#not kb related

[bitterkarmaa]

Happy borfday to meeeeee 🎉🎉🎉 I’m an adult now 🙂‍↕️

[kenobster]

you should make alyssa whatever her name is from life as a house there aren’t any for her when i looked for shelby i looked for her ya ya ya

thanks for the request, anon!!! *_* I hope you like the gifs I made for you!

Life as a House || Alyssa Beck || Played by Jena Malone

[theinfinitedivides]

look i didn't want to say it but if my roommate who is hot af (and 400+ years old) lifted me up in mid air and saved me from a 100(?) year old chandelier falling on my head after being alerted by his sonic radar system/Airtag only to head in for what could be misconstrued as a kiss bc my lip was bleeding, i'd let him drain that f*cker dry if he so pleased. sorry to In Hae and her current Situation but i'm different

[kb1301]

When you just had one of the most stressful experiences ever that you just go on tumblr and reblog about military dudes being sappy and sweet to each other (or hot and sexy idk)

but seriously though, i was on high alert from yesterday night and my body’s tired from hauling stuff from one place to another. literally didnt feel anything good about it that i just whined and still did stuff

i also only got about 5 and half hours of sleep

but im glad to be here anyways

[parisofpeoplez]

Binged the first four episodes of Heartbeat (kdrama) yesterday fueled by all the gifs I've seen on tumblr. No regrets.

[kagedbird]

Please.... I'm begging people to tag their TOTK content.... please....

[vampyr-bite]

why are people trying to gatekeep depeche mode as if they don’t regularly sell out stadium tours to this day

[aahsoka]

i still want in hae to Not be hae sun i think its so compelling. when actually. you fall in love with someone else bc youve waited for the other person so long your idea of them is no longer real and just a fantasy …….. you move on to someone who is a better fit, who you actually love in the here and now ….. ….

[tracetheshine]

don't want to really yk sound like a hater or anything, but ppl saying they thought kb learned bcs of the racists remarks on mh situation is so. his and tm apologies were very pr like a copy & pasted template,( i know tm added something else on bbl, but since that's 1. a paid service & not everyone can access it 2. the second apology was kind of childlike that really didn't own up to his actions........🫡)

like the whole situation was handled with a simple slap on the wrist so idk how ppl are cry typing under that post going around today lol

[yourplayersaidwhat]

This all occurs after the rogue asks some chefs the party scared shitless for the spicest spice they have, they offer him hell hotsauce, and he asks for a powedered spice instead

Head Chef: "it's- it's n-not as hot as the sauce, b-but we do have this powederd version. they're both made of a- a species of mushroom from a specific reigion of hell"

Goblin Rouge: "thank ye kindly, [rogue] will take this as compensation for the failure to help earlier"

Kobold Bard, who was clearly not paying attention: "hey can you bring the hotsauce back, i want it!"

Head Chef: "o-of course!"

Kobold Bard: "thanks!"

everyone looks on in horror as the little creten chugs the whole fucking bottle, and doubles down on it when asked if they're sure

DM: "as you drink it, the feeling of it going down can only be described as if you were drinking actual lava. roll for fire damage my guy!"

KB ooc: "WAIT WHAT!?"

GR ooc: "IT'S HOTSAUCE FROM HELL!!!"

DM: "i literally told [rogue] it was made from mushrooms from hell! the sauce was called hellsauce!"

KB ooc: "I DIDN'T HEAR THAT :("

KB ends up taking half their health in fire damage, GR tries to reason with the DM for a leneint hit cause "logic they're a kobold so dragon related" and fails, and Warforge Paladan feels bad for them and heals them back to full health out of pitty

Goblin Rouge: "maybe Lava-Chugger is a better nickname for [bard] than pipsqueak is!"

Kobold Bard: "shut up :("

[kalkori]

ok regretevator fandom i know its "canon" that fleshcousins are only sentient and not sapient but when you look at the dialogue of fleshcousins it seems to say the opposite.

fleshcousins can and will react to being referred to negatively

not only in this instance with gnarpy does fleshcousin argue with gnarpy, it also emphasizes words like how someone irritated would. like hello?

chat fleshcousin literally tells lampert to kill himself after being insulted. there is no conversation elsewhere where fleshcousin gets told to kill itself to learn this. also before the threat it tries to insult lampert. thats not a parrot thats a very insulted and very salty creature.

in the first interaction with spud, the fleshcousin seems to be talking to itself and then appears to get irritated when spud is like "wow i could have ended up like you guys"

in the second interaction with spud, it seems to actually correct him and then, to me, appears to do its equivalent of an irritated grunt when spud is like "you're just like a personal diary!!"

the above is more tangentially related but fleshcousin seems to not only be genuinely irritated by unpleasant's existence, but then proceeds to also use language of others that it has learned. i find it interesting that specifically gnarpy and infected are used here, as gnarpy is the one who has the most irritated dialogue to learn from, and infected is the most related to unpleasant

2. it knows how to communicate discomfort/pain

ok i know this sounds weird but trust me. in most animals that can be trained to use words to communicate, it often takes A WHILE for them to accurately use language to mention pain. normally they learn stuff for things like food first.

for this one, the second and third line are my focus. the first one is pretty clear in the distaste for the snowball. however, the third line reveals not only a negative reaction, but trying to joke about it. "kb what is the joke" well you see my non-fleshcousin-brained friend, the joke is [as best translated as possible] "is it already winter?"

the flash beacon is what we're really here for though. not only can it associate bright, painful light to something it already knows, it A: communicates that it hurts and B: is able to recognize that you control it and asks you to stop hurting it

the reason why that is Huge is that most animals don't as for you to stop. they either run away or fight. when they ask for things to stop, most commonly its with another animal in the same species with their (body) language.

fleshcousin asks for you to stop in YOUR language!! thats huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. fleshcousins can recollect people and inform others about them‚ and can potentially observe other peoples relationships

first off, fleshcousin tells mark that wallter misses him. [also, it appears it finds it funny that mark censors itself but that might just be me]

in this one, fleshcousin tells wallter that mark misses him and just how much he does, as well!!!! like hello thats crazy!!

this one has fleshcousin describe its own relationship with bive and scary mike, which honestly makes me want to bawl my eyes out. like it calls her and mike friends. i literally will cry forever about this

but the most interesting thing fleshcousin mentions multiple times...

IS HOW OFTEN IT MENTIONS FOLLY, AND SOMETIMES MIMICS HER?!

the last one under petal cone references folly's laugh

this one might be a stretch but i think this idle is referencing folly's forest, the "barn" being the forest and "the wrongs" referencing how closely related folly's deal is to malice

when you look at its folly interactions it seems VERY interested in folly

we're mentioning the farm again

we're just straight up describing folly here. hello!!

now listen any other time i'd call it a stretch but its talking to wallter, who it knows the relationships of. folly is heavily associated with that gigantic tree. pillows are associated with sleep. this has to be at least a red herring. like. chat.

theres more but this is already getting too long. chat fleshcousins are sapient if you look at the actual writing, whether intended or not!!

[bitterkarmaa]

Yes but what if Solar Flare was tiny and kept calling Eclipse “dada” like what would we do then

[kenobster]

Everything about recovery is just so unfair.

You're living a certain way, probably because it's been the only way that made you feel okay, and then you find out that your way of living isn't serving you as well as you thought it was. So you have to learn from scratch how to live a completely different way. At a time when you're at your lowest, when you're most exhausted, when you most need to feel safe, you have to do the opposite of what has been helping. It's the only way to get better.

Worse, everyone else has had a huge head start. Years and years ago, they all learned how to do the things that you're just barely learning now. And whether or not they mean to, they expect you to know how to do the things you don't know how to do. If you're frustrated or struggling or just need a break sometimes from this New Way of Living, then that's too bad. Your mental health is your responsibility now. You're expected to take expert accountability for things you only have a novice's understanding of — and at a time when you're the most prone to the habits the pain has been causing you.

It's just so impossibly hard, and you have to do it all without even an ounce of hope that it'll get any easier.

[theinfinitedivides]

uh screenwriter-nim come get your son i think you broke him

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[kbthebearcat]

I keep ending up making continuation drawings of this one scenario with Troy and a hiker haha. ;w; Idk I just find it cute. This may be the last installment though? I mean I can’t really think what else can be done with this little series. Though I was thinking that maybe the hiker offers Troy a marshmallow, and even though it’s like super tiny, he gladly accepts it anyway. And it’d be funny to draw him attempting to roast it over the fire haha. XD So idk… maybe something like that if I can!

Getting back to this picture here though… basically now Troy has taken the guy back to his campsite and ends up sticking around for a bit and telling him about some space adventures! The hiker dude is quite happy to be back on the ground, and he’s also finding himself enjoying the unexpected company! I feel like I might try to color this…. but for now, have the grayscale! Here are the previous related drawings!