#not a snippet

[mechanicalpiper]

Hi just wanted to say I just read snippet #10 and as an actual scientist I am GAGGED I loved it so much omfg😭

MY TARGET AUDIENCE HAS BEEN ACHEIVED!!!

I'm not necessarily a Scientist but a MASSIVE technology autist in general (I've made a really, Really slow 8-bit CPU from scratch on a virtual circuit board, making every component from just nor gates 👍) so that big ol interest really bleeds over into ADORING both the "Absolute genius but physically unimposing at best" and "kidnapping for the sake of utilizing the victim's unique talents/abilities/intelligence/etc" type tropes,,,, and a hyperfixation on bondage/general restraints/those kinda power dynamics takes the #2 spot for "biggest interests" so it just compounds more FHJSHDSJHDA

I haven't written heroes and villains setting stuff for a while but,,, perhaps I should,,, I've focused on other things for a While Now I feel like I've kinda worked through the burnout,,,

on that note, anyone feel free to drop requests so I can get a bit more Motivation to write more :3

[neon-kazoo]

[smashed thru your door] "GOOD DAY random civilian! Do I have a product for YOU which is TOTALLY not a non-biodegradable glitter bomb!!!" [I say as I hand you a box and my voice fades further and further away]

🎁

[the box explodes in your hand leaving a glittery mess as biodegradable glitter falls all over your room. what is left in your hand is a small hand written note]

You nor your nemesis have taken a vacation all year. And would you look at that? You have a buy 1 get 1 free deal on holiday travel to COUNTRY. And your nemesis just offered to build you a custom gadget in return for that extra ticket/seat??? What do you do? 

It’s a good thing I love glitter! Because my vacuum is definitely not picking that up. Look on the bright side, maybe now my door will be replaced with one I can actually open.

A custom gadget, in exchange for a free ticket to…Tuvalu??? Do they even know where that is? Well, if they want to tag along while I travel to a tiny island deeply affected by climate change, who am I to refuse to oblige them?

A free gadget is a free gadget, after all. Not to mention it’s from a master mechanic.

[backstage-if]

Just... something I wrote earlier because everyone is gonna be robbed of ✨️ Them ✨️ in the current timeline.

"Come on, Neil. Don't be dense. You know what I mean."

"Ameera," he says, looking at you again. "You pop into my apartment at 8 P.M. Umprompted. On a friday, of all days. Have you considered that I really don't know what you're talking about right now?"

You're thinking about leaving. That's it.

"I'm leaving," you say instead, more certain that you thought to be. "Yeah, I'm gonna say bye-bye to everyone. Something much better came up."

"You can't be serious," then, a second later. "Shit. You are."

[cashmere-caveman]

today it rained for the first time in ages and ive got my window tilted to let in the cool air and i just heard a woman's voice say "hey i found another puddle!" followed by a little child's happy shriek followed by a big splash sound i absolutely love being alive i hope that kid has so much fun bc i am already thriving just listening to it all

[eggwishing]

I ONCE TRIED TO WASH THAT SCUFFED OLD THING WHILE HE WAS TAKING ONE OF HIS NAPS, BUT WHEN I TOOK IT OFF HE WAS WEARING ANOTHER IDENTICAL ONE UNDERNEATH! AND ANOTHER! I GOT THROUGH TEN MORE LAYERS OF THE SAME THING BEFORE HE WOKE UP. I WAS SO FRUSTRATED! WHERE DID HE EVEN GET THOSE FROM? THEY ALL EVEN HAD THE SAME STAINS!!

[eldritch-ace]

I love this trend and I’ve been seeing some regional Mikus, so take a New Mexican birthday girl in honor of Zozobra and hatch chile season. 🌵🫔⛰️

[a11eya]

“hey. look at me.”

“no,” you say, looking away, hating yourself for being petty and insecure.

bakugou reaches over and cups your chin with his hand, using his fingers to gently squeeze your cheeks so your lips puff out.

“stoooop,” you say, trying to wriggle out of his grip, annoyed. he leans forward and kisses you.

you try to resist for all of two seconds before giving in, softening against him as he rubs a hand up and down your back. if you were a cat, you’d purr.

“jealous, huh?” he says, leaning back to give you a satisfied little smile.

[hermanthesturgeon]

There is absolutely a game where Neil gets slammed into the wall and it dislocates his shoulder, except that the force at which he then hits the court floor is so much that he cleanly gets it popped back in and then he's up like a shot as if nothing happened and all the foxes are just :O and Neil is like :|

And Andrew is in goal just pointing to the court doors with his racket just >:| and Neil slinks out to let Abby look at his shoulder.

[biscuitdragonwithastick]

CW: Aphrodisiacs, Dubcon, Cervix Penetration

Imagine dating a monster whose saliva acts a potent aphrodisiac. Cumming endlessly on their thick tongue as it rams your cunt and twists within your womb. The flood of slick pouring out of your cunt mixing deliciously with their saliva.

They can’t fit their cock inside you but they’ll be damned if they don’t stuff your womb.

The worse is the aftermath. Their aphrodisiac saliva now covers your cunt inside and out. Creating an itch of throbbing arousal that can’t be abated. Your monster boyfriend watches amusedly as you spend the rest of the day trying to be productive. Catching you rutting against pillows and table corner.

You beg for their tongue once more and it smiles. You will be stuck in this lewd cycle for as long as you’re addicted to its tongue. 

[tragedykery]

I ❤️ self-loathing characters, characters who struggle with monstrosity (either fearing or embracing it), characters who are so lonely, who have a gaping hole in their chest, who bottle up & repress their feelings, who claw their way up & have ambitions, who fall down & lose everything, who search for identity & purpose yet can’t see themselves outside of what others want from or expect of them, who are hurt & hurt others, who long & grieve, who lie & pretend. characters who are messy & flawed & human

[mechanicalpiper]

best type of queer representation in a story is when it's just normal. There's no terms brought up or explanations of what it is it's just like when a girl character mentions that another girl is cute while blushing the person they're talking to isn't like "but you're both girlgs omg I didn't know you were lesbian whoa love is love" they're like "lol someone has a crush" y'know

think like undyne and alphys in undertale they're Unbelievably gay but nobody ever brings up that it's two girls or reacts any differently to it because it's two girls or has to explain that they're lesbian they just have their absolute mess of relationship drama like anyone else would yesyesyes more inclusivity like that please

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie got to join me on an important business call today

[shycorvid]

I am not immune to magical animal transformation fics. Also, my cat!Danny agenda. So, like, Damian finding a magically transformed Danny, mistaking him for a regular cat, then sneaking him into the manor obviously tickles my fancy. But also, Cat!Danny winning Alfred over by being a complete narc every time one of the bats try to do something stupid while injured is just... *chef's kiss*

Bruce- *trying to sneak down to the batcave while injured* Danny- *looking for mischief, sees injured Bruce swaying in hallway* Mrow? Bruce- Shh. Danny- *slightly louder* Mrep?! Bruce- I will give you all the tuna in the world if you- Danny- *air raid level yowling*

[reguluskeys]

Regulus writing James love letters, only signing them with a star at the end, because he doesn’t know how to properly express his emotions and is terrified of rejection from the embodiment of the sun.

James trying to figure out who wrote the letters and slowly becoming friends with regulus, and overtime hoping he’s the one sending the notes.

Regulus slipping up and accidentally quoting himself, making James realize his wish came true.

[charliexspring]

...feels like I'm falling in love for the first time.