#not Skibidi Toilet but also not NOT Skibidi Toilet

[suiana]

This looks cursed

yandere! babysitter taking care of you when you suddenly turn into a kid. oh no! his beloved darling is now a kid! don't worry, he's here to save the day!

and gosh, you're just the cutest as a kid! all big eyed and squishy cheeks! he's smitten with you through and through! he's got to take a whole album of pictures and videos to remember this!

that is... well, until he realizes that your mischievous tomfoolery is ramped up to the max. your humour also seems to have regressed because you're quoting stuff he's never heard in his ENTIRE life. actually he has. but it's from the other little kids he's babysitted and he still has no idea what they mean.

and now he's forced to watch skibidi toilet with you???

"oh yeah this is where it gets really good. titan cinemaman and titan cameraman help titan speakerman get back to normal. really cool stuff."

"erm... okay..."

"oh gman toilet is apparently good now too? something something astro toilets... im not too sure..."

"bro."

it's the fact that he can't even leave you to be alone cause physically you're a 5 year old. what happens if you want to reach for something on the counter but you can't? you're gonna hurt yourself!

and there's no way he's letting you hurt yourself. not on his watch. he's not called the ultimate babysitter for no reason!

"baby! you can't climb up the table! it's dangerous-"

"bla bla bla YOU CAN'T STOP ME *shoves the powder off the table*"

now he's forced to clean up your mess?? god damn it, were you like this when you were a kid too??? so this is where your mean habits originated...

he seriously hopes you turn back to your normal form soon. because while having a kid you is cute and all, he REALLY doesn't need you to be crawling all over the house like a freaking cockroach and messing everything up.

"baby! no! don't eat the toilet paper!!!"

"okay that's it, now you're making me want to eat more."

"no!!!!"

[multiheadcanons]

MEMES AND TRAITS THE MERCS STOLE FROM SCOUT AND POORLY USE TO PISS HIM OFF

soldier: soldier started calling everything a “glizzy” after he heard scout say it exactly once. he was eating a hot dog and said “damn this glizzy is perfectly dressed.” he did not get it, he did not care enough to ask what that meant. he just started calling everything a glizzy. rockets? glizzy. ammo? glizzy. the medigun, fully charged and primed for an ubercharge? “HIT ME WITH THAT GLIZZY, DOC!” this was the beginning of the end with scout, once he got past the white knuckled shock of hearing that man say glizzy way too many times to the wrong things.

pyro: pyro eats up a whip and nae nae, no lie. they saw scout do it after a successful push of the payload, and everyone looked at scout weird, but pyro registered that smile, and those movements and committed it to heart. on the next battle, pyro physically dragged scout to a location near the edge of the map, and made a motion to stay still and watch. it freaked scout out until pyro air blasted one, two, three, four of the opposing team off the map; and after the fourth’s screams were cut short from hitting the bottom; they turned slowly to scout, and hit a whip. it’s the only time scout actually laughed. “yeah, get that shit pyro!”

demo: everything scout knows demo knew well before him, it just never came through right with his accent. but when scout started dapping people up demo was ALL IN for that. always brings scout in way too hard and knocks the wind out of him and stings his hands. “you’re not doing it right, lad! like this!” scout never wants to complain because it feels cool to get dapped up by someone he also thinks is cool, though he doesn’t want to admit that. scout does not want demo dapping up anyone else though because they’re not cool enough, except heavy he’s got no opinion on that because it’s funny to watch demo get the wind knocked out of him.

engineer: engineer hits that “gyat DAMN” often because of his accent. scout is convinced he’s using it wrong, that pisses engie off because it’s literally his accent and scout can get the fuck over himself he’s not from the first generation that made up language. sometimes to piss him off he’ll say skibidi toilet with no actual context to go around it. and scout hates that bc he hates skibidi toilet. also an enjoyer of the dap even when heavy and demo practically lift him off his feet with it.

heavy: heavy will dap people up. he loves it. makes him feel like he’s getting closer with his team. will always end a dap by pulling them in for a brief, yet crushing hug. everyone eats it up, laughing after they catch the breath he forcibly removed from their lungs and patting his arm or back, whatever the recipient can reach. also loves to say rizz, it makes his teeth vibrate in a good way. “doctor, you are a rizz master!” “demoman, keep rizzing your weapons!” “i LOVE my weapons rizz!” he doesn’t know if he’s using it right, scout just wholeheartedly assures him he’s using it right.

medic: medic heard scout say something fucks once. now, for him, EVERYTHING fucks. he himself DEFINITELY fucks. he assumed it’s a good thing. there was one time in the throes of battle, he managed to catch scout to heal him, and used the speed boost he got from it to catch up and yell over the din “you’re FUCKING today, scout!” and scout jumped his ass about how he’s not even using it right and he never wanted to hear that again. unfortunately, the doctor is a hellish bastard who loves pissing people off, so now everything does indeed fuck. he definitely fucks. “oh, my medigun? ja, that fucks. and i fuck too.” “doc, nobody wants to hear what you’re fucking, dude”. pissed scout off more when he and soldier were ubered, running into battle, and soldier said very confidently “your glizzy tops ALL OTHER GLIZZIES” and medic responded, making direct eye contact with scout in the heat of battle; “ja, my glizzy fucks.”

sniper: snipes dabbed twice in the privacy of his own nest to see how it felt and couldn’t get over his own shame that he did that. he did it twice because he alternated arms to see if it felt less stupid to do it the other way. it didn’t. he will never bring himself to do that again. that was embarrassing. has a dreadful feeling the other teams sniper saw him do it. sometimes after a really good kill streak he’ll do a small dab as a treat. he does unironically use “deadass”

spy: anything that will piss scout off spy is happy to do. spy has used words he knows does not exist to confuse scout as to the current slang going around. he’ll have scout on the internet desperately searching words that not only don’t exist, but he can’t even spell, just to make sure spy isn’t a step ahead of him. but spy is always two steps ahead of him. spy will say shit just to feel the bostonians eyes burn holes in the back of his skull, only to turn to him and say “what, you’ve never heard that before? look it up!” then hides in his room to watch him desperately search a word he can’t even spell. unironically uses “deadass” because he heard snipes say it once and it wriggled its way into his mind like a worm. he says it after like… everything.

[idiot-swanwich]

Golly! Uh ty 4 tag!!

Jirai kei cuz I think it's pretty but I'm either gonna get called emo or anime wannabe 💔

It fun :]

My first OC was this emo demon wolf hybrid who liked women and also was a hated child named Skylar in Gacha Life

My sweet son Finn 🥰

Idk uh ivory cuz she's pretty

Bungo Stray Dogs, Car Seat Headrest and Colorful Stage: Project Sekai feat. Hatsune Miku

Personality (not gonna name who cuz I feel this way about all of my favoritest people)

Uhh Mexico or Tokyo idk 😭

I'd really like to have a) a better personality or b) money 🤑

Red 😗

Chat idk how to ask questions...

Favorite color?

If you could become a cat or a dog, which would you rather be?

Favorite hyperfixation you've ever had?

What's the longest hyperfixation you've had and the length of it?

Favorite FNaF character?

Thoughts on Fukase (the vocaloid)?

If a strange old man came up to you and offered you superpowers, would you take it?

Have you listened to Car Seat Headrest before, if so did you like them? (If not you totally should ^_^)

What would you if one day you woke up and you were in the skibidi toilet universe and everyone else was also a skibidi toilet?

Favorite shape?

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Ten questions to ask a mutual

Instructions: prev asks ten questions and you answer them, then ask ten new ones and tag ten people to keep the chain going! I’ll go first

What is the weirdest thing you’ve eaten? (For me it’s the time I accidentally drank ants)

do you like purple or green more? (For me it’s a 50/50 I love them both)

what is your favorite two color color combo? (For me it’s purple and gold)

are you a cat or dog person? (Dogs 100%)

what is your favorite painting (Miranda by John William Waterhouse)

Mountains or beaches? (Mountains)

what’s your favorite dessert? (Lemon bars)

are you right or left handed? (Right but I used to be left handed)

salty or sweet? (Sweet)

summer or winter? (Winter)

I’m tagging 11 people but it’s whatever

@wra1th-k1ng

@bladevoyager

@tragedyanddust

@kindred-spirit-93

@urfavgreekmythnerd

@sickneurotic

@ry-diggity

@we-are-but-dead-stars

@thestarryfalls

@tamaruaart

@hermesmoly

[lensman-arms-race]

Robots in media are often described as 'cold metal' as opposed to warm living things, but have you ever felt how warm a laptop gets? Robot people would probably be huggably warm!

[lensman-arms-race]

I think one of the Titans doing this with me would fix 99% of my mental problems

🍝

[lensman-arms-race]

Imagine one of your Alliance pals asking you to hold their antenna to give them a signal boost. 🖤

I think... this is inherently homoerotic

[yosh11111]

[yourlowkeyidiot3]

The IHNMAIMS fandom coming back in 2024 and babygirlfing AM wasn't on my 2024 bingo list but I'm not complaining because I think it's funny asf

[chillingandtoxic]

do u guys understand this

[lensman-arms-race]

TV men can have little a extra knifehands, as a treat.

A Spring-Loaded Triple-Bladed Parrying Dagger, Western Europe, late 16th century, housed at the Château d'Écouen.

[wortaives]

recent episode was amazing (hope TTVM is alright)

[lenzoli]

posting this out of queue bc this is supremely important

[themouthwashes]

Can you draw jimmy urine as skibidi toilet? Pls and thank you! 😊 ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ask and you shall receive. (Also prob Swansea about to take the longest piss of his life)

[lensman-arms-race]

Titan Speaker-coded

everywhere i go everyone compliments me on the particle cannons i attached to my body. they say things like "those look effective against armored targets, and also very precise" and then i blush cutely and obliterate a scrap car

[atalienart]

Let fantasy worlds have plumbing! Let them have chocolate!

[petrigrof-doomed-yuri]

stupid little doodles of my stupid little babies i gave birth to