#poptropica dialog

[twigthecoyote]

Random dialog August 6:

Dr. Hare: "Sorry I'm late, I broke down on the way here"

Binary Bard: "Is your car working fine now?"

Dr. Hare: "Car?"

Binary Bard: "..."

Dr. Hare: "..."

[popping-tropics]

I hate when poptropica walkthroughs skip the dialog and just get stright to the point. Like noo I wanna read the lore-

[twigthecoyote]

Random dialog for May 14:

Player: "Hey, Count Bram!"

Bram: ?

Player: "How do you tell if a vampire is sick?"

Bram: ??

Player: "See if he's 'coffin'!"

Bram: ...

Player: *gets killed immediately*

[twigthecoyote]

Random dialog for November 20:

Myron Van Buren: "Cosmetic surgery is taxidermy for alive things"

Binary Bard: "Please never talk to me again"

[twigthecoyote]

I love it!

Random Dialog

Got the idea of doing one of theses from @twigthecoyote soo

Shy singer: Dad am I ugly?

Harold Mews: What nonsense, Im looking at you right now you’re the most beautiful person in the world.

Golden heart: father am I ugly?

Zeus (without missing a beat) : very much

[twigthecoyote]

Random Dialog for November 29th:

Dr. Hare: "Hey Mordred, do you think glasses would make me look smarter?"

Binary Bard: "Lets find out"

Binary Bard: *puts on glasses*

Binary Bard: "No, you still look stupid"

Dr. Hare: -_-

[twigthecoyote]

Random dialog for December 14 P.M

Director D: "Someone bring me a bottle of vodka"

Binary Bard: "D, it's 9 A.M..."

Director D: "Good point, and a peice of toast"

[twigthecoyote]

Random dialog for October 28:

Binary Bard: "Are you crazy?!?"

Dr. Hare: "Legally, no. There's not a word for my condition"

[comical-icicle]

Okay, so, spoilers (obviously):

I don’t know which islands are on flashpoint, so I’m just going to go all out here and even then this is not all the details. I recommend looking more into it.

First: There’s fairytale island, one of the newer islands on Poptropica that introduces the character Rumpelstiltskin as mister magic man antagonist. He had disguised himself as the king briefly and stole all the happy endings on this island and makes a deal with the player character (who I will be referring to as pc from now on) saying that he’ll give back everyone’s happy endings if we figure out his name. Also Amelia is on the island… for some reason. The pc gives people new happy endings- that being Red Riding Hood, Snow White, and Cinderella-, and finds clues to the name before pc is teleported to magic man. Pc accidentally frees Rumpel by saying his name three times and we move on to the side quest now.

Side quest: Rumpel kidnapped the king of fairytale island and pc gotta get him back. After moving from island to island with riddles magic man gives us, we arrive back on fairytale island (surprise surprise) where we enlist the help of the prince of fairytale island to get into the treasury and free the king. In the treasury, Rumpel messes with the golden statues, making them look like his face but there is one statue that Rumpel does not touch, that being the only one of the Red Queen. After we free the king, he reveals that the queen is on her way back and some dialog with the prince after the quest reveals that she’s a conqueror and he doesn’t want to be a conqueror, he just wants to eat cake(I don’t exactly remember the dialog, this is the gist of it).

Red Baroness: The villain of Monkey Wrench island and Amelia’s unconfirmed ex, is now a sky pirate that comes to home island every month to sell us goodies from other islands that she definitely stole but tells us otherwise. Well, when Rumpel got freed, he soon possesses the Baron, next visit both going missing with first mate Ack holding up a drawing of Baron and one of Rumpel and selling Baron’s stuff, and the next visit Rumpel is back having the same outfit as Baron but no longer possessing her (I think) and invites her mother to tea. The Baron’s mother being the Red Queen, who apparently was the one who trapped Rumpel on fairytale island before the pc arrived. There’s way more to unpack, but I’m going to move on.

Red Queen’s Halloween: The Red Queen is now on board the airship, Rumpelstiltskin having already fled with Ack and Baron. The Red Queen herself wields a big hammer and wears armor, and tells us about how she has conquered seven systems and how whoever freed Rumpel (the pc) must also be working with the Astroknights, who are apparently part of a resistance against her rule, and most of them are wiped out (my theory is the Astroknights armor you’re able to buy is actually the fallen knights armor, but this isn’t the place to get into that). Anyway, she says that she will squash the green menace and that the princess/pirate will not get in her way. She also likes cats.

Oh and her guards, terrified of her, call her hitting things with her warhammer “hammer time.”

And I believe that catches you up. Someone feel free to add or clarify, cuz I know I missed a lot.

As for why she’s all over your dash? The Baron’s mother is a supposedly violent, tall, warrior queen with scars and easily holds a hammer bigger than the pc, you know why.

Girl help-

Who is the red queen and why is she all?? Over my dash??

I’VE NEVER PLAYED THE CURRENT VERSION OF POPTROPICA AND IM NEW TO THIS FANDOM AJSJKASJFD,,

HELP

[twigthecoyote]

Random dialog April 5:

Binary Bard: "I hate it when people are like 'so tell me about yourself'. What do you want? My trauma or my favorite color? Be specific people!"

Dr. Hare: "I don't wanna know either"

[twigthecoyote]

Random dialog for September 14th:

Dr. Hare: "Ok, here's a riddle. What gets covered in dirt, but always stays clean?"

Ring Master Raven: "A body in a coffin"

Dr. Hare: ...

Ring Master Raven: ....

Dr. Hare: "Its soap..."

Ring Master Raven: ...

Dr. Hare: "What is wrong with you?"

[twigthecoyote]

Random dialog for February 5:

Binary Bard: "This goes against my moral compass!"

Director D: "YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!"

[twigthecoyote]

Random dialog on Thanksgiving:

Dr. Hare: "What kind of idiot do you take me for?!"

Binary Bard: "I don't think you want me to answer that"

[twigthecoyote]

Random dialog January 30:

Dr. Hare: "Guess who's got a valentine this year!"

Black widow: "Wow, how did you manage that?"

Dr.Hare: "It involved a lot of blackmail"

I would wait to post this for February, but there's a 100% chance my ADHD will delete it from my brain

[twigthecoyote]

Random dialog for September 27:

Bard: "The four hour simmer begins..."

Hare: "Like emotionally? Or are you making soup?"

[twigthecoyote]

Random dialog January 10:

Dr. Hare: "My mother always said everyone has a beautiful side"

Mordred: "I guess you're a circle then"