#not fucking lupin

[skyrigel]

People have the audacity to say they weren't fucking.

[marauders-bs]

sirius who looked up “abusive households” once remus wouldn't tell him where his scars came from, sirius who realized that the descriptions weren't of remus, they were of him and regulus

[noelan1]

Do you ever read a really questionable fanfiction or a spicy love story and think "what the fuck did I just read"

[swatchitt]

beating the 'sirius is a twink' allegations

new watermark because im insecure

[starsmacabray]

me watching harry potter in public: “yeah, so those two characters actually have a pretty interesting backstory once you get into the lore of it all…”

watching harry potter alone: *beaten, bruised, tear stained eyes* “—AND NO ONE GOT HIM OUT OF PRISON FOR 12 YEARS. NO ONE EVER EVEN LOOKED FOR HIM. NO ONE EVEN TRIED.”

[soupyloopyx]

James: so, peter, tell me about yourself

Peter: ??? what do you mean? we've been friends for years

James: but i don't know you. tell me something interesting. something juicy

Peter: james, you should know this by now. i'm not as interesting as you three. i'm not a smart, intelligent person

Sirius, whispering to Remus: he's talking about me!

Peter: or someone with a sad, tragic backstory

Sirius: oh

Peter: or someone who's in love with his best friend's brother, for god's sake!

Sirius: james. what the fuck.

James: .... shit

Sirius: REGULUS? MY BABY BROTHER? AND YOU?

[a-great-tragedy]

I’m glad that J.K. Rowling has never written about the marauders and that no company has made a marauders film adaptation because 1, it would be boring (and straight) and 2, what’s great about the fandom is that we made the whole thing up. Some names were mentioned once or twice in the book and we gave them full on personalities. Everyone has different opinions on different characters and I think that’s the best part of this.

[wolvesandshine]

I’m so convinced that the only reason the Marauders find out about Remus being a werewolf is because of Regulus cause let’s be real all of them are dumbasses like this is how it prob went down

Sirius: My new best friend gets sick every month I don’t know what to do

Regulus *innocently*: oh so he’s like a werewolf?

Sirius *scandalised* : No-

Sirius: *thinking back to all the times Remus’s sickness coincided with the full moon*

Sirius: Oh fuck

[lyr-caelum]

Happy Birthday Sirius ✨🌙

🫠

[mezsygfs]

"ill never be enough" : regulus, remus, lily, mary, evan, peter

"im always too much" : james, sirius, pandora, marlene, barty, sybil

now tell me I'm wrong I beg.

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Do y’all know that headcannon that Remus Lupin and Luna Lovegood are both used to be called Loony, so when someone suddenly shouts “Loony!” across the hall one day at Hogwarts, they both turn around at the same time…?

Well, Luna sees what her professor does, and she immediately understands.

And suddenly, she starts coming to his office every now and then, for a little chat or something. She asks him questions, and he offers her tea, and it soon becomes a routine.

It’s ironic in a way. Somehow a twelve year old girl named after the moon, of all things, who manages to cheer Remus up.

And he manages to make her feel better too.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

"All the Marauders era characters are queer " I say into the mic and The crowed cheers

"Wait, she is wrong" a voice yells

There is see her,

Bursting on the stage is Jk rolling

We all throw tomatoes at her.

[starrylayle]

To all those shippers that depict Sirius as a self-absorbed, short, fem twink with a flare for dramatics -- and Remus as a tall, angry, buff, dom werewolf daddy -- go ahead, it's a fully rounded dynamic! You're actually shipping Gilderoy Lockhart x Fenrir Greyback though! Remember to tag correctly folks! Hope this helps 🥰 🥰 

[terymlxyrstdus]

James is biggest wolfstar shipper, Remus is biggest jegulus shipper and Regulus is biggest rosekiller shipper

[sailormoonsub]

I'm. Uh. Well. There is MUCH to unpack here. I have follow-up questions.

[del-stars]

i need arrogant, strikingly gorgeous casanova sirius and shy, nerdy, loser, not conventionally attractive remus. just the couple that when you see them walking down the hallway you’re like wait, them?????