#not a thruple

[booksonlyburninhell]

Does anyone else ever like, adopted irl couples? Not in like a these are my parents way but in a you so much as touch my precious other two wheels I will rip you limb from limb only so long as one of them doesn't get to you first kind of way

[girlokwhatever]

okay guys this is the start of my “big baller” series where two “enemies” (paige and nika) are both in love with their roommate (reader). it’s something different that i’ve been wanting to try so lmk if you like it! it’s not every plot driven and will mostly consist of headcannons, blurbs, ideas, text messages, or social media posts. if you have any thoughts, my inbox is always open!! please enjoy!

— BIG BALLER FLUFF HCS

— paige is the chaotic, energetic one. nika is the calm and relaxed, more levelheaded one. it’s like the best of both worlds! that’s what you tell them anyway.

— when you moved in they were both beyond infatuated with you…. immediately competing for your attention and praise. they already argued a lot before but now it’s even worse, constantly getting on each other’s nerve because they’re both trying to surpass the other.

— once your situation with them starts to change and develop into something more, you really start to notice how different they are from one another. nika is the type to take you out to really fancy dinners at one of those places where they have inedible garnish or something. she’ll pay for the whole thing and even buy you an outfit beforehand to wear. she does it at least twice a month. paige though, she likes to do fun, activity-based stuff that always leaves you exhausted when it’s over. she likes going to the club or a party with you just so you can dance and grind on her. she also likes to go to the park with you, finding a stray basketball and trying to teach you how to play. that’s her way of bonding with you.

— they make you mediate for all of their disagreements. every. single. one. in the end you’re really just trying to get them to be friendly with each other.

— ALWAYS fighting about who gets to sit next to you on the bus, a car, a plane, literally anywhere. they also always fight over whose jersey you’re going to wear for each game. you told them you’ll just take turns and alternate but they still argue about it. paige always insists you wear hers because “it just looks better on you babe,” but nika’s not having it. after each game they’re both racing to get to you so they can get the first hug.

— nika will buy you something nice or give you a sweet little gift like flowers or something and paige will literally regift them to someone else before you can see. when nika asks if you saw them you look at her so confused and paige just giggles silently from the couch like a little menace.

— if you and paige are doing something sweet together without nika…. oh my gosh. paige will literally take pictures of everything and send them to nika just to make her jealous. and it works every time.

— nika will laugh super loudly anytime you’re together in her room or yours just so paige can hear you across the hall. one time paige came bursting into your room asking “what’s so funny huh?” and you’re just glancing between them because you know what’s going on. it makes nika mad when you invite paige in to join you and she gets super snarky LOL.

— at the end of the day, you trying giving them both equal attention because you know if you don’t, you’ll never hear the end of it. somehow you make it work and stop them from ripping each other’s heads off. (you take pictures of them high-fiving or getting along on the court and show them later but they deny it, usually just saying they tried to slap each other but missed or something stupid like that).

[worldwithoutmiracles]

My Two Dads: Eagle Trio Sees Parenting Success in Illinois

This parenting team - consisting of two males and a female - has successfully raised broods together for years. The two males even lost their original female partner and found another. Full article here.

[catcomixzstudios]

I can barely begin to express how much the course of my life has been altered because of a 40 minute highlight video done by @jelloapocalypse and friends riffing over a 20 year old sky pirate game.

I made an off-handed comment after watching it together with two of my longtime friends, about how much I wish I had what Vyrsa had, and one of those friends STRAIGHT-UP TELLS ME that her and her wife have been crushing on me for a while.

The feeling was mutual, though I'd been of course hesitant to even hint at it.

Anyway now a few months later, we're a thruple, and we decided to honor the genesis of our relationship by cosplaying as the trio that made it a reality for my 30th birthday!

PinkCatNinja, me (CatComixzStudios), and ArtieStokes as Aika, Vyce Vyrsa, and Fina respectively, from SKIES OF ARCADIA!

And as a bonus, a comment I left on the video before my egg would crack completely (was still IDing as genderfluid at the time)

[mayasaura]

What a beautiful cruel perfect idea Dulcinea had, wanting her face to be sculpted postmortem to match Camilla's drawing of her. Even if they made it to her funeral, those zealots of truth would never know what she looked like. She never wanted them to. This is the truth, would say her corpse: who I was to you is more real than the configuration of cartilage and bone. Who I am is the person you saw in me.

[bumblerhizal-art]

tell me this wasn’t basically zevran’s recruitment

[newblvotg]

[scribeofmorpheus]

I know it probably won't work out this way, but I'd kill for this to be the Rook/Lucanis/Spite dynamic

[seafoamsol]

Teamwork (extensive arguing about who gets to be the stepping stool) makes the dream work (kissing our giant ufo bf)

A thank you gift for @/soundwavereporting that I made a little while ago//

[i-dont-even-know-anymore976]

I need a monster truck accident in S8

Specifically, I need Buck to mention that Tommy is taking him to a monster truck show and for no one to think much of it apart from them going on another date.

Only for it to cut to said date and Eddie is also there (because they're both his friends, and he's going through a tough time, and they're worried about him, and it's a good way to get him out of his echoingly empty house) and it is not immediately clear whether this is still a date or not.

But then something goes wrong. 9-1-1 gets called. Hen and Chimney are working while the others aren't for some reason??? (gerard fucking with them??? idc they're just working while the others arent, maybe bobby is too??? idk)

Anyway, it cuts to Chim and Hen walking into the accident only to find it already being perfectly managed by Buck, Tommy, and Eddie. There's triage going, fire's being put out, everything is under control - and they're watching this all in slo-mo.

This strange, apparently three-way, date they've walked in on and it just cuts back to Hen repeatedly hitting Chim's arm as is in to say "Look!!!!! They've found their equally weird third!!!"

[adorkastock]

An outtake

even when we don't get the shot quite the way we want, even when we lose part of a leg, it's still useful!

[coldemergency]

Harry: I want two boyfriends *grabs Draco and Tom*

Harry: And I want the boyfriends to be boyfriends

Harry: *smooshes Draco and Tom together to make them kiss like Barbie dolls*

Harry: And I want to be their boyfriend

Harry: *forces Draco and Tom to hug him*

Harry: And I want my boyfriends to take me on little boyfriend dates where we’re all boyfriends!

[winterspiderpurrs]

Prompt/idea for a fic

Peter, with his press photographer badge.

Maybe he accidentally shows it while trying to get into a club when trying to get his ID out. Bouncer sees it and lets him in no worries. Peter would have thought it was weird.

And then he tries it again on purpose. And once again, he gets let in, even though it's a different club. It gets to be a habit. He starts writing reviews in a tiny little column about the latest clubs for the paper. Creates a website to track his review and how he rates. Vlogs. Streams. Goes live at events.

He gets popular fast, so much so clubs are now PAYING him to show up and give an honest review. Doesn't matter what type of club, either. Some people even pay Peter to let them join him on his adventures in the clubs.

He wasn't expecting the Winter Soldier and the Faclon, aka new Captain America, to show up at his studio apartment. They needed an in for an exclusive club, and he was their ticket it.

And Peter was worried he was found out as Spiderman again....

[cakesmelons]

Sometimes I wonder how I befriended a cool person like you, when suddenly I remember....

Obviously to start off the years frozen au doodles that'll happen every second year I mean uh- we bring back the classic cream riding epic joke(even if just for a second)

[corvidaequeer]

[fridleycent]

I'm nearing the end of Words of Radiance, and am being Very Normal™ about *everything*