitions. and a horrible eldritch force that you've never even dreamed of KILLS HIM.

your husband is DEAD and it is YOUR FAULT.

and it breaks you. So much that you take his boat, set sail, and spend your life at sea. Just like him. Embroiled in superstition and ocean magic. Just like him. Just like your least favorite parts about him. and you spend the rest of your life trying to undo the horrible thing you did, and only ever manage to end the world.

wouldn't that be so much fun?

[southern--downpour]

my favorite inspector

[soapysudz]

Jason after a certain incident

@bonerot19 enjoy :)

Poll is in the weblogs (why did my spellcheck change it to that???) Ahem REBLOGS to decide what comfort to give him, so far the cat distribution system is winning

Edit: the cat distribution system won! stay tuned for whenever I finish that

[ectonuritez]

"I think I tell Megatron what I would do to every Decepticon and Autobot I could find. I think my voice breaks. I think I am broken."

[pemguims]

boys in blue!!!!

original image <33

[patrothestupid]

amlien nooooo !!

[nenoname]

edited the boyz crazy flashback! yes i made him shorter than flashback!stan too lol

(cursed flashback stans for comparison)