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Star Stable just released the DEAL they said they probably wouldn't do again last year.
If you DON'T have Pay Once Star Rider THIS IS THE TIME TO GET IT!!
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I'm laid up for several days and found this website, Jigidi, where you can make online jigsaw puzzles from images you upload. Really cool.
#jigidi#online#jigsaw puzzles#free#not a shill#just bored#the disembodied#the alligator people#edit: 4 hours 30 minutes 6 seconds for the 520 piece version
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Fuck windows. Did you know a fresh windows 11 automatically installs mcafee, which is as bad as the malware it pretends to fight? Here's how to skip that
Danger
#not a shill#i just had to completely reinstall windows 11 on my new laptop to get rid of mcafee#did you also know#that microsoft edge is *constantly* running in the background?#its so microsoft can pretend that microsoft edge is faster than other browsers#id switch to linux permanently but im a bit leery of the technological knowledge necessary to get the full experience out of it#windows sucks but at least its familliar#and i refuse to own an apple device as long as i live#i tried using my boyfriend's work macbook just for the hell of it#and it was the worst experience ive ever had with a computer#i imagine macbooks were designed by aliens who are unaware of how actual humans interact with a computer#what was i saying again?#right#fuck windows#windows (derogatory)
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white night
#artists on tumblr#just girly things#the feminine urge to hunt#don't worry about it#i'm once again on a quest to find more d&d games#i love my pf2 group but i need to play more often#it's rough out here in the trenches#trying to find a group that's not mansplainer dudebros#or A*I shills
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there's an imposter among us
#my art#mlp#queen chrysalis#my little pony#not to be a shill but : available as a sticker on my website :3
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Happy Over the Garden Wall season!! if you want this design on things, check out my teepublic
#starryseasart#over the garden wall#otgw#otgw fanart#over the garden wall fanart#art#illustration#artists on tumblr#small artist#digital artist#procreate#digital artwork#digital illustration#I made this art as an invite for my personal annual OTGW watchparty :3#very excited about it and realized it would also work really well as a shirt stickers etc!#I hate to shill on my art but also a guy and his cat have got to eat yknow
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the theme is same faces
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bonus + design notes:
sparknotes:
tridentarii: the building block was "lions" (corona's mane of hair and king vibes + ianthe's scar lionking swagger) but i think i lost that plot at some point. regardless peep the earrings for symbols of their twisted mutualism. also they have dimples <3 bc on corona they're perfect and on ianthe (when she smiles wide enough) they're sickeningly dissonant
the nonas: harrow has curls bc i think the only thing funnier than saddling a nun who's been shaving her head since infancy with fast-growing hair is for that hair to be horrible messy springy curls that are barely spared from frizz by the sheer grease #bathingisn'tsafeformern. please also applaud my restraint in adhering to canon and not giving nona dimples. she deserved them
the sixth: came to me fully formed honestly. palamedes calls camilla beautiful enough for the alexandrites so i just let my heart and sapphism take the wheel here. for pal when i first read gtn i visualized him very differently but other artists made such a compelling case for scruffy pal that now i can't see him any other way
the second: also let my heart take the wheel here. wanted to draw a man carved out of hardwood so i did <3 at the caliber of necromancer that g1d is i know he probably wouldn't have so much scarring but the heart wants what it wants (cool factor). in my head and in my heart they're from wake
naberius: i don't have anything to say in my defense. i rewatched teen beach movie, found the perfect face claim and set the wheels of fate in motion. i think babs is hot the way a ken doll is hot, y'know? it takes yanny piloting his flesh mecha for him to be gender (<- testimonial from my masc nb friend)
#the locked tomb#nona the ninth#ianthe tridentarius#coronabeth tridentarius#nona tlt#harrowhark nonagesimus#camilla hect#palamedes sextus#gideon the first#pyrrha dve#naberius tern#the whole point of this post is me wanting to see if i can make the same face express different characters distinctly. had fun#i had to do pal okay pal had to be there. i had to cleanse from drawing babs#YES IM A CURLY GIRLY which means i will give curls to anybody i can get away with. i refuse to make corona settle for measly beach waves#i coulda never been a boe soldier the amount of product i go through..... sorry i'm shilling for that house haircare#i was going to do gideon-in-harrow and pal-in-babs too but i couldn't stand to see babs's face contorting into pal's smile so i stopped#i might still do it but not now#doodles#mine
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Sisyphus ultrakill is easily the hottest man in the game, we know he's intelligent and resourceful (planned the uprising against heaven), charming and charismatic (his troops struggled to fight when he was killed), he figuratively (the man) and literally (prime) lights up a room, also he's a bear
#normally i shill for gabriel but this must be said. the people must know#ultrakill#oh this is absolutely getting maintagged#shai speaks
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i was extremely sleep deprived yesterday when i discovered the dragon survival mod which was LIFE CHANGING when you're on three hours of sleep so of course i made a whole custom forest dragon texture in one day about it. and. just for fun, some concept art i made for it:
#aka i was too tired to trust myself to speak coherently with clients or make commission work up to my standards. but i need to be productive#or ill die#my art#minecraft#mineblr#dragon#dragonsona#of sorts#forest dragon#earth dragon#lush cave#mods in the video tht are noticable btw: complimentary reimagined shaders. alex's mobs. ambient sounds 5. mizuno 16 craft resource pack.#and a really cool seed i found online :]#video#NOT my model but im going to tag it as#my model#since it's 3D work!! actual model made by blackaures who made the mod and also some SICK ass dragon art#also. patreon gets to see the other 3 pages of concept art i made for this later today! :] wink wink nudge. coughs#sorry i need to shill#um. anyways#no name for this dragon yet. i do know it steals livestock from too-small village/illager pens#to give them enriched lives in its expansive cave farm#i'd like to come back to this eventually and touch up the wing design since the glowing spots didnt really shake out
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the first time you give in and let shanks into your bed—after months and months of very persistent dashing grins and cloying sweet-talk—you don’t realize until he has you pressed against your bedroom door, with his singular hand tucked beneath your skirts to grasp the back of your knee and hook your leg around him, that the vest you’ve chosen today is held together by a row of small buttons at the front.
it’s an issue it seems he’s only just realized too, as he pulls away from your lips and stares down at your bust.
“buttons,” he says with a pout, thumb tapping pensively against the side of your knee. “is this a test?”
“an accident,” you laugh. “i’ll help—“
“no.” shanks nips at your finger playfully before you can touch your neckline. “not proper to make a lady undress herself.”
it shouldn’t be a surprise, you suppose, but he’s more skilled than you anticipate. with teeth and tongue he manages to undo three before the steady unveiling of your cleavage distracts him. letting go of your leg, he reaches up to work at the fourth even as his tongue runs hot over the newly exposed skin of your chest.
then you feel him pause. he blinks; his eyes are dark and stormy, so deep red they might as well be black. though you often find it difficult to parse out what he’s thinking, it hardly takes a genius to gauge the way that big hand catches hold of the side of your vest, teeth grazing the other; preparing to forego any more delay and simply tear the damn thing apart.
“pop them,” you sigh out, somehow unwilling to speak more than a murmur, “rip it off. i won’t stop you. but—“
you pause just as shanks does the same, eyes darting up to meet yours over the heaving swell of your chest and fingers freezing where he’s gripped the fabric of your bodice.
“you won’t do much more than touching tonight,” you finish.
those eyes sharpen. a thrill goes through you, as his fingers flex for half a moment—and then he’s surging up to kiss you again, hard and heavy and biting, drawing a heady giggle from your tongue. his arm slips around your thighs, tightening to lift you from the solid wood you’ve been pressed against before he turns to take a scant few strides and deposit you onto your bed, not once parting from your lips.
only when you’ve settled does he pull back, just slightly, pressing his forehead to yours as he moves his arm to brace himself on his elbow and then giving a surprisingly chaste peck to the tip of your nose as he begins a descent.
he lingers at the edge of your neckline, sucks at your skin, then kisses down your stomach over the fabric that still covers you; his hand is eager but gentle as it slides beneath the hem of your dress again, rough calluses brushing against your foot and ankle and calf until he’s palming your knee and pushing the fabric up over your thighs.
“well.” that look in his eye is more of a glint now, accompanied by a grin and a wink that has you rolling your eyes as shanks disappears from sight. “suppose i’ll find something we can do without taking that damn thing off, eh?”
#one piece x reader#shanks x reader#char.🌧 shanks#mine.🌧#anyway this is me shilling my ‘the way to hook shanks is with a challenge’ agenda#idk cute concept to me. he manages to get it undone eventually but that’s a button or two at a time in between eating u out LMFAOOOOOO#just keeps getting distracted#should start keeping count of how many drabbles i write that end in shanks abt to eat u out bc there r more to come im sure
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day 12: karma ♡
(femslashfeb prompt list)
#minifemslashfeb2024#ace attorney#franmaya#franziska von karma#maya fey#noooo babygirl don't have the same generational trauma as me aha ur so sexy#we're the. we're the daughters of the . the legends we don't want to inherit#'mini did you draw franz for this prompt solely because her name is von karma' don't worry about it#HONESTLY DID NOT THINK I WAS GONNA MAKE THIS ONE#had to go to the dentist today instead of drawing yuri#life is so cruel </3#but it's okay I have to shill my narrative foils agenda#back at it with the franmayas....#WHO LOVES PARALLELS#ME!! I LOVE PARALLELS!!!!#'karma' is referred to very loosely in this#but my idea personally was that they're betraying their family legacies#and THAT is karma for the way they were treated growing up#yeah I had all these thoughts at the dentist btw#thinking about yuri while two women have their hands in my mouth (professional) (normal) (not clickbait)#hope that helps
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Vbs a Christmas Carol, for reasons I can no longer explain
#I did think of tying the events to akitos experiences but I find it way funnier if the ghosts haunt him by accident#“give your loyal employee the shillings he deserves” they say to a 17yo Japanese student#...actually impressive how I convinced myself that posting this in october is a welladjusted....ok nothing about it is well adjusted#have Akito confused and tired#this could've been a artblog post...but shitpost don't belong there#my art#project sekai#prsk#vbs#vivid bad squad#akito shinonome#an shiraishi#toya aoyagi#kohane asuzawa#not taging this as the christmas carol. the christmas carol fandom doesn't need to see this
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2019 // 2023
#he did it. sadly there were no grasslands but regardless- hes official milk boy#yang jeongin#stray kids#bystay#createskz#skzedit#stray kids gifs#skz gifs#I.N#I.N stray kids#vocalracha#vocalrachasource#okay i'll stop milk posting now or else you guys are gonna think im a shill for big dairy
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HUNGARIAN GP 2024 | Post-Race Press Conference
The shoey is Danny Ric's thing. I mean, I'm going to get roped into it because I'm an Aussie, but... I dunno. I'll try and think of something new, but. No. I think that's gone and done. I know we did one at Silverstone last week, but I think we were a bit upset after the race there so we needed some cheering up.
#oscar piastri#lando norris#landoscar#*#endearing moments from this press conf: 1) lewis being a mcl shill 2) all 3 of them giggling at lewis's “mic drop” moment re: max#3) lando being clear-eyed & rational about the team orders 4) oscar going “i'm not very overemotional ur never going to see that from me”#and 5) oscar going ermmm not just mark don't forget ANN about him being helpful for his career lol
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how do you like being a barista so far?
i love it, except for closing down the store, which is a gauntlet of a million tasks that you have to do whilst dodging customer attacks, and the occasional person who will go out of their way to try to wring blood and tears out of you because their coffee didn't taste like the dream they had last night. otherwise, though, it's very rewarding and honestly pretty fun. i actually feel like i'm doing something worthwhile, which is huge in a customer service job.
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I am going to make this a separate post, since the other one got so long.
So, like I mentioned there, I sent my grandma's granny squares off to my Loose Ends "finisher" with the intent of giving my mother the blanket when it was complete. I had NO thoughts in my head at all for saving something for myself.
When I received the box in August with the completed blanket, it had two additional things in it. It had a letter and a bag. The bag had two and a half skeins of left over yarn (please peep the picture of all they yarn I sent this lady, I was SO surprised she was able to use so much of it!) my grandmother's crochet hook, and a single granny square. In the letter, my finisher, Katherine, wrote that she set aside one of the original squares my grandma made--she specifically said the one she guessed may have been one of the first--in order to put it in a central place in the finished blanket. But then she forgot about it when she went to put the blank together, so now there was one left over. She said she sent it along with the blanket, hoping it would still find a home.
So, like I said in my last post, I gathered up the blanket and brought it to my mom....but I kept that lone granny square for myself. I immediately knew what I wanted to do with it:
I bought this little shadow box on Amazon, pinned in the granny square, and added my grandma's hook. I plan on hanging it in my little crafting zone in my apartment ❤️
Just another reason why the Loose Ends Project has my heart in a chokehold. There was so much thought and kindness that went into what Katherine did--for both me and my mom.
#joy knits#text#loose ends#the loose ends project#knit#knitting#knitblr#craft#crafting#craftblr#yarn#yarnblr#crochet#crocheting#crochetblr#diy#granny square#i cant not shill for them now#i just wish i was good/consistent enough to volunteer?
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