#not at risk of dying or anything

[ultimatebabygirlsupremebattle]

We wanted to do a little announcement post for the winners of the left brackets, but it might have to wait a bit, sorry, we're having a heart episode and its making us super disoriented and confused and we might black out soon

[sapsolace]

obsessed w these boneheads as of late :]

[imminent-danger-came]

The 1x00 AHiB -> 4x06 glowup

[meowmeowmessi]

this match stressed me out so bad wallah

[bebsibby]

so odd when u tell someone abt a job you want/applied for/whatever and how much it pays and they're like "Thats pretty low you should look for something that pays more" and the job is literally double your current wage

Buddy I've been applying for jobs of this caliber and lower for the past year and no one has hired yet, the jobs that pay more DEFINITELY won't hire me. I just wanna not have to fight homelessness and hunger each month let me try for my moderately above bare minimum jobs cuz it literally not gonna get better than that for me

[boag]

I’m losing my mind so bad I’ve been alone for so long now and everything is falling apart and I need help so bad but I’m just completely fucked and it’s at the point where every single day I just can’t stop breaking down crying fully unable to breathe or even think

[kimmkitsuragi]

bro my charger finally exploded. glad i didnt die

[prolibytherium]

I think tumblr's video upload system is just broken for me right now which is a shame because I have 2 total minutes of footage of this fucking squirrel having chewed its way into my apartment and immediately regretting its decisions

[colorisbyshe]

literally a holy being could come down from the fucking sky, and be like 'you have been chosen to carry the next coming of [important holy figure, it doesn't have to be jesus]" and i'd literally just open my phone in front of them to contact planned parenthood and then after that figure out how to get a hysterectomy like

you can keep trying and we can find out how fucked up my reproductive system can get i'll double fist birth control pills get shots get a dozen iuds shoved up there like... yeah it'd hurt and i'd be fucked up but i'm not doing that shit for real

do not care if the fate of the world depends on it. whoever planned that badly is at fault, not me.

[nabaath-areng]

Fuck Sweden as a nation for turning the woobification of our history and culture into one of our greatest exports, pretending to be wholesome and peaceful while profiting from conflicts elsewhere. For never having the fucking spine to take any stance ever and acting high and mighty for being "neutral", all while frothing at the mouth to get a piece of that colonial cake from the cool kids table where the superpowers are seated. For recognizing Palestine's sovereignty only to then consider a withdrawal of said recognition in response to the current genocide. For allowing islamophobia to get to the point it is now and then pointing fingers at jews as a whole. For giving less of a flying fuck about swedish jews during WW2 and until now, yet patting ourselves on the back and taking credit for heroic deeds done primarily by individuals.

I wish nothing but absolute hell and misery for Ulf Kristersson, who is even more spineless about his inaction than I thought possible. Who had nothing to say about the burnings of the torah and quran, only to claim that he stands for fighting antisemitism. Who puffed up his chest and was acting so tough about the things he would do once he became prime minister, only to hold up on none of his lofty promises in true conservative fashion. Both he and his lackeys (as well as their fanclubs of raging screaming bigots) deserve nothing but hurt and hell for continuing to destroy the lives of all marginalized groups in Sweden, all while shamelessly increasing their own salaries blatantly in the open, to then have the sheer and utter gut to declare that actively supporting genocide is within our best interests.

This country's audacity is one that only became possible because we sacrificed our neighbours safety for the sake of maintaining our own, because when your most recent war was in 1809 it's apparently not possible to even try and comprehend the horrors of modern warfare. That is, besides producing the tools for it to happen elsewhere.

[starvingtongue]

ooc: what if....

Seymour was an accident.

[lycanwlf]

i think my adhd meds need the dose reduced bc i feel horrible but also ive been on the same dose for months and have been completely fine???????? ugh

[nonuggetshere]

Norel vs WL. who shall win

Mentally ill rat vs God

I love Norel but there's no way that pathetic little wet tissue is winning this one, he's gonna fold like origami papper. The only reason he's as dangerous as he is is because he's an influential political figure with the backing of an entire kingdom, its army and personal criminal ties. Only reason he's able to overpower gods in this story (well, canonically only one fledgling god, but there are different flavours of AU I made for fun) is by setting traps and by literally throwing an entire army against them, the only reason he still lives and keeps getting away with this shit is because he's not in the main line of fire when something inevitably goes wrong, it's the people he has working for him that are ripped to shreds and not him. The two only AUs where he does manage to capture her was done through magical traps and use of void to significantly weaken her to the brink of death.

1 on 1 though? That cunt's folding like a lawn chair. The second he's in a room with any of the vessels (that can fight and aren't Whisper) he's dead dead.

[yeonban]

5 PROS AND CONS OF DATING MY MUSE...

Pros

You will get everything you want no matter how hard it might be for him to get his hands on it, and regardless of whether it's something material or otherwise;

You can use him as an extrovert shield if you're not in the mood to interact with others because he will talk and get talked to in your stead for hours on end and then TL;DR the conversation to you if it was something important;

You can rest easy knowing you're safe from the moment you start dating him because he will go to insurmountable lengths to make sure nothing and no one will be able to endanger you again;

If you manage to date him it means he genuinely cares for you, which means you will never have to worry about whether his feelings are real or not because he will make a daily habit out of showering you in attention, gifts and affection to prove it;

You can convince him to do plenty of things he wouldn't normally do as long as they'll make you happy, including toning down his reckless behaviours, and likewise you can convince him to help, taunt or kill people he may not have otherwise spared a glance towards.

Cons

He is part of many dangerous underground networks as well as the Wammy network, and although you yourself can live a life separate from them which he will even support you in, he will personally never leave the networks, his criminal life nor his Wammy letter behind;

He is a murderer, and he enjoys that lifestyle. The vast majority of his kills are the irredeemable that the law can't touch, but if you're against murder regardless of its circumstances, he will not change his ways for you;

You won't be able to do several things a normal couple may be able to do thanks to his identity or background, such as taking selfies/photos of or with him, visiting any bodies of water or living free of jealous gazes from his former groupies;

He will have a hard time understanding your emotional outbursts or your arguments based on feelings rather than logic. While he can get attached to people (rare as it might be), the way his brain is wired doesn't allow him to sympathize or empathize with others' feelings, which might prove irritating since he does not feel remorse, guilt or mercy for anyone who isn't in his extremely small inner circle of trusted people;

Although he might work more on subduing those instinctive reactions, he is very used to living dangerously, recklessly or impulsively, and he may find himself in various situations where it's unclear if he will escape with his life or not, which means you will need to either be able to help him out or have a heart of steel and trust that he will escape and return to you as he has done every time prior.

[inniave]

need to get the fuck!!!!!!! off !!!!! my phone!!!!!!!

[tomwambsgans]

tbh the way some of yall talk about tomgreg makes it seem like yall don't have any clue what gay male attraction is