#cottons thoughts

[cottonspotten]

*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!

[myrkulitescourge]

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

[tehcherrya]

Somebody give me the rights to the LOTR cinematic productions so I can create a coming of age dramedy taking place during the seventeen years between Bilbo's 111th birthday party and Frodo leaving the Shire. I'd call it "The Shire Seventeen". It would not only include the Conspiracy as a backdrop but also a bunch of the development and growing up that was probably done within those seventeen years, that is entirely unrelated to the Ring.

It's a whole seventeen years worth of low-stakes hobbit Shire drama and shenanigans, guys-- I need that cozy comedy content.

[nemurenaivoron]

Eiland doodle that I ended up spending too much time on

[heavenpureheart]

[cupid-tune]

Late night stroll!

[candz13z]

I bring to thee : aliens and ice cream

Imagine: an alien walking in on their human coworker watching another Human Show™, holding a tub of ice cream and a comically large spoon. Ofcourse they have to ask what the substance was, eventhough they already know the answer is almost definitely not worth it. Any answer a human gives either invokes a feeling of horror, awe or, more mercifully but frustrating, confusion. Maybe even some fear, but maybe its the way all aliens know to brace themselves that takes the edge off.

They call it 'ice cream' and this one is 'neopolitan' flavored apparently. They have different flavors? They offer them some of the pink part of it, and before they even put it in their version of a mouth, the coldness of the spoon alone makes them drop it. The human seems a little annoyed at the dropped spoon but to the aliens horror, they pull out another- larger spoon and they continue eating

Alien : Why is it so cold? It's food isn't it? It's meant to be eaten. How are you eating it??

Human, shoveling some of the brown part down their throat : Well. it's basically crushed flavored milky ice. Its a desert we like to eat. And well. I. Eat it with. A spoon?"

Alien :

Alien : BUT ITS ICE. HOW ARE YOU EATING ICE? YOUR BODY TEMPERATURE IS MUCH HIGHER, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO- WHY WOULD... Why

Human : uhh well its not all ice technically. But yea I guess we eat straight up ice sometimes too. Its not all good though. Sometimes if we eat too much, we get this thing called brain freeze

Brain freeze. It can freeze their brain. And they still eat it. It's a desert. This is normal for them. They can eat ice too. Because of fucking course they can.

Human : Anywho. Want to try some of the chocolate part? its my favorite

Chocolate. Poisonous chocolate. Their favorite.

The alien gets up, walks out and shuts the door behind them before they could do something reasonable like their equivalent of a scream.

[homunculuslover]

A timed exclusive, now released. Tickles between two silly goobers~

T loves the tease as well as tickle~ He loves playing games.~

[nadinescholtes]

I had a thought: What if there is a virus that causes animatronics period pain? There are no organs that cause it, there is just the pain.

[cottonspotten]

the problem with having an evil mastermind manipulator oc is that i am not particularly good at being any of those things

[fluentisonus]

working in a factory has you thinking so much about the insane chain of labor & transport that goes into making literally anything

[scissorbby]

[friend-crow]

You gotta wash your glasses with soap and water from time to time. You can't just wipe the same dirt and oil around with one of those microfiber cloths forever.

Wash the entirety of the frames as well, to avoid acne on your nose and behind your ears.

But use lukewarm water if you have coatings on the lenses.

[heretical-cogitations]

Don't know if anyone else has said this but I've been seeing alot of talk about space marines having an enhanced sense of smell and how they can sniff out arousal etc.

BUT imagine if that's just what the armory smells like because everyone in there dressing them is so down bad.

To the point the space marine doesn't  realise what the smell actually is and is stood there wondering why their serf smells like the changing room.

[jyou-no-sonoko19]

Sapphic Disco Week, Day 6: "But What If It Was Yuri?"

Lena and Mireille, lesbians in their 70s exploring the vanishingly rare marvels of the world together, excuse me im cri

[3-aem]

egg situation in california is so fked up i havent seen one since mid December of last year and like ya i know i can go find them at like fricking—wholefoods for an entire $15 but also, i don’t want to.