#not my dialog

[twigthecoyote]

Random dialog: November 28

Director D: "Hey, can you take out the trash?"

Bard: "Sure, where do you want to go?"

Director D: >:O

[greykolla-art]

I was rereading Skulduggery Pleasant and realised it was a goldmine for cute Alastor & Charlie moments.👌

I’m gonna project genuine friendship onto these fuckers and you can’t stop me!

[rafwci]

I TOLD YOU 🫵 HES NOT 🚫 A COP👮 HES A BOTTOMFEEDER 🕴 JUST LIKE YOU 😡❗ WHAT ARE YOU 😐 MORE PISSED OFF ABOUT 🤔❓ THE FACT THAT I TOOK SOME SHOTS OF YOU 📷💥 OR THE FACT 🧐 THAT I TOOK SOME SHOTS OF YOU 📷🔥 WHILE YOU WERE CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE ���💍❓ I DID NOT 🚫 CHEAT ON HER 🤬💥💢 WHAT DO YOU CARE 🤷‍♂️ WHAT I THINK ANYWAY 🤨❓ I DON'T GIVE A CRAP 🙄 IF YOU COVERED YOURSELF IN PEANUT BUTTER 🥜🧈 AND HAD A 15-HOOKER GANG BANG 🗣️❗❗

[ruushes]

consulting the giving-yourself-a-superhero-name expert 💀🗡️

[another-goblin]

The tragedy of Dr. Ratio as a character is that all of his major appearances are very deceptive at first glance (allthough I suspect he actually prefers it this way).

On Herta station: Oh no, this rude asshole wasted valuable time interrogating poor TB who knows nothing instead of helping. Actually, he already saved everybody and tried to help TB realize what's going on so that they could defeat the culprit and take all the credit.

The Final Victor: Oh no, this murderous prick threatened Aventurine with a gun! Actually, he tried to wrestle the gun out of his hands to prevent him from shooting himself.

Penacony: Oh no, this jerk was so mean to poor Aventurine and then just betrayed him! Actually, they've been working together, and all of it was a part of their plan.

On the Radiant Feldspar: Why is he even there, just to whine about how he detests noisy gatherings? Actually, he's been helping Screwllum with Divergent Universe.

[o-i-w-u]

me when this fuckass scholar keeps sending people to my peak attempting to let them experience worldview shattering misery and despair under the wishful guise of enlightenment

i did it i did the thing again i put an absurd amount of effort into a shit post,, kill me on the spot before it happens again

^original

[tea-cat-arts]

The childbearing pills haunt me and raise so many questions

[rambunctioustoons]

super normal normal and well adjusted!! :)

[juniorectobiologist]

ouppies PART TWO

PART ONE <-here

[whump-in-the-closet]

“No, wait a second! wait! Please— just wait!”

“I thought you were tired of me hurting you. I’m giving you a break.”

“No! Don’t hurt them— I can take it. I’ll do it.”

[hiekka]

fuck everything else i just drew him with semi-consistent features also this is the immediate aftermath of the last sketch i posted

[twigthecoyote]

Random dialog August 6:

Dr. Hare: "Sorry I'm late, I broke down on the way here"

Binary Bard: "Is your car working fine now?"

Dr. Hare: "Car?"

Binary Bard: "..."

Dr. Hare: "..."

[prodigal-san]

Deleted scene? 🤔 😂

Yesterday (Feb 22) was the anniversary of my radioapple fic, Law of Creation, so I decided to do something special real quick! I can’t believe it’s been a year since I started writing it AAAAAAA

If you’ve read this for that long (or even just stumbled upon it recently), I’d like to say thank you for the support 🥹💛✨ I’ll do my best to update more frequently this time ajskwkkslsl hopefully we make good progress before the next season debuts 😂

[voltaical-art]

whadya mean he didnt tell you he loves you??? his eyes literally went soft when he looked ur way...

[blueskittlesart]

the way you drew link's big ole eyes in that last art is everything to me. he's so adorable. that's a baby.....

this is what eow link looks like to me

[hornyhypnosissub]

While we wait for the affini takeover, you can just dissociate hard enough for an affini to be with you right now! And she can give you advice and tell you you're doing such a good job and she's so proud of you! Very healthy way of dealing with feeling overwhelmed

Probably not a very healthy of dealing with feeling overwhelmed