#not mutual exclusive

[the-boy-king-rp-multi]

It had been six years since the events that had monikered him the name 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝑢𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑘𝑒𝑛.

None had dared to bother the witcher since that fateful day, and inns went silent when he entered- Or he was chased out by fearful or angry humans for being labeled a monster; more than he had been used to in the past. He had passed through Temeria into the next part of the continent when he came across a contract for a wraith haunting and terrorizing the estate of the Pankratz family in Karack- with a quite hefty reward involved. "Hm." He tore the contract off the billboard and stuffed it in his pocket before he climbed back on his horse. "C'mon Roach."

It was a few days' ride before he happened across a large estate, slipping off his horse. "Hope this is the place.." He pushed the gates open and led Roach up, leaving him nearby before he went up to the door, rapping on the door with the large knocker. When the lock clicked and a small boy with ocean blue eyes and messy brunette hair opened the door, he looked down. "Is this the Pankratz residence?"

(AU based loosely on this Twitter thread about Jaskier’s home life where Geralt is hired by his family and offered residence at their estate to protect them from a wraith sent after them. As he’s staying there, he starts to notice little patterns of behavior, which slowly evolve into witnessing full-fledged abuse- protective geraskier ensues. Idea by a friend )

Twitter thread: https://twitter.com/flordefandom/status/1849645975519822305?t=Hy3p6O7NLflWNgVFdyupPg&s=19

[xxthefairywitchxx]

I've got nothing to do rn, so reblog with a picture of your F/O and I'll show you an anime figure I think they'd own. Not necessarily one of them, just one I think would end up on their possession one way or another

[gemscales-and-tea]

Give this a like (or a comment if you're a sideblog) if you would like to interact with Pinocchio.

[wildbasil]

things haven't been great but i think they will be. eventually 🌻🌼🩷

[whathehellishappening]

Another malformed portal, another random AU; the end result of such an equation meant Whats once more had no idea where he ended up. And that was all well and good. Probably...?

... Well, time would tell.

[valtsv]

anyway

1. NEVER KILL YOURSELF

2. FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE

[bluecrocss]

Adult PJO fans: "I can't relate to her if she doesn't look like me" "this is disrespectful to book!Annabeth" "I can't see her as the same character if she's black" "blonde, white women are soooo underrepresented in media. No one else can understand 😫"

Meanwhile, the actual demographic the show and books are for:

(@/walkersriptide_ on TikTok)

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Caveats in the tags.

[uinferno]

I know NPCs explain events to Link for expository reasons, even if he either was most likely or 100% certainly was present for the events discussed, but the number of watsonian explanations as to why all have multiple shades of amusing.

The first possible one is that after having Amnesia once, people just ere on the side caution for reminding Link, which can be anywhere between endearing or low key a dick move.

Another is simply an extrapolation of the major Tony Hawk effect he's been experiencing. Like... people genuinely forget when Link is present for events. Symin tells Link "Did you know Zelda built this school?" The man is practically glued to the woman. He follows her around like he's her body guard or something. But in the back of everyone's memories they just see

Even when they know and recognize Link they just have a habit of forgetting about him.

[angelnumber27]

If you see me as a cool person just know you are wrong and I am insane. Thank you

[the-boy-king-rp-multi]

Matt Murdock's life seemed to do nothing but take hit after hit after 𝘩𝘪𝘵.

He had lost Elektra once already- After The Hand made quick work of it, after they'd tried to escape. They had been so close to happiness, always inches out of his grasp when she was taken from him. Then, some months apart- The same man who had murdered her, who he had already killed 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦.. Killed the closest thing he had to a father, right in front of him. It was funny, having to listen until the final beat of someone's heart, who lied dying in your arms- It wasn't something you forgot.

Matt had experienced that three times now.

And despite that- Elektra had come back to him. Only to slip right through his fingers again, during the events of Midland Circle; that he had barely survived himself. Now? Now it was barely a few days after Bullseye had murdered Father Lantom in cold blood- And he'd had the displeasure of going through that a third time, as he heard the deafening stop of the man's heart.. The second man in his life he had looked up to as a father, and he was ripped from him too, 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺.

Being God's favorite sacrificial lamb often came at a price.

For the last several days all Matt had felt was sickeningly numb. He had cleared his name both as Matt Murdock and the devil of hell's kitchen- But was the cost worth it? Here he was- Back in his apartment for the first time in months, when he'd spent the last several recovering from the collapse at midland circle in the basement of the Clinton Church. He was licking his wounds, as he sat on the edge of the bed he hadn't been familiar with in some time, shaky hands attempting to patch up the several new wounds Bullseye had left him with as a parting gift. Heavy with the smell of alcohol on his breath, he cursed and flung the now empty bottle at the wall in frustration.

"DAMNIT!"

[gemscales-and-tea]

"Uh... Why do you have that?" he's already backing up slowly.

[seaemberthesecond]

Greenmantle having Niall killed so Declan would give up the Greywaren is such an insane subversion??? Like, you'd assume he'd kill the son to send a message to the father. And the fact that he didn't, means either:

a) Everyone in this magical underground black market took one look at Niall-and-Declan and unanimously agreed that 'oh yeah, no the teenager is clearly the brains of this operation.'

ORRRR

b) Everyone in this magical underground black market took one look at Niall-and-Declan and unanimously agreed that Niall Lynch would not give a FUCK if Declan died. Which, yikes.

[amandamadeathing]

Social media post for Thrawn.

[jameslongforjimshortforgabriel]

yeah i am reblogging fiddauthor AND billford fanart. fuck you

[queenlucythevaliant]

I made a silly uquiz while dog sitting"

(This is very Tumblr-core. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)

[evelegy]

Hanlon's Razor is so funny as a trans person because it's actually far safer to never attribute incompetence to what can explained by malicious intent. It's always malicious intent.