#not posting but holy crap. holy crap. holy crap. HOLY CRAP

[slenbee]

Today on: Holy crap that's 100% a scam.

Boy howdy did I find another gold mine of scams/scam bots in the "hiring" search. This is the funniest example:

My thoughts:

Struggling with your classes? Can't pass the test? Hire totally real (no fake) and totally smart (no dumb) people by giving us your real name, credit card, and login information, and we'll do your work FOR you! No guarantee you'll pass, but hey, you paid us anyway!

Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke I'm making here, do not go to these websites and do not actually pay for something like this. Also please don't use ChatGPT for your class work in school and college...

My thoughts: HMMMM yes let's book a totally real plane off of tumblr dot com! What could go wrong?! :D

My thoughts: I would not trust that thing near my house... at all.

My thoughts: Wanna get robbed or kidnapped?

This is how you get robbed or kidnapped.

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Will probably make some of these posts in the future, just thought people would get a chuckle out of them.

Again, obvious disclaimer: Do not click on these links.

No matter how good of an offer it is, it's likely a scam.

Always make sure to report these posts too if you see them.

[totaldramafan-lauri]

*wakes up*

*checks Tumblr*

*sees that they actually went through with it and sent me fanart*

A-ah-

..........

.......HHhhhhhhhaaaahhhhh!?!?!?!? O////////O Sh-she- she's- nnnnnnnn........nnnnnn......!! htdjhtedjrythgryshty!?!?

[linktothefags]

We've gathered here today in celebration of men with pretty brown eyes

[underthebluerain]

the witcher + text posts:

radskier edition (part 1)

[darkiemuff]

Fem!Wrightworth doodles

[stealingpotatoes]

hands you all this cal to announce i’ve FINALLY finished fallen order (by which i mean i finally picked it up again after those couple hours i played a few months ago and then finished the whole game in 2 days lol)

[betty-haze]

help, my boyfriend took the most speak now coded photo in existence 😭

[acrosstobear]

THEYRE INSANE FOR THIS WHAT THE FUCK MAX

[arcadebandit]

king candy posting again, my hand slipped.

(sir, you need to get out of my head. sir. sir, please. I'm begging you-)

[shummthechumm]

WE OUTSIDE

dedication under the cut:

i originally started this just a few days before janice burgess passed away. if you have been following me for a while, you'd know that the backyardigans is still one of my all time favorite shows to this day: a major brainworm ive had since i was first popped out the womb.

she had such a huge hand in me and my siblings childhoods outside of backyardigans, as well, and i cant understate how much it means to me to see a black woman have such a major role in various popular animated franchises.

RIP to one of my greatest animation inspos, ESPECIALLY when it comes to children's entertainment. the fact that mrs. burgess passed on the day before my birthday hurts especially, so i dedicate this drawing to her! i would not be who i am w/o these goobers, so thank you

[medicalunprofessional]

play dentist

[trials-of-apunllo]

ToApril back! 804 dead, 77 injured

[marimeeko]

The thing I love about the ending of mha is not only that there's no conclusive "canon ship", but the way he ended it as sort of a new beginning, so anything could start to happen.

And specifically for bkdk, it's not canon but he gave us AN INCREDIBLE AMOUNT TO WORK WITH.

Katsuki leading the project to get Izuku a support suit so he could be a working hero again. Katsuki putting out a hand for izuku to take.

The forgone conclusion that Izuku and Katsuki will now be competing again as they ALWAYS WANTED. Their future could have them jockeying for rankings for the rest of their lives, constantly one upping each other, AND/OR they could become partners, or open their own agency!

The implication that Katsuki wanted a future WITH IZUKU so badly that he contributed a large chunk of his own money and resources to making it happen. That he MOST LIKELY was where they got a lot of the info on how the Quirks worked and how Izuku utilized them. Sure they have battle footage, but katsuki had intimate knowledge as Izukus closest person and sparring partner.

The fact that A PROPOSAL, A RING, AND A WEDDING WOULD HAVE BEEN CHEAPER.

Like there are so many little ideas buzzing around my head and it's not fair that I don't even have enough time to sit down with them for post epilogue fics 😅

And I want to know more about that suit. I hope they animate it more in the anime when the time comes bc I do want a little super suit fanservice.

[cloud-anon]

ITS JUST ME MYSELF AND I

[superiorsturgeon]

Seducing Your Partner In The Kitchen: The Right Way and The Wrong Way

The right way…

Ruby: Heeeeeyyyy, Weiss~! 😘

Weiss: Ruby, what are you doing? I thought you said you were baking cookies?

Ruby: *undoes her apron to reveal a chocolate chip-patterned bra* How about THESE cookies, sugar? 😏

Weiss: 😳

Weiss: 🥵

…and the wrong way.

Nora: *naked on the counter* Reeeeennn…! I thought we were going to have seeeeex…! 😭

Ren: *stirring* If I don’t stir constantly the roux will burn and ruin the flavor of the entire dish!

The right way…

Yang: *leaning backwards on countertop* Oh, my~! How clumsy of me! I accidentally spilled icing all over my tits and abs…! If only someone could help me…clean it off…? 😘

Blake: *tying on a bee-patterned bib* 😍🐝🤤

…and the wrong way.

*bacon sizzling* 🥓🥓

*loud pop*

Jaune: AAAAHHH!!! MY NIPPLES!!! 😫

Pyrrha: *frantically applying ice to burns* 😰

Jaune: AAAAHHH!!! MY NIPPLES AGAIN!!! 🥶

[arctic-hands]

Sure you may be able-bodied, but is your body ABLE to shut up when disabled people talk about our experiences?