#not cannibalism

[cannibalistic-suggestions]

[ i once saw someone post that like dejected looking spongebob fish meme with text that said "oh. that's gore of my comfort character." or something like that

and maybe there is something a tad bit wrong with me because my honest reaction would be "BITCH WHERE??? 👀👀👀👀 I WANNA SEE" ]

[thegreatluka-69]

Do you guys ever just wanna eat ur friends ?? like they're so scrimbly scrumble skrunkle that I just want them with me all the time and give them littlest nibbles on the arm of love like a dog and watch them slowly suffer cus of it cus even tho i love them i also love bullying them. and reminding them of small little things they hate for the bit is even funnier, like if moth sees this post Red Delicious Apples. No one else will ever know what that means which makes it so much funnier and more personal in a good way bcs that means I get to laugh a little with my friends over smth i know cus im close w/ them <3

[prokopetz]

Seeing "toxic yuri fan" in their blog header and skimming their last few dozen posts to see whether that's toxic yuri as in "I have ambivalent feelings about the central relationship in She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, a PG-rated cartoon for children" or toxic yuri as in "I want them to kill and eat each other".

[soupkiddo]

no I can't close my tabs. what if I accidentally close my emotional support Wikipedia page about historical instances of cannibalism that's been open for 3 years? what happens then??? what will be left of me????

[fraternum-momentum]

give me your complete and unwavering devotion.

[dungeons-and-dictions]

My new headcanon is that Karens become Susans in Hell.

[bamsara]

A 'post-trod' scenario where Narinder gets cursed after a slip up on a crusade (death erasure is no longer a permanent threat because of plot secrets I won't spoil :P )

The Lamb can't go get the necessary crystals to cure him so Kallamar is sent instead so Lambert can focus on keeping Nari from eating/attacking people

Dw he's not gonna eat the Lamb. unless😏

[nerdypuddincup]

Charlie now has two sets of parents. Good for her.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was a slasher villain covered in bleeding runic carvings with one arm that was a heavy iron blade, most of the dream was spent in a therapy session for issues completely unrelated to being a murderer and possible cannibal.

[cadavironline]

[filmsdkye]

the scene where alana is like “i feel like I’ve been poisoned” and will’s like “we’ve all been poisoned” is funny in hindsight because alana is talking about how she was being fed human meat and cartilage beer for 8 months and will is talking about how he’s kind of in love with hannibal

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[herbertwest]

Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Just saw a video like "um actually rocky horror isn't good queer representation because frank sexually assaults janet" girl he kills and eats people. It's called the rocky HORROR picture show not the rocky cute gay rep tw t-slur picture show

[cottonspotten]

*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!