#not really obviously

[coollikeacaterpillar]

crying screaming throwing up hate the Czechs

[yaoizowie]

I was like fuck yes I'm gonna go home and drink wine and read my book and make pasta and be not miserable and then my ap was like you missed our meeting today for that other meeting can you stay longer and make it up and I fell to the floor in tears

[cyclopsboxhead]

Important info for new drivers!!!

Your turn signal works as a subscription based service, the first 30 signals are free but after that you have to pay $50 per signal, so avoid using your turn signal if possible!

But!!! You can also get free money from your car by honking your horn, which can balance out turn signal debt.

Happy driving! :3

[primamchorus]

gonna fight all of you whose ffxiv write entries made me cry this year.

[silvers-random-art-blog]

it's true

i will go feral any second now

i will rip a pillow apart or something

[gamerkitten]

The across-the-street neighbors are slow dancing and making out in their kitchen.

my lonely ass:

[micechicken]

My mom says she named me what she did so that I'd not share a name with anyone I knew, but really it was so I'd be safe from those posts that say "if you see their name they owe you"

[handsomegentlebutch]

been playing cyberpunk for 12 hrs straight. been forced to stop for food by friends. mean to me >:c

[desnayy]

I watched the QSMP 2024 trailer and almost started crying.. I hate this fucking server...

[grantwilson]

shoveling snow is actually the worst thing that there is

[deardiary1989]

paramount+ if you don't put rise of the pink ladies back i will KILL myself.

[midnightmoon27]

I am going to die after watching Stranger Things Volume 2. I just know it 💀

[luvzie]

I love living in a small town where there are tons of casual transphobes and homophobes

[toberlonetrombone]

Chris messages like a goddamn fuckboy and I swear to God if I go to those concerts it's on sight

[giggles-and-freckles]

Some of y’all have been digging up some of my older fic on here and ao3 and liking/reblogging/commenting which is SO KIND!!!!! But…..dang y’all are really just determined to make me cringe my way into the new year HUH

[notahorseindisguise]

listen i know my weevil post hasnt been up as long as my minecraft post, but im so sad that my weevil post isnt doing sa well as my minecraft post, if i have any dsmp followers, hi, i know i tagged my post as dsmp, i dont actually follow it i just wanted to attract minecraft fans, now please go onto my profile and look at my weevil post. they are so cute.