#not a geraskier prompt lol whoops

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I just really enjoy characters with soft pretty faces and big wet doe eyes and lustful parted lips who look so so so so so so innocent but in reality are a complete BITCH

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When the fic writer uses single quotation marks instead of the doubles cause the writer is british but your dyslexic ass can't read things right with only the single quotation marks so you're confused as hell for the entire fic

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State of Chaos

Hi folks! Been awhile since I did this (and I meant to do it yesterday, whoops.. *pretends it’s still Wednesday* 😅). 

So as usual, I’ve wound up working on a lot of random stuff instead of getting all the languishing WIPs done 😂 But I have wrapped up a few things! Also, it’s almost November and I have something I’ve picked to try doing for NaNoWriMo… It’s already making me nervous because 1,667 words a day is rather a lot AND my idea has way more plot than I usually write (still porn too though, fear not). Anyway, I have no idea how well it’s gonna go but I can at least give it a shot! So if it actually goes well, I’m unlikely to be posting as much fic for the next little while. 

Oh! There are a couple new fandoms in the mix now too. Namely, the Thrawn Ascendancy novel as well as Stargate Atlantis, thanks to an exceptionally fun rewatch with Leif and DD 😁 I’m just horribly fixated lately on John Sheppard and his should-be-illegal pants… and now Ronon is there too, I may not survive 🤤 Backstory, I adore stargate SG1 and Atlantis, grew up watching it, but this is the first time I’m watching any of it since learning about fandom sooo… I’m having fun lol

(p.s. In case anyone was wondering, my little dumbass cat successfully learned how to use her fancy feeder. It’s adorable watching her nose it open, and Unauthorized Greedy Pet is extremely put out any time he tries to go steal her food now 😆)

Assassin’s Creed 

Diletto 

Shelved for now— not abandoned, just haven’t been feeling the het smut lately.

The skills of Assassins 

I’ve gotten a bit stuck on chapter 4 of the Ezio/Mario fic for some reason, but I did make some progress on it! So that fic update is still coming, just… slowly. 

Other 

I started some Shaun/Desmond AC3 cavern sex but got stuck and haven’t finished it 🙈 Also vague outlines written out for potential sequels to both Not Here (Desmond wetting himself in the Animus) and Demands and Desires (AC3 HaythCon filth). And I have been poking at the Witcher crossover fic too! 

Posted 

Demands and Desires - HaythCon smut; contains incest and ManipulativeAsshole!Haytham. Explicit.

Ache - Drabble smut about Ezio jerkin’ it; 100 words for my 100th fic 🎉. Explicit.

Midsomer Murders 

MM x Wallace and Gromit crossover

I’ve been thinking about this one recently, I’m gonna try and get access to s14 and 15 of Midsomer and maybe start working at it again! It’s the most long-running WIP I have… Actual Story is HARD 😭🥺

Star Wars

The self-indulgent Chiss-human orgy fic 

It’s very close to being done! I’m hoping to get it finished up with Jewell before too much longer 😊😏 

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Still working on this filth fest with Rev. It’ll be done some day, we just have too much we want to put into it where is the brain-to-fic machine already dammit 😭

Other

Someday I intend to get that part 3 of the Pinned (Thranto) and the Stripped (Thrawn/Thrass) series written. I also have a plan for another Thrakif fic, too damn many plans to continue the Inappropriate Places pissfic series, and a delicious kinky little Thranto prompt still in my askbox here that I am definitely going to fill sooner or later 😏

Posted 

A Moment in Private - Thrakif smut; Cadet Thrawn getting off while fantasizing about General Ba’kif. Explicit.

A rare thing - Thrawn/Ziara fluff and cuddles ficlet. Teen and up. 

Breathless - Thrakif breathplay; prompt fill with lots of desk sex and light Dom/sub. Explicit. 

(Come) Ride With Me - Thrawn/Eli/Thrass smut. I finally finished the chisscest-y Biker AU!! Explicit. 

Discoveries - Part 1 of Eli peeing in inappropriate places and Thrawn getting turned on by it (well, so does Eli). Explicit. 

Zombie / what’s in your head - A rare angst-tacular Thranto fic. MCD and heavy subject matter. Mature. 

Stargate Atlantis

Nothing specific in progress; it’ll be whatever I get inspired to write as I keep watching through the show! My personal rule for these is that I can write whatever grabs my interest so long as I don’t take too long working on it 🙈 

Posted 

Of rituals and birthday presents - Sheppard / Keras implied-smut. Light-hearted stuff featuring aural voyeurism and a very flustered Rodney McKay. Teen and up. 

The smart thing - dark!Sheppard / Kolya, includes fear-wetting and noncon facefucking. Mind the tags. Explicit. 

The Witcher 

I don’t have much Witcher fic on the burner at the moment. Kinda waiting for s2 at this point, really, and someday I’ll play TW3 and probably get some more inspiration from there! I have been picking at the Witcher x AC Gerezkier (Geralt/Ezio/Jaskier) crossover with Levs, though! I’m slowly getting more comfortable with the smut-to-story balance as we work out where it’s going 😁. Other than that, I have a few things still kicking around my ideas list that I might pick up at some point when brain decides it wants to randomly start something new instead of working on WIPs. 

Posted 

Flagrant Indecency - I did manage to get the final chapter of this finished and posted for the Finish Your Fic deadline! 🥳💦. Explicit. 

Don’t Stop - Geraskier somnomo prompt fill. Juiced-up Geralt, somnophilia, and watersports; some consent issues. Explicit. 

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Geraskier, D (drunken confessions)!

School said no I wasn’t allowed to answer these when I wanted to, so here I am fashionably late without Starbucks to my own party.

OH BOY there are SO MANY OF THE IDEAS and you picked the hyperfixated ship so it’s the easiest to get me rambling about. But I think I might land on something like a cliche (and I say this lovingly as I love cliches) Jaskier confesses first and often. Like, he keeps saying he’s in love with Geralt. All the time. And there are a few options I’d have to play around with but here are some of them (I might even pick one mid-writing lol): 1) Jaskier gets drunk and confesses again, something Geralt is used to. What he isn’t used to is the fact that Jaskier is a sad drunk [He rubbed away the condensation with his thumb in subconscious circles. It was a funny drink, to be served cold, but Jaskier had seemed to enjoy it. Had been enjoying it until his usually bright-cheeked intoxication had swirled into a drunken depression. Jaskier continued on in a whisper, not looking at Geralt as if he were speaking to the drink itself and Geralt was just an audience, even when he addressed the Witcher by name. “I know you won’t love me back but that’s not the point, is it? I just think you should be told someone loves you.”] or 2) Geralt gets drunk and Jaskier does his whole confesses often thing as he’s helping Geralt into bed and Geralt does his whole martyr thing where he’s like “I don’t want you to love me” [and I could play that as “we’re talking about it in the morning” leads to an established relationship or “jaskier assumes and this leads to miserable pining”] or the magical 3) in which Geralt gets plastered and confesses to Jaskier, but Jaskier doesn’t believe him because why would he say it now? I think this one is more dependent on how often I would say Jaskier encounters a drunk Geralt. It’s probably the weakest so I’d nix that idea but you get the drawing board since this is technically how I would go about writing it lol.

Hey wait a minute why are all my drunken confessions sad? I saw this prompt when you first sent it and went “oh fun times!” but apparently after deliberating on it, I just made it sad. Whoops. 

If you wanna send me a letter and a ship, I’ll tell you how I’d write it!!

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So proud of my state, look at our mighty decor

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

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I love when in a story everything is BAD and everything goes WRONG and everyone is HURT and TRAUMATIZED and SAD BUT ONLY If in the end everything is GOOD and everything goes RIGHT and everyone is HEALING and IN LOVE and HAPPY

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people born with naturally pointy-ish ears / sharp af canines how does it feel to have won?

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Winning friendship as an autistic is finding a neurotypical who doesn't mind rewatching the same 13 videos every day LET"S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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this is how Lambden meets in a modern au

Nice try FBI

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I'm impatient, so to get rid of the posts clogging up my drafts, You guys get two prompts a day for a few days one at 10 am and one at 9 pm! I am in Central Daylight Time :) Enjoy! it lasts until the fifth I think, lemme recheck my schedule lmfao BACK! It lasts until the FOURTH, the fourth is the last day with two prompts uwu

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STOP LOOKInG AT ME WEIRD FOR CRYING!!!! NO I AM NOT SAD NO NOBODY DIED THIS FIC IS JUST REALLY GOOD WHJGPAHGPAHW

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happy birthday piss ballpit

can you believe it guys, dashcon 10 yr anniversary, just a week away

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@juststarsandthemoon okie so here the thing my ocd was CONVINCED that if I didn't have as many prompts as I had days on this site, that everything would go to shit and we'd all die But I think... That maybe... I can just... Skip a few days here and there to prevent burnout... And HOPEFULLY... No catastrophic mass unfollowing happens where you're all mad at me for not doing daily uploads Hope you guys enjoyed the first ten prompts in promptapalooza, as it's all the promptapalooza you're gonna get, and I'm gonna continue prompts at my own time and stop swamping myself down. Of course, given how gay I am, once I get back into the swing of things, it'll probably still be near-daily uploads, but if I'm not up for it one night, I just... Won't do it. And it's fine that it doesn't match the same number as long as I've been here, and it's fine if it's not once a day, I just have to keep telling msyelf that Big thanks for @bakewrite for trying to tell me it was okay from the very beginning lol Anyways yeah prompts again soon :)

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I am one more "HOT AI EMMA WATSON TIED UP IN SHOPPING CART PUSHED BY FROG WOW SEXY CELEB" post away from leaving this site for good omg LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE!!!!!

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There are times where i laugh like a regal queen enjoying her favorite jester, there are times where i laugh like eddie murphy, there are times where i laugh like a being from the bog, there are times where i laugh like a hyena, and then there are the times i laugh so hard i sound like goddamn Elmo

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I compulsively say "Bro" "Dude" "Bruh" "Sick" and "Let's fucking go"

Regardless of your gender or sexuality, reblog this and tag your most hetero male trait. Mine is either obsessing over my Altima or sitting around watching TV shows about air disasters.