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Thinking about hrm..how do i say… opening commissions
#NOT A GUARANTEE#but i miss talking with commissioners and working with fresh ideas#also some pocket change would be nice#moss.txt
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I feel like a number of gentile leftists right now are using "it's not inherently antisemitic to critique Israel" similarly to how people who do $500 Shein hauls will go on tiktok and say "theres no ethical consumption under capitalism"
#tw antisemitism#antisemitism#jumblr#israel#yes youre right it isnt inherently antisemetic to dislike israel#but that just means its a possibility that youre not being a bigot#not a guarantee
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All three of my favorite players are on the ice 🥹
#jalen chatfield#seth jarvis#pyotr kochetkov#not a guarantee#cause they scratch chatty sometimes and koochie’s not our starter#canes lb
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Hi! Reading the post and explanation about why people think Teshin hates cephalons, I thought I would share my little headcanon that i even have evidence for: i made it up
The two cephalons in the Conclave, Vull and Apnar, were meant to be disconnected from the wave because they were glitchy.
Vull worked for Simaris in the Sanctuary, but her passion of killing creatures was not tolerated, especially after that one time, when she made the Sanctuary her personal playground.
Apnar worked for Suda, but since he refused to work together with her, and he wanted to do something more interesting than collecting data, he decided it would be fun to delete everything that he was given to analyze.
Their bosses didn't know what to do with them, and because of the damage they caused in their respective "workplaces" they were deemed unfit to be in any job that was made for cephalons.
As a last resort they asked around the Relays if anyone has any idea where they could put two destructive cephalons, and Teshin has pulled a dad and the dog, taking them in because "connections to the orokin empire" while hating the whole idea, just to then come up with a whole new training method in the Conclave that is meant to be a "situation awareness practice" and "it's absolutely ridiculous to even suggest that cephalon capture was made only to entertain the cephalons in it".
This man is just too used to having to argue with geometric shaped voices about not killing his pupils and not staging an actual kidnapping for fun to not have any reaction when another one of these lunatics decides that he has to be helped in the middle of the most important mission in his life.
(my evidence is actually just why are there glitchy cephalons in the conclave that would drive Simaris and Suda crazy if they ever met)
This is such a cute headcanon!
Made up or not, I love how this gives Teshin the "I have no emotional capacity, but am still secretly soft for this person" vibe.
This man may be traumatized, but at least he can take care of cephalons! (and his pupils, of course.)
#warframe#teshin dax#teshin my beloved#warframe cephalon#cephalon simaris#cephalon suda#cephalon vull#cephalon apnar#controversial opinion? Vull is fucking annoying I'm SORRY-#Apnar is irritating too but not as heavily#like... wtf if that little contorted light-body going to do to me you fucking checkers piece#sorry needed to get that out of my system#also might develop how I see Teshin's character via a fanfiction#NOT a guarantee#I don't want to start 79 different projects at once.#But maybe something about someone living with Teshin?#👀👀👀#Thinking about it...
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Thinking of random doodles of almost everything because I’ve just got done with three jobs and I’m looking to just draw for no reason but to draw.
Already got a few ideas in mind (OCs, both mine and others), but mainly just want to not have to make something that looks polished. Presentable, yes, but it’s not portfolio worthy.
Plus, I might need some input on things, as I’m thinking of some redesigns.
#megaman#mega man#ruby spears mega man#art#megaman ruby spears#rockman#megaman x#mega man x#confessions#any ideas?#open#not a guarantee
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not certain when or if I’ll ever open requests again
#m’just through you guys#the time just isn’t there for me and it already takes too much just trying to type shit out#I’ll probably be leaving#not a guarantee#yet#we’ll see#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x gn!reader
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what if i
what if
i just reopen the Together Forever fanfic
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idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”
#and this isn’t some like “IF A CUTE GUY HARASSES A GIRL SHED LOVE IT BUT WHEN A FAT GUY DOES IT SHED HATE IT”#I guarantee she’d hate it nontheless#just saying that the way some of y’all treat fat guys is seriously disgusting#and a lot of em end up falling down the incel and rightwing pipelines because of it#fatphobia#antimasculism#fatphobes#male fatphobia#transandrophobia#anti transmasculinity#emo moss talks
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The end result of my own reckless impulsivity
#myart#gravity falls#fiddauthor#ford pines#fiddleford#bill cipher#you have no idea how much they make me ill#just had to clean up this sketch it was driving me crazy otherwise#very loosely based on bojack reference cause duh#cannot guarantee I’ll draw much more of them but they have much potential
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Watch me possibly write a oneshot based on this
Ko-Fi Sketch Comm for @/MaKo
This one was fun (and I think I finally nailed Callum's new hair :D )
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how am i supposed to move on with my day know rebecca sugar just posted the messiest pearlrose content imaginable in the year of our lord 2024
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Anyone else think the “phantom cat shaver” might be an inside cat vigilante trying to send a message? This is already making some Brits say they’ll keep their cats indoors.
#cats#phantom cat shaver#inside cats#if they could guarantee no kitties are harmed I could maybe get on board#hope it’s not more sinister
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You cannot vote your way out of fascism.
But you can sit and allow fascists to vote you into fascism.
Which is a problem, since you cannot vote your way back out.
Fascists would love nothing more than for you to abstain from voting.
#I guarantee that fascists are lining up in droves to vote#if nothing else—cancel them out#it’s an event horizon and we’re in the hottest parts of the accretion disk#us politics#world politics
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Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
#We will fight them on the shores in the trenches etc etc etc#I know it's been said before but the people who said it were right to beat back fash for whatever else they weren't right about#Fuck these fucking little bastards who want to rule our fucking lives and destroy our communities#They've got too much power as is and right now is our moment to crush them and take it back#If you're not into Harris fine work to kick the GOP off your city council they're shitty little gremlins there too I guarantee it#(Hell if you're in LA there's two good chances to swap a shitty Dem for a good dem on the council)#But it's time to fucking break their necks and if we do it here the worldwide movement of these fuckers is gonna follow#Not because we're particularly special but because our fascists are pretty large exporters of the stuff#A loss for them is going to shred their party this unholy alliance is already fraying between the fundamentalists and the tech ghouls#Let's magnify that shit for them by making them eat it.#Don't mind me I'm just sick of these fucking ghouls and ready to make them suffer for what they've tried to do#All implied violence in this post is metaphorical ;)
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Morning routine of local TV star
#this man has never heard of a toothbrush i can basically guarantee it#the big t shirt and boxers combo has me 😳💍🫀🗡️#he definitely just smells like windex#thats so real of him#i fell for the fucking tv#hazbin hotel#hazbin art#hazbin hotel fanart#vox#hazbin vox#the vees#hazbin hotel memes#my art
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"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."
#now granted he did die of a drug overdose but you know. one can take the good lessons#anyway. point being i understand being deeply frustrated with the state of the tv and film.#but also we can admit that for every gem canceled there's like three real duds too#idk if you want something that's guaranteed to have a bunch of seasons and you know the ending for go watch shows from the 70s#the number of adults on this site who lack the emotional wherewithal to watch an ongoing narrative is. yikes.#queue
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