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It's like some sort of awful poetry
SCREAMING
#no no no no no no no#I’m so sorry if I buy something on Cyber Monday I’m poor#but the only think I would get is like merch#not anything from Amazon#INK made Black Friday merch last year but I didn’t really vibe with any of it super hard maybe this year if they do
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hey. are you all aware that the hardcover 20th anniversary edition of crush by richard siken with a new afterword by the author is available for preorder already
#i’m worried that some of you guys don’t know#buy from ANYTHING but amazon if you love me#richard siken#mine
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#★ my art#art#genshin art#genshin impact#fontaine siblings#lyney#lynette#freminet#lynette is eating deserts while lyney is distracted .#he doesnt need to know…#if u see this tag what do you think hes singing#actually wait does Anybody read tags or is that just a me thing#lighting practice…. if u see anything lit wrong No you didnt#ALSO ITS OCTOBER 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 I LOVE OCTOOOBERRRR#expect spooky art 😈🔥🔥🔥🔥#(Dont. i dont draw scary stuff. I dont know how.)#Do u think they’d match cheesey halloween outfits like. Those matching foods on amazon or smth#like pb&j#? do u guys see where im coming from
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my journal arrived!! i am incredibly excited about this i hope i use it as frequently as i think i will
#journal#journaling#commonplace book#filofax#(not really a filofax but a cheap 6 ring binder from amazon but. y’know. close enough)#i plan on using this as a sort of everything book. a journal a commonplace book a planner basically just one place to put anything
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I seriously still think this is 100% one of his honest emotions. Like. He was PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.
Baby went: 😲😲😲 WILLIAM!!! 😃😃😃
If you are THIS happy to see your enemy, then you're no longer enemies, folks. You are GAY.
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#the boys#the boys tv#the boys amazon#homelander#homelander meta#I tag this “meta” cuz I think he was really sincerely happy to see Butcher#and it says something#I think that's the moment when Butcher truly became his enemy#without games and pretense and fake ass “scorched earth”#is when John saw that Ryan still loves Billy#and that he is very attached to him#but before that?#he had nothing to fight for#and if he was Butcher's enemy#Butcher was not HIS enemy#there was no hatred#only fun - “scorched earth”#Homelander only recently got real reasons to start hating Billy#and even so#so far we haven't seen anything from it
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OKAAAYYY i thought so already but joel perez did confirm that originally valentino didnt have an accent but it became part of the character when he improvised a take with it okkk ok
#i knew val hadnt had a va before and i hadnt seen anything abt him being hispanic before amazons hh#and it makes a lot of sense for it to have come from joel#alsobecausevalisveryunfortunatelyanamalgmationofawfultropesaboutlatinomen#Butidothinkitaddstohischaracterandiwouldntchangeitificould....evenifiunderstanditslikenotideal#hazbin hotel#hazbin valentino#valentino
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remember: if a website claims to rank/rate products but only talks about things from amazon, they are full of shit. these sorts of sites put up fake product comparison pages just to profit from amazon affiliate links. they're basically scam ads.
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god remember in 2019 when the new homestuck writing staff were all like deranged twitter users and when anyone complained about the comic being weirdly politically charged now the response over and over was "homestuck was always political" imagine saying that to hussies face in 2009
#i wouldn't mind if there was any tact but they were like#vaguing amazon and jeff bezos in shit in the comic like come on man#it wasn't good political commentary it was im so plugged in and inseparable to twitter discourse i cant separate anything i do or make from#it#again deranged twitter users in 2019#i hope when hussie is 80 in his deathbed hes going to regret giving his legacy to literally the most annoying types of people
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Prayer circle for the fallout girlies today
#blogging#fallout#amazon fallout#May the show be tolerable and the new influx of fans chill.#May we not have to end up siding with reddit fallout fanboys on our critiques of the show.#And may Musk's nasty ass stay far away from literally anything fallout forever.#Also don't be unbearably pro-capitalist god.
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the hate towards amber in the invincible tv show is wild honestly because other than that one line (the one where she reveals she knew mark was a superhero) that was a slight fumble on the part of the show runners, she’s actually really excellent and excels at her narrative role compared to her comic counterpart who is just kind of there to be a placeholder date before mark gets with eve.
i admit that line was kinda poorly set up and could’ve been written better (like maybe her instead saying “ugh i expected it but that doesn’t excuse the way you treat me”) but like. Really? did that negate every single thing her character stood for prior to this point? how amber is actually really good for putting up with his bullshit for so long even after he flaked out on dinner with her parents? how she put mark in his place for thinking he could get away with neglecting his relationships just because he’s a hero? how it showed that he’s acting just like how nolan treats debbie? did One single line, said during a moment of anger and frustration, change all of that?
her character is a great parallel between mark and his dad in s1 and is even better in s2 at showing how mark physically can’t live a normal life no matter how much he wants to. like we know amber isn’t endgame and that’s what hurts a lot. they want to be normal college kids going through their awkward teen years together but i guess that one slightly weak line of dialogue made her character “terrible” and “ruin mark.” also even setting aside the myriad of… Other biases, a lot of people just seem to forget the fact that she’s a teenage girl sooooooooooo
(also i’m thinking about this one comment i saw on youtube where someone was like “i didn’t watch that scene initially so i didn’t understand the hate but after i watched it i hate her as well” and. seriously. are you being so serious right now.)
anyway i’m an amber defender to my death she’s amazing in the show and deserves nice things. if you are a video analyst who actually sees her as a normal character instead of calling her “the other woman” you immediately gain my respect
#this post was sponsored by me watching an analysis video that immediately opened with amber slander#people are acting like amber was getting mad at mark for saving people but she was mad at him for#lying to her for months and brushing it off like nothing just because he’s a superhero#my literary analysis game isn’t that strong but even i managed to see that come on guys#also tangentially related but i REALLY hate the ‘how one line changed X’ thing like no one like will change anything it’s all about buildup#there are lots of incredible one line changers in the show but arguably this one was just. not thought out well from a meta level#amazon invincible#invincible#kiwi’s calls#if you beef with me in the comments it’s a block sorry i don’t feel like arguing over this
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"Over a decade after its release, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005) still stands out as George Lucas’s summative and most masterful artistic statement. I use the word “summative” deliberately, because Sith incorporates a broad cinematic heritage, and also draws from Lucas’s own interests in narrative/illustrative art, architecture, world religion and mythology, anthropology, philosophy, pedagogy, and even race-car driving. In finding a tonally and visually radical common ground for these fixations, the film also addresses and subverts the director’s own oeuvre; and, as has always been the case with Star Wars, Sith contends with the poles of past and future, searching for (and sometimes grappling with) the space between. Of course, the Star Wars saga has always been anachronistic, employing science fiction iconography while also pulling famously from Joseph Campbell’s theory of monomythic commonalities in world narratives; the original film, released in 1977, also acted as a gateway to a commercial future, opening the floodgates (along with Steven Spielberg’s Jaws [1975]) for a new kind of American blockbuster cinema. However, while Lucas and Spielberg offered auteurist statements on genre that were also fortunate enough to generate mass appeal, the majority of big-budget fare has since become studio-incubated and sanctioned by market control groups, resulting in films that are often devoid of passion for cinematic language. Ironically and sadly enough, this can certainly be said of J. J. Abrams’s insipid The Force Awakens (2015), a reactionary attempt to conserve a falsely utopic view of the saga’s origins."
—Mike Thorn, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith: George Lucas' Greatest Artistic Statement?
#revenge of the sith#prequels appreciation#George Lucas#the prequels#star wars prequels#prequel trilogy#pro Lucas saga#anti Disney#anti TFA#anti sequels#the sequels were made specifically in rejection OF Lucas’ prequels#they purposefully ignore his immense artistic achievement#in favour of fake nostalgia that panders to an inaccurate view of what actually made his work so compelling#it’s why I will always prefer the auteur’s touch#rather than mass produced corporate bullshit#call me pretentious all you want#but people who think SW can just be wrenched from its context as Lucas’ creation#and think you can just reject or ignore the Prequels#are just as delusional as people who think that stupid Amazon series has anything to do with Tolkien other than in name#there are creators and then there are true artistic story telling geniuses#and sadly once they become popular their work is often ‘pearls before swine’
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I want to befriend Kaneki and meet with him and email him forever
#we should do everything together everything should be parallel play#and then when we go our separate ways at the end of the day I want to still email him things#like pictures of succulents and a glimpse under the amazon river#I want to email him pbs eons videos#I can show him coffee shop vlogs and ask “is this u”#in person I’d mostly let him do the talking and decide what to do#take me down the most intimidating alley on a whim after you said we were just buying lunch pls#I want to eat lunch with him so bad 😭😭😭🙏#it’d be kind of awkward though bc he wouldn’t be eating anything he’d just be sipping his coffee#being with Kaneki is the ultimate dream I wanna see his morning irritation I want to be pleasantly startled by him with his quiet footsteps#& get to ask him about what he’s reading#or how his training is going#or whatever he’s doing#I would ask him how he’d rate vacuuming out of 10 and if he gives it below a 5 will vacuum his house#I feel like he’d lie though and say he likes doing every kind of work just to stop others from doing it#unless he wasn’t in a state where he’s able to actively think about others like that#he should stop doing things and jsut relax imagine taking him on a nice tour trip up mount Fuji that would b nice#stay in a cabin make a snowman clap for him when he skis#he was so good at skiing in the TG calendar?!?? who taught him to ski#did he read “idiots guide to skiing” a day before and absorb all the knowledge like a sponge#he’s so smart. I wish I was smart. or at least smart in an applicable way#I want to try harder but I kind of can’t#or I get sort of frozen by something and can’t find a way forward unless I scurry around it (no one wants u to do this)#I love Kaneki he’s both literally and kind of metaphorically half human and I am too so if we combine we’ll have the power of one full human#we can be human if we stand close enough together#idk he might not want to stand next to me tho he has better options#kaneki time
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The news in the original media: The third season of Good Omens will have just one 90-minute movie episode. The news in the media in my country: the third season of Good Omens has been CANCELED and will now only have a 90-minute special.
#If I had gotten the news from the press in my country I would have had a heart attack#ok maybe they are right#technically it is as if there is no more S3#now it is a movie#or a concluding special#the original press is just trying to soften it#I am happy because we are going to have a conclusion#I am slightly frustrated that we are not going to have a season with several episodes#but I think 90 minutes is better than nothing#it is better than canceling#90 minutes to fix the last 15 minutes of S2 and give a happy ending#it is less screen time than we would like#but it is more than we would have had if they had considered canceling and not doing anything else from GO#I am rooting for them to give us what we need (happy ending and a well-tied conclusion)#since they are not going to give us what we want (a full season)#I think it is understandable who is suffering with this news#as well as those who are accepting it with contentment#every fan has the right to let themselves feel what they are feeling#honestly? I was already expecting something like this#because it didn't make much sense to me how they would remove the screenwriter of the project and still keep the script for it?#I think a part of me already knew that the removal could mean this#now it's time to support the production and actors by sending positive vibes#because I imagine that they are not responsible for this decision#this is a matter for the executive team#and although we are frustrated that we will not have a full season#it was certainly not the ideal solution for the fans and for the production and actors and others involved#but it was the possible solution#I'm still waiting for official notes from Amazon Prime and BBC#good omens#inefabble husbands
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Amazon: HEEEY!~ Hazbin hotel is getting a second season!
Me: Oh okay, that's cool I guess.
Amazon: They'll be even MORE action this season!! We're gunna focus on Alastor's backstory, and Pentious will be a key character, and Vox is gunna be a more prominent protagonist, and we'll show off more overlords, and Vaggie and Charlie get a "sexy life"~
Me: Uh-huh. And I can only assume that this season has a bigger episode count so that any of those plot points you mentioned have time to breath for more then ten minutes unlike season 1?
Amazon:
Me:.....You're gunna give this season time to breath ri-
Amazon: WE HAVE MERCH AT HOT TOPIC NOW TOO!!~
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(Incase people don't read the tags: The reason this annoys me so much isn't because I hate the show, it's because I want this show to do well. I want this show to make me feel like I should care for any of it's characters and plot points because it's well made, not because it's been created by an artist who is already popular online. I truly believe the animators and voice actors are giving it their all for this show, the voice acting is honestly the best quality in my opinion and everyone nails their roles, but the writing and pacing has so far been a cluster fire.
This is a legit show now, it's being funded by Amazon's money with literal broadway stars as parts of the cast. If season 1 taught the people creating this show anything it's that there needs to be breathing time for the plot points and the characters, and I sincerely hope that season 2 takes this into account. I doubt it with how much they've said they're going to include, but I really hope that, for animation as a whole - cuz god knows Disney hasn't been pumping out good animated movies as of late - season 2 takes into account what season 1 did poorly and improves on it)
#stfg-#If the voice acting in season 1 wasn't as stunning as it was I would be totally lost on this show#tbh I kind of am the voice acting is the only thing keeping me semi hooked#We can't really say the animation is great still cuz....it's being funded by Amazon's money now soooo what did we execpt?#You'd think after the shitstorm the pacing was in season 1 and the writing that they'd learn the show needed a bigger episode count#But NOOOOOO lets just throw in MORE plot points! And MORE characters because we DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ALREADY!#Just throw even more story into this dumpster fire cuz THE FANS WILL GET IT!! THE FANS WILL LOVE ANYTHING CUZ IT'S HAZBIN!!~#For the record: I want to confirm the reason I'm so annoyed is because I WANT this show to good#I want it to be well written and I want it to make me care about the characters#I want this show to make me feel like I should care because so far I don't#The writing is all over the place the pacing so far has been whack and Charlie doesn't evedevelop a deep connection with any of the#characters in the show aside from her pre-established girlfriend#Season 2 had better show some improvement writing and pacing wise because there isn't an excuse now#This is a legit show being funded by Amazon's money the writing needs to be better
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god bless sleeping 12hrs nightly
#stream#i hate it so much#like get up & do what ? CLEAN ? AGAIN ? be a PERSON ? AGAIN ?#i was so annoyed yesterday ppl were pissing me off so much then i called my mother & it was lovely & i told her how i scammed a vacuum from#amazon last semester by reporting it stolen bc dpd refused to deliver it TO ME & sent it to a language centre so then i reported it as a#dispute on my credit card got my money back then picked up the vacuum ALSKALSKLKSLAKSLA she said ‘u are ur fathers child’ & honestly ? real#cheap as FUCK like i GET IT FROM SOMEWHERE#but she’s also HER fathers child so i don’t wanna hear it 🙄#by that it’s ‘u gotta make it really reasonable if u want anything w my money’#i’m literally going to try to scam an electric drill or just use & return to make a fucking big room divider to THE HEIGHT I NEED bc it need#to be literally like 150cm even to go w the height of the tv bc that’s mounted & it came w the place so i can’t move it & also it doesn’t#even work ALSKALSKALKSLKSLA HATE KY LANDLORD !!!!! i mean love em they don’t do anything it’s full shithead hours 24/7 here & i love that#but GIRL ….#DID YALL RLY HVE TO PAINT OVER THE BITCHES HAIR ?#WOULD A BROOM HAVE KILLED YALL ? anyway ALSO IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A CABLE#& U HAVE TO HAVE A TV LICENSE HERE FOR THE FUCKING TV 😭😭😭😭#like ALSKALKSLAKSLSLKSLAK literally … decoration#that’s ugly as fuck and annoying as shit like why is it THERRREEEEEEEE#i’m having my mother bring an amazon fire stick when i meet in north carolina like next week so i can maybe hopefully use it somehow like#just as a SPEAKER EVEN#that would be GREAT bc i’m not paying for cable i don’t even watch netflix as is#like let me get this podcast on the tele ‼️‼️‼️#determined to get dishes done today#running low on weed BUT that 1 drug dealer w cancer & w/o a bladder im talking to he’s so fucking hot hopefully he actually has a connect#for me to get smack ALSKALKSLKSLKSLKSLKALAK
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new phone: acquired
miles walked: 6
#i feel like i've been hit by a truck lmao#also i didnt get to transfer anything from my old phone yet. i have to do something with an hdmi cable and mirroring to a monitor#but well. guess who bought the wrong port hub at the store and has to go back tomorrow#AND IT COST $40? KILL ME#i found a cheaper one on amazon lol but i'll have to return this one. at least getting the wrong one actually saved me money in the end#anyway we had a great time! and i only got there an hour or two after them. which was still well before 70% of the rest of the group#and honestly was more than enough
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