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My Favorite BTS Songs (not in order)

Mic Drop (Steve Aoki Remix) Extended Version

It’s a SLAP beat.

J-Hope’s beginning part is my favorite thing in the world.

I can sing this whole thing, Korean and English.

BRO this song turned Soldier Field Stadium into a P A R T Y.

Confident BTS? Slaying? YES.

That base hits harder than a truck, boi.

B O D Y R O L L S

Yoongi calling me tasteless ratatouille is what I live for.

Dionysus

THIS SONG MAKES ME LOSE POUNDS.

OMG the energy.

BTS singing about getting LOADED is YES.

JiN’S hiGH nOTe DELIVERS.

Jin and J-Hope doing that hand smack thing while J-Hope raps makes me wanna sCReaM.

Yoongi’s verse is the father of my children.

aRE ThEY WeARinG CApeS?!

Namjoon as a Greek god is the PERFECT aesthetic!!!

THE TABLE DANCE.

They opened with this song at the concert I went to and to say I SCREAMED is an understatement.

JIMIN HIPS *falls out of my chair*

Trivia: Just Dance

OMG Jung Hoseok put that tongue back in your mouth.

HOBI DANCING

That base SLAPS.

S L A P

The concert version makes the beat in the background more prominent and oH mY gOd.

IS HOBI WEARING A SUIT ???

Seeing J-Hope freestyle dance adds ten years to your life.

J-Hope in a suit calmly whispering “Just dance,” right before B R E A K I N G it D O W N is the cure to all diseases.

OoF what a fine M A N.

Outro: Tear

This song turned the stadium into a C L U B.

THIS SONG turned even the most shy of ARMYs into H O E S.

THE ARMY BOMB ON THE STROBE SETTING GOES WITH THIS SONG OOOF.

This song makes me feel like I’m a sexy movie villain with MEGA POWERS. (omg the rapline as sexy movie villains with sexy powers oansgqhiabalwiwbso)

People who suffer from not having asses find their twerk to this song.

Outro: Wings

THE BASE HITS LIKE A TRUCK MY GUY.

Namjoon’s “You can call me stupid, I’ll just smile.” WHO WOULD CALL NAMJOON STUPID THO.

The harmonizing is top NOTCH.

PARTY MUSIC 101.

Intro: Boy Meets Evil

THE BASE HITS

J-Hope is the KING of dancing. This dance makes me want to *censored*.

Namjoon’s beginning narration???

The story is so deep!!!

It just sounds... P E R F E C T.

hAVe yOu hEArD tHe iNsTrUMeNtaL ???

DID HE JUST DO A FLIP ???

WHAT IS THAT MOVE HE DID WITH HIS ARMS ???

When Jimin and he did a smash up of Lie and Boy Meets Evil I thought I was going to D I E.

Blood Sweat and Tears

JIMIN.

Yes, Yoongi, I will kiss you on the lips, but only cuz you asked.

Is NAMJOON VAPING SIR PUT THAT DOWN.

The dance is so... S E X U A L.

The music SLAPS my butt.

IS YOONGI TYING A BLINDFOLD ONTO JIMIN ??? (Yoonmin culture)

J-Hope with opera glasses is my aesthetic.

JIN KISSES A STATUE wHat.

Why am I jealous of a statue?

TAEHYUNG AND HIS BARE BACK.

JUNGKOOK SMIRK.

This music video is S M U T.

Fire

My first BTS song.

THE ENDING DANCE.

HOW DO THEY MOVE THEIR FEET LIKE THAT ???

Confident Jimin? Put that on my plate.

The whole Jimin-playing-with-a-lighter line “and go crazy OW!!” Right before crazy foot dance.

Yoongi’s smirk and “bultaoreune”.

WE ALL DIED.

Is Taehyung rubbing a clothing iron on Jin’s tummy?

“Set everything on fire BOWOWOW!”

Epiphany

Such a deep and meaningful song.

Jin playing the piano and looking like a damn ANGEL.

Jin’s vocals are H E A V E N L Y.

This song helped sooo many ARMYs find their way.

“I’m the one I should love in this world... precious me...” Awwww.

Jin wrote this beauty all by his cute, talented self.

I honestly LOVE this man.

Such beautiful lyrics and such beautiful tune.

Jin shutting up the people that sleep on him by killing them with soft boi talent is my AESTHETIC. I’m so proud of him.

The whole arena was singing “I’m the one I should love.” I was literally sobbing, so thankful that I have this fandom.

DNA

JUNGKOOK WHISTLING.

The dance is so HARD.

Awww happy small boi Yoongi.

This music video is so colorful!!! COLORS!!!

The math and sciency stuff in Jungkook’s eye.

Taehyung with floppy hair is YAY.

Namjoon’s cute fluffy sweater is YAY. We stan a warm boi.

All of the vocalists singing “forever” one by one and then Jimin just-

Spring Day

“I miss you. Saying that makes me miss you more.”

The music video makes me S O B.

I’m not okay please help.

So sad!!!

Deep and meaningful.

Probably one of the most famous BTS songs of all time.

Jin’s made up choreo is sass boi culture.

Go Go

The song to listen to when you’re running errands.

Taehyung as Snow White and hating his life is honestly me.

The head wobble dance is YES.

aRE thEy BrEakiNg tHeiR lEgS???

“Yoloyoloyoloyo”

Dancing ??? Y E S

Honestly a bop.

F L O S S

Home

.....

CRAZY FOR MYSELF

Namjoon’s “I just wanna go home.” ME TOO, babe. SAME.

www.bop.com/slap

Jimin singing “mi casa” makes me feel rich.

“You know I want that hoooome.” YES BABE.

J-Hope’s verse makes me turn full H O E.

This beat is so catchy.

I listen to this while shopping at Target.

This song was made to be slap.

Intro: Persona

ROCK ???

“PER SON A, who the hell am I?” YES NAMJOON YES.

Namjoon’s fast bumbling rapping gets me C U R E D.

President Namjoon feeds the poor and heals the sick and injured.

“But Namjoon” SHUT DOWN.

BUT NAMJOON NOTHIN FOOL.

aRE tHoSE cGi aNdROiDs?!

GIANT NAMJOON AHHHH ???!!!

The set reminds me of- OH.

Lie

Beautiful strings orchestra in the background.

Jimin is so freaking talented.

THE BLINDFOLD FROM BST IS BACK.

Does Jimin have a blindfold kink ???

Or was Yoongi just like “Okay, I’ll help you produce this but you gotta wear the blindfold again.”

That’s probably what happened.

www.thatbassbop.com/slap

Seriously that bass BOP.

Mikrokosmos

My friendship with my bestie has this as an anthem.

The last song that played at the concert. S A D.

This song is basically ARMY x BTS 4EVER.

Beautiful song thooo.

BTS waving their arms back and forth with ARMYs.

The whole crowd turing into a galaxy is YES.

It’s such a pretty tune! *crying*

Look Here

Not one of their more popular ones, but honestly one of my favs.

It’s so playful!

It reminds me of summertime.

Especially those RUN episodes where BTS was just jumping and playing in various pools.

Cue Yoongi sipping wine and judging the others.

Speaking of our soft boi...

Yoongi’s verse is F U N.

Namjoon’s “Whas wrong withchu?” IDK NAMJOON.

Pied Piper

ARE THEY SEDUCING US ???

All of the lyrics. Just all of them.

J-Hope breathily saying “I’m your guilty pleasure. You can’t escape, never.” OMFG OMFG wHat

Namjoon saying “This song is your reward. Good girl.” VSUnvIbGgggvsjGHEB

The vocalists saying “Follow the pipes” and “It’s dangerous but see, I’m so sweet.” *INTENSE HYPERVENTILATING*

Yoongi’s “So I’m dangerous, huh?”

Basically, this song is S M U T and S E X.

WHAT IF BTS ARE SIRENS AND THEIR SINGING THIS TO KILL US ??? I’m convinced.

Omg Siren BTS singing Pied Piper please drag me into the ocean and C H O K E me. I’m READY TO GO.

Heartbeat

So soft and sadish.

Sadish? Sad...ish?

Taehyung’s deep voice is MUCH APPRECIATED.

“My heart’s on fire for your love,” with J-Hope harmonizing with Jungkook and Jimin.

We stan a vocal boi that raps AND dances.

So What

Jungkook and Jimin are GOOFs.

Namjoon’s whole verse just HITS.

SUMMERTIME SONG.

THE WHOLE STADIUM WAS BOPPIN.

The base SLAPS me right in the face.

And I say, “Thank you may I have another?”

“SO WHAT?!”

The Truth Untold

OMG I SOBBED WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS SONG.

S O B B E D.

It’s such a tragic song!!!

WAAHHHH

Okay I’m fine.

“But I still want you.” DON’T TOUCH ME I’M SOFT.

The powerful instrumental is BEAUTIFUL.

Steve Aoki, the KING.

134340

Yoongi’s whole verse is just YES.

“Ah, ah, ah. Hello.” “How have you been?” “I’ve been well, heh.” OMSVAIFHNWKSKFB

Yoongi’ voice is so smooth holy moly I’m not okay.

That weird vocal beginning but YES.

Daydream

J-Hope KING!!!

The music video is one awesome acid trip.

HE POKES A FISH.

Just the beginning is YES.

“My character’s like half and half, who knows?”

“Yeah, I know, I know, I know.”

So many classic literature references!

We all think Namjoon’s the only one who reads when J-Hope is an intelligent bookworm too!

“Like the hole that Alice fell in, like the road to Hogwarts.”

“So what I get drunk, till I go crazy. So what I go out, don’t think about work.”

BOOM! J-Hope in a red suit holding a microphone. YESSSS

The bass lowkey BOP.

“Wake up.”

Chicken Noodle Soup

BOP x 50,000

wHat is his hAiR ???

BECKY G

Korean, English, AND Spanish?! OMG my lineage!

Literally my dad is Korean, my mom is Mexican, and they had me and my sister in America so....

“Chicken noodle soup. Chicken noodle soup. Chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side.”

They brought a playground classic TO LIFE.

J-Hope singing about dancing is 100% good boi.

“Becky G on the side” cuz he knows that his first hoe is ARMY.

“Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do?” I’m gonna listen to this on loop is what I’m gonna do.

Honestly an under-appreciated masterpiece.

The DANCE.

“Let me see you-“

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