#fuck jimbo

[brightoleander]

soo…

Mouthwash or smth

[themouthwashes]

Can you draw jimmy urine as skibidi toilet? Pls and thank you! 😊 ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ask and you shall receive. (Also prob Swansea about to take the longest piss of his life)

[harrison-armory-incorporated]

Question to HA. You have a marked lack of products in the mech scale chemical and biological weapons department. Is there plans tor rectify that in the next few quarters? I have a licensing credit award coming up and don't want to waste it if your coming out with a industrial waste sewage cannon soon

we're like, distinctly not allowed to make shit like that. sorry, try horus and their flesh eating nanomachine swarms

[slavicstar]

[czlowiek-lasu]

Congratulations!

[forgottenporkbun]

"I can make him better!"

"I can make him worse."

Well I can shoot him.

[moonybadger]

Thinking about Mouthwashing Swansea again. I think all three of the white guys on the ship have their own personal hubris that causes their downfall and I don't think Swansea is exempt from that. While he is a much better and more active person than Jimmy and Curly, his decision to throw himself back into hedonistic drinking kinda doom not only him but also Daisuke and Anya. Had he not been completely smashed all the time, there's much less of a chance that he'd have been knocked out by Jimmy and he might have been able to keep a better eye on Anya (like maybe noticed how much she was spiraling mentally).

I do think that Anya told him what Jimmy did to her and that Swansea was trying to act as a buffer between them through the months that they were stuck together. Just, again, he was drunk all the time so he couldn't really be that helpful. I also think that Swansea told Anya about the last cryo pod and that he thought they should save it for Daisuke. I think it comes down to personal interpretation if it would have been better to save it for Daisuke or Anya, but I also think that in Anya's state of mind at the time I think she would pretty readily accept that Daisuke should have it, which is maybe something Swansea could have taken into better consideration).

I don't think him not killing Jimmy immediately after finding out what he did to Anya isn't his worse failing, like killing someone with an axe is a big deal and it's usually a bad idea to start killing each other right after you've all gotten stranded on a ship wreck. Even if he didn't have an issue morally with murdering someone, there's always the chance that Jimmy would overpower him or they could both have been killed or Daisuke/Anya could gotten caught up in the crossfire (and like. Jimmy does end up killing him).

But I can and do blame him for giving in entirely to his nihilism and not being a better guardian to the crew's most vulnerable members. If we can talk about how Curly shares a lot of the blame for what happens, Swansea definitely deserves some too.

(and don't worry, this isn't like a callout post for Swansea or anything, I love him dearly just like I love Curly! They're all very well written characters they are just very "when ya hubris is ya downfall")

[maurothehuman]

Guess im into Mouthwashing now

[i-am-a-living-god]

WIP- leosagi lol

I would love to finish this tonight, but it's already pretty late and I like being functional :(

Plus if I've learned anything from drawing stuff late at night, it's that it always ends up looking worse than if I'd have just sucked it up and waited.

Finished drawing here

[swanseamechanic1962]

SWANSEA SWANSEA JIMMYS WEARING A GOD DAMN DOG COLLAR

I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A FREAK LIKE THAT I CALLED IT

[nightingaletrash]

Rook: INQUISITOR I FUCKED UP! Hawke, sipping a martini: first time?

[nerd-flash]

OH

OH

[biglots-official]

I AM NOT A BOT BUT I DID FIND THIS FUCKED UP ONE

Poor bot, forced to exist, fight and die in a war it never wanted to be in. Yes it’s AI art (which fucking sucks), but for a moment it almost looks like there is some genuine pain behind this bot. Its nonsensical text is hard to read, especially with its vague expression. Is it begging for mercy, or is it apologizing for the actions of it and its brethren?

Blocked and reported, just another bot to hunt.

[harrison-armory-incorporated]

a little bit of friendly bonding did me wonders, we also repaired the office and hooked up Arthur (who we didn't re-shackle) to the office, though he prefers staying in the Commodore 64 for some reason time to check the omnient Christ-the-Buddha.

[ellouchi]

Tumblr showing me anti-Jimmy sentiments-- ENOUGH!!!!!

ONLY I CAN BULLY HIM, IT COMES FROM LOVE AND NOT MALICE

[jimmyspades]

James talking about his first Emmy win for The Practice and how nervous he was—what would possess him to say this 😭😭

From a brand new upload of his full appearance on The Ellen Show in October 2004! It’s a fantastic interview, he shows up about 15:30 into the video