#not gimmick post

[incorrect-stobotnik]

I had to close asks, people were confusing them with submission! And I can't post asks with the same format as everything else! If you were one of those people please try resending your ideas! Thanks for ready and sorry for the trouble

Gif cuz i know y'all and this way you look

[ominous-signs]

[liveleaker]

[shakespeare-official-account]

reblog if you’ve never hit post limit before.

Like if you have, comment if you’re currently on it or ignore if you want idk im just curious

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

yeah, sorry… your boyfriend was softly told sweet nothings by the evil wizard … yeah he's no longer a real one now… sorry

[fixing-bad-posts]

commit to all fucking action for the fucking masses

[kelocitta]

Twitter Joke

[gimmick-remover]

I HATE GIMMICK BLOGS SO IM GOING TO REMOVE THEIR GIMMICKS BY "FIXING" THEIR POSTS

What i will "fix" (examples):

@ vowelremover (adding back vowels text)

@ achivement-unlocked (relock the achievements)

@ i-say-ok and many more (change the ok to something else)

What i wont currently "fix"

Any corpo blogs

@ fixing-bad-posts

[jesus-holding-your-fave]

per request of @c0rv1d-gaming on this post,

Today Jesus is holding:

Enraged Gabriel from Ultrakill

[the-real-google]

The great thing about not being as popular as @totally-bing is that I can post without ever having to worry about the popular gimmick blogs finding me

[musical-posts]

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

(This doesn’t reflect my feelings btw I just thought it would be a fun quote to do)

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Melody: A,E,E,E,E,C,E,C,E,A,E,C,E,B,E,G,A,E,E,E,A,E,E,F,E,D,C,C,A,F,E,A,E,A,F,C,E,F,E,D,A,E,A,E,G,A,E,D,E,A,C,A,A,G,F,E,D,E,D,F,F,E,D,E,A,E,E,B,F,E,A,E,F,E,E,F,A,A,C,A,F,A,E,A,E

BPM: 387

Instrument: guitar

author's note: new dragonforce song is fire and flames

[incorrect-stobotnik]

Hey y'all! Two things!

One, I'm trying my best to revive the account now that I'm out of exam season! So I have several posts prepared for the foreseeable future!

And two! I would appreciate if some of you went to check out @irenereru ! They are a great artist that right now need support! And since I'm a broke college student all I can do is spread the word! Here is their twitter where they talked about all the ways you can support them!

Thanks y'all for reading!

[gimmick-thief]

Put [tumblr] (lowercase) in the square brackets [] <- those

oh shit I didn’t know [tumblr] could do that

[pokemonifying-posts]

Crawfish,,,

This CRAWFISH was POKEMON-IFIED

[hellsite-detective]

me? i'm just a private eye trying to make a difference here in this hellscape we call a city. folks come into my office, beggin' me to track down some long forgotten shitpost. and it's my job to oblige. my name is Hellsite Detective, Tumblr Private Eye.

you lookin' for a post? whether it's a recent post, or a long forgotten cold case from a decade ago, anything goes in this business. so long as you provide me with a lead to follow, be it a quote from the post, a detailed description, or a screenshot, i'll do what i can to chase leads and track that sucker down.

for any of you saps that can't figure this one out: send in an ask requesting a post to be found, and include a quote, description of the post, or a screenshot, and i'll find it and tag you with the results

disclaimer: i'm only takin' on one case at a time. so you fellas are gonna have to wait your turn.

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

normalize plushies denormalize loud noises