#not even for a million dollars

[astrids-multiverse]

jacky knows her magic very well ( it took her more than a year to learn how to control her magic and learn everything ) for the most part, but she'll refuse to curse anyone or harm anyone ( even if they're bad guys )

[neobastard]

NO FUCKING WAY.

[clone-futon]

Summary of m27 in one line:

A whole bunch of people rushed to find a fucking back scratcher.

[clownakai]

I love clipping this movie. So many great moments. Who even comes up with these scenes

[stargirl092]

Songs Lucy dacus writes about men are like “yeah I dated this guy when I was 13 and he sucked what a fucking loser” and “I will jump out of this car and walk home 4 miles in the snow” but the songs she writes about women are like “hey, I will kill your dad if you want just give me the word” and “if you marry your dumbass boyfriend I’ll throw my shoe at you on your wedding day”

[icewindandboringhorror]

On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*tries to organize my thoughts*

*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*

*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*

(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next

[i-am-church-the-cat]

Kinda 🧐 about something

Lap of Legends seems like a big event. They spent millions of dollars designing this technology, they reserved Silverstone, they invited all these legends out, they even had Crofty and Karun commentate.

But they only aired it live in the US late at night on channels that aren’t very common. They’re going to “distribute” it in other countries, but have not mentioned how or when. They made a few articles and videos about it on their website/app, but they only made one Instagram post about it.

And then, to top it off, they announce Alex’s contract extension 6 hours later, which obviously is very exciting, but we already knew his contract was until 2025.

It just seems like such a big deal for Williams and motorsport (and Logan) but they kind of buried it under the rug?

Idk, I was very excited for Lap of Legends and I loved it a lot, so I want it to get the attention it deserves.

[cloudabserk]

i hate my boss i hate my boss i hate my boss

[jazda-iga]

Top 15 highest paid women athletes!

[xxplastic-cubexx]

one thing i love about 97 magneto's design is how much his younger self looks like quicksilver

every time i see a pic of the flashback scene i think "oh that's pietro"

in comicverse specifically it's so funny to me how even though it was retconned that they're related (which is a stupid retcon imo) they still look absolutely identical

once upon a time i saw someone describe erik as pietro and wanda's part-time father and i aint gonna even lie i burst a lung reading that

like for Part Time Father it is incredibly convenient yall look similar ....

[moonlittalk]

more kaito shots from the new trailer! (this one is a bit spoilery tho!!)

[notbecauseofvictories]

someday I would like to get together with my family and not be immediately punted into the weirdest goddamn headspace. can't wait for whenever that happens, and it doesn't take a full 24 hours of quietly sitting alone in my apartment afterwards to untangle all the twisted up feelings and thoughts it leaves me with.

[ot3]

why is it so hard to market a comedy. shouldn't telling people that my main character's humor is almost exclusively sourced from outdated jokes that i did not personally write have them lining up out the door?

[qqueenofhades]

HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA TUCKER CARLSON GOT FIRED AT FOX

[cementcornfield]

Ted has had ENOUGH