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I am always thinking about every line of dialogue in the first 50 seconds of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

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Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

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Hernán Conde De Boeck, “The Vampire Burning at Dawn”

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not having a beverage can kill you. you can’t live on water alone that’s insane

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after the revolution we’re gonna rename a bunch of stuff so get ready. here’s some things to look forward to.

St. Petersburg, Pennsylvania will be renamed Leningrad.

We’re going to give Washington State and Washington, D.C. names that are more distinct from one another. Specific solution still under discussion.

St. Petersburg, Florida will be renamed Leningrad.

Since there are 93 locations named Springfield in the USA, they will all receive a numerical suffix for clarity. (e.g. “Springfield 093” or “Springfield 069”)

St. Petersburg, Colorado will be renamed Leningrad.

Stay tuned for more!

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ok astrology heads i'm going to post a start chart and you have to describe who it belongs to - no reverse searching the birth date, just read the vibes

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Definitely been burning the candle at both ends.

I've been too busy to get much sleep and it is starting to catch up with me

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wheres that picture of like the performers at the bolshoi or somewhere reading about gagarin going into space during intermission while all still in costume

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Via spinnyguinea

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I have an important announcement: there is a post on here that annoys me.

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received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

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I have achieved ultimate orb snacks #myspheres

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twin peaks s1: agent cooper is in a murder mystery, everyone else is in a soap opera

twin peaks s2: major briggs is in a sci-fi thriller, ben horne is in a war movie, audrey’s in a procedural, lucy & andy are on Jerry Springer, dick tremaine is in Orphan, catherine is in a minstrel show, pete is in Challengers, nadine is in the MCU, bobby & jean renault are in Goncharov but not together, sarah palmer is in a Greek tragedy, leland palmer is in a musical, shelly & leo are a horror movie, james is in a lifetime movie, donna’s an extra on an Freeform (formerly ABC family) Original Series, maddy’s in a true crime podcast, sheriff truman is in a romantic drama, josie is in a documentary produced with racist overtones, ed is in a country song, norma is in a blues song, hank is in a Tyler Perry movie and agent cooper is in the “sounds of the woods” setting on a white noise machine.

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More of Beavis and Butt-Head in Silent Hill