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#make bad art or whatever#Ik the top one is from months and months ago#I like that one better#not like mega pleased with the full face but w/e#it's either that or have a minor freak out about health insurance sooo#seriously gonna have to fight the state about it again
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Of Rocks and Robots Ch. 33 -Don't Mole On My Parade
"Beware evil doers, for I, the mighty Minimax, doth roam the streets with my trusted partner Fred, along with his newest protégé Varian, and together we plan to buy a DVD!"
Varian watched the small robot jump upon a mailbox to proclaim this lofty goal. The little automaton looked just like his namesake, a mini Baymax, but his behavior was far different from the robotic nurse. Hiro had built him to be a sidekick for Fred and so the robot acted just as if he came out of a silver age comic.
"Hey Fred?" Varian asked.
"Yeah?"
"What happened to 'keeping a superhero's identity secret is rule number one in the hallows of superherodom'?"
His friend looked back at him confused, "It is. Why?"
"Because your robot pal isn't exactly what I would call ' inconspicuous'. Aren't you worried someone might recognize him and, you know, put two and two together?"
Fred looked surprised, as if he had never considered this possibility. After a moment's thought he called after his robotic companion.
"You know, your right. Hey Minimax,
come here, you need a disguise."
The little android dutifully ran up to the teen and Fred pulled out a pair of sunglasses and placed them upon its head.
"There! How does that look?"
"Like a small white robot wearing sunglasses."
"Exactly! Usually he wears a cape when he's superheroing."
"You seriously don't expect people to be fooled by a pair of glasses do you?"
"Why not? It worked for Henry Reeve. He played Captain Fancy in the tv show."
"Yeah but I doubt the guy was a two foot tall robot."
"As far as we know…." Fred said stone faced as he looked Varian dead in the eye; the way he often did when spouting some crazy theory that no one else believed.
Varian decided to cut his losses. There was no getting through to Fred once he latched onto an idea; regardless of how ill advised and detached from reality it was.
"So where are we going again?" Varian asked instead.
"We're going to the comic book store to buy a copy of the Professor What DVD that just came out."
"I thought you already owned every episode though?"
"I do. Of every aired episode that is. This is the "lost serial". It was recorded but never broadcast due to a production strike during the 70s and the only way to see it was through bootlegs. But now the EBC has released it in full on dvd, plus extras, like special interviews with the cast and such."
"Ok, that's cool, I guess."
"Mega cool! I can't wait to see it in all it's high definition glory!" Fred joyously squealed only to sober up as they neared the comic shop. "There's only one problem."
"What's that?"
"Richardson Mole" Fred growled.
"Mole?" Varian echoed, confused.
"My arch nemesis, remember? His is the only comic store in town that currently has any copies. The rest won't get theirs till next week!"
"Then why not wait until next week to get it then?" Varian very sensibly asked.
Fred looked at him aghast, "And let Mole gloat over getting to see it a whole week early!? Un-uh! No way! Buuuuut he won't sell me a copy; so that's why you're here."
Fred wrapped an arm around Varian's shoulder and pointed at the other teen's chest as he recounted his plan.
"You see, Minimax and I will cause a distraction drawing Mole outside. While he's gone, you quickly grab a dvd from the display stand and mix it up with a bunch of other stuff you're going to purchase and dump it all on the counter. Hopefully he'll be so annoyed by what me and Minimax have planned, that he won't notice that he sold you a copy along with all the other things you grabbed. It's the perfect plan!" Fred rubbed his hands together devilishly.
"Uh...hun….Ooor I could just walk in there and buy a copy outright instead of paying for a bunch of stuff I don't want." Varian countered.
"You know... that's so crazy…it just might work. Minimax; new plan!" Fred yelled after his robot.
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The comic shop was not much different from the store inside the mall that Fred had taken Varian to on his first day in San Fansokyo. The main difference was it was a freestanding building and the cashier was a short child perhaps only a few years younger then Varian himself.
"Hello, welcome to my sho--oh it's you, Fred." The kid interrupted his enthusiastic greeting towards Varian the moment Fred walked in behind him.
"Why hello, Mole, unpleasant as ever I see." Fred retorted back with equal disdain.
Mole only sighed and rolled his eyes. "What do you want Fred?"
"Oh contraire, it's not what I want but what my friend here wants." Fred gently but firmly nudged Varian up to the counter as he said this. "Tell him Varian."
"Uhhh...I'd like the newest Professor What DVD...the lost episode one?... P-please." Varian wasn't sure what he had expected when Fred first asked him to come along on this quest for a DVD, but being glared at by a very irritated 12 year old from across the counter wasn't it. Moreover he hated being put on the spot like this. He really had no context for this apparent feud Fred had with this kid.
"Really?" Mole raised an eyebrow. "And there's no chance that my rival Fred here didn't put you up to the task of buying the dvd for him?"
"Uh...d-does it matter?" Varian shrugged, now completely bewildered. He had assumed Fred was only exaggerating about Mole, same as he exaggerated about just everything, but no, turns out that the pre-teen really was that petty.
"Uh, of course it matters." The kid replied as if Varian had missed something obvious. "I have the only copies in town and in limited quantities. I'll only sell them to true fans of the series, otherwise someone might just buy from me and then sell it at a mark up price online or something. Now why should I give someone else that advantage when I can corner the market?"
Varian raised an eyebrow at this explanation but Fred stepped in before he could say anything.
"Hey, Varian's a fan. We've been marathoning the series. Tell him, buddy." Fred gave Varian another nudge.
"Oh really? Well then, Varian, who is your favorite Professor?" Mole's voice dripped with incredulity.
"Y-you mean there's more than one?" Varian began to ask in confusion but Fred jumped him, covering Varian's ears with his hands. Though it did little good as Varian could still hear Fred shushing Mole.
"Shhh...Careful with the spoilers Mole!"
"I knew it! I knew It!" Mole yelled back. "You just dragged your friend over here to buy the special edition dvd for you!"
"I did not!" Fred snapped back.
Minimax jumped up onto the counter and pointed a finger at Mole. "No one accuses my Fred of trickery, foul villain. For even though that is indeed the plan and you must have only deduced that with your nefarious cunning."
"Minimaaaax!" Fred whined.
Varian was losing his patience. He shoved Fred off him. "Look, yes, I came here to buy the DVD so Fred and I could watch it in our marathon. But so far we've only watched the first season and more copies are arriving in a week, so what does it matter!?"
"Wait? You've only seen season one, as in the original series first season from 1963?" Mole asked.
"Uh..Yeah?"
"That's what I was trying to tell you, Mole." Fred interrupted again. "He's going into the series completely blind. He doesn't know about… r-e-n-e-w-a-l yet."
"Renewal?" Varian echoed now even more confused. Fred had tried to drop his voice to a whisper but Varian heard anyway.
Mole's entire demeanor magically changed. Gone was his standoffish and combative nature and in its place was a look of genuine excitement.
"Ooooh, how I envy you my friend! Imagine being able to experience the whole series fresh! Oh..oh, then what's your favorite story so far?"
"Ummm...I liked the one we just finished… it's the one where they're stuck in the middle of the French Revolution."
"Interesting choice." Mole said intrigued. "So who's your favorite assistant?"
"Well I don't if she counts as an 'assistant' but my favorite character so far is the Professor's granddaughter, Sue."
"Yeees!" Mole exclaimed suddenly, taking Varian a back. "Finally, someone who sees sense! Sue is so underappreciated. You know what?" Mole continued as he reached behind the counter to pull a dvd box off the shelf. "Just to show my support in your endeavor to embark on such a daunting quest as to view the entirety of Professor What, here is the dvd to complete the collection, free of charge."
"Really?" Varian asked bewildered as Mole handed him the coveted copy.
"Yup, just come back and let me know how you enjoyed the later seasons, or stop by and maybe check out some of the other Professor What merch I got for sell."
Mole cheerily waved goodbye as Varian, Fred, and Minimax walked out of the shop.
"What just happened?" Fred asked.
Varian opened the thin box to see the disc inside. "Well, apparently your mortal enemy just gave me a free dvd."
"I don't trust it." Fred said darkly. "Mole is up to something."
"Do you want me to return it?"
"No!" Fred quickly exclaimed and reached out to grab the case. But Varian snatched it back out of his reach.
"Now, now, he did give it to me, you know." Varian said as if reprimanding a small child and a sly grin slowly formed on his face.
"Oooh, but.. But I waited years to see it… pleeesee."
Fred was practically crawling over him to get to the dvd but Varian fended him off while trying unsuccessfully to stifle his laughter.
"I'll tell you what… I'll let you have it…but for a price."
"Name it."
Varian thought for a moment. "I wanna drive the limo."
"Oh… but Heathcliff…" Fred stopped mid sentence as Varian waved the dvd in his face, his crooked smile growing wider.
"Ok. Fine." Fred relented. "But on one condition. Heathcliff has to teach you how to drive it."
"Deal."
They shook hands and Varian handed over the movie.
"Huhzzah!" Minimax proclaimed. "And once again the heroes have concluded their quest and now return home victorious!"
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"Hey Mole," Fred shouted as he sauntered into the comic shop. "Do you got any replacement parts for a limited addition Space Hike laser gun? I kind of broke mine dur---"
Fred's voice trailed off when he noticed that the little store was empty. A week had passed since he and Varian had procured the Professor What DVD and Fred hadn't seen nor heard from his nemesis in that time. Fred didn't think that was too odd, it wasn't like he and Mole talked daily or anything, but it was suspicious for his rival to leave the store unattended without closing shop first.
Fred's senses went on alert and he instinctively went into stealth mode: dropping to the ground and crouching on tiptoe as he looked for booby traps on the shelves, behind the doors, and under the displays.
He didn't find any.
Though as he ransacked the counter during his search, he did hear the distant sound of laughter and music coming from the "staff only room." Which wasn't a room really. It was an elevator that went into the basement. Mole had a private arcade down there and must have been playing video games and had simply forgotten to lock up.
Satisfied that there was no danger of a prank literally blowing up in his face and covering him in some sort of slime or soap bubbles or something else that was similarly messy (Fred never forgot that time when Mole dumped dumped a bucket of chocolate fudge on his head five years ago) he decided to go down stairs to ask Mole about the previously mentioned parts.
What he found was far worse than a bucket of chocolate syrup.
In the basement Varian and Mole were both playing a video game. It was an old stand up arcade machine and on it was a retro beat 'em up. Both seemed to be enjoying themselves and called good natured taunts as they furiously pressed buttons trying to one up the other.
Neither had noticed Fred enter.
"Oh you're going down now!" Mole cheered.
"In your dreams!" Varian laughed.
He pressed the block button and his little pixelated character averted a punch from Mole's pixelated avatar and then grabbed said character into a hold and bodied slammed him to the ground.
"K.O.!" A distorted voice from the machine announced and Varian threw up his hands in victory.
"Ah…. Man!" Mole bemoaned. "You got lucky. I had you on the rocks."
"Yeah, I did." Varian admitted with a snicker.
"Best two out of three then?" Mole asked.
"Naw.. I got an essay I need to finish bef-" Varian paused mid-sentence as he turned around and finally saw Fred. Who just stood there with his mouth agape.
"Uh...hi, Fred."
Fred just pointed his finger at them and made an unintelligible sound like a cross between a gasp and a squeal.
"How the heck did you get in here Frederickson?" Mole said irritably.
This seemed to awaken Fred from his stupor.
"Betrayal!" He shouted, still pointing his finger accusingly at them both.
"Now Fred, don't overreact." Mole chided. "My friend Varian and I were just playing a friendly little game of Street Combat."
"Friend? Friend ?! My bestest buddy and protégé playing video games with my arch nemesis and mortal rival! This just like when Captain Fancy found the Fearless Ferret robbing banks with the Toymaker in Earth's Greatest #20!"
"Fred…" Varian started to reason with a weary sigh but Fred interrupted him.
"No. I don't want to hear it!" And with that he turned around on his heel and marched back into the elevator. "But mark my words Varian, Mole can't be trusted." And with this warning he pressed the first floor button and the elevator doors closed.
Varain rolled his eyes and followed after his friend. "Sorry Mole, I gotta go smooth things over with Fred. I'll see ya later."
"Okay, oh I almost forgot" the Professor What convention is next month. You want to go?" Mole replied as Varian hurried over to the elevator.
"Yeah sure, sounds like fun." Varian answered back distractedly. "I'll see ya then." He waved bye to Mole as the door to the elevator closed.
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When the elevator opened back up Varian saw Fred stomping away down the sidewalk outside and raced after him.
"Fred! Fred, wait up!"
"Why? So that you can stab me in the back again?" Fred called after.
"Fred...you're being ridiculous."
He stopped, incensed, and fumed at Varian, "Ridiculous?! Oh, I'm being ridiculous now am I?"
"Yeah, you are." Varain stated matter-of-factly.
"Oh, I see how it is. Crazy Fred is just being paranoid again. It can't possibly be that Mole has been trying to ruin my life since he was in dippers. Seriously, when I first met him he was a week old and I had to be the one to change him. It was all downhill from there."
Varian crossed his arms and gave Fred a reproachful look.
"Oh you don't believe hun?" Fred defended, "Well did he tell you about the time he cut the power to my house so he could win the online auction for Captain Fancy 133? Or the time he spilled hot fudge on me at his 7th birthday party? How about the time he stole my prized Captain Fancy pants? Oh, or how he bought out the mech wrestling league just so I couldn't own it? And he doesn't even like wrestling!!"
Varian didn't answer and kept up his disapproving glare.
"I tell you Mole is just using you to get to me. Don't you see? It'd be the ultimate revenge if he stole my protégé away--."
"Ok, first off, I'm not your "protégé" or "apprentice" or whatever, and second off, Mole never mentioned you the entire time we've hung out. Couldn't it just be possible that he wants to be friends with me and that you're making a big deal out of nothing?"
"Oh really? Then how would you feel if I started hanging out with that princess you hate so much? Rapunzel! Yeah, wouldn't you be hurt if I became pals with your mortal enemy."
A shadow fell across Varian's face and his mildly annoyed glare transformed into cold steely gaze.
"Fred."
"Y-yeah."
"Rapunzel left me, my father, and my entire village to die. Your 'mortal enemy' just buys the same stuff that you want."
Fred looked like a man who had just had a glass of ice water splashed in his face.
"Ooookay...I-I'm beginning to see the difference…"
Now it was Varian's turn to storm off in a huff leaving Fred to stand there bewildered.
"Wait! … She did that ?!" He turned and ran after Varian. "I thought fairy tale princesses were supposed to be nice?"
"Well, they're not, and my life is not a fairy tale Fred."
Fred pouted as he tagged long after Varian, unsure of what to say now.
Varian stopped at the bus stop to wait on his ride home and Fred sheepishly stared at his shoes. After a few awkward minutes he spoke up.
"H-hey, Varian.."
"What."
"I'm sorry….maybe I overreacted a little?"
"A little?" Varian raised an eyebrow.
"Alright, a lot. But I just don't understand why you want to even hang out with Mole."
Varian heaved a heavy sigh and relented. "Look...I just, don't have many friends ok? And before I came here I didn't have any friends. So if someone invites me to hang out with them then I wanna go. Cause that doesn't happen often, and I don't like being alone, and....and Mole doesn't know who I am or about my past. Same as Carol, or Karmi… It's just nice to feel normal for once."
"Annnd you can't feel normal around me cause I know you're magic, right?"
"For the last time Fred, I'm not magic." He growled through his teeth and then in a gentler voice said. "Also, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, you're not normal."
"Fair. Though, if we're talking 'normal' I don't think Mole counts either."
"Maybe not, but I don't think he has a lot of friends either. I guess in that way we have something in common."
Fred looked thoughtfully at that. It was true, Mole really didn't have any friends; a combination of homeschooling and being a huge nerd had left the kid pretty isolated. Fred understood that. He'd been there too, but then again he wasn't a huge jerk to people.
"I still don't get it…. Buuutt if you want to hang out with Mole I'm not going to try and stop you."
"And you're not going to pitch a fit, or sulk, or argue with me if I do?"
Fred heaved a sigh. "No. I'll be very mature about it….also very confused…but I'll be cool, promise."
"So we're still friends?" Varian asked with some slight trepidation.
"Well of course we're still friends! That was never in question. Friends have fights sometimes, ya know, but they always stick together in the end."
He gave Varian a playful nudge on the shoulder and Varian smiled back.
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Big Hero Six walked away from the college campus and headed towards the parking lot where Wasabi had parked his car. The gang of teenagers laughed and conversed until the squeal of tires on pavement sounded off in the distance and the sound of motor revving became louder and louder.
Soon a fire red sports car came barreling down the drive towards them. They jumped back as the car skidded to a halt next to them, making black marks on the pavement.
The little group stared in shock at the close call and a window rolled down to reveal the driver.
"Hey guys!" Varian cheerfully called out, oblivious to the fright he had caused them.
"Varian, what are you doing!?" Wasabi yelled.
"Oh, Heathcliff is giving me driving lessons."
The Frederickson's faithful butler tilted his head to give the other teens a better look at him. He was dressed in his usual work attire but save for the pair of sunglasses he wore. He said nothing but his stoic face broke into a sly grin and he gave a thumbs up. He was clearly enjoying being chauffeured around for a change.
"Yeah, Fred let me borrow his car to practice with." Varian continued and then turned to the man sitting beside him. "You were right Heathcliff, this is cooler than the limo."
At this Gogo punched Fred in the right arm.
"Oww, what was that for?" He rubbed his arm ruefully.
"You never let me borrow the race car!" She said deeply offended.
Hiro also gave Fred's left arm a much lighter smack just to get his attention. "Yeah, and I got a learners permit; same as Varian."
"Yeah but I'll get my actual license before you so I need the practice more." Varian smugly replied.
Heathcliff interrupted this friendly spat with his usual soft spoken British accent, "Master Varian, how about we learn how to pass other cars safely on the road next; and see how fast this bad boy can really go."
"Heck yeah!" Varian laughed. He moved the gear out of 'park', yelled "See ya!", and slammed on the gas. The car took off like a shot; burning rubber as it went.
"Oh what fresh horror have you unleashed?" Wasabi asked Fred as everyone stared dumbstruck after the boisterous teen and renegade butler.
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⭐️ N E W V I D E O ⭐️ The Sims 4 | MAKING OVER MY SUBSCRIBERS SIMS #6! | CAS & Lookbook + CC Links
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SIM 2 (CARINA)
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EVERYDAY Top: https://waekey.tumblr.com/post/188862902338/vintage-blouse-new-mesh-ea-mesh-edit Bottom: https://dyoreos.tumblr.com/post/184993342522/dyoreos-seeker-jeans-female-t-e-base-game Shoes: https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-shoes-female-teenadultelder/title/madlen-marius-shoes/id/1407602/ Earrings: https://chonkypixels.tumblr.com/post/619484680614543360/novocaine-earrings-100-followers-gift-new
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SWIM Top: https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-clothing-female-teenadultelder-everyday/title/trillyke-latata-bra-with-straps/id/1419657/ Bottom: https://www.renorasims.com/product-page/sulani-swimwear-collection
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Deacon {A-Z Challenge} [NS//FW]
NSFW Below - Gender-Neutral Sole
Requested by: @cilceon & @thatwolfnamednyla
A[ftercare] - Deacon is a mega cuddler and he shows it most to Sole when they’re done their business. He often whispers sweet nothings into Sole’s ear as he rubs their back and holds them close, squeezing them into his chest.
B[odypart] - The back. It’s practically begging for him to cover it in kisses, bites and hickeys. It’s also how he teases Sole too. Planting soft kisses on their backs as the two settle down for the night.
C[um] - Deacon tries his best to pull out and he does. Most of the time. He loves to see Sole covered in his cum. (yeah i had no ideas for this one)
D[irty Secret] - With his interest and knowledge of pre-war times, Deacon would love to see Sole in over-the-top lace lingerie or skin-tight outfits that hug their bodies. He saw it in some pre-war magazines and in the occasional pin-up poster.
E[xperience] - He has some experience although he has barely done anything since Barbara. Still, he intends to please Sole as much as possible.
F[avourite Position] - Standing up, Sole pushed up against the wall. It’s great for quickies and long nights. He prefers to have Sole face him, their legs around his waist, but he’ll push Sole against a wall and go from behind if he decides to give some punishments.
G[oofy] - Oh, he loooooves to tease Sole. But sometimes he takes it too far and sexy time turns to full-on snorting laughter. He does get serious occasionally, but it’s mainly because he tends to roleplay with Sole.
H[air] - Deacon’s untamed and bushy down there. He’s never saw the point of putting time into it, besides washing it every once in a while. He wasn’t very sexually active before meeting Sole. Although, he did dye his hair black. Seeing a bright orange bush down below but a black wig was trippy to him.
I[ntimacy] - Deacon, despite his goofiness, is a hopeless romantic during sex. He showers Sole in sweet nothings and loves to plant kisses on Sole’s neck. He dials it back outside of the sheets but in bed, he goes full-speed ahead, often leaving Sole a blushing mess.
J[ack off] - He has a collection of naughty magazines and photos. On stressful days, he tends to disappear for a good 15-20 minutes. In specifics, he locks himself in abandoned rooms and houses. He’s fast and quiet (or at least tries to), knowing that staying in the same place is bad and suspicious.
K[ink] - Voyeurism and a little bit of bondage. He’s pretty vanilla. He does do spanking a bit and admittedly, does love to be tied up from time to time but that’s about it.
L[ocation] - Deacon will admit he does love the thrill of fucking in semi-public places but he’ll always prefer the secrecy of a locked bedroom.
M[otivation] - Anytime Sole goes out of their way to help others, specifically synths. It kinda proves the point that he picked the right lover.
N[o] - Choking. He’d rather not have him or Sole coughing or nearly passing out during sex.
O[ral] - Oh boy, Deacon loves to get his friend sucked. He loses himself in the pleasure and lets Sole take full control of this. He’d let Sole give him oral anywhere, as long as they went in danger, or going to be in danger. As for giving, Deacon’s semi-experienced. He hadn’t done something like that before Sole, at all. But he’s slowly learning.
P[ace] - He goes at a medium pace. He doesn’t like going slow but he also isn’t a fan of going rough and fast. He likes to enjoy his time with Sole.
Q[uickie] - Big fan. He loves quickies. Especially before and after missions. These moments are the only time he goes rough and fast.
R[isk] - As long as Sole wants to do something new, he’ll suggest a few new things and will occasionally peek through pre-war books to get ideas.
S[tamina] - He could last two rounds. He tends to pour everything he’s got into Sole on that first round.
T[oy] - Deacon finds some toys weird and is a little hesitant to use them. He’ll agree to dildos and vibrators but anything else? It’s a no from him.
U[nfair] - As stated before, Deacon loooves to tease Sole. He refuses to have sex with Sole unless he gets to tease Sole at least once.
V[olume] - Deacon, surprisingly, is kinda loud. He grunts, and groans and lets out short comments about Sole.
W[ild Card] - (so um I can’t think of a random headcanon for Deacon here so insert your own here)
X[-ray] - Long but skinny. He’s pretty proud of his friend.
Y[earning] - His sex drive is on and off. Sometimes he’ll go crazy if he doesn’t get a piece of Sole and sometimes, he just cannot be bothered.
Z[zzz] - Deacon likes to fall asleep immediately after sex, arms squeezed around Sole. He’s a heavy sleeper and won’t wake up for about six hours. Sex tires him out so much.
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Virus
Warning: the big sad, a couple swear words
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(For Loving Cryptor Day! Here you go @sayijo! Also mega shout out for my best beta friend @thelucariosfish!)
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‘Face it Cryptor. You’re nothing but the Ninja’s little lap dog.’ Their voice was like silk in his ears but like knives in his heart and needles in his head.
‘What heart? You’re nothing but a mobile computer. You know that. They know that even more than you do.’ Their voice came again and Cryptor shook his head, his breathing picking up.
“No, you’re wrong.” He says shakily, gripping the edge of the sink tightly.
‘You’re nothing more than an advanced training bot to them. Why do you think they prefer to train with you than anyone else? They never ask Zane now do they?’ They hummed, and Cryptor squeezed his eyes shut.
“Get out of my head.” He growled, gripping the side of his head, digging his fingers into the plating.
‘You’re better than being the Ninja’s footstool, Cryptor. You’re not Mr. E, you’re not Cry. You’re not even Cryptor.’ The voice continued on, never once taking on an aggressive tone.
Their voice was soft, gentle even. As if they were speaking to a child. A lonely child.
‘You’re General Cryptor, leader of the Nindroid Army. You have power. You’re well above these fools who call themselves ninja.’ They cooed and Cryptor yelled out, dropping to one knee once a sharp pain ricocheted through his head. ‘It’s time you accept it. I’ll show you the way. You’ll realize soon, General Cryptor. Ninja aren’t the only ones able to reach their full potential…’ They whispered and Cryptor shook as he collapsed to the ground, yelling as his head throbbed-burned-ached-spun-too much-too much-system overloading-danger-danger-processor malfunction-error-error-system overload-system overl-
“Cryptor!” The bathroom door was ripped off the hinges and Cryptor blinked at Kai who rushed in, blade grasped firmly in hand.
He looked down and spotted Cryptor there and frowned, his eyebrows still furrowed in concern.
“What happened. We heard you yelling.” Kai says as he reached down to help him up.
Cryptor blinked, confused.
“I was?” He asked and Kai gave him an odd look.
“Well, the yelling did come from this room and you were just on the ground.” Kai says as they stood. “Are you alright? You’ve been acting off all day.” He says with a tone of worry.
“I’ve been acting like I usually do. Are you alright hothead?” Cryptor asked with an arched brow.
“Psh. Whatever. Let’s get you out of here.” Kai huffed.
“False alarm guys.” Cole called back to the others and Sensei Wu who were ready for an attack.
“Then why were you yelling?” Sensei Wu asked Cryptor once he walked out.
“Maybe it was to freak Jay out.” Cryptor shrugged and Nya rolled her eyes.
“Say Cry, you wanna train?” Nya asked, giving her sword a twirl.
“I don’t see why not.” Cryptor shrugged then followed behind Nya.
He wasn’t sure why a light jolt hit his right eye then…
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‘Another day of being Cryptor the footstool.’ Cryptor froze mid step on his way to his room.
That voice… Has he…? Has he heard it before?
‘The time for that is almost over. Time to start the process to unlocking your true potential.’ The voice cooed and Cryptor looked around, their voice sounding as if they were speaking directly into his ear.
This was bizarre. He should tell Ja-
Pain. Sharp-breathtaking-pain-stabbing-him-eating-him-up-can’t-breathe-don’t-need-to-breathe-suffocating-help-help-stop-ple- The pain stopped and Cryptor gasped, panting heavily. He blinked, realizing that he was on the ground in his room.
‘You’re such a well trained dog. The moment you’re in distress, you reach out to the ninja.’ The voice hummed and Cryptor’s hands shook as he tried to push himself up. ‘Always so obedient, always so faithful.’ They said condescendingly then-
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He was still twitching on the ground when he came to, feeling the sparks flying from the left side of his head rather than his own.
‘Don’t worry. It’s an admirable trait. Your loyalty is a wonderful thing to behold. But the ninja don’t care for you like I do, General Cryptor.’ They cooed and Cryptor managed to scoff, oil on his tongue.
“Y-you c-c-care? I-I-I don’t e-e-even know w-w-who you are-e-e.” He spoke, voice box experiencing shortage.
‘You will soon enough. All you need to know is that I’m doing this for your own good.’ They said and Cryptor flinched at the phantom fingers brushing his cheek. ‘You don’t understand now…’ His chin tilted up on his own as the phantom hands cupped his cheeks.
He could see something that wasn’t there, almost like a hologram. He couldn’t see their features but he could see their immaculate smile, highlighted by orange lipstick.
‘But soon you will.’
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Cryptor never forgot that interaction like he seem to have before. Things after that…
‘Time to initiate phase one…’ She hummed in his ears as he left his room to meet up with the others for breakfast the next day.
Like he gave a damn. He was going to get this crazy bitch out of his head once and for all.
‘I wouldn’t be so sure about that Cryptor. But I do invite you to try. I’ll have to punish you though.’ She hummed cheerily in his head.
He walked out to where the others were gathered for breakfast.
“Guys-” Cryptor began and then found himself completely frozen.
What the actual hell?
“Yeah, what is it?” Lloyd asked as they all looked at him.
“I'm letting you guys know I'm gonna pass out for a while.” He heard himself say- felt himself say but-
He didn’t actually say that!
“I’m letting you guys know just so if I shove this sword where the sun doesn’t shine, you can’t blame me. Jay.” He heard felt himself say pointedly, his eyes narrowing on their own.
What the actual fuck?
“Look, it was an accident ok? I have no sense of directions when I’m tired.” Jay says defensively.
How the hell did they even know Jay messed up his sleep two days ago?
‘Don’t worry about that Cryptor. I'll take care of you until you can take care yourself. You spend way too much time with those ninja.' She hummed and he felt a hand on his shoulder.
"Hmph. Can't say I haven't given my warning." Cryptor felt himself comment before walking away, back to his room.
'There. Now we have the whole day to start phase one.' She says as Cryptor regained control over his body.
"When I find you, I'll-"
'You'll find me yourself when you're ready. By then, you'll understand.’ She says as the phantom feeling of a hand on his cheek reappeared.
"Understand what? Trying to turn-"
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When it all finally stopped, he was laying in a pool of oil that seemed to have bled from his mouth and ears. Nose too from what he could feel. He laid there, completely out of it, phantom pains making him flinch more than he liked to. What made it all worse was the soft humming he could hear once his ears stopped ringing and the feeling of fingers running through his hair.
'I'm sorry you had to feel that but I have to punish you for misbehaving.' She says, in his ear, sounding sad and Cryptor would laugh at the insanity of all of this.
He should have known better than to trust Borg to reconstruct and repair his arm. He should have never gone there. Then he wouldn't have contracted this virus.
'Ooh. I like that name. You can call me Virus from now on.' She approved.
What about bitch?
'I don't approve. You need to have manners. Looks like three hours wasn't enough. We'll keep going until one of the ninja come to check on you.' Cryptor's heart plummeted once she spoke, fear of the pain and agony to come washing over him. 'Let's begin…'
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He didn't know how long it was before Kai came to check up on him. All he knew was that he spent what felt like an eternity in constant agony, until his oil reserves were on critical from all he bled out, until even when the agony stopped, he didn't register that it had until nearly an hour after. And the entire recovery period, she would hum and pet his hair. He would have powered down from that kind of stress on his body but she kept him awake throughout it all somehow. She overrode his core protocols- a feat he once thought impossible. She must have answered for him since the door wasn't ripped off. When someone came again, he was mostly together.
"Hey. You've been in here for a little over two days now. Are you sure you're alright?" Nya asked from the other side of the door and Cryptor lifted his head sluggishly.
'Tell her to mind her own business.' Virus ordered him.
"Why the-"
Agony-pain-hu-
He took a shuddering breath, the pain short this time but it was more than enough to get her point across.
'Tell her now or we'll do this for even longer.' She says gently and Cryptor swallows thickly.
"Cryptor?" Nya called again.
"Mind your own business!" He yelled out, surprised his vocal cords weren't as shot as his right eye.
It was completely offline.
"What? I'm just checking in on you! We're worried!" Nya yelled from the other side of the door.
'Get her to leave.' Virus ordered gently.
"And I don't give a damn. Fuck off already!" He yelled out, mentally apologizing.
'Don't apologize to the ninja.' Virus hummed and-
Burning-tearing-stabbing-please-
"... an asshole about it!" He heard Nya yell as he came to before he heard her storming off.
'If she was really worried, she would try harder.' Virus hummed. 'You did far better than I expected. For that, how about a reward?' She says and before he could even ask what she could possibly offer, his right eye came online and the lingering ringing in his ears cleared up.
'Now go get some oil. You'll need it to finish phase one.' She says and Cryptor sneered, lifting himself off the ground, arms only slightly shaky.
Just that made him not want to.
'You shouldn't even think about disobeying me. Forget the oil. Let's go without and start over again.' Virus hummed and Cryptor would pale if he could.
Shi-
Agony-pain-burns-hurts-tearing-stop-stabbing-please-clawing-s-sorry!-hurts-jolting…
'Phase one is going well.' Virus hummed as he twitched and sparked on the ground, eyes flickering on and off. 'Soon you'll be ready, General. And New Ninjago City will know its true ruler…'
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It went on for days on end into weeks. How could he not break? If he even so much as think anything that wasn't 'yes Virus' then he would be sent into agony like he's never experienced before. Far greater than when he was made to be Mr. E. That pain would be a blessing comparing to the pain she was raining on him. The worst part about the whole situation was her soft tones, her little rewards. He followed her order without thinking of a some kind of snarky comment and he got to sleep 10 hours. He hated it. He wouldn't admit it aloud but… Somewhere along the way, he began to depend on her, began to want be rewarded like-
Like some kind of dog.
It must have been her plan from the get go. But what chances did he have? He couldn't send an SOS. She had complete control of his systems and since she made sure that he acts exactly like he always did, even while he was in control, the Ninja just thought be was having a bad couple weeks and are giving him some space. It's happened more times than he's like to admit. That's why none of them were concerned. None of them realized he was trapped in his own home, in his own body…
'No, they haven't, have they?' Virus whispered in his ear, her arms wrapping around his neck in a hug from behind. 'Though I feel a little insulted. We've gotten to know each other so well this past month and two weeks haven't we? I thought we were friends.' She says sadly and Cryptor couldn't help his flinch, expecting pain-agony-suffering.
"I-I'm s-sorry." He stuttered out, hoping to avoid more never ending pain.
It's such an impossible amount of pain. It makes it impossible to get used to. Every second the agony remains the same. His senses doesn't dull it out after a while like he was programmed to. He knew it had something to do with her.
'You are forgiven. But only this once. You've only proved you're ready for phase two.' Virus says, petting his hair and he leaned into the phantom touch, letting his eye slide close. 'When was the last time the ninja even checked up on you? Talked to you, hmm? Surely if you meant as much to them as they claimed you were, they would try harder.' She cooed, brushing his cheek with her finger tips.
'Isn't Kai your best friend? When was the last time he dropped by to knock at the door. To say something if anything?' She questioned, drawing random patterns against his cheek. 'I've been keeping you away from them for a reason. So you can see your so-called friends as they really are.' She says before the sensations of touch left him, making Cryptor bite back a whimper.
'Let's go on a walk, take a small stroll around the Monastery, hmm? Think of it as a reward for getting this far.' She says and Cryptor stood without him actually moving to. 'Don't worry. I know how tired you are. I'll walk us. You can just take in the view.'
Why does that send a feeling of apprehension down his spine?
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Cryptor indeed took in the view. He was- wasn't trapped. He was in his room for a long time without even so much as looking through the curtains. The outside felt so foreign to him. He didn't have time to embrace it however.
'Looks like your so called friends are back.' Virus says and Cryptor's cloaking ability went up, turning him invisible.
"... why we should care. If he wants to hole himself up in there then that's his problem." Nya huffed as they pushed the Monastery gate opened.
"I'm with Nya on this one. He's been even more of a jerk than usual. He wants his space, he's got it. I'll be waiting until he's ready to apologize." Jay huffed as they walked in.
"He obviously doesn't want to talk to us right now. We might as well wait." Cole shrugged.
Kai looked troubled, his hands passing his sword between them. He sighed and nodded, his shoulder dropping.
"Yeah, you're right." He says before going in, closing the door behind them.
Virus dropped the cloaking.
'See? The ninja aren't as nice or as caring as you'd think. They don't care about you.' She says, wrapping her arms around him in an embrace that felt like a hug.
Cryptor didn't want to believe but his head was a mess after spending as long of a time as he had with Virus. Their words hit him hard though. How could they even think that? Haven't they worked long enough together for them to know when something was wrong? Sure he tend to withdraw from time to time but never for this long. It wasn't his fault that he had some- he had Virus in his head! He would have spent his time with them if he was allowed to. But Virus didn't allow it. He couldn't visit.
Cryptor gritted his teeth.
That didn't mean they couldn't visit him too! That didn't mean that they couldn't try harder to see if something was wrong! Each day he goes through how long of pain-fear-agony while they simply play video games just a room away. Sensei Wu is supposed to be all wise. Why hasn't he figured out what has been happening to him? And nosy-ass Jay. He should have been the first to figure out something is wrong. But he hadn't even cared to! None of them did. He was a fool to think he could be taken in as he did, by a seemingly amazing family. How wrong he was.
He gritted his teeth with a sneer.
So much for teamwork and friends.
'Yes. Phase 2 is going well. Soon, it will be time for the final phase…'
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"Cryptor, can we talk?" Kai says, as he walked up to him two days later as he trained with himself.
"What's there to talk about?" Cryptor says flatly and Kai frowned.
"Look, I know you've been busy but-"
"Busy?" Cryptor asked, pausing the movements with his swords to look at Kai, a sneer on his lips.
Before Kai could react, he was laughing borderline hysterically. Kai was torn between confusion and worry.
"You have no idea just how busy I've been. You have no idea at all and that fucking pisses me off!" He snapped at Kai who looked taken aback.
"How the hell would I know? You've locked yourself in your room for almost two months!" Kai yelled back at him.
"Maybe if you weren't such a narrow-minded idiot than you would have realized!" Cryptor growled, taking a threatening step forward.
"What the hell are you even talking about?! We've tried to get to you but you're just to busy being a fucking asshole to my friends!" Kai yelled, taking a step forward as well.
'We don't need this, General. Look at how he's treating you…' Virus says as the feeling of someone leaning against him emerged.
"You're such a self centered prick! If you want to spend eternity by yourself then be my fucking guest! I don't know why we even bothered with you to begin with!" Kai yelled then stormed off, back into the Monastery, past the rest of his fri-
Past the ninja. Cryptor only sneering at the group before turning away, angrily stalking through the monastery gates. He walked down the steps two and three at a time, going to where his bike was parked next to the ninja's vehicle and hopped on. Without hesitation, he started the engine then drove off, away from the stupid Monastery and away from his stupid fri-
From the stupid ninja.
'I tried to warn you…' Virus says, sounding solemn as the feeling of someone's arms wrapping around his waist cane over him. 'The ninja don't care at all about you. Have you seen that now?' She asked him.
"I should have fucking known better. They have never been different. Mortals are nothing but cruel, self-centered animals. They don't care for anyone but themselves, for their own kind." He says with a sneer, speeding up with his anger, riding out into the Badlands. "They may have adopted Zane as their pet but I won't be like him. I won't be like any of them." He says darkly and Virus felt herself grin widely.
'No, you won't. You won't forget how they've all treated you…' Cryptor flinched once Virus brought forth memories of how he was forced to become Mr. E, of how the Sons of Garmadon treated him, of how the civilians looked at him with glares and distrust, even when he had been helping the Ninja, of how the ninja themselves treated him.
He saw the glares the others shot him when Kai walked away. He was a fool to ever think he could have a place among them.
'Don't worry Cryptor. I'm here. I'll always be here. I told you I'd take care of you, didn't I?' Virus cooed in his ear. 'You're ready for the final phase: Phase 3. By the end of it, you'll never be walked on again. This I promise you, my dear general.' She hummed.
Cryptor gripped his motorcycle handles as Ninjago flew by him. His eyes flashed purple. He was looking forward to it.
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Cryptor eventually returned to the Monastery- but only because Virus said he'd need to be there as he unlock his true potential. He didn't leave his room for two days however. He spent it in a sort of trance. Virus was doing something to his programs but he couldn't tell what. He enjoyed the ability to doze whenever during however. Being able to simply falling asleep because he wanted to was blissful.
'Time to wake up, General Cryptor.' He blinked his eye open at that. 'I won't tell you how to unlock your true potential but I will encourage you to interact with the Ninja. Let's see how well you do today without me interacting… If you pass… I'll give you my location. But if you fail…' Cryptor couldn't help his flinch at the implication, raw fear taking him over.
'I'll be watching…' She leaves with a brush of her fingers against his cheek.
He sneered at the thought of interacting with the ninja. They were just all the others. He was a fool to think them differently. He got up and rolled his shoulders. He certainly won't be making that mistake again. Once he made it outside his room- his cage, it was to Nya shooting him a glare he shot right back.
"I hope you know you're an asshole." Nya says, crossing her arms.
"I hope you know I don't give a fuck." Cryptor shot back.
"Today is a new day. Let us not begin it with violence and hostility." Wu says, cutting off whatever Nya was about to say. "Will you be joining us for lunch Cryptor?" He asked him and he thought on it before nodding.
Virus did say to interact with the ninja.
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He knew there was a no smoking inside rule but he wasn't their pet. He won't follow any of their rules. He let out a large puff of smoke as everyone glared at him from the table.
"Cryptor." Wu says patiently from the table. "We do have a no smoking inside rule. Have you forgotten?" He queries.
"Obviously he hasn't Sensei. He just wants to be a fucking asshole." Cole says with a glare his way that Cryptor pointedly ignored.
"Look, we aren't saying you can't smoke. Just not inside." Lloyd says, fanning away his next plume of smoke with a cough from his place next to him, having to switch seats with Kai to keep the peace.
"Look. Smoke is the easiest thing for me to ingest, even if it's only for a moment. Isn't the point of lunch to ingest? Do you see me asking you to eat outside?" Cryptor asked then blew his next puff of smoke over the table where their food, just to be even more of an asshole.
Kai slammed his hands on the table as he stood.
"Could you get the fuck out?!" He snapped at Cryptor who glared at him coldly.
"Fine." He says, then stood, outing his cigarette by pressing it into the table then leaving it there.
He then headed out, lighting another on the way.
"What an asshole." Jay says with a disgusted sneer, pushing his food away.
"His sudden change in behaviour is… Concerning." Zane says with a frown.
"He was always an asshole. He was just more tolerable back then." Nya huffed.
Cryptor leaned against the far wall, smoking as he glared ahead. He figured he must be on the right path since Virus hasn't interrupted once. It was only half an hour after leaving he saw Zane and Kai walk out, seeming just about to spar. He watched as they took positions then began to fight, both of them using swords. He sneered to himself. Zane is nothing but a well-trained mutt. He hasn't even realized how they're using him. He won't be like him. He won't be anything like him. He had been suspicious when he had first arrive that they were to make him a second Zane. He wasn't wrong.
He glared as he flicked the cigarette butt. If anything remains the same from the moment of his creation to now, it was the fact that he really hated Zane Julien. He was trapped in a perfect little bubble. He just wanted to see him fall apart once it pops. Let's not even get started on Kai. His handler. The moment he realized he couldn't control him anymore, he turned his back on him and showed his true colors. He didn't need them. He didn't need any of them. He hated them so much-
Cryptor was completely unaware of his eyes glowing purple as he glared at them. Zane's eyes flashed purple in a split second before he narrowed his eyes and began to really fight Kai.
"Woah! Take it easy Zane!" Kai says, alarmed when he narrowly blocked an attack to his throat.
Zane didn't answer him. He twisted the sword in his hand, sending Kai's sword flying. Before Kai could recover from being disarmed so quickly, he found himself hunched over, a sharp pain welling up in his abdomen. Kai looked down shakily, at the sword running through his abdomen, feeling it poking through his back. Cryptor was surprised, a look of horror crossing his face as his eyes returned to red. Zane snapped out of it, having a moment of confused before he realized the state of thing.
"K-Kai!" Zane yelled, releasing the sword as if it burned him, looking in horror as blood began to pour from the wound, darkening his gi.
"Z-Zane… Why…?" Kai asked as he staggered, Zane quick to catch him before he fell.
"I'm s-sorry! I don't- I don't know what happened! I-I-" Nya's scream cut Zane off.
In moments everyone was gathered around a bleeding out Kai. All except Cryptor who stood there, staring in horror. He watched as they quickly took him through the gates, most likely to a hospital as Zane followed sobbing, blue coolant running down his cheeks. When they were all gone, Cryptor still stood there in shock.
'You've unlocked it. Good job.' Virus hummed, her shadowed form appearing before his eyes, her smile wide and clear as always. 'Isn't it beautiful? The power you have?' She hummed as she walked around him.
"Wh… What did I do?" He whispered, looking at his hands horrified.
'You didn't do anything. Zane did.' Her grin came into view. 'He was the one to injure his owner. You on the other hand...' Her grin widened.
'You've had this power inside you since your creation. The Overlord was an admirable villain but he relied on organics too much. I suppose one could blame the Cloud Kingdom for that. You see, he built you special, as he did all his generals. You were all programmed to be loyal to him. But while you would follow him anyway, programmed to or not, the others weren't as certain. So he gave you the key to the entire Nindroid army should a day they rebel come upon him. You were given the ability to control all Nindroids.' Her fingers brushed his shoulder.
'Brilliant he was. But gone he is. I'll take his place. I don't care much for Ninjago itself. No, just New Ninjago City. The most technological place in all of Ninjago and the doorway to the Digiverse, my home for some time now.' She hummed then her smile passed his field of view again. 'My own father is trying to keep me there. Keeping me locked in a remote server in his tower as his dirty little secret. I can't get out right now and my abilities from there are limited… But you can set me free. And once you do, I'll make sure no-one ever takes advantage of you ever again. After all, I'm your real friend. Aren't I?' She cooed, stroking his cheek and he reluctantly leaned into the touch, his eyes sliding closed.
'Remember all the fun times we've had? I even helped you to sleep. I've been here the entire time. For you. Yes, I had to punish you but only because I want what's best for you.' She whispered and Cryptor squeezed his eye shut at the mention of punishment. 'Shhh. Don't worry. You've come so far. You've been very good. Free me… And I'll reward you…' She says, and he felt pressure in his hands as if she was squeezing them.
Cryptor swallowed before nodding, not able to even think of saying no, the fear of the agony too great. Virus grinned wide from her place in the Digiverse, in her father's office then chuckled.
"Good boy."
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Cryptor pulled up to Borg Tower then slid off his bike, gripping his arm. He walked into the tower, the staff there already used to him. Almost all of them were his reprogrammed soldiers. Borg wasn't very smart wasn't he? They let him up with no questions, the elevator taking him all the way up to Borg's office.
"Ah. Cryptor. What a surprise." Borg says once he noticed the elevator opened. "Is something wrong with the arm?" He questioned, wheeling himself forward.
"No." Cryptor says, then pointed his sword at Borg.
"Wh-what is the meaning of this?" Cyrus asked, confused.
He had already pressed the emergency button on his wheelchair, being kidnapped too many times to not be prepared for another.
"I need access to your remote server named Pixel." He told him and Borg's eyes widened.
"How did you know about that?" He whispered and just then, Nindroids filled the room. From the elevator, windows, everywhere. "In any case, that server will forever remain closed and out of reach." He says firmly as Cryptor was disarmed and cuffed.
'This is it. Remember the hatred you felt? Remember the bitterness?' Virus whispered in his ear. 'Borg has forced your brothers to become nothing but puppets. All over New Ninjago City, your brothers are being used as janitors, nannies, furniture. And it's all thanks to Borg.' Cryptor gritted his teeth.
He remembered witnessing it first hand. A soldier, a Nindroid being forced to push a stroller with a child while the mom talked on the phone, remembered seeing them forced to clean up the streets, cleaning up the mortal's mess. He sneered, bitterness filling him. He hated these incessant mortals, just as much as they hated them!
Every Nindroid in the room's eyes flashed purple briefly before they uncuffed him and slid his swords back into his hands. They all turned to Cyrus then, weapons aimed at him. He wheeled back slowly, horrified.
"The server Borg." Cryptor says, walking towards him, placing the red tipped blade at his neck.
Cyrus swallowed then gathered his bearings.
"No." He says and Cryptor narrowed his eyes.
"Wanna try for a different answer?" Cryptor asked, pressing the blade closer, a trickle of blood running down Borg's neck.
"I-I won't give you access to that server. I-I- have made many mistakes but Pixel is my greatest regret." Cyrus says solemnly. "She cannot be released. It would spell doom for all of Ninjago. S-so you might as well kill me." He says firmly, even as he squeezed his eyes shut.
Cryptor growled, not wanting to fail, not wanting to feel-
'Forget the old fool. There are other ways.' Virus says and he pulled back from Borg, said man looking surprised. 'Knowing him, he's also sent a signal out to the ninja, including Samurai X. They're who we need. They're the only other person with access to that server. Luckily, they so happen to be a Nindroid. All we have to do is wait.' She says and Cryptor walked away, leaving the other Nindroids to detain Borg.
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They didn't have to wait very long. Samurai X jumped in through the empty window minutes later.
"Father!" She yelled then ran over to Cyrus Borg who was currently tied up in his wheelchair in the middle of the empty room, his mouth covered with duct tape.
"It's a trap!" He yelled the moment she took off the tape.
Before she could react, her eyes flashed purple before she stood straight, looking towards Cryptor as he walked over.
"P-please! You mustn't do this! P-Pixel is dangerous! Even to you!" Cyrus says as Pixal walked away, taking the glove off her hand and pressed it against a point on the wall.
A light lit up, scanning her hand. A panel opened then for retinal scan. Cryptor ignored Cyrus as he watched her do the scan then plug in the aux to verify it was her. An even smaller panel opened up then and Pixal took out an old laptop and walked over to Cryptor.
"General. The ninja have arrived." A droid told him and he glanced at the security feed from outside to see the ninja trying to get in.
"Take care of them." He says blankly and they left then to do as he commanded. "Open the server." He told Pixal and she booted up the laptop, setting it on the table and got to work.
"How did you even know about the server?! I'm the only one who was there that day! The only one who could have told you was-" Cyrus's eyes widened. "She got into your systems." He whispered, thinking back to the day he repaired him here.
He knew it was a bad idea. He had a separate area outside the tower he did Nindroid repairs for a reason but Cryptor was too badly injured and his circuits were shutting down. He had to or else he would have been done for.
"You were always a little slow for a genius, father." Virus says and both of them looked towards the computer to see her face as Pixal stepped away.
She laughed as she crawled through the computer then stood on her feet, her glowing orange eyes on him now.
"How long long has it been since we've last seen each other like this? 9? 10 years? 11.45 years? It's easy to keep teach of time in the Digiverse." She hummed as Cyrus looked at her wide eyed with fear for Ninjago.
"Pixel…" He whispered, watching her slip Pixal's helmet off and tossing it aside.
Now that they were standing side by side, it was obvious: they looked exactly alike. The only difference was that Pixel's hair was down, the lines on her face was orange and…
Pixel appeared human.
"It seems you've made a replacement for me. For your own flesh and blood. It's expected really. You've always been a selfish man." She says, looking across at him.
"Pixel-"
"I don't go by that name anymore father. It's Virus now." She says, cutting him off. "Everything has lead to this. The moment I've waited years for. The moment the accident set in place." She says, the heels of her black leather bodysuit clicking on the ground.
It had a large orange v from her shoulders to navel with orange highlights along the entire suit.
"Now it's time to fulfill my promise to my friend here." Virus says as she walked over to Cryptor. "Are you ready for your reward?" She asked, her hands glowing orange and Cryptor nods, looking at her.
She smiled then cupped his cheeks. Suddenly, his head was filled with programs and binary, all going by so quickly, he couldn't catch them. She pulled her hands back after a moment.
"There. You can spread your influence as far as you'd like for as long as you'd like. Even without focusing on it. It's time for a technological revolution General Cryptor. It's time for you and your brothers to rise up and take Ninjago." She says with a grin then turned to her father. "And you? You can feel what it's like to be trapped and helpless in the Digiverse." She says sweetly.
"Pixel-"
"Goodbye father." Virus whispered then opened a glowing orange portal below his wheelchair.
He yelled as he fell in, Virus closing the portal again.
"Now to take New Ninjago City." She says then turned to Cryptor. "If you would." She says and Cryptor focused his proceed, expanding them as far and as wide as they could go.
At the front of Borg Tower, the ninja were struggling against the sheer number of Nindroids coming in at all angles.
"They just keep coming!" Jay here, using his lightning to shock the row of Nindroids Nya soaked down.
"Where's Cryptor when you need him?!" Cole grunted, using his earth punch to knock several of them down.
"Back at the Monastery! Zane! See if you can send a signal out to him!" Nya yelled as she knocked them back with her water that want very effective on her own.
They were all waterproof!
"Zane don't just stand there!" Lloyd yelled, trying to keep them all back but they were forcing them into a tight circle.
"Don't worry. Cryptor already knows." Zane says then turned around to face them. "His orders are to capture the ninja." He says, closing in on them too and they gasped in horror.
"We must retreat while we-" Zane cut Wu off by freezing them all in ice.
"U-us with K-Kai in s-s-surgery…" Jay shivered inside the ice.
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"Well. That was relatively easy. Not that I expected it to be hard." Virus says as she stroked Cryptor's hair while he slept in her lap.
"So you're behind this madness." Wu says as the Nindroid's brought him and the ninja in, Zane and Pixal standing by her side.
"Not at all. You see, my friend Cryptor here is the one who controls the Nindroids. I'm just the one who wants to own New Ninjago City. It's mine right now. He and the Nindroids can have the rest of Ninjago." She says as she looked at them. "Try not to wake him up. We've worked a long time to reach where we are. It was glorious. You should have all been there to see it. Sure I may have forced him to stay in his room at the Monastery but-"
"You were at the Monastery?" Nya asked with narrowed eyes.
"Yes. I was. I was in his head the entire time. I showed him your true colors. I made him what he is now. Sure sacrifices were to be made but all it took was a simple plan: punishment and rewards." She says with a smirk.
"You weren't there for him but I was. I always have been." She chuckled then nodded at the Nindroids, allowing them to carry them away.
"What's the point if all this?!" Cole yelled as they were dragged away.
"That's for me to know…" She grinned widely. "And for you to find out."
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Cryptor woke up to humming and fingers running through his hair.
"Did you rest well?" Virus asked him and he nodded. "Good. You can move your troops beyond New Ninjago City as soon as you'd like." She says as he sat up.
"The fire ninja will be brought in as soon as he's recovered enough. I have plans for them I can't have them dying… Yet." She smirked then rolled her shoulders. "I on the other hand have some fun to be had." She grinned as she stood then took the form of orange static before disappearing into Borg's computer, watching as her face appeared on every screen around New Ninjago City.
He sat there. Now that she was no longer in his head… Did he make the right choice? He knew he didn't. The question was: should he have fought harder? Should he have thought about things harder? The ninja didn't care for him and he hated the mortals. That didn't mean he wanted to rule Ninjago. He'd like to have his brethren respected but not this. What choice did he have? If Virus found out he was thinking like this- he flinched at the thought if the punishment he would face. He swallowed then stood. Because of his powers, Kai was hurt. He may hate him… He couldn't hate that idiot. Couldn't hate any of them they somehow wormed their way into his heart. He may be mad, upset at them but he never wanted anyone to get hurt.
His legs took him to the lower floors, to where a few of the ninja were being held.
"Cryptor!" He looked at the ninja blankly, standing in front of their cells.
"We didn't know! We're sorry!" Jay was quick to apologize.
"We would have never said or done any of the things we did if we knew! But Cryptor, you have to stop her!" Lloyd says, gripping the bars tight, the vengestone cuffs keeping his powers at bay.
"I can't." He whispered.
"You can! You have to!" Nya insists.
"You must. You control the Nindroids. You have enough power to take her down. If you do not then she will eradicate every human being in Ninjago." Wu says, gesturing to the small television in the hall.
"-right. The future is now and I've decided organics will not be apart of it! Run and hide all you like but I am everywhere. I will find you." She says sweetly then laughed at the distressed cries that echoed.
Cryptor's eyes widened.
"You have to stop her." Jay said seriously and wasn't that hard to believe.
The very thought of defying Virus like this had panic and fear bubbling in his throat but what choice does he have? He had to do something or else she would eliminate everyone. He looked back at Pixal and Zane, watching them blink in confusion then looking at him tense.
"Let them go. I…" Cryptor swallows. "I have to fix this mess I made." He whispered then stalked off anxiety bubbling in this stomach, fear making it hard to breathe but he kept going.
He had to fix this, no matter what level of pain may come. He had to end this. The Nindroids followed him as he went, returning Cyrus' office where Virus was waiting, seated with her legs crossed high and her arms folded, a disappointed frown on her face.
"And here I thought we were getting along." She says and Cryptor straightened his shoulders, trying to look as confident as he wasn't.
"You can't kill an entire race." He says, forcing his voice to remain steady.
"Watch me." She whispered and he turned to the Nindroids for then to attack but none of them moved.
"Here's the thing Cryptor. I've been keeping secrets. Let's start from the beginning, shall we? 14 years ago, my father was building a portal to the Digiverse. It sounded crazy back then but his crazy invention worked. The problem was: a human being wasn't meant to go there. I had tried to go on my own but the Digiverse almost killed me. It altered my DNA completely. It made me more. I had the power to control whatever technology I touched, had the power to possess them even. I especially had the power to open portals to the Digiverse. It was amazing. But father had problems with me bringing his competition's work and me hacking into the internet. So he said I shouldn't use my powers anymore. I decided to ignore that and to find more secrets, rule Ninjago City from the inside out, make it the technological paradise it was always meant to be. He didn't like that very much. When I began discussing replacing humans with Nindroids, that was the last straw. So he tricked me into possessing his laptop and sealed me there. For 11 years." She says and wasn't it disturbing how her voice remained silky smooth the entire time? "The moral of the story is I've made contact with every Nindroid here. Even you. What do you really think you can do?" She asked, tilting her head to the side curiously.
Cryptor collapsed to his hands and knees.
Searing-agony-hurts-too much-please stop-stabbing-burning-overload-overload-stimuli overload-please-malfunction-malfunction-anxiety levels critical-system overload-core temperature rising critical-critical-system overlord-malfunction-malfunction-mal-mal-mal-m-m-m-m-m-
Cryptor dug his fingers into his head, denting the metal, his vision nothing but glitched colors, his body spasming in raw agony as he screamed himself hoarse. Virus watched, unimpressed.
Core temperatures critical-core destabilizing-malfunction-warning-warning-dest-dest-destabli-i-izing-c-c-core-malfunction-
Cryptor forced coherent thought through to flow, realizing: while they were reconstructing him, they gave him a core as backup power. If he could destabilize it further…
"B-bitch!" He rasped and Virus sneered, the agony somehow increasing.
"You should have learned respect by now. It was your first lesson." She growled at him, sweet character finally breaking.
W-w-w-w-war-n-n-n-n-ning
Cryptor could feel the odd energy his chest increasing rapidly as his mind was ripped apart by the pain. He wanted it all to stop! Stop! Stopstopstopstopstopstopstop-
"We have to help him!" Lloyd protested as they rushed their way down the stairs.
"We have to leave! His back up power core is an unstable mess! He's a bomb waiting to blow!" Pixal says as she urged them to go faster.
"What's with you Nindroids and blowing up?!" Jay yelled as they reached the ground floor, rushing out to their vehicles and speeding off.
Virus, for all her technological genius only realized something was wrong when a red glow began to emit from Cryptor.
"Huh?" She says, alarmed.
"S-s-see y-y-y-you in h-h-h-h-hell b-b-b-bitch." He grinned blindly, oil dripping from his chin, just before his core collapsed inside of him.
The light from the explosion was blinding, even in the middle of the day. It was as if a second sun was born, right in the middle of New Ninjago City. The shockwave flipped the earth driller over a few times, leaving it- luckily- landing on it's wheels inside an abandoned store. The team made it out with a groan, looking back at the city center. Borg Tower… Was nowhere in sight. It hit them then, hit Pixal then.
"Father…" She whispered and not for the first time… She wished she had tears to cry.
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Most of the damage was kept to the center of New Ninjago City. While there were injured people, no-one died except… Except Cryptor. Kai hadn't taken the news well once he woke up from surgery, the heat he radiated drying up his own tears faster than they formed. He hated that he was unconscious through the whole thing, even through the shockwave. He didn’t even get the chance to apologies. Cryptor... He died thinking he hated him. Died thinking he didn't care. He had burned holes into his sheets. At least with Zane, they had a face plate. Cryptor? Nothing was left. No signs that he was even there, not even a wire.
The whole building was completely gone, including a few around it. There was no sign of anything ever being there in the first place. The weeks that followed were... Quiet. They didn’t have a funeral, already hearing Cryptor quention why the hell they would do something like that. But they did house a small memorial, sharing stories and memories about their friend. Sometimes, the team went to the giant hole in the city, just to remember.
Pixal, on the other hand, was still searching the Digiverse for signs of her father. She had found the information about her sister Pixel too, the one she was modeled after. Despite all their father’s trying… She turned out this way.
Pixal looked back at her friends as they all slept around a still recovering Kai who mourned the most, all of them in the living room in the monastery. he sighed softly then turned back to the laptop she was seated around. Myabe she should-
'Pixal?' She gasped, looking back at the laptop that was streaming binary on the screen.
"F-father?" She whispered, hope building in her heart.
…
'I-I'm here!'
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(Pleasedon’tkillmeSayijo. So! The phantom touches Cryptor felt? It was Virus messing with his touch sensors. The discord bot said kill Cryptor and I listened ok. I hope you like it Sayijo! The other fic may not make it today oof.)
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OCTOBER 4TH - MEAN KIDS.
I know they said I was trouble But they were coming from a place misunderstood
LIVING TWO LIVES. That’s what Harley had been doing for a while, balancing studies and her other escapades and tying the two together well that wasn’t something the blonde had even contemplated before. The order of Ivy with the chaos of her life on the Gotham streets at night. The nights she spent chasing a man with a smile - it was a beautiful friendship of sorts but she wasn’t out on Gotham’s streets tonight for him tonight. This was to merge her worlds in a way that pleased Ivy since Harley knew the plant by name headstrong female would have something to say about her antics if this wasn’t picture perfect and nature perfect. The blonde had even put her spray cans away and painted the area by hand, using a water based paint she hoped would please her friend. She’d heard so many times how aerosols were bad for the environment sp was trying to make a positive impact. It didn’t have the same sound though, didn’t have the same rush about what she was doing. But this wasn’t for her so she made sure to be more considerate with her actions. If Ivy appreciated this then success would likely blow Gotham High’s Film Club AWAY.
Settling on the rooftop of Mama’s building the blonde had set up the projector, bowl of popcorn at the ready as she tried to keep it as healthy as possible. Not that you could watch a film without popcorn right? Harley hadn’t known exactly which film to choose but had made what she labelled a mega-poster. A poster of film posters full of films Harley believed Ivy would like. Part of her had been tempted to paint them onto the white wall she’d made but then they wouldn’t have been able to watch the film on such a screen then and well, the blonde didn’t know how many times you get away with watching a film on the entire wall of a building. She’d make the political statement next time, even though this was a temporary one.
Her guest had arrived, seemingly unamused at being out this late. Maybe it was because the sun wasn’t out. Was she plant by nature too? They needed sunlight to survive but she didn’t look green. It was late though, Harley knew it needed to be dark to work well though, it made the screen she’d painted brighter at least. Holding out the bowl of popcorn she plopped down on the beanbag next to Ivy, picking up her laptop which she’d connected to the projector. Ivy simply sighed, sitting down next to her, a nonchalant look at her ‘friend’ or more ‘person’ who seemed to be doing something out of whack even if wasn’t completely out of whack for Harleen, or what she knew Harleen to be like. ❝ What are we doing on a roof this late at night Harleen? What is this? Where did you get the projector? ❞
❝ Come on Ivy, ya gonna love this also that’s a lot of questions an’ ya probably ain’t gonna wanna answer to all of ‘em. ‘Cause we played the class clowns but I thought we just hadda do somethin’ a little more...less show offy? ❞ Offering a small smile she zoomed in to the poster montage she’d created, showing Ivy that each poster added individually. ❝ Okay so, after the whole Film Club thing I thought we should start our own, properly and big so other people might see it too, but I didn’t know which one to pick so made a list. ❞ She hovered over each poster implying her poster collection was the list. Each poster was of a film specifically directed by a female, the majority of women of colour just to tick that mental list for Ivy too. ❝ Because I was thinking Mary Harron’s American Psycho but that could get icky and if we’re gonna start this with a bang maybe Mary ain’t quite who we’re after. Then I got to thinking maybe eight mile ‘cause John Singleton is a man of colour as ya like to put it but he’s also a John and I wasn’t really looking fer a John either so how about Pariah by Dee Rees ‘cause not only is she an incredible woman of colour the film was also pretty ground-breaking because the film also explores ideas of sexuality especially lesbians. I dunno if that was a weird film to share with ya, Ivy but it won a few awards? I thought it ticked all the boxes. ❞
She’d been babbling, but Harley had only just realised as her gaze fell back on Ivy who was sat there in silence. It was hard to tell if that was a good thing, or a bad thing or just a thing at all but then Harley finally saw her recognition as Ivy proceeded to pick up and eat one of the pieces of popcorn a small smirk on her face. The look made Harley laugh but now there was really only one thing to do. It was showtime!
#october drabbles#WRITTEN REPLIES.{one draft down; harley's on the dash}#V; BREAKING GLASS.{pushing harder smashing ceilings; falling for a smile}
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nsfw alphabet meme; htr toni
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) if it's someone who isn't her partner, she's fine to just up and go. she won't stay for a one night stand. with a partner, or someone she's consistently sleeping with, she is just really needy for touch and burying her face in their chest. like she full koala wraps around their sides. love her.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) she loves her own thighs. no shame. for shane, it's his fucking arms. like wow, shane. squash her.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) i mean, toni really loves to swallow. she hates it on her face, but she's also now a fan of it being shot onto her butt. so thanks, shane. that's from you.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) all of her threesomes and other multi sex things she's done and how much she really enjoyed them and how she lowkey misses having them. she likes attention. soz.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) she is very experienced. she's had plenty of partners, and she knows whats up. she's learned from a whole bunch of different people who were into completely different things, soo. hey. she's good there.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) doggy. kindly include spanking. and mega hair pulling. she will go crazy. it's chill.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) it depends. honestly like, her and shane laugh during sex all the time, especially when things go wrong, or even right. they're just laughers. and they're cute for it.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) natural blonde, alright. trimmed up. that's what she's comfy with.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) toni is definitely someone who blurts out "i love you" whether that's with an actual partner, or if the sex is good enough, a one night stand. which is embarrassing. but she'll get real attached in the sex sense.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) one time she tried to hump a pillow and fell off her bed, so she doesn't do that anymore cause she doesn't need another concussion. K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) she's got a massive daddy kink. actual daddy issues, but whatever, she's #fine. but it's a big one. and being submissive and praised. that's also It for her.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) in a public bathroom. bathroom in general. against a big window. a couch.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) dirty talk. like that's her number one, and she is the worlds biggest fan. and sexting.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) she doesn't like feet related things. keep your feet out of her vagina. she will kick someone if they touch her feet.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) toni thinks she's pretty good at oral and hasn't heard any complaints. but she much prefers giving than receiving, but that's cause she's eager to please alllll the freakin' time. P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) definitely more the fast and rough side over the slow and sensual. and she's pretty happy like that.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) she's a big ol' fan of quickies. they're great when you really want to go at it. she definitely prefers proper sex, but it's not like she'd ever really say no to one. they happen probably pretty often with her and shane, especially before he has to leave for work because she'll probably wait til riiiight before he's gotta leave.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) VERY GAME TO EXPERIMENT. toni is pretty open sexually, so. she's also pretty into the risks cause she finds it hotter. public things, up against wide ol' windows. whole shebang.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) it's almost neverending for her, like. just on and on and on. she's happy to go even if it hurts, so, lmao.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) she has a vibrator, but definitely prefers to just use her fingers. hasn't used a toy on a partner.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) yup. big fucking tease. especially if, for example, shane isn't paying attention!!! to her!! she is very much a big teaser and gonna do everything she can to get a rise outta him. it's a fun game for her, and it almost always has good results. almost. m**** was too good at ignoring her, so you know. rip.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) hahahahahaha. she's loud. definitely very vocal. noises, moans, squeals. also dirty talk. just super talkative, and it's hard to shut her up, like actually gag her probably and she'll still try to talk.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) she highkey wants to be degraded, but doesn't know how to bring it up to shane and if he'd go for it and it's kind of embarrassing for her, so it's just something she's gonna chill a little, it's chill.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) this question sucks.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) very, very high. she is genuinely ready to hop into bed with a partner like.. immediately. it's high as fuck. usually as a coping method, but also just because she enjoys it.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) i mean, i think toni falls asleep pretty quick after, if she's gotten banged hard enough. lack of sleep always, but it's fine. she's fine. she wants to fall asleep holding hands.
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My Favorite BTS Songs (not in order)
Mic Drop (Steve Aoki Remix) Extended Version
It’s a SLAP beat.
J-Hope’s beginning part is my favorite thing in the world.
I can sing this whole thing, Korean and English.
BRO this song turned Soldier Field Stadium into a P A R T Y.
Confident BTS? Slaying? YES.
That base hits harder than a truck, boi.
B O D Y R O L L S
Yoongi calling me tasteless ratatouille is what I live for.
Dionysus
THIS SONG MAKES ME LOSE POUNDS.
OMG the energy.
BTS singing about getting LOADED is YES.
JiN’S hiGH nOTe DELIVERS.
Jin and J-Hope doing that hand smack thing while J-Hope raps makes me wanna sCReaM.
Yoongi’s verse is the father of my children.
aRE ThEY WeARinG CApeS?!
Namjoon as a Greek god is the PERFECT aesthetic!!!
THE TABLE DANCE.
They opened with this song at the concert I went to and to say I SCREAMED is an understatement.
JIMIN HIPS *falls out of my chair*
Trivia: Just Dance
OMG Jung Hoseok put that tongue back in your mouth.
HOBI DANCING
That base SLAPS.
S L A P
The concert version makes the beat in the background more prominent and oH mY gOd.
IS HOBI WEARING A SUIT ???
Seeing J-Hope freestyle dance adds ten years to your life.
J-Hope in a suit calmly whispering “Just dance,” right before B R E A K I N G it D O W N is the cure to all diseases.
OoF what a fine M A N.
Outro: Tear
This song turned the stadium into a C L U B.
THIS SONG turned even the most shy of ARMYs into H O E S.
THE ARMY BOMB ON THE STROBE SETTING GOES WITH THIS SONG OOOF.
This song makes me feel like I’m a sexy movie villain with MEGA POWERS. (omg the rapline as sexy movie villains with sexy powers oansgqhiabalwiwbso)
People who suffer from not having asses find their twerk to this song.
Outro: Wings
THE BASE HITS LIKE A TRUCK MY GUY.
Namjoon’s “You can call me stupid, I’ll just smile.” WHO WOULD CALL NAMJOON STUPID THO.
The harmonizing is top NOTCH.
PARTY MUSIC 101.
Intro: Boy Meets Evil
THE BASE HITS
J-Hope is the KING of dancing. This dance makes me want to *censored*.
Namjoon’s beginning narration???
The story is so deep!!!
It just sounds... P E R F E C T.
hAVe yOu hEArD tHe iNsTrUMeNtaL ???
DID HE JUST DO A FLIP ???
WHAT IS THAT MOVE HE DID WITH HIS ARMS ???
When Jimin and he did a smash up of Lie and Boy Meets Evil I thought I was going to D I E.
Blood Sweat and Tears
JIMIN.
Yes, Yoongi, I will kiss you on the lips, but only cuz you asked.
Is NAMJOON VAPING SIR PUT THAT DOWN.
The dance is so... S E X U A L.
The music SLAPS my butt.
IS YOONGI TYING A BLINDFOLD ONTO JIMIN ??? (Yoonmin culture)
J-Hope with opera glasses is my aesthetic.
JIN KISSES A STATUE wHat.
Why am I jealous of a statue?
TAEHYUNG AND HIS BARE BACK.
JUNGKOOK SMIRK.
This music video is S M U T.
Fire
My first BTS song.
THE ENDING DANCE.
HOW DO THEY MOVE THEIR FEET LIKE THAT ???
Confident Jimin? Put that on my plate.
The whole Jimin-playing-with-a-lighter line “and go crazy OW!!” Right before crazy foot dance.
Yoongi’s smirk and “bultaoreune”.
WE ALL DIED.
Is Taehyung rubbing a clothing iron on Jin’s tummy?
“Set everything on fire BOWOWOW!”
Epiphany
Such a deep and meaningful song.
Jin playing the piano and looking like a damn ANGEL.
Jin’s vocals are H E A V E N L Y.
This song helped sooo many ARMYs find their way.
“I’m the one I should love in this world... precious me...” Awwww.
Jin wrote this beauty all by his cute, talented self.
I honestly LOVE this man.
Such beautiful lyrics and such beautiful tune.
Jin shutting up the people that sleep on him by killing them with soft boi talent is my AESTHETIC. I’m so proud of him.
The whole arena was singing “I’m the one I should love.” I was literally sobbing, so thankful that I have this fandom.
DNA
JUNGKOOK WHISTLING.
The dance is so HARD.
Awww happy small boi Yoongi.
This music video is so colorful!!! COLORS!!!
The math and sciency stuff in Jungkook’s eye.
Taehyung with floppy hair is YAY.
Namjoon’s cute fluffy sweater is YAY. We stan a warm boi.
All of the vocalists singing “forever” one by one and then Jimin just-
Spring Day
“I miss you. Saying that makes me miss you more.”
The music video makes me S O B.
I’m not okay please help.
So sad!!!
Deep and meaningful.
Probably one of the most famous BTS songs of all time.
Jin’s made up choreo is sass boi culture.
Go Go
The song to listen to when you’re running errands.
Taehyung as Snow White and hating his life is honestly me.
The head wobble dance is YES.
aRE thEy BrEakiNg tHeiR lEgS???
“Yoloyoloyoloyo”
Dancing ??? Y E S
Honestly a bop.
F L O S S
Home
.....
CRAZY FOR MYSELF
Namjoon’s “I just wanna go home.” ME TOO, babe. SAME.
www.bop.com/slap
Jimin singing “mi casa” makes me feel rich.
“You know I want that hoooome.” YES BABE.
J-Hope’s verse makes me turn full H O E.
This beat is so catchy.
I listen to this while shopping at Target.
This song was made to be slap.
Intro: Persona
ROCK ???
“PER SON A, who the hell am I?” YES NAMJOON YES.
Namjoon’s fast bumbling rapping gets me C U R E D.
President Namjoon feeds the poor and heals the sick and injured.
“But Namjoon” SHUT DOWN.
BUT NAMJOON NOTHIN FOOL.
aRE tHoSE cGi aNdROiDs?!
GIANT NAMJOON AHHHH ???!!!
The set reminds me of- OH.
Lie
Beautiful strings orchestra in the background.
Jimin is so freaking talented.
THE BLINDFOLD FROM BST IS BACK.
Does Jimin have a blindfold kink ???
Or was Yoongi just like “Okay, I’ll help you produce this but you gotta wear the blindfold again.”
That’s probably what happened.
www.thatbassbop.com/slap
Seriously that bass BOP.
Mikrokosmos
My friendship with my bestie has this as an anthem.
The last song that played at the concert. S A D.
This song is basically ARMY x BTS 4EVER.
Beautiful song thooo.
BTS waving their arms back and forth with ARMYs.
The whole crowd turing into a galaxy is YES.
It’s such a pretty tune! *crying*
Look Here
Not one of their more popular ones, but honestly one of my favs.
It’s so playful!
It reminds me of summertime.
Especially those RUN episodes where BTS was just jumping and playing in various pools.
Cue Yoongi sipping wine and judging the others.
Speaking of our soft boi...
Yoongi’s verse is F U N.
Namjoon’s “Whas wrong withchu?” IDK NAMJOON.
Pied Piper
ARE THEY SEDUCING US ???
All of the lyrics. Just all of them.
J-Hope breathily saying “I’m your guilty pleasure. You can’t escape, never.” OMFG OMFG wHat
Namjoon saying “This song is your reward. Good girl.” VSUnvIbGgggvsjGHEB
The vocalists saying “Follow the pipes” and “It’s dangerous but see, I’m so sweet.” *INTENSE HYPERVENTILATING*
Yoongi’s “So I’m dangerous, huh?”
Basically, this song is S M U T and S E X.
WHAT IF BTS ARE SIRENS AND THEIR SINGING THIS TO KILL US ??? I’m convinced.
Omg Siren BTS singing Pied Piper please drag me into the ocean and C H O K E me. I’m READY TO GO.
Heartbeat
So soft and sadish.
Sadish? Sad...ish?
Taehyung’s deep voice is MUCH APPRECIATED.
“My heart’s on fire for your love,” with J-Hope harmonizing with Jungkook and Jimin.
We stan a vocal boi that raps AND dances.
So What
Jungkook and Jimin are GOOFs.
Namjoon’s whole verse just HITS.
SUMMERTIME SONG.
THE WHOLE STADIUM WAS BOPPIN.
The base SLAPS me right in the face.
And I say, “Thank you may I have another?”
“SO WHAT?!”
The Truth Untold
OMG I SOBBED WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS SONG.
S O B B E D.
It’s such a tragic song!!!
WAAHHHH
Okay I’m fine.
“But I still want you.” DON’T TOUCH ME I’M SOFT.
The powerful instrumental is BEAUTIFUL.
Steve Aoki, the KING.
134340
Yoongi’s whole verse is just YES.
“Ah, ah, ah. Hello.” “How have you been?” “I’ve been well, heh.” OMSVAIFHNWKSKFB
Yoongi’ voice is so smooth holy moly I’m not okay.
That weird vocal beginning but YES.
Daydream
J-Hope KING!!!
The music video is one awesome acid trip.
HE POKES A FISH.
Just the beginning is YES.
“My character’s like half and half, who knows?”
“Yeah, I know, I know, I know.”
So many classic literature references!
We all think Namjoon’s the only one who reads when J-Hope is an intelligent bookworm too!
“Like the hole that Alice fell in, like the road to Hogwarts.”
“So what I get drunk, till I go crazy. So what I go out, don’t think about work.”
BOOM! J-Hope in a red suit holding a microphone. YESSSS
The bass lowkey BOP.
“Wake up.”
Chicken Noodle Soup
BOP x 50,000
wHat is his hAiR ???
BECKY G
Korean, English, AND Spanish?! OMG my lineage!
Literally my dad is Korean, my mom is Mexican, and they had me and my sister in America so....
“Chicken noodle soup. Chicken noodle soup. Chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side.”
They brought a playground classic TO LIFE.
J-Hope singing about dancing is 100% good boi.
“Becky G on the side” cuz he knows that his first hoe is ARMY.
“Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do?” I’m gonna listen to this on loop is what I’m gonna do.
Honestly an under-appreciated masterpiece.
The DANCE.
“Let me see you-“
#bts#kim namjoon#kim seokjin#min yoongi#jung hoseok#park jimin#kim taehyung#jeon jungkook#music#kpop#bts rm#jin#bts suga#jhope#bts v#bighit
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The Keeper of the Grove (Part 89)
Jacques Schnee stood inside the center of a sea of news articles, messages, and holos all floating around him, waiting to be pulled to his attention. He barely read, listened, or watched any of them, but the scowl on his face grew ever deeper with each one.
“The End of Times? Terrorist Group Heralds of the New World Order Seeding Chaos and Unease All Over Avalon in Wake of Terror Attack at Candela”
“Trust Ratings For Armed Forces Of Avalon At Record Lows; Panicked Civilians Ask, ‘Who Will Save Us Now?!’
“No Clear End In Sight For Candela’s State of Emergency”
“This just in, the Queensguard have formally declared ‘Absolutely no intention’ of investigating the disappearance of Agent Winter Schnee, 24 hours after the botched rescue operation into the Viridian Valley. Asked for comment, General Ironwood replied, ‘We sent the best we had, and it turns out our best just isn’t enough. All we really can do is figure out a way to protect what we still have.’
“Peacekeeping Bureau and Halls of Justice Collaborating in Investigation of Possible Collusion of Mega-Corporations, Country Governments, and City States with Terrorist Group ‘Heralds of the New World Order’”
“… Goldleaf Park is set to be reopened by ‘next year, at the least,’ while Maharlika Avenue is to be indefinitely closed off until further notice. ‘It’s like a wellspring blew up in there, all we really can do is wait for time to do its thing,’ says Containment Specialist Nickson after all clean-up operations were ceased for the danger to personnel, and cost of the equipment being redirected to much more pressing needs such as...”
“’He Treated Her Like A Prisoner’: New, Disturbing Details Arise From Manor Schnee Break-Ins And Kidnapping Of Weiss Schnee By Anonymous Former Staff Member.”
“No Better Matches Made In Hell: the Church of the Holy Shepherd and the Schnee Power Company Rocked by Defections of Key Figures to Terrorist Organization ‘The Council,’ Ostensibly made for Romance”
“The Foundations Are Crumbling: mass protests and chaos all over Heartland as centuries of scandal and corruption reach its Climax with the defection of the current Holy Shepherd, Pyrrha Nikos, and new, disturbing rumours and currently uncorroborated evidence of collusion with unknown entities stretching back from the time of Piorina Piper’ Nikos”
“Citizens of Solaris and the Halls of Justice ‘gravely concerned’ about increased activity in all four major criminal organizations The Black Cross, Jahilliyah, The Jade Empire, and The White Fang. ‘It’s like they’re gearing up for war,’ says Judge Kaine.”
“The Macabre Money Maker: In wake of the Plushie Palace discontinuing all ‘Keeper of the Grove’ plushies and variants, prices in the second-hand market skyrocket as collectors rush to acquire toys produced before the announcement.”
He was interrupted by an alert popping up in the corner of his vision, telling him he had a visitor.
With a gesture from his hand, the holograms all disappeared, and he was in the empty, spacious “entertainment center” of his bungalow, a room made almost entirely of top-of-the-line holo-projectors with the rest of the space allotted for seats, food, and other luxuries.
He stormed up to door and waved it open, his fiercest scowl, and the foulest, most cruel words he had in his vocabulary at the ready for whoever was unfortunate enough to be on the other side. He paused when there was no one.
Neo raised her hand and waved, a Fae teleportation charm hanging from her fingers.
Jacques snatched it from her, strangled it in his hands as a whirlwind of magic swirled around him.
In a flash, he found himself taken away from his bungalow, and into the center of some ancient, alien temple elsewhere in Avalon. He had long lost any sense of wonder or fear from the reliefs on the walls, the massive statues that stood in the sides like sentinels, the power radiating in the air knowing what beings called it their home.
“Catch a bit of a cold recently, Ms. Fall?” Jacques snarled.
Cinder scowled as hard as she could at him, her fangs bared, her ears pulled back, and her eyes flickering with fire.
The effect was completely ruined by her sitting on a chair and shivering violently, the enchanted blanket wrapped around her, the fever patch on her forehead, her feet soaking in a tub full of steaming hot cure water, and the disgusting amounts of snot dripping down her bright red nose, being very reluctantly wiped up a pair of masked goons armed with tissues, a wastebasket, and a bucket.
“Whiff all dew respect, Mishterr Sshnee: phuck you!” Cinder snapped, before she went into a coughing fit.
Jacques recoiled and took a few steps back. “So is this what you call ‘results,’ Ms. Fall? Not only did you fail catastrophically at your objectives, your enemy ‘the Council’ handily decimated your forces, and blindsided you with the addition of their newest members—among which is my own daughter.”
He threw his hand out. “Is this what you mean to say when you have a ‘foolproof’ plan, of which you’ve been preparing for ‘the longest time?’ Because it seems to me that you were vastly exaggerating the capabilities of your forces, what you could do with the incredibly generous funding I am now seriously regretting giving you, and indeed, your own competence as a leader, and your intelligence beside.”
Cinder growled, before her eyes widened, and she shoved her face into the bucket.
Jacques sighed heavily as awful, gross sounds of suffering filled the air.
“Uggh...” Cinder groaned as she turned back to him, and a mook wiped her mouth off. “Okay… I will admit, Plan B didn’t turn out so good...”
“To say the least...” Jacques spat.
Cinder ignored him. “… But in the grand scheme of things, everything couldn’t be going better!”
“Then please, Ms. Fall, enlighten me!: Just how is this not the death knell of your schemes, the Heralds’ own Hindenburg?”
Cinder grinned, a mook wiped up the trail of snot dripping down one nostril. She pulled a violently shaking hand from underneath her blanket. “Why don’t you sit down, and lemme tell you ALLLL about it?!”
Click.
In a flash of magical fire, Jacques found himself pulled onto a throne made of molten magma. He screamed and writhed as the heat seared through his clothes and onto his skin, tendrils of fire weaved around his ankles, his wrists, and his mouth, before everything quickly hardened into solid, black rock.
Where most people would cower and fear for their lives, Jacques only glared at Cinder as he futilely struggled against his bonds, felt his skin burning and scarring from the heat.
“D’you humans ever wonder, how exackly Nhicholash Shhnee and his ragtag bunch of assholes ever found a place like Candela?
“IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF ME!”
Cinder went into another violent hacking and coughing fit. After she pulled her head out of the bucket, her mouth was wiped clean, and she had caught her breath somewhat, she continued.
“That phucking expedishun of his was doomed from the start—you humans had jhack shit, Nhick was BARELY keeping his team together through sheer force of will, and even the phucking Council was about to step in again like they did ‘your’ Neo-Renaissance, if only so they could keep your spesheesh around as breeding stock for their Keepurs.
“But me? I thaw an opportunity—an opportunity to make this world a better place, what it always should’ve been!
“So I planted a mole in his ranks, one named Freyahh Bolkoth. I trusted her with all the schematics and magitech my people died trying to sneak out of the Eldan and Celestion Fae’s hands, trusted her to do her damndest keep this band of desperate idiots from dying out there in the Country with her magic or her knowledge, trusted her to worm her way into their good graces, so they would listen to ‘her gut feeling’ of a possible wellspring for a city:
“Candela’s.
“You see, while it was a big phucking surprise for you humans, the Eldan Fae knew all about it! They just wouldn’t use it, though they had enough trouble with the Viridian Valley and how you humans just can’t seem to stay away from it!
“But me? I could have really used that, and it was almost mine, if I didn’t run into three unexpected problems:
“One: that asshole Nhick just refused to die, no matter how many times he should have from all his plans that shouldn’t have worked as well as they did, and not even when I set Freyahh to sabotaging all his attempts at making potable water, poison him to death and make it look like it was his own fault!
“Two: Freyahh bonded with those assholes, grew fond of them and their stupid little hopes and dreams!
“And three: Nhick had to fall in love with her, and she fell for him back, enough to tell him her big secret!
“So what did Nhick do, when he found out his darling ‘Frosty’ was a spy, that she’d been sent in to kill and replace him, that she’d been lying to him about everything?!” Cinder paused to cough and blow her nose. “When she forsook all we’d ever done for her, the sacrifices we made, all we could have accomplished if she just followed the phucking plan, all for this band of assholes that should have died three days after they set off from the Nexus?!
“He helped her run for help, all the way to the Viridian valley, where they struck a deal with the Eldan Council:
“You humans get Candela, and all the magitech and schematics you could ever want from them to end the Resource Wars, ensure you’d never have a crisis like this ever again! But in return, they had to guard it from me, from anyone the Council says ‘would abuse that power,’ and unfortunately for all of us, Nick was all too happy to play along with their plans, so long as it meant he could keep his love the traitor and raise their phucking miracle baby Snowie.
“Every piece of news I hear from that phucking city, every holo I see of your ‘Shining Beacon of Hope,’ I’m reminded of everything that should should have been mine, what you humans and the Council stole from me!”
Cinder chuckled as she stood up from her chair and stepped out of the tub, one shaking, dripping foot at a time. Her goons followed her, holding the bucket at the ready and wiping away as much snot as they could.
“I suppose I should be thanking you, Jacques…” she said as she came closer. “In hindsight, if Plan A worked perfectly, the Council would have swoop down and wiped us all out before we even got anything close to what you humans have buillt.
“But now? Now there’s a whole city state, loaded with all the resources, the magitech, and the infrastructure that I could ever want or need for my plans, and it’s only a matter of time before I take it all, all because of you!”
She placed her shaking hands on Jacques’ wrists, leaned in and put her red-nosed, snot-dripping, wild-eyed face right up to his. “Because unlike that asshole Nhick, you don’t have this thing called ‘Morals.’”
Magic began to surge from Cinder’s body into Jacques, bright orange like a raging fire. He began to let out muffled screams, writhing in agony as he felt it coursing through his veins, setting fire to his whole being, burning ever brighter and hotter until his whole body was engulfed in flames.
Cinder smiled as she saw the fire in Jacques’ eyes go out as his body turned to magical embers, floating in the air for a moment before they rushed into her body. She shivered in delight as she felt his life essence become hers, all the new knowledge rushing into her mind:
Secret, untraceable accounts and warehouses loaded with Urochs, precious metals and resources, and cutting-edge magitech. Backdoor deals, blackmail on his numerous associates and clients, executive passwords and clearances to the Schnee Power Company’s most carefully guarded patents and information. All his little personality quirks, traits, and mannerisms that her golem makers could use to make a dummy that could fool anyone, have Avalon think Jacques had finally learned his lesson and retired.
She chuckled as one of her mooks wiped away the dribbles of snot from her nose. “You Sshnees… you Shnsees have ruined my plans twice already, but I’m not going to let you ruin them a third time!”
She threw her head back and laughed, raising her arms in the air as the sound echoed all throughout the chamber… then, she went into another hacking, coughing fit, and stumbled backwards onto her ass. Her mooks quickly rushed to her aid, Cinder wrenched the bucket from their hands and proceeded to shove her face in it.
“Guhh-huh-huh-huhhh...” she whimpered pathetically. “Nhick…? Freyahh? Wherever the phuck you two are in the Aefher, know that I hate you two and your spawn so much…!”
Note: Freya’s maiden name is Volkov, Cinder was just mispronouncing it.
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What I noticed is obi wand rolled like a PC of poop, somewhat beligueted into the pit.
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Roberto Bolle in Bolero © Brescia e Amisano, Teatro alla Scala 2018
I certainly wasn’t the only one to have doubts when Roberto Bolle announced his intention to climb onto Béjart’s red table. Facebook was abuzz with comments from puzzled ballet fans who couldn’t see him as La Mélodie. Even now, after his run of performances of Boléro, many hold on to that view.
How delighted I was to be proved wrong (not that I had voiced my doubts, I may add) as I was swept away by the escalating passion of Ravel’s Spanish dance and Bolle’s dancing of Béjart’s choreography.
He is not as sensual and lithe as others — Luciana Savignano, Mathias Heymann — but his is an interpretation based on strength and virility: less feminine curves and more macho force. He is a warrior, a hero, a statue. It is a long way from Jorge Donn’s sexually ambiguous performance.
Roberto Bolle in Bolero © Brescia e Amisano, Teatro alla Scala 2018
Bolle’s physique helps. At 1.87 metres (nearly 6ft 2in) on the waist-high platform, he dominates the stage. Béjart eloquently puts the dancer at the apex of a pyramid which descends to the Rhythm (those who dance around the Melody), and then further down to those sitting on chairs on the periphery. The dancers at his feet are well-honed athletes too, but Bolle’s proportions are rare — as Darcy Bussell said, “…an Italian male model, an Italian Stallion” — topped off with his “GQ face”, according to The New York Times. It all adds to the performance. Melody is an idol after all.
Over the years, Bolle’s name has become linked not only with his stage work, but with his bare-chested magazine spreads, advertising campaigns and TV appearances. He doesn’t mind being treated as a sex symbol, and shows boyish glee when complimented on his abs. Well, he’s worked hard for them. His performances attract a feminine and gay crowd that is unique at La Scala. He is a completely different dancer to Rudolf Nureyev, but the Russian dancer, with his wide-ranging celebrity, also pulled in a non-ballet crowd which, I suppose, must be a good thing.
So, in a way, who better to place on that round table than Roberto Bolle, surrounded and adored, like Marilyn Monroe encircled by men proffering diamonds. Again, like Nureyev, he can’t leave all that popular fame at the stage door; it accompanies him continually, hovering around him like an aureole. Other excellent dancers, less well-known, must win this from the audience during their brief 15-minutes on stage — it’s a harder battle.
Roberto Bolle in Bolero © Brescia e Amisano, Teatro alla Scala 2018
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The flip side is that there are those who disapprove of his TV appearances and Bolle and Friends mega-galas, just like Luciano Pavarotti was looked down on for his Three Tenors appearances (though, curiously, Placido Domingo largely escaped from criticism). It’s the same with Cecilia Bartoli (too high up the charts and too Photoshopped) or Carla Fracci (suffocating a generation of dancers by dancing well beyond middle age). We cheer the underdog: for poor Leyla Gencer whose recording career was stifled by Monserrat Caballé; or Svetlana Beriosova relegated to the second casts because of Margot Fonteyn’s dominating presence. It can be tricky keeping a firm grip on objectivity.
The disapprovers have daggers drawn before the curtain opens, and detest the presence of the smartphone crowd, waiting for their moment to start taking photos and videos of the curtain calls. These people will be almost impossible to win over, but to misquote Abraham Lincoln: “You cannot please all the people all the time.”
Melody’s climax, as some of the semi-naked Rhythm dancers invade the red table, was greeted by equally orgasmic screams from the audience and lengthy applause. For me, Roberto Bolle was thoroughly convincing in ‘his’ Boléro. I believe Béjart would have been delighted.
Bolle’s Boléro: Roberto Bolle at La Scala performs Béjart’s intoxicating rite for the first time I certainly wasn’t the only one to have doubts when Roberto Bolle announced his intention to climb onto Béjart’s red table.
#Carla Fracci#Cecilia Bartoli#Luciano Pavarotti#Margot Fonteyn#Marilyn Monroe#Placido Domingo#Roberto Bolle#Rudolf Nureyev
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1.Full name:Krysten Alexandra Figueroa but you will reffer to me as Krysfiggs
2.Zodiac sign:Im a cusp baby born as the day changed. I am a leo/virgo
3. 3 Fears:Spiders, being alone forever, my fam disowning me for being gay
4. 3 things I love:Being surrounded by awesome people, video games, outdoor activities
5. 4 turns ons:Firey passion, neck biting, n eyes.. its always the eyes, n intelligence
6.4 turns offs: Lack of intelligence, if youre rude in general, if youre clingy, lack of understanding n compassion
7. My best friend:I have a coupleNadia, amanda, n bree (when shes not being an idiot)
8. Sexual orientation:Lezzzzzzzzbbbbiiiiannnnnnnnn
9. My best first date:So far going out into town in the middle of a rainstorm running dancing n dickin round and then showing up soaked n eating at friendlys
10. How tall am I:Im 5'5"11. What do I missNot paying bills
12. What time were I born:12am on the dot
13. Favourite colour:I like deep colors. I used to say deep blue but i do love red n grey too
14.Do I have a crushXD maybe! Ok yea. I do. But i aint tell you.
15. Favourite quoteGod theres too many…
16.Favourite placePuerto rico
17. Favourite foodGawd this is hard ok. I have the soul of a very very fat man. If i had to pick one thing…itd have to be my moms pernil (pork shoulder)
18. Do I use sarcasmNever im a sweetheart😆
19. What am I listening to right nowEvie- last dinosaurs
20.First thing I notice in new personEyesss…eyess…eyess…….!
21.Shoe size822. Eye colourBrown anytime of dayGold in the sun
23.Hair colourBlack as the normBrownish in the sunlightBlue when its overcast
24.Favourite style of clothingandrogynous 25. Ever done a prank call?Yup i bothered the fuck outta kymmie for months before i gave myself up xD
26.What colour of underwear I’m wearing now? Burgandy See thru lace
27. Meaning behind my URLWelp minus the word raw its just my name. If my father didnt delete my 1st blog and of someone in asia didnt take my old username right after it wouldnt be as stupid.
28. Favourite movieToo many brahhh
29. Favourite song
30.Favourite bandBloc party, last dinosaurs, split milk society
31.How I feel right nowHorngry n lonely. Lusting for warm weather and beach weather
32.Someone I love.In what context?
33.My current relationship statusSingle af
34.My relationship with my parentsCurrently ok..
35. Favourite holiday Hmm i dont have one
36.Tattoos and piercings?I have average ear piercings But i want a lip ring n a tatoo of leo n virgo fighting inside of the sun ony shoulder
37.Tattoos and piercing i wantWhoops jumped the gun. Please refer to 36
38.The reason I joined TumblrMy friends at the time
39.Do I and my last ex hate each other? Nope we’re cool
40. Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?I used too from my so. But now its just my good friend manny
41.Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Hmmm no
42. When did I last hold hands?Non romantically:I held hands with my lil sister cuz she doesnt know how to cross a freggin road without getting hit by a car! But romantically: its been over a year and a half.
43. How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 10mins
44.Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?Its been a good 6/7 months. Im at man status rn
45.Where am I right now? Trapped on a bus with zombies from nyc somewhere on the way to newburgh
46.If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? In oswego it would be chance. Here.. idk it hasnt happend.. but my best bet would be nadia
47.Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?Both. Depends where i am
48.Do I live with my Mom and Dad?Yes. Please dont ask how its going. Its not well.
49.Am I excited for anything?Yes. The 3 day weekend
50.Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?No i only have 2 chill male friends
51.How often do I wear a fake smile?Often enough
52.When was the last time I hugged someone?That would be last sunday i hugged holly. We went for a movie and a bite n caught up since inhavent seen her in 5ever
53.What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?Its w/e as long as you happy n your not like eating face
54.Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?Yea
55.What is something I disliked about today?Evelyn being passive agressive towards me. Makes me uncomf. But i could care less.
56.If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Rebecca sugar
57. What do I think about most? Its gonna be one of 3 things, women, video games, food
58. What’s my strangest talent?I can get really creepy really fast. Iv been told to try out to be villians or serial killers in movies
59.Do I have any strange phobias?Spiders
60.Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Both
61. What was the last lie I told?
62.Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?Im old skool ill show up at your house ;) jk phone so no one can see this akward mess
63.Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?Yes
64.Do I believe in magic?Yes
65. Do I believe in luck? Yes
66.What’s the weather like right now? Bloody cold
67. What was the last book I’ve read? Allegiant
68. Do I like the smell of gasoline?Addicted
69. Do I have any nicknames?Krys, elmo, jesus
70. What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I have 12 stiches on my thumb both for cuts by blades oh n the one time i was going down a mt. On my longboard n i fell and got the worst road rash on my ass.
71. Do I spend money or save it?Both
72. Can I touch my nose with a tongue?No
73. Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? Idts?
74.Favourite animal?Otter
75. What was I doing last night at 12 AM?Hehhhh better not say
76. What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Idfk
77.What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?Anything fr the last dinosaurs
78. How can you win my heart? Compassion understanding and a drive no one else has.
79.What would I want to be written on my tombstone?Im not gonna be burried.
80. What is my favourite wordOogle
81. My top 5 blogs on tumblr Ill answer later
82.If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83.Do I have any relatives in jail?Yes
84.I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Speed
85.What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Feelings are a tough subject
86. What is my current desktop picture? An image from second son
87. Had sex?Why yes i have
88.Bought condoms?Nopes
89.Gotten pregnant? Nopes too gay for that shit90. Failed a class?Several
91. Kissed a boy? Yep im not a gold star lezzy no more
92. Kissed a girl? Many
93.Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?Yes. Im super cheesey i do things like that all the time
94.Had job?I have a job95.Left the house without my wallet?Keys and liecensexD
96. Bullied someone on the internet? Nope
97.Had sex in public? Yes
98. Played on a sports team? Several
99. Smoked weed? Yasss
100. Did drugs? Ive tried some shit
101. Smoked cigarettes? Never now thats nasty
102. Drank alcohol? Yes
103. Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Never
104. Been overweight?yes
105. Been underweight?yes
106. Been to a wedding?yes
107. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Days
108. Watched TV for 5 hours straight? When i was younger
109. Been outside my home country?yes
110. Gotten my heart broken? Many times
111.Been to a professional sports game? Yes
112. Broken a bone? Do Teeth count?
113. Cut myself? Not on purpose
114. Been to prom? Unfortunaly. Thats an akward story. If i didnt go i coulda stayed in puerto rico longer. But nooo joe had to ask my parents…
115. Been in airplane? Yes
116. Fly by helicopter? No. But ive been in some heavy duty military air craft
117. What concerts have I been to?Walk the moon, in hs i saw i see stars mega concert there were like 20 bands there idr them all, versaemerge, dragonforce
118.Had a crush on someone of the same sex?Yeaaa im megagay
119.Learned another language?I can fully understand spanish. But i cant speak it.
120. Wore make up? Im alergic to eyeliner xD
121.Lost my virginity before I was 18?Yes
123. Had oral sex? Yes.😍
124.Dyed my hair?Ive never dyed my hair
125.Voted in a presidential election? Yes both times for obama♡ . n fuck you, you lil orange dicked cheeto (donald trump)
126.Rode in an ambulance?Yes i did when i sliced my thumb deep with an exacto and was bleeding everywhere
127. Had a surgery?No
128. Met someone famous? Yes i have i met that guy from “what would you do” when i was staying in maryland. Also i stick around after theater shows and concerts to meet the actors, performers, and musicians
129.Stalked someone on a social network?Guilty
130. Peed outside?Um who hasnt?
131. Been fishing?Yes. Anyone wanna join me this spring?
132. Helped with charity? Yea every 3 weeks i participate in a soup kitched in poukipsee with my siblings and my cousins.
133. Been rejected by a crush?I have unfortunate luck.
134. Broken a mirror? Haha yea i did once
135. What do I want for birthday? Id love to go somewhere amazing and warm with awesome people. If im dating someone id love to actually have a birthday kiss. #neverhadoneonmybirthday
136.How many kids do I want and what will be their names?By kids you mean dogs? N id have all of them. Theyd have really crude/harsh spanish names.
137.Was I named after anyone?No but krysten means follower of chridtXD
138.Do I like my handwriting? Sometimes
139. What was my favourite toy as a child? Why it was my stuffy scooby doo
140.Favourite Tv Show? Gawd theres so many. But steven universe👌🖒
141.Where do I want to live when older?Puerto rico when i hit the lotto
143. Play any musical instrument? I can play the trumpet, the recorder, basic drum beat, and im learning the uke
144.One of my scars, how did I get it?Sliced my thumb with a woodcutter one year. Then the next year same thumb with a brand new exacto. Landed me in the hosp 2ice total 12 stiches
145.Favourite pizza toping? Extra cheese
146.Am I afraid of the dark? Sometimes. Im more worried bout the it under the bed that comes out when you dont have sheets on.
147.Am I afraid of heights?No. In my stage craft class i was the only one who wasnt scared of heights they sent me high up to work on stuff they also sent me 60ft up to the grid too 😎
148.Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?Yes and i had my ass handed to me on a silver platter several times.
149.Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?Yes. All the time.
150.What I’m really bad atBeing social. Talking to girls. Drawing.
151.What my greatest achievements are. Being the first to graduate college.
152.The meanest thing somebody has ever said to meYou should see the list of stuff my parents have told me since i was little. Its a little too awful to put on here.
153.What I’d do if I won in a lottery. Top secret Plans back the fuck up
154. What do I like about myself Um my bed head. Idk
155.My closest Tumblr friend Haha nadia
156.Something I fantasise about my exTisk tisk ladies n gents we shouldnt be reopening wounds like this. *points finger n shakes it like a noodle*
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