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[archer12xx]

Let's Play "This Chocolate is Called...?"

Tobias is sitting on the sofa watching a rerun of some show he appeared in when you approached him. You quietly sat beside him and slowly, with your right hand, you showed him a piece of chocolate... "This chocolate is called...?" you asked. He stared at the chocolate for a few seconds before turning to you and showering you with kisses. You giggle as you try to say, "Correct."

He stopped for a second to take the chocolate from you. He peeled it, popped it into his mouth, and got back to business.😘💋💋💋

[tahthetrickster]

man even tumblr ads suck ass now

[somewhereincairparavel]

“jason is so cold and inconsiderate” his natural instinct when he found out nico was staying at camp was to hug him tightly but he restrained himself because nico mentioned to jason ONCE that he doesn't like being touched. consent KING

[dream-girls-dream-girl]

instead of bitching why don’t we all just be thankful ao3 doesn’t have ads xxx

[xxplastic-cubexx]

you open my Super Important Documents and its just pictures of charles xavier

[q-uzi]

duck eat duck world

also the two. them. the two. i guess

[sleepsucks]

[cometblaster2070]

glinda upland woman after my own heart.

HATE that they cut this scene out I love this sm like every detail about this scene but specifically THIS.

LIKE LOOK AT HER. THERE IS NOTHING BUT DISDAIN AND COLDNESS IN HER EYES. SHE HAS NEVER LOOKED AT ANYONE LIKE THAT BEFORE THROUGHOUT THE FILM. THAT IS THE LOOK OF SOMEONE GOING "you were horrible to the most important person in my life and I'm going to rip your throat out the second she turns her back".

she even got pfannee and shenshen to take elphaba away and distract her with whatever the fuck it is they're doing so that she can give governor thropp the WORST death glare anyone in oz might've ever seen.

if i was him i'd PRAY.

[essektheylyss]

here's the thing about Ludinus Da'leth: if I was bombarded by shitty holographic televangelists at random on a daily basis on my way to the fucking grocery store, no matter what they were trying to sell me, I'd start biting.

[woundworship]

sock :]

[liberaljane]

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[ratuszarsenal]

very funny to me that every polish person who watched 1670 on here is writing posts begging non-polish people to watch it. including me.

[hymen-restoration-project]

Theodore dickshelf here with the news.

IKEA is suing me for brand defamation after last episode. Unfortunately my "depiction of their shelf" is not in fact "defamation" because I have a micropenis, and therefore am promoting their product.

Because it makes my dick look really small in comparison to it.

It's an intentional quasi-emasculation of the self to display one's micro dick before a vast audience of Antiques Roadshow viewers. Well I'm here to tell you.

That ain't it! We Jelq 4 Freedom here at The Head Shop.

visit TheHeadShop forward slash BIG KRATOM DOLLAR

[cobra-creampuff]

the fact that they made it illegal to make ads louder than programs on tv in 2010 but haven't updated it to apply the same regulation to streaming. who do i have to call.

[fleetwoodsnakk]

the liandrin sedai to nancy birch pipeline should be scientifically studied. thank you kate fleetwood for your contributions to lesbianism.

[ribbononline]

frye fits i might as well share since i doubt ill do anything w em