#not actually dw

[wingsdippedingold]

If I lived in The NC (or Prythian in general) I think I’d actually have to kms

Could you imagine being in a world where you can literally smell people’s arousal and constantly being around the horniest people ever??

Imagine walking down the street and getting hit with a wave of musk and sex because that’s the place the HLs decided to have their latest romp 🫡🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

NESSIAN DID IT

ON

THE FUCKING

DINNER TABLE

WE EAT THERE

AND NOT THAT KIND OF EATING

AND THERE IS SO MUCH EXHIBITIONISM

Is their febreeze for arousal? pound town-pourri?

I couldn’t even buy bread without being bombarded with the smell of coochie 🧍‍♀️

[percyweasleyapologist]

Rant

i'm actually sobbing right now.

I just woke up so late and i haven't had breakfast and i have to go downstairs and eat lunch with my nana in 10 minutes and i don't have the patience for that today. Like, i love her but we do it every single sunday and im always the only one actually fucking talking to her, and she has Alzheimer's so it just makes it a lot more difficult.

And, i got nothing fucking done yesterday and i'm so stressed because i have a boat load of work- at least 11 hours straight today. So since i woke up late i just have to go straight into that and i just hate doing that.

It's my own fault because i went to bed late last night but i set an alarm for 9 and it just didn't go off?? So now it's 12:30 and im sobbing on the floor of my bathroom while trying to get ready😋

wait i did just remember i got up at 9 for about 15 minutes and i think i accidentally fell asleep-

[quackityposting]

marianas on the server (real)

[northernfireart]

read the whole story> here by @clarionglass :)

[acidstrike]

parents got a new control pad for our ac and idk how to use it so i’m just overheating and overstimulated and my neighbors are mowing their lawn for the fifteenth time today and i’m going to kill someone

[paintedcrows]

In my heart, Ford once went to an ice dimension and got Really Good at ice skating, and now he's absolutely insufferable about it.

[starslasher]

he was the only one that wasnt too busy to babysit

[astro-cattus]

Cerberus Pebble

inspo

no text version and speedpaint :^] (sound warning)

[the-meme-monarch]

thought ‘what if the vintage skins were more in line with actual 1930’s cartoons design sensibilities’ and promptly went mental. plus a bonus two-tone dandy ! since he’s not playable and all

so some things i learned as i was doing this:

-solo cups were not invented until the 70s, so scraps has a tin can as part of her tail instead

-hoodies WERE invented in the 30s but were generally worn by warehouse workers bc of the cold. they didn’t get worn by the general public until the 70s, so toodles and cosmo are Not wearing them

-leg warmers were invented in the 40s but also didn’t get popular until the 70s so glisten’s legs get to be naked. sad !

-GASHAPONS WEREN’T INVENTED UNTIL THE 60s. GIGI SHOULDN’T EVEN EXIST HERE. BUT I DIDN’T FIND THAT OUT UNTIL I WAS DONE DRAWING ALL THIS. OOPS !!!

other than that it was just a lot of ‘put gloves and/or shoes and/or pants on them. sometimes noses’

under the cut is All of them together and then also the sketch :]

[queercoded-disney-villain]

Ok if Agnes comes back I will set fire to my house /pos

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[rystiel]

i’m sensing a trend

[minorheroics]

anyways, happy pride month to THEM

[finifugue]

Imagine being Jack Harkness, seeing the Doctor flirt and fall in love with a brown-haired, blue-eyed, cocky, sardonic american man from the future in period dress only in it for the money with a cool ship and a tragic backstory who risks his life to save his blonde female friend and gets left behind to die and being like. dude.

[prlssprfctn]

To this day, I think the crack-au with Jason joining Bruce Wayne alike competition for fun and accidentally winning, and this becoming a reason why the whole Batfamily finds out that Jason is alive in the first place, is the funniest version of a fix-it scenario.

[claraoswalds]

And standing on high is the mother and father and other of them all. For the god of all gods has returned. And his names are many. His name has been Set. And Seth. And Sithifer. And his one true name forevermore is... Sutekh.