#not my job

[sarcasticbabywhispererjess]

This email I sent last night was the talk of the unit all day. We’re all adults and yet this always seems to happen.

[louisbxne]

Stella Quaresma for FLO's scrapped Not My Job music video (2022)

[maybege]

if your requirement for fanfiction is "realism" then don't comment about the perceived lack of it on the story itself

[neckdeep--in--realfriends]

Do I take the blame for the times I shatter

If it ends the same do the means even matter

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[leavemethescars]

Do I take the blame for the times I shatter

If it end the same do the means even matter?

[windwheeler-aster]

angry rant/message below, feel free to ignore

me: *sees a notif. from a user with a highly inappropriate user*

their bio: i am so sorry for my username, i have no clue on how to change it

bullshit. a quick google search on how to change your tumblr username and you’ll be able to change it no problem. use your critical thinking skills, for fuck’s sake.

[pokemon-ranger-booker]

happy new year from Unova. There is a hoard of chingling that my neighbor released as living noisemakers running down the road but I have noise cancelling headphones and I'm off the clock. But still fuck you Clark get your fuckin pokemon under control

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[emiett]

Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room

[beif0ngs]

Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[morganbritton132]

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

[spacecowboyjay]

This country is gonna go to absolute fucking donkey shit in these next four years and i honestly dont give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhcckk.