#not me being DRAMATIC

[frozenfrogz]

I’m scared for what happens to me after byler is endgame and the three months of non stop posting about it are over. What will become of me?

[loweryourriskofheartdisease]

I'm soo ... how could they let him ride a horse in that condition??!!

I Don't Care nor about representation ,nor him being " I am so strong, of course i can ride a horse with an injury which made me so far laying like a half dead person..but whatever..do you see how cool i am,Gal?" 💩🥴

he SHOULD have been.. carried by Garadriel bridal style:D or something!?!

[gaypeachy]

I'll never delete this blog

But it was fun while it lasted

Bye 😛

[humming-fly]

I've been really enjoying all the heart-wrenching and beautiful art episode 43 of malevolent has spawned, so to even things out here's even more monty python shitposts

Bonus:

[fairsweetlonging]

i love writing about shen qingqiu flirting with people but not knowing he does it, and never realizing what effect it has on people or when they flirt back

for instance, he doesn't quite have a grasp on the usage of flowery, poetic speech yet, so he uses it in ways that are more suggestive than he means to. he compliments liu qingge's fighting style but the words he uses are "dancing like a snow lotus in the high mountain gales" and liu qingge turns so red shen qingqiu thinks he has a fever. he also said to wei qingwei that if only he was better a guqing player he would capture the sound of his laughter (wei qingwei has a boisterous laugh and this was meant to be teasing) and wei qingwei lay awake for three nights thinking about that.

he'd try to banter with yue qingyuan in the sort of taunting style of the original sqq, but in doing so accidentally strays into "shixiong should just bring his pillow and move in with how much he visits" "well if shidi insists" territory, and he doesn't realize it.

he pretends to be jealous when liu qingge goes on a mission with someone else, saying things like "shidi is having so much fun with [other peak lord], am i not enough? has my heart been traded for another?" with a fake pout that's supposed to be playful, but that inadvertently causes liu qingge to only accept missions with him or by himself, and of course shen qingqiu keeps digging this hole deeper by then acting flattered when liu qingge invites only him to the hunt.

he also definitely goes a little shakespearean sometimes to be dramatic, but people take that serious too. one time shang qinghua was too busy to read/write with him, so he complained to whoever listened, "the cruelty of his words have ripped my heart asunder, never again will i feel joy from what has now turned to sorrow", and two days later shang qinghua asks him what the hell he said to make half of the peak lords show up angry at his house like scorned lovers

in my mind he has also made a "chain me to the bed to have your way" kind of comment about his without a cure treatment, because mu qingfang added twenty new concoctions to the list that are yucky and shen yuan doesn't like yucky things, but even he was like "hm" about that and their next appointment was a little awkward.

[koipepo]

That omake of little Kabru not being able to show off his howetown sweets because of Misril gets to me a lot so...

Here's a happier Kabru (and Lairu)

[violettaskies]

not me posting a whole fic and then deleting it bc it got zero notes for a whole day omg embarrassing

[lauriel816]

I laughed so hard when I read about poor little meow meow wanner unable to take part in training session today bcs he just had all four wisdom teeth pulled but then I recalled having two of my wisdom teeth removed and at that moment I felt like the world had betrayed me

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

With the end of season two comes a second redraw!

[Nov 2022] [June 2023] [June 2024]

[riumeri]

"Huh? You got a weird email from me yesterday? U-um, yeah, about that... My account was hacked, so you can just ignore it."

[brunetterightsactivist]

The irony in everyone telling me EYE don’t understand that this is a joke while simultaneously not understanding that my caption was a joke. Some of you have legitimately zero self awareness

[not-rab]

[eybefioro]

Wait a minute...

I knew I recognized that from somewhere lol

[scribz-ag24]

We deserved more of them being horrible teammates

Whoever pitched special episode 5 may the gods bless you and thank you Shin-ichiro Tomie and Emiko Tanaka for writing it.

[bluewolfangel01]

Mc: 😠

Demons: 😥

Luke: ... What's going on?

Solomon: Mc is upset at the brothers, Diavolo, and Barbatos because they "didn't come home."

Mc: Correction, I'm upset at the brothers, Diavolo, and Barbatos, EXPECT for Lucifer. Cause at least he comes home to me!!!

Lucifer: *standing with a smug look on his face*

Demons: But Mc 🥺

Mc: *turns back to them* I don't want to hear it. If yall don't want to come home that's fine, guess I'll just only ask for Lucifer from now on.

Demons: BUT MC!!! 😢

[wildgeesedotpdf]

I hope we all die