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orions-bolt · 7 months ago

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post-landscaping r&r. happy pride 🌱 🌸

#not face #gay #felt a little slutty after lots of hard work and sweat #new flower bed is coming along nicely

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fell-contract · 7 days ago

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come get behind me ✨

#not face #gay #idk I liked the way my butt looks here 🙈

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neuronaut64 · 16 days ago

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@meatcello showed me the snoopy equivalent of not face

#nes godzilla creepypasta #not face #shitpost #kinsona #me and meatcello watch talk tuah all day long #no that’s not slander

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dubiousdisco · 2 years ago

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i have finally assembled every part of the jinx cosplay however I do not know how to wear it

#i forgot you need make up #idk how to do that #and also there's something about how to prepare the wig??#still feeling cool #not face

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bitchfitch · 1 month ago

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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

#like it started with me just holding things more towards my right #but the things started shifting more towards center and my head turns instead #like. when im driving especially i have to keep my head turned so i can see on coming traffic #and when im around people ive noticed i position myself so my body is facing them and then turn my head to get them actually #centered in my now very right biased field of view #so anyways draw blorbo bleebus cheated to that 3/4s angle without guilt #at least one one eyed fucker actually does that

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clonerightsagenda · 1 month ago

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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.

#or maybe he was the babysitter. idk #crack open a pompeii cast like a kinder egg and there's teeth in there #now personally if people wanted to put my bones on display I'd be cool with it #maybe I'll decide to donate myself to science idk. I don't want to be used to practice face lifts though...#writing in my will 'if someone wants to have my skull on their bookshelf that's fine. put a candle inside it'#why this

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river--ghost · 1 month ago

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