#not a geraskier prompt lol whoops

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When the fic writer uses single quotation marks instead of the doubles cause the writer is british but your dyslexic ass can't read things right with only the single quotation marks so you're confused as hell for the entire fic

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So proud of my state, look at our mighty decor

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

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State of Chaos

Hi folks! Been awhile since I did this (and I meant to do it yesterday, whoops.. *pretends it’s still Wednesday* 😅). 

So as usual, I’ve wound up working on a lot of random stuff instead of getting all the languishing WIPs done 😂 But I have wrapped up a few things! Also, it’s almost November and I have something I’ve picked to try doing for NaNoWriMo… It’s already making me nervous because 1,667 words a day is rather a lot AND my idea has way more plot than I usually write (still porn too though, fear not). Anyway, I have no idea how well it’s gonna go but I can at least give it a shot! So if it actually goes well, I’m unlikely to be posting as much fic for the next little while. 

Oh! There are a couple new fandoms in the mix now too. Namely, the Thrawn Ascendancy novel as well as Stargate Atlantis, thanks to an exceptionally fun rewatch with Leif and DD 😁 I’m just horribly fixated lately on John Sheppard and his should-be-illegal pants… and now Ronon is there too, I may not survive 🤤 Backstory, I adore stargate SG1 and Atlantis, grew up watching it, but this is the first time I’m watching any of it since learning about fandom sooo… I’m having fun lol

(p.s. In case anyone was wondering, my little dumbass cat successfully learned how to use her fancy feeder. It’s adorable watching her nose it open, and Unauthorized Greedy Pet is extremely put out any time he tries to go steal her food now 😆)

Assassin’s Creed 

Diletto 

Shelved for now— not abandoned, just haven’t been feeling the het smut lately.

The skills of Assassins 

I’ve gotten a bit stuck on chapter 4 of the Ezio/Mario fic for some reason, but I did make some progress on it! So that fic update is still coming, just… slowly. 

Other 

I started some Shaun/Desmond AC3 cavern sex but got stuck and haven’t finished it 🙈 Also vague outlines written out for potential sequels to both Not Here (Desmond wetting himself in the Animus) and Demands and Desires (AC3 HaythCon filth). And I have been poking at the Witcher crossover fic too! 

Posted 

Demands and Desires - HaythCon smut; contains incest and ManipulativeAsshole!Haytham. Explicit.

Ache - Drabble smut about Ezio jerkin’ it; 100 words for my 100th fic 🎉. Explicit.

Midsomer Murders 

MM x Wallace and Gromit crossover

I’ve been thinking about this one recently, I’m gonna try and get access to s14 and 15 of Midsomer and maybe start working at it again! It’s the most long-running WIP I have… Actual Story is HARD 😭🥺

Star Wars

The self-indulgent Chiss-human orgy fic 

It’s very close to being done! I’m hoping to get it finished up with Jewell before too much longer 😊😏 

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Still working on this filth fest with Rev. It’ll be done some day, we just have too much we want to put into it where is the brain-to-fic machine already dammit 😭

Other

Someday I intend to get that part 3 of the Pinned (Thranto) and the Stripped (Thrawn/Thrass) series written. I also have a plan for another Thrakif fic, too damn many plans to continue the Inappropriate Places pissfic series, and a delicious kinky little Thranto prompt still in my askbox here that I am definitely going to fill sooner or later 😏

Posted 

A Moment in Private - Thrakif smut; Cadet Thrawn getting off while fantasizing about General Ba’kif. Explicit.

A rare thing - Thrawn/Ziara fluff and cuddles ficlet. Teen and up. 

Breathless - Thrakif breathplay; prompt fill with lots of desk sex and light Dom/sub. Explicit. 

(Come) Ride With Me - Thrawn/Eli/Thrass smut. I finally finished the chisscest-y Biker AU!! Explicit. 

Discoveries - Part 1 of Eli peeing in inappropriate places and Thrawn getting turned on by it (well, so does Eli). Explicit. 

Zombie / what’s in your head - A rare angst-tacular Thranto fic. MCD and heavy subject matter. Mature. 

Stargate Atlantis

Nothing specific in progress; it’ll be whatever I get inspired to write as I keep watching through the show! My personal rule for these is that I can write whatever grabs my interest so long as I don’t take too long working on it 🙈 

Posted 

Of rituals and birthday presents - Sheppard / Keras implied-smut. Light-hearted stuff featuring aural voyeurism and a very flustered Rodney McKay. Teen and up. 

The smart thing - dark!Sheppard / Kolya, includes fear-wetting and noncon facefucking. Mind the tags. Explicit. 

The Witcher 

I don’t have much Witcher fic on the burner at the moment. Kinda waiting for s2 at this point, really, and someday I’ll play TW3 and probably get some more inspiration from there! I have been picking at the Witcher x AC Gerezkier (Geralt/Ezio/Jaskier) crossover with Levs, though! I’m slowly getting more comfortable with the smut-to-story balance as we work out where it’s going 😁. Other than that, I have a few things still kicking around my ideas list that I might pick up at some point when brain decides it wants to randomly start something new instead of working on WIPs. 

Posted 

Flagrant Indecency - I did manage to get the final chapter of this finished and posted for the Finish Your Fic deadline! 🥳💦. Explicit. 

Don’t Stop - Geraskier somnomo prompt fill. Juiced-up Geralt, somnophilia, and watersports; some consent issues. Explicit. 

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Geraskier, D (drunken confessions)!

School said no I wasn’t allowed to answer these when I wanted to, so here I am fashionably late without Starbucks to my own party.

OH BOY there are SO MANY OF THE IDEAS and you picked the hyperfixated ship so it’s the easiest to get me rambling about. But I think I might land on something like a cliche (and I say this lovingly as I love cliches) Jaskier confesses first and often. Like, he keeps saying he’s in love with Geralt. All the time. And there are a few options I’d have to play around with but here are some of them (I might even pick one mid-writing lol): 1) Jaskier gets drunk and confesses again, something Geralt is used to. What he isn’t used to is the fact that Jaskier is a sad drunk [He rubbed away the condensation with his thumb in subconscious circles. It was a funny drink, to be served cold, but Jaskier had seemed to enjoy it. Had been enjoying it until his usually bright-cheeked intoxication had swirled into a drunken depression. Jaskier continued on in a whisper, not looking at Geralt as if he were speaking to the drink itself and Geralt was just an audience, even when he addressed the Witcher by name. “I know you won’t love me back but that’s not the point, is it? I just think you should be told someone loves you.”] or 2) Geralt gets drunk and Jaskier does his whole confesses often thing as he’s helping Geralt into bed and Geralt does his whole martyr thing where he’s like “I don’t want you to love me” [and I could play that as “we’re talking about it in the morning” leads to an established relationship or “jaskier assumes and this leads to miserable pining”] or the magical 3) in which Geralt gets plastered and confesses to Jaskier, but Jaskier doesn’t believe him because why would he say it now? I think this one is more dependent on how often I would say Jaskier encounters a drunk Geralt. It’s probably the weakest so I’d nix that idea but you get the drawing board since this is technically how I would go about writing it lol.

Hey wait a minute why are all my drunken confessions sad? I saw this prompt when you first sent it and went “oh fun times!” but apparently after deliberating on it, I just made it sad. Whoops. 

If you wanna send me a letter and a ship, I’ll tell you how I’d write it!!

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Con Sickness

Y'all it got me........ y'all i'm dyin............ y'all........................ read my will y'all i'm gon' be dead sooon........... bruh............. it's lethal....... fatal......................... terminal.....................................................................................................

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autism is sleeping for 18 hours straight after seeing family for a couple of hours

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spent the longest time trying to figure out why this was funny

But tis not a funny post, tis an advertisement

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I'll never get over how the show massacred that boy, why does he LOOK like THAT

jaskier was led on for over twenty years by a guy with zero social skills who shouldn't even know what that means. so I don't blame him for losing his goddamn mind and picking the worst look possible for his breakup world tour

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When the best friend's away, the Dms will play (work on the upcoming campaign)

KRONK, PREPARE THE HYPERFiXATION TRANCE!

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i for one love your profile fic and banner

THANK YOU, Anon I am truly an artiste

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targeted ads my ass, get this Calvin Klein man off my screen!!!

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Tumblr was down for HOURS for me for some reason??? Constant loading and unclickable notifications and messages lmfao Anyways! Too tired to write the prompt and it's late af now, so back on my bullshit tomorrow <3 love yall

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I wouldn't even care, bloody mouths adds to the sex appeal, you're living my dream

people born with naturally pointy-ish ears / sharp af canines how does it feel to have won?

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can i be so serious rn? i've never played a legend of zelda game but i'm unironically so happy for Blue Dog

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THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS is MIne cat (shih tzu)

I will definitely come back for the offer of more cat pics via dms when needed, my dear I hope my chessu pics fulfil the trade agreement

Prompt 141

Many would assume the flirtatious and caring bard to be the most touchstarved of the duo, but they would be wrong. Very very wrong. It was Geralt that sought out Jaskier's personal space like it was an all-curing ambrosia. Day and night, In town or in the woods, warm weather or the late autumn, Geralt would touch him. Always, always touching him. Don't get him wrong! Jaskier loves being groped all day by his rather attractive witcher friend, but it wasn't always the most convenient trait for his witcher to have.

*Growls* "Geralt, please, it's the waitress! She's taking our order."

Geralt clings to Jaskier's arms, plays with his hair, sniffs at his neck. He guides Jaskier with a hand on the shoulder, or an arm around his waist, or one time, - flustering Jaskier greatly - a hand on his hip. When Geralt is worried for him, he grips his arm, shields him with his body, or roams his hands over Jaskier's body, searching for injuries. Geralt is ever-present in Jaskier's personal space. It's just become a thing with them. Even in times of stress, danger, adrenaline. Geralt is fighting a manticore one day, and Jaskier is - admittedly, quite foolishly - in plain view. It wasn't on purpose! He's not an idiot! STOP JUDGING HIM! The beast goes to charge straight for him, and Geralt grabs his arm and whips him to the side, just in time to save him from the beast who then careens off a cliff. Jaskier pants, and feels the familiar weight of Geralt's hands. Geralt is snarling at him, shouting at him, and Jaskier tries very hard to understand, truly, he does, but it's hard. "Damn it, Jaskier, answer me!" Oh! REALLY should be listening now! "Hm?" "Are you hurt? Are you in pain?" "No, no, you- You saved me." Like always. Jaskier stares at his hero. His witcher. His Geralt. His love. For Jaskier does love Geralt. More than anything. And Jaskier seems to realize this fact more and more every day. With every move Geralt makes, with every word he says, with every little touch and caress. He thinks more on this fact later that night around the campfire. Geralt asks him to pass him a waterskin, but when Jaskier reaches to grab it, he hisses in pain. He rolls up his sleeve and sees a bruise in the shape of Geralt's hand on his arm. Right. From when he was saved. "I'm going to find some dinner." Geralt suddenly announces, standing abruptly and already shuffling away. "Wh- But Geralt, what about the watersk-" "I don't need it." He disappears into the bushes and trees, and Jaskier furrows his brow. He was sure they still had some food in their packs, why was Geralt so insistent on leaving? Curious... Even more curious, is in the following days, Geralt is avoiding him. From an outsiders perspective, nothing would appear wrong. But Geralt hasn't touched him once. No embraces, or odd sudden bouts of smelling Jaskier's hair, or holding his hand... He hasn't even stood closer than a meter to him. Jaskier worries to no end. What must he have done? What's changed? Why won't Geralt touch him? It's not until he's bathing one evening and he glances to the still-healing bruise that it clicks. Geralt feels guilty. The damned bleeding-heart is so convinced he's a monster that even a mark that shows protection shows only it's ugliest form to him. When Jaskier sees the bruise on his arm, he remembers Geralt saving him, he remembers the relief, he remembers feeling alive. Geralt only sees a bruise. Something of hurt. Caused by Geralt. Jaskier is so simultaneously horrified and infuriated that he slams open the door of the joined bathroom and marches into main area of the room they'd rented for the night. Still nude. Still dripping. Geralt, sat on the bed, midway through taking off his boots, was certainly shocked.

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Got popsicles!!! They are tasty AND help my throat not hurt!!!! But I ruined my sleep schedule I worked on fixing for like a month

Con Sickness

Y'all it got me........ y'all i'm dyin............ y'all........................ read my will y'all i'm gon' be dead sooon........... bruh............. it's lethal....... fatal......................... terminal.....................................................................................................