#not my job

[sarcasticbabywhispererjess]

This email I sent last night was the talk of the unit all day. We’re all adults and yet this always seems to happen.

[foreverbaby25]

I hope this video plays…

[louisbxne]

Stella Quaresma for FLO's scrapped Not My Job music video (2022)

[maybege]

if your requirement for fanfiction is "realism" then don't comment about the perceived lack of it on the story itself

[deep-hearts-core]

my work has a tumblr account and i'm very torn between approaching the social media manager to tell her that posting all the boobs in the mosaics would get us mad numbers on this site and not wanting to out myself as a tumblr user in the year of our lord 2023

[neckdeep--in--realfriends]

Do I take the blame for the times I shatter

If it ends the same do the means even matter

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[missesfacetious]

Hollow empath, I’m reading my forecast. Hungry, burnout, washed up, sell out.

[tryagainben]

Not my job! - 21 DEC 2022, 1133 hrs.

Collage of leaves with one painted over and then removed because the job description says to paint the road! It didn't say anything about painting it again once the leaf has been removed.

Also on: https://www.instagram.com/p/CmbHFzKJltr/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[leavemethescars]

Do I take the blame for the times I shatter

If it end the same do the means even matter?

[windwheeler-aster]

angry rant/message below, feel free to ignore

me: *sees a notif. from a user with a highly inappropriate user*

their bio: i am so sorry for my username, i have no clue on how to change it

bullshit. a quick google search on how to change your tumblr username and you’ll be able to change it no problem. use your critical thinking skills, for fuck’s sake.

[pokemon-ranger-booker]

happy new year from Unova. There is a hoard of chingling that my neighbor released as living noisemakers running down the road but I have noise cancelling headphones and I'm off the clock. But still fuck you Clark get your fuckin pokemon under control

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[foxtrick]

"this isn't my job. i'm not trained to do it. since i'm being made to do it, i will complain the whole damned time."

[beif0ngs]

Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!