#not a naruto post

[gojosneck]

Every time I see any GoT edits, especially the ones with Daenerys, I always think about how the writers of the series got everything wrong about her character. I swear to God these mfers don't even know how to write a female character and how they reduced her to a h*micidal m*niac when in fact she's not like that. They literally have no idea about her entire story

[spielzeugkaiser]

Being on the nostalgia train this week really helped stretching my artistic legs again. So here, have some old things and some new! For now I'm done with this.

[orochiposting]

“I can fix him dw” [drill sounds] {screaming} [chainsaw revving]

[cloudabserk]

the sexism in naruto is actually so crazy and all encompassing. every female character is defined by her relationship to men. the majority are boy-crazy. and it’s constantly remarked upon how weak they are when compared to their male teammates.

not only that but the main male characters actively dislike the women they’ve been paired off with. shikamaru is into temari but his infinite dream is not having to marry her. sai ends up with ino despite finding her ugly. naruto thinks hinata is weird and boring. sasuke’s dislike of sakura is infamous.

adult men’s interest in women is seen as comical and alien. (reactions to the sexy jutsu, jiraiya harassing women). almost all of the adult men are perpetual bachelors or sex perverts (and those who aren’t are stand ins for “mom and dad”).

when boys actually do like girls, it’s to show goofy immaturity and innocence (naruto’s crush on sakura that he grows out of as he reaches maturity, lee’s crush which is dropped entirely, obitos crush on rin which lasts into adulthood just to show he isn’t entirely separate from the boy he once was)

the whole ninja society likes to imagine it is a mostly gender blind world where women can thrive but this is SO obviously untrue. women are almost always healers and support. women make up less than 1/3 of the ninjas even at genin level. girls are almost all desperate to become wives and earn the attention of boys who don’t even like them!

mikoto uchiha was a jonin and presumably directly descended from the uchiha line (based on characters commenting that she/sasuke look just like izuna uchiha), but we only ever see her retired and raising her sons while her husband gets to be clan leader. (why?? if he married into the main family and she is an extremely capable ninja??)

similarly kushina uzumaki is borderline royalty and a jinchuriki, but her husband is hokage. once again the mother carries on the burden of power (for her sons to inherit) but the father has the title and status.

even the backstory of ninja enforces this. kaguya literally ate the forbidden fruit, giving the gift of chakra to all of humanity but also dooming them to fight for eternity. literally womens original sin …

anyway it’s not that all this sexist shit is in the story. it’s that kishimoto seemingly has no idea it’s there and believes the women he writes have epic girl power. how do you even do this by accident. why does every boy hate their wife. why did kaguya commit the original sin ! the girl characters want so badly to be with a boy but they don’t even care that the boy doesn’t like them back!! sakura and hinata are in loveless marriages of obligation and THEY DONT EVEN CARE??? they’re into it??? does kishimoto think men are universally forced to marry women they don’t like? does he blame women for this?WHY IS THE ORIGINAL SIN DRIVING THE BUS ALL THE SUDDEN?

[equill]

Job promotion (now what?)

Comic 1: Interrogation

Caught him lurking in the background (he was being suspicious in their defense)

Comic 2: Everywhere you go.

[kumeramen]

Obito and his team at some point on their mission—

[kokonutcat]

Happy birthday Sasuke, you’ll always be awesome 💜 here are some of my favourite Sasuke arts by Kishimoto

[wasyago]

welp, didn't manage to get everything out before season 10 started, but i gotta post it one way or another so here we go! heard there was a fandom swap game going on, wanted to do a couple promts of my own :D

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[millientea]

If anyone has fics of post-war Sasuke in the hospital pls tell meh <3

[dapper-lil-arts]

Don't worry guys

[skykashi]

Naruto's handmade Kakashi doll collection😁

[yuujiology]

i like big cocks as much as the next guy but small dick men (hngggg)

its size is long as your pinky finger. youre able to jerk it with two fingers and fit it pleasantly in your mouth like a lollipop.

(imagine if he has pubic hair— its so euphoric finding it in the tufts of hair.)

hed be so embarrassed about it, writhing in bed, trying to hide his flushed face in his hands as you watch it twitch under your scrutinizing gaze, minuscule beads of cum forming at the blunt tip. its crazy, its like all his size went to his body. hes so burly and his cocklet is so weeny.

(the first time you guys had sex and youre doing foreplay, you wonder if hes really enjoying it considering he doesnt look hard then you pull down his pants and its like, ‘oh.’)

itd be so cute watching it get hard as it peeks from the foreskin, only growing a couple more centimetres. it’d probably be crazy sensitive too, hes leaking from the slightest brushes…

hed probably be very insecure about it, but fucking him stupid till he cant think of anything else is the best remedy!

yuuji itadori, satoru gojo, choso, arataki itto, katsuki bakugo, keigo takami, naruto uzumaki, eren jaeger, your favs!

[cloudabserk]

evil older brother.jpg

[jvnart]

Pt. 1 of 2

Pt 2

Transcript under cut

Pakkun: what's the situation, boss

Kks: well-

Bisuke: HEY, GAIS HERE

Ninken, greeting gai!

Gai: (laughing) Hi, boys!

Pakkun: you should have seen this coming, kid

Kks: yeah yeah

Gai laughing

Pakkun: Hey, gai