#not rein

[reining-disaster]

🔥for mia >:) also hi

Her eyes, actually. Rein likes things that appear abnormal or odd. He thinks those cloudy eyes are captivating.

[reining-disaster]

Here we are:

A Mourn Watch student finds out about Emmrich and Rook, 9:52, colourised

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[ghostiebird]

dick grayson is absolutely the kind of person to have a fairly bad allergy to some food, and completely ignore it because that is his favorite food what do you mean he can't eat it?

i like the idea of him being allergic to mangos. not necessarily bad enough to warrant a hospital visit every time, but enough he suffers for his choices.

i also like the idea that the batfam have to keep eyes on this man at all times when a mango is in his vicinity.

Dick, wandering the Manor with faux casualty, mango in hand as he tries to find somewhere to eat it out of sight:

Jason, sitting in the library: "Hey, Dickie, what've you got there?"

Dick, immediately looking like a guilty dog who got caught in the trash: "...nooothing-"

Jason, snapping his book shut and sitting up: "Is that a fucking mango."

Dick, bolting: "NO?"

Jason, chasing immediately: "YOU CAN'T FUCKING EAT THOSE, GIVE IT HERE! DICK!"

Tim, sitting at the Batcomputer, working on a case:

Barbara, popping on screen: "Mango alert."

Tim, dropping everything to bolt upstairs: "RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON!"

A muffled screech is heard in the distance, followed by curses and demands of "spit that shit out NOW-"

The entire Batfam at dinner:

Dick, sneaking the mango flavored icecream over:

Damian, smacking his hand: "Richard for the love of-"

Dick, snatching the icecream and bolting: "You can't keep me from my mangos! I will never relent! MANGOS FOREVER!"

The entire family chases him down. Alfred is preparing treatment, and Bruce is sitting alone at the dining table, a few more grey hairs, and looking like he regrets everything. Muffled screams, curses, and then a loud lecture from at least three different people can be heard a few rooms over.

listen, the day he discovered his allergy was the same day he discovered his new favorite fruit, and he absolutely considers it a crime of the highest caliber to keep such a snack away from him.

[pupkinpumpkin]

- Endgame, after Solas and Rook join up-

Rook: Ok hold on wait a minute. So, you were seeing me through Varric anytime I came to talk to him right?

Solas: That is correct.

Rook: So were you there when-

Solas: When you burst into the infirmary and asked Varric if Anders ever shared any possessed abomination sex tips?

Rook: ....

Rook: ....

Rook: ....

Rook: Thank you for the advice all the same.

Solas: Of course.

[localbabygirl]

ICH SCHREIE

[s-aint-elmo]

part 2 of my pining falin agenda aka I STAND WITH MARCILLE THAT DRESS WAS CUNT

part 1

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[blossoms-phan]

this fanfic ass scenario

[cy-lindric]

Queen Margot

[rennebright]

Burnice by Reine [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[reining-disaster]

[Venting about drama below the cut so you don't have to see it if you don't want any part in it.]

[I really wish y'all would stop linking me that three year old blog with inactive Google docs being your only proof of any wrongdoing someone has committed. I'm tired of it. Like I'm sorry and I don't like being confrontational, but you can't just say "Hey that guy is a bad person." and then not give me anything besides a blog that just goes "Yup. Bad." Like it literally holds any weight. Especially if it's filled with screenshots from a discord that I cannot verify who it even BELONGS to???? I feel like I'm in bananasville. And I'll probably delete this later. But if you don't like a subject being written about, block the tag or block the person. That's all that's necessary! Please. God. Sorry.]

[quitonly]

LA REINE MARGOT 1994, dir. Patrice Chéreau

[blackseafoam]

For those curious how a Tech Turn ™ would work on a horse when I posted this 🐴✨🤠

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

God I wish more fantasy writers knew how horses work.

‘After a couple hours at a solid gallop they arrived-‘ after galloping for multiple hours??? That horse is fucking dead what are you TALKING about. Have you ever tried sprinting for multiple hours at a time?????? If you are traveling long distances by horseback you are keeping at a walk with an occasional trot and an even more occasional canter, you are not galloping the poor beast the whole way there I don’t care how cool the aerial shots of galloping horses look in film.

Also they make more noises than just neighing. For the record. Since I’m on the subject.

[wavezies]

optimized horse riding