#not even a documentary?

[onlyfangz]

i very rarely get uppity about my interests, but there really is a difference between enjoying lore olympus, pjo, hadestown, epic, the song of achilles, hades game, etc., and actually enjoying greek myth.

[rationales]

[noodles-and-tea]

Back at it with my enchanted merthur shenanigans

[escespace]

Arthur: *glare*

Merlin: *glare harder*

Arthur: *glare in royal*

Merlin: *glare in sassy*

Leon: *Concerned*...Should we do something?

Gwaine: *focused on that pair* No, no, I think I'm finally understanding them.

[houseofcucci]

me trying to flirt over loud music at the club: WHAT'S YOUR ATTACHMENT STYLE???

[tardisslayer]

In the what we do in the shadows ending (alternate version 2) at one point Armand will randomly spawn and instead of canon nandermo we'll have canon armandermo as foreshadowed in episode 1x01

[starscream-is-my-wife]

There was a transformers and x files crossover where Optimus Prime and Bumblebee had to go rescue Ratchet from some humans, and then while they were driving away it looked like a shot where they freed and reunited a family of dolphins or something.

So I was thinking what if a really young trio of Orion, Ratchet, and Bumblebee was stranded on earth and they couldn’t communicate with the humans for some reason, the rumors would be so juicy.

Yes the bots understand the humans, they can’t correct anything though lmao

Optiratch aren’t married or dating (yet)

Bumblebee is like a 10 year old tagging along for some college kids project that went horribly wrong and not their son that’s going through a bright colored phase

Ratchet and Orion are both mechs, but 90s heteronormative assumptions are pretty strong

Their noises are like, Pokémon game and not Pokémon anime, maybe I’ll make some examples later

[russell-crowe]

Rhod Gilbert: A Pain in the Neck for SU2C (2023)

bonus:

[valtsv]

my old roommate who i share a blunt with in the garden sometimes loves to test how much of a sicko i am it's his favorite thing. any time we're hanging out he's like oh Hey i found this really nasty thing online that i bet you'll be into. and then he watches my reaction like i'm a gross bug he's poking with a stick. people will say they want to study you but this guy is actually out there living the dream.

[larkandkatydid]

In honor of my parents’ 48th wedding anniversary and a poll I just saw that asked if people’s parents had a “problematic” relationship, I would like to summarize the assets my father brought to their relationship at the age of 25 in 1976:

1 ex-wife whom he wasn’t technically divorced from because he was embarrassed about getting divorced and so kept putting it off

1 six year old son

1 bachelors degree in African History from the University of Texas

7 golden retrievers, six of which are puppies

$0 in his trust fund because he had spent the entire thing on heroin.

2 pairs of cowboy boots, 1 cowboy hat and 1 Yosemite Sam mustache

And they’ve been married for 48 years and throughout my childhood all of my extended family had a golden retriever who was the mother/sister/daughter to the other golden retrievers. This is the opposite of a life lesson.

[alicornze7]

AvM fandom is this accurate-

(pls don't burn me at the stake)

[prolibytherium]

The absolute lowest caliber of nature documentaries are the ones that are like, styled as tournaments debating which 'scary' animals would win in a fight. I kind of love them. They're always like:

NATURE'S BADDEST

Narrator who perpetually sounds like he's in a nerf gun commercial: THE RHINOCEROS IS UP TO 3000 POUNDS OF SHEER MUSCLE AND ANGER. THEY CAN CHARGE AT OVER THIRTY MILES AN HOUR, ENOUGH TO TRAMPLE ANYTHING UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO BE IN THEIR WARPATH.

[footage of a rhino charging] [footage of a rhino tossing its horns]

Interview clip of whatever actual biologist they got for this: Yeah you probably could not outrun a rhino.

Narrator: YOU CAN'T RUN......AND YOU CAN'T HIDE.

[footage of a rhino chasing a dude] [footage of a rhino chasing a lion]

Interview clip of a guy who got attacked by a rhino once: I was attacked by a rhino once.

[shaky reenactment footage showing closeups of an actor screaming and flailing in some bushes, presumably from rhino POV]

Narrator: IS NOTHING SAFE FROM THESE BOISTEROUS BADDIES?

Interview clip of whatever actual biologist they got for this: Most species of rhino are threatened, and a few species are critically endangered and very close to extinction. They're subject to a lot of pressure from poaching and habitat loss.

Narrator (momentarily kind of solemn): IT SEEMS EVEN THIS UNRULY UNGULATE CAN'T STAND UP TO EVERYTHING LIFE THROWS AT IT..........

.....EXCEPT PERHAPS... A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[footage of a rhino flipping over a car]

[same footage of a rhino flipping over a car in slow motion] [car crash sfx] [screaming sfx] [guitar riff] [inexplicable bear roar sfx]

Narrator: THIS TON AND A HALF MASS OF MUSCLE, HORN, AND FURY MAY BE BAD... BUT HOW DOES IT FARE AGAINST OUR NEXT CONTENDER... THE TARANTULA?!!

[footage of an utterly harmless spider set to scary music]

[philsdrivinglicence]

Phagenda predictions

Realistic:

- Joint memoir

- Merch

- Feature length video project (could be fiction, could be non-fiction)

- Podcast

Unrealistic:

- Tour (not enough planning time)

- Re-brand (this much hype for something like that is not like them)

- A Dan and Phil Sims pack (lowkey could realistically be this but feels wild to actually put it in that category)

- Video series about what it's been like behind the scenes all this time/the reality of what it's like to be some of the first youtubers to go mainstream (while closeted).

- Wedding anouncement/video

Demon:

- V-day vid reaction

- The Vegas video

[fure-dcmk]

DROP TO MY KNEE ITS AKIRA ASHIDA VOICING HAKUBA IN 2024

[lyinginthesnow]

something about childhood in succession.. the way it casts its shadow over the entire narrative, the rotten root of the roy siblings’s pain, all wrapped up in Logan’s power and abuse and love. The opening credits are filled with images of them as kids, beginning every. single. episode. by emphasizing the importance of their childhood: the siblings posing for a photo, playing sports, standing on a manicured lawn, riding an elephant, etc. and then the shots of logan, in which he is always shown from behind, or far away. It is a childhood the viewer never gets to see in any other context, since there are no flashbacks in the show, and therefore as integral as it seems, we know almost nothing about it. What exactly happened? What are the details? We feel its presence, we can tell how it informs their relationships, we can put together the pieces of incomplete and contradictory memories expressed through dialogue, and if we trace their struggles and dysfunction back far enough we know it leads there, to when they were kids. But there is so much empty space we can’t fill in. It’s almost like their childhood is presented in that horror technique where you never get to see the monster clearly straight on. It’s always in darkness, and chopped up into close-ups so that the viewer’s imagination is forced to invent something, however vague, and that is far scarier than it would be if we could actually see it — a monster that is terrifying BECAUSE it’s unknown. The roy siblings’s childhood is a major force behind so much that happens on screen, but what specifically occurred is out of the reach of our understanding. We are shown the monster’s shadow but not the monster, we are shown the frightened faces of the characters as they look at something behind the camera we never get to see, we are shown the running or the fighting or the blood but never the true, bigger-picture, clear details of the horror itself

[meep-meep-richie]

Tom is me here; cause I would look the same at Owen