#not a credit card ad

[exorbitant-interest]

My only mistake is loving you too much.

[unpretty]

i'm this 🤏 close to taking out a loan to buy an incinerating toilet. i'm not going to. but i'm going to spend a lot of time with a lot of weird tabs open.

[dear-ao3]

american express and capitol one are currently dueling it out against eachother in my youtube ads to see who can influence me more and jokes on fucking them cause i have no desire to get another credit card

[erraticsketchings]

I spent way more time on one of these than the other. Bet you can tell which one.

[a-n-i-m-a-t-i-o-n]

🥺🥹

[goshyesvintageads]

Phillips Petroleum Co, 1965

[lordriddler]

Hey I just saw a paid ad on tumblr while scrolling for Lucy and Yak 90% off. It sends you to https://servivity.com/ with a pretty good fake website. If you click on an ad and the url is not the same as the offical website do some digging! For me I clocked it because the prices were unrealistic(and no size chart on the pages) and went to the offical website and sorted all items by lowest to highest price and nothing came close. Then i googled the url and found scam reports. This is a credit card fishing website. It sucks that its being promoted by platforms giving it the veneer of authenticity. I reported the ad for being malicious but theres probably more. Stay safe out there.

Just remember to double check before giving payment info even if it seems legit. Countdown timers are to create the illusion of scarcity and override your hesistancy. Take a breath, triple check.

That link came from specifically this tumblr video ad. Notice how it isn't even sponsored by a relevant figure.

Lol I just flagged it for malicious and now I'm getting it even more often.

[misforgotten2]

You should have used your Master Charge to buy some condoms.

[gibbearish]

ive been playing a bunch of those merge mobile games lately and am gradually becoming possessed with the urge to make my own so that i can fix all the problems with them

[13eyond13]

the funniest thing about having to report fraud on my credit card today was the girl on the phone listing all my transactions to me to see if i recognized them and literally 100% of them were all media purchases liiiiike wow I really have 1 hobby and 1 hobby only don't I

[exorbitant-interest]

She seems like a fighter...

[f1oatingaway]

simply not believing any immediate seat swap allegations because could you imagine the uproar in the Hugo marketing department if vcarb dropped Daniel Ricciardo in COTA or Singapore. for the most swagless white boy in the world. they’d storm the energy station

[bowenoke]

i have been researching workers compensation and today i got a targeted advertisement for a medical credit card. a credit card you take out specifically to pay for medically necessary surgeries. and then you pay interest. on your medical credit. card. anyways i think everyone who lobbies to keep the us's healthcare system this fucked should die forever OR have to take out a medical credit card . a medical credit card. ghouls.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

speaking of "helen" classic joe iconis song classic will roland performances, grabbing the [just over halfway through the lincoln center "jeff" joe iconis song will roland performance] moment of cracking up ahaha (a couple couples see me fall all over but none of them care) "no, nobody cares" that's [in a minute i am going to jump out a window] despair not only not yet made clear but concealed with the seemingly more obvious thread, from the song's previous pivots & invoked contexts & the "optimistic" expression of the desperation as yet, being to infer the singer as threat to this Reflection neighbor

grabbing holding that "no, nobody cares X'DDD" So Fleeting moment completely bright performance just slipped in Right There ahaha ;w;

feels organic putting it In Juxtaposition with helen too, the sort of opposite situation where the singer in helen has that context of any preexisting personal knowledge about helen but mostly the journey proceeds from projection-inspired reflection, meanwhile that jeff is nigh entirely about projection (and reflection literal & figurative) is partially revealed, then perhaps partially obscured as it seems to pivot Back in that apparent suggestion of imminent interpersonal violence; naturally that in helen it's like whoa straight up jerking it? vs jeff First seeming to pivot thusly too, then that early [could be the End twist but that's not what we're doing] twist that it's Not, at least if you believe what the singer tells you, & to whatever degree (i.e. can Interpret like okay character is perhaps in earnest but is that accurate / the full picture) like hey is the singer in helen also Correct that this is even actually helen; that the context in helen of "someone i knew / who was thought of as Promising is in this random porn" is viewed as Scandal & Downfall vs that in jeff the defining premise that this singer is at rock bottom, end of their / hanging on by a frayed thread, & that thread is this total Projection based upon someone as that Reflection like that distant but the one hope they have & the spontaneous & desperate proceedings of that halfway point of the song & beyond to that [pulling back just in time for us to recalibrate & Reflect ourselves] moment just in time for the end of the song like. will roland "jeff" lincoln center performance........

[pumpkingeorge]

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[boykingofhellsam]

Supernatural really would have benefited from Sam and Dean living in the impala. Like their being an extra gas canister to store propane and a portable grill to cook on. A small cupboard under the rear seats that has plates and cups and cutlery. A small pole that hooks into the ground so they and make a makshift tent. The backrest of the front folds back to make a bed.