#not a magic wand

[icarus-suraki]

DID YOU KNOW...

Damien Hirst created a statue of Saint Bartholomew in 2006 titled "Exquisite Pain"? And it's some Hellraiser Cenobite Clive Barker Cronenberg shit:

I mean, yeah, Saint Bart is often depicted carrying his skin around but zoowee mama. Please observe the intact ear on his removed skin. And they peeled his dimpus like a lil banana. I'm not sure why he's holding a magic wand but that's not the part I want to talk about. I wanna talk about the back of this statue:

They peeled his ass like a grape.

(It is so hard to find a picture of the backside peeled-orange-ass of this statue, let alone one without a watermark.)

And, yeah, that's his bellybutton and peepee skin hanging off his hide there. Delicate work.

Anyway, Damien Hirst wishes he were Francis Bacon but he isn't lmao.

[atompalace-official]

[bethanythebogwitch]

This is my magic wand

(The gar was released after being measured)

[l0verseyes]

✨🌔 In the name of Selene, i shall punish you! 🌖✨

[hogwartscastle]

Raise your wand for the one and only Dame Maggie Smith /*

[crazedsmiles]

Chappell Roan moment

I love her music

[deermouth]

transparent little guy trying not to have a panic attack, for all your transparent-little-guy-trying-not-to-have-a-panic-attack needs (??)

[astra-ravana]

Wand Woods

Be sure to consider the magickal properties of the wood when crafting or choosing a wand. 🪄

Alder: Weather magick, necromancy, courage and passion

Almond: Wisdom, prosperity, love magick, healing

Ash: Protection, healing, prosperity

Birch: Intuition, creativity, love, healing, and protection

Cherry: Love, healing, new beginnings, chaos

Driftwood: Protection, energy, moon magick

Elder: Healing, protection, and banishment

Hazel: Truth, divination, wisdom, luck

Holly: Purity, sun magick, strength, protection, luck

Hawthorn: Protection, magick sacred to Fae and Dragons, baneful magick

Locust: Protection, baneful magick, power

Magnolia: Femininity, glamour magick, love, healing, relationship magick

Oak: Protection, fertility, strength, healing, luck

Pine: Healing, fertility, protection, exorcism, money

Poplar: The Crone, astral projection, divination, rebirth

Redwood: "King of Trees", strength, protection, creativity, enlightenment

Rowan: Defense, creation, travel, healing, divination

Willow: Healing, protection, spirit work

Yew: Strength, change, death, protection, immortality

[the-wolf-and-moon]

Comet Lovejoy, Magic Wand

[purplewillowchicken]

Aziraphale's heavy box part 2

So we've established Aziraphale was building a barricade to force the demons to step into the portal.

If you read the comments section of the original post we had a bit of fun speculating what was in the box.

Apologies it was@eviebane who first mentioned the sex toys.

@neil-gaiman was generous enough to offer his take on the possible contents.

So of course I had to Google 1970s sex toys and found that Hitachi changed the game with their Magic Wand.

And it follows that Aziraphale would gladly take a few boxes labelled

Then perhaps many years later, when no-one had come to collect them and he was in need of a new wand for Fell the Marvelous' magic show he opens the boxes.

[cubbihue]

A common misconception about Fairy Crowns is that it indicates the emotions a Fairy has. This is not true. A Fairy's Crown is purely an indication of their magical energy, as magic is directly connected to their health.

A crown losing its form is an indication that the flow of their magic is fluctuating, which humans often mistaken it as high emotions. Humans should be wary of Fairies with visible fluctuating magic, as it can mean that they are about to impulsively use magic in an erratic or dangerous manner.

Thankfully, crowns cannot do direct harm to others, and Fairies cannot do magic without a wand! Take their wand, and they won't do you harm!!

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[adorkastock]

magical girls ✨

[retrogamingblog2]

Animal Crossing Wands made by ChompWorks

[xephia]

[raplinenthusiasts]

💐 @cordiallyfuturedwight

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[uncharted-constellations]

Cdiverse i love u unironically