#not retyping that

[shesmyscar]

happy lisa frankenstein physical release day to all those who celebrate

[plutonianplaything2]

i painted my toes goodnight

[bunny-priiince]

I should n ot be so horny at work lmaooo

[sassmill]

Marriott Marquis theatre gets negative points for accessibility my poor great aunt was DISTRESSED

[canonkiller]

lord of a land that hungers

thinking about @sanctus-ingenium 's said the black horse. again. read said the black horse with me

[assumptionprime]

ow

[6okuto]

taps my mic. osamu who's just opened onigiri miya, who's so, so proud of himself but scared shitless all the same when teammates and family call to check in on him, whose smile wobbles not from anxiety but excitement when a customer shyly walks in.

and you, who he quickly learns the name of because you visit on the first day, and keep coming the days after—the first regular he hopes, and you promise, of plenty more.

he asks you for your opinions on the menu so far, the stools he's still not sure about, the volume of the television playing above, if the takeout box, filled with experimental flavours, he gave you for free a couple days ago had any winners. you answer happily, and even if it's a shrug or hand gesture meaning "so-so," osamu appreciates it all, deadset on turning your so-so's to something unquestionably good.

you're his secret to keep for a while, a good luck charm (for the whole staff, he specifies when you tease him about it) when you walk in. so when atsumu and his team visit for the first time since the grand opening, and one of the employees happily exclaims your name as the doorbell chimes, he shoots his twin a look. "wow, big shot, y'got regulars already?"

but atsumu's teasing lasts only a moment before his expression morphs into one of confusion, and then another—one a twin sends his twin when he realizes he's been kept in the dark about something, someone, that brings a sickeningly happy smile to the other's face. osamu isn't even looking at him when he answers—"yeah, one."

[the-wonderer-of-the-web]

oh btw saying relationships with men inherently have power dynamics and involves a women submitting to a man literally just reinforces the patriarchy by implying women are inherently weaker than men. just saying

edit: this got out of hand fast. muted the post btw so transphobes you’re just screaming into the void.

my stance has changed very slightly, thanks to @lizbethborden. yes men inherently do have power dynamics, but that does not mean every relationship will a male is toxic. a man naturally holds more power over a woman due to the patriarchy but it’s still the choice of the man to abuse that power. basically, a man CAN abuse his power over you but (I know this might be hard to believe for some) good men exist. my best friend is a guy and he’s awesome, he’s even got a girlfriend, he treats her amazingly. I understand that the power men hold over women can be scary and that’s valid, if you only wanna have relationships with women then that’s valid. but this doesn’t give you an excuse to be assholes to people because of how they where born.

oh btw fix ya’ll transphobia issue, not a good look

[daily-sifloop]

siffrin playing with LOOP’S hair ! but they’re a star,,, so he’s actually playing with it, reflecting it off of mirrors and spoons

Day 63: say "cheese"!

[snakes-of-the-undercity]

DIVORCES

SO MANY DIVORCES

OR DEATH

ALL THE HOMOSEXUALS ARE EITHER DIVORCED OR DEAD

[rathonk]

she chil on my chuck til i tims

[annaccident]

inspired by that one poll post and with dialogue provided by my great friend :]

bonus:

[fernsnailz]

an extremely out of character shadow the hedgehog comic i made in an airport

[gulopets]

ANYONE WANT A CAT?

A couple days ago we heard a cat crying in the snow and took her home. We took her to the vet, and she is not chipped. Our landlord says we cannot keep her. The shelter is closed for Sunday and we aren't going to kick an animal out into a snowstorm.

She is just about the sweetest cat you can find. She loves to sleep on people and snuggle in warm spots. She has been using the litter box, but for full disclosure she did pee on a beanbag chair.

We're in North Utah and likely won't be able to drive far for transport.

You will get:

A sweet, friendly kitty!

Cat collar

Dishes

Disposable litter box and litter

Toys

A bag of food

If you're interested, please reach out. We'll be taking her to the shelter on Tuesday.

[autisticrosewilson]

You're all fucking wrong about Catholic Jason he wouldn't feel guilt about Jack shit, ESPECIALLY not killing. He would get the All-Blades and be convinced that this is God's go ahead and divine confirmation that he's right about everything and all of his opinions are valid and everyone who opposes his worldview is a moron blinded by idealism and naivete.

[derpycatsu]

fart dump first one is a redraw of this the rest showed up at my door in a wet cardboard box