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jasonsthunderthighs · 1 year ago

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Honestly, my twin and I are kinda hurt that Tobin (our dad) didn't text or call us to tell us happy birthday.

Nothin all day.

Reminds me when he went to a water park with our brother when I lived literally 30 minutes away from it and he didn't even call to invite me.

We use to go to the same water park for our birthday every year, but stopped a few years ago. It's not that I didn't want to go (I did, actually, it was fuckin HOT that day), I just wanted to see him after a few months of not seein each other when I moved away.

He did call to say happy birthday that day, but it still made me upset he didn't bother to invite me to have fun with him and my brother.

Even his girlfriend thought that was rude as fuck to do.

My twin was PISSED OFF when they found out what he did and chewed him out for it and that's when he called to tell me happy birthday and that he was sorry he didn't invite me.

I'm like Ciel Phantomhive from Black Butler when it comes to my birthday. I never cared for it.

It just hurts, y'know?

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doctorsiren · 2 months ago

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The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)

(wips under cut)

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #the book of bill #billford #journal 3 #stanford pines #bill cipher #jheselbraum the unswerving #gravity falls fanart #digital art #my art #procreate #RAHH MY LOVE FOR MAKING MIDCENTURY-STYLE ART AT TIMES CAME IN SUPER HANDY #I think I surprised myself here 😳#(also don’t take this as shipping him and Jhes 😭💀 that’s his space fish mom 😁)#in the book of bill. obviously he and bill get drunk that time #and then in the 3rd journal #it says that after Jhes told him he had the face of the man who would defeat bill (meaning stanley lmao)#he ‘was so excited’ that he and Jhes ‘spent the entire night partying and drinking cosmic sand’#it’s funny bc Jhes is described as speaking with a steely resolve and is very calm #so it’s silly to me to picture her partying haha #I might make this one a print as well bc I really love how it looks #I’ll print it out tomorrow and decide if it’ll work well enough :) if it does I’ll put it on my shop #😭 the bill…his thumb is backwards BUT THATS NOT MY FAULT THATS LITERALLY HOW IT IS IN THE BOOK OF BILL PAGE THAT I REFERENCEDTHIS FROM WAHH #he can do whatever he wants ig

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adriles · 1 year ago

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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

#book 22 #im verh drunk #hi #greatest hits #not really sure why this one resonated. are u all ok #is everyone just at the shiva #yall need to stop saying you arent gonna eat then in the tags #i love that a lot of you are getting beautiful things out of this #but some of yall need to know i wrote this while incredibly drunk #this isnt meant to be all that deep this is just shitty iliad posting #more comments like this is just judaism. surprise surprise im jewish #but again this isnt about sitting shiva #this is me drunk talking about the last 3 books of the iliad #idk what to tell u man #legendary warrior

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leafyeyes417 · 4 months ago

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Danny sat on a rooftop feeling confused. It was currently 3 days later than he last remembered. That was 3 DAYS with no memory of anything. He didn’t even know what city he was in. The only thing he is sure of is that it wasn’t mind control. His experience with Freakshow let him know that.

Along with this feeling more similar to the time his mom shoved high proof cleaning alcohol that was ectofied in his face during an excited rant. The fumes alone had him missing a few hours. Luckily Jazz was there and kept his blackout drunk self entertained.

So the question was, where the hell was he and what did he do?! Also, what caused him to blackout? Last he remembered he was in Metropolis and he got nearly hit in the head with a green glowing stone that he only vaguely could tell was somehow not ectoradium. After that? Nothing.

Aka: Kryptonite is highly compressed ectoplasm and causes Danny to get black out drunk just by being in its vicinity.

P.S. I also would love to see what chaos you think Danny would get up to lol

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #I wonder how much chaos a drunk Phantom would cause?#would be really funny to have the JL trying to catch him thinking he was a villain at first #Then Martian Manhunter manages to get a bit of insight and go ‘yeah no he’s drunk’#MM can’t read Danny’s mind #but he can catch bits of emotion here and there #and he knows what drunk people feel like when they emote #When they finally meet with now sober Danny they are understandably just as confused as him #Batman figures it out first and Danny agrees to a small test #They have no idea what they should be feeling that Kryptonite can cause someone to get drunk

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boringwomanwithabook · 23 days ago

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pov : I invited you over for scary movie taco night but you're ignoring me so I'm posting nudes on my blog

#personal #idk who cares right #*mid sip of cranberry vod and i turn my whole body halfway towards the camera* i mean whats even going on anymore right #*sip*#so really who wants to go to fucking warped tour #drunk/stoned posting tonight sorryyyy just a creepy old woman

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maxipad33 · 7 days ago

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in brazil we went hunting

it was hard finding time to draw while i was in korea but i finally finished this beast on the plane! max verstappen brazil 2024 you are so special to me

also feel free to use as a wallpaper!

alt versions under the cut

#took forever trying to figure out the crop so hopefully this one is good enough #also really hoping it looks ok #i was drawing in the dark to not disturb the people sitting next to me so i can’t tell if the colors make sense #also also half of this was drawn while drunk. so i REALLY have no idea if any of the lines make sense either LMAO #need the art version of no beta we die like ___ bc that’s me rn #anyways! hope ppl like it #mv33 #f1 #f1 fanart #max verstappen #mv1 #my art #max verstappen fanart #brazil gp 2024

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araneapeixes · 8 months ago

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in the bathroom at the gay clubbbb

#a less edited version added for plausible deniability that its not a mirror selfie #bc i know astarion shouldnt be visible in the mirror. but the vision was too strong #anyways on the dancefloor shadowheart is doing those goth girl dances from tiktok #and astarion is doing the fork in the garbage disposal #they dont get any btw bc they get too drunk on tequila and end up throwing up outside and #astarion has to call wyll to pick them up. he does of course #at the same time laezel and karlach are getting into a bar brawl someplace else #and gale is going snork mimimi at home:)#i really like how the shading came out here. adding highlights really helps with 3d shapes #and the way ive shaded shadowhearts torso had me feeling like pygmalion ngl #bg3 #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #shadowheart #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 modern au #i NEED to draw shad in more outfits

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lazylittledragon · 7 months ago

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mombin pt 7 <33

(1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)

#stranger things #mombin #platonic stobin #steve harrington #robin buckley #cw pregnancy #tw emetophobia #rip robin #you know it's bad when steve 'it's not broken just walk it off' harrington has to drag you to the hospital #idk about anyone else but when i haven't slept or i'm really dehydrated it's like i'm drunk

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sinlizards · 1 year ago

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CONGRATULAATIOOOOOONS !!~

#beatrice umineko #umineko #umineko when they cry #my art #fan art #undescribed #still on episode 5 but we are working thru o7 i just really like this beato fit and also her drunk off her ass #cant play much now cuz Moving and Work and Commissions and [collapses]

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pareidoliaparadise · 5 months ago

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If you’re besties and not making out are you even really besties…?

#they were drunk dancing and uhhh slipped i guess #happy pride lol #need me the picture of little muppet drawing guys sloppy making out #really loving black and white i know it’s not visually stunning buts it’s really satisfying to color #lupin iii #lupin the third #jigen daisuke #jiglup

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 9 months ago

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wintersberg date night with @heraxic designs......... they r refueling my wintersberg phase 😭😭😭

i think ethan would be a very emotional drunk

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #eveline re7 #rosemary winters #rose winters #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #wintersberg #they r in my head #i cant stop #karl doesnt even get buzzed he chugs all the beer and then pees it all out immediately because hes so stupid #ethan sips on his wine and slowly gets more and more wine drunk #karl trying to be romantic and buys ethan a expensive wine brand with all the tax money he got when he was a lord #ethan never even drinks it because its so expensive hes scared to #wintersberg gettng drunk together but karl just gets really loud and annoying and ethan gets really sappy and emotional #and then they both pass out on the couch together and sleep like rocks #drunk wintersberg is such a funny concept now that i think about it #because they would both be fueling each other and they would have such a fun time but it would be SO LOUD

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eskititgay · 4 months ago

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wine makes shizun very bold !!!

#imo binghe doesn't like doing things while sqq's drunk bc he fears that he's taking advantage of him #even if sqq explicitly tells him that he isn't LO #...L. pretend that was added on the last tag #this really a really self-indulgent piece on my behalf.... i rlly RLLY like drunk sqq #svsss #scum villian self saving system #bingqiu #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #my art

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remi-harbinger · 4 months ago

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i bet yqy talks so much on a regular basis because its how he gets people to let their guard down and relax but when hes drunk he just says variations of sqq's name with different tones and only mqf can understand him

yqy, sadly: qingqiu sqh: ??? i was asking you for your opinion on the recent imports of silk yqy, mournfully (theres a difference): qingqiu mqf: yeah so he says that the silk is okay for him but he wants better quality for shen shixiong

#he has like ginormous brown eyes that fill with tears if people dont understand him #being the one that made him cry is like kicking 5 puppies then setting them on fire and chucking them into the endless abyss #so when he gets drunk people get really frantic trying to find mqf or sqq #if he sees sqq he'll follow him around like a duckling #surprisingly sqq doesnt say anything about it like he'd usually do.. hmm #svsss #original shen qingqiu #shen qingqiu #yue qingyuan #mu qingfang #shang qinghua

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bereaving · 4 months ago

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