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jasonsthunderthighs · 1 year ago

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Honestly, my twin and I are kinda hurt that Tobin (our dad) didn't text or call us to tell us happy birthday.

Nothin all day.

Reminds me when he went to a water park with our brother when I lived literally 30 minutes away from it and he didn't even call to invite me.

We use to go to the same water park for our birthday every year, but stopped a few years ago. It's not that I didn't want to go (I did, actually, it was fuckin HOT that day), I just wanted to see him after a few months of not seein each other when I moved away.

He did call to say happy birthday that day, but it still made me upset he didn't bother to invite me to have fun with him and my brother.

Even his girlfriend thought that was rude as fuck to do.

My twin was PISSED OFF when they found out what he did and chewed him out for it and that's when he called to tell me happy birthday and that he was sorry he didn't invite me.

I'm like Ciel Phantomhive from Black Butler when it comes to my birthday. I never cared for it.

It just hurts, y'know?

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doctorsiren · 5 months ago

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The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)

(wips under cut)

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #the book of bill #billford #journal 3 #stanford pines #bill cipher #jheselbraum the unswerving #gravity falls fanart #digital art #my art #procreate #RAHH MY LOVE FOR MAKING MIDCENTURY-STYLE ART AT TIMES CAME IN SUPER HANDY #I think I surprised myself here 😳#(also don’t take this as shipping him and Jhes 😭💀 that’s his space fish mom 😁)#in the book of bill. obviously he and bill get drunk that time #and then in the 3rd journal #it says that after Jhes told him he had the face of the man who would defeat bill (meaning stanley lmao)#he ‘was so excited’ that he and Jhes ‘spent the entire night partying and drinking cosmic sand’#it’s funny bc Jhes is described as speaking with a steely resolve and is very calm #so it’s silly to me to picture her partying haha #I might make this one a print as well bc I really love how it looks #I’ll print it out tomorrow and decide if it’ll work well enough :) if it does I’ll put it on my shop #😭 the bill…his thumb is backwards BUT THATS NOT MY FAULT THATS LITERALLY HOW IT IS IN THE BOOK OF BILL PAGE THAT I REFERENCEDTHIS FROM WAHH #he can do whatever he wants ig

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adriles · 1 year ago

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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

#book 22 #im verh drunk #hi #greatest hits #not really sure why this one resonated. are u all ok #is everyone just at the shiva #yall need to stop saying you arent gonna eat then in the tags #i love that a lot of you are getting beautiful things out of this #but some of yall need to know i wrote this while incredibly drunk #this isnt meant to be all that deep this is just shitty iliad posting #more comments like this is just judaism. surprise surprise im jewish #but again this isnt about sitting shiva #this is me drunk talking about the last 3 books of the iliad #idk what to tell u man #legendary warrior

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maxipad33 · 3 months ago

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in brazil we went hunting

it was hard finding time to draw while i was in korea but i finally finished this beast on the plane! max verstappen brazil 2024 you are so special to me

also feel free to use as a wallpaper!

alt versions under the cut

#took forever trying to figure out the crop so hopefully this one is good enough #also really hoping it looks ok #i was drawing in the dark to not disturb the people sitting next to me so i can’t tell if the colors make sense #also also half of this was drawn while drunk. so i REALLY have no idea if any of the lines make sense either LMAO #need the art version of no beta we die like ___ bc that’s me rn #anyways! hope ppl like it #mv33 #f1 #f1 fanart #max verstappen #mv1 #my art #max verstappen fanart #brazil gp 2024

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leafyeyes417 · 6 months ago

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Danny sat on a rooftop feeling confused. It was currently 3 days later than he last remembered. That was 3 DAYS with no memory of anything. He didn’t even know what city he was in. The only thing he is sure of is that it wasn’t mind control. His experience with Freakshow let him know that.

Along with this feeling more similar to the time his mom shoved high proof cleaning alcohol that was ectofied in his face during an excited rant. The fumes alone had him missing a few hours. Luckily Jazz was there and kept his blackout drunk self entertained.

So the question was, where the hell was he and what did he do?! Also, what caused him to blackout? Last he remembered he was in Metropolis and he got nearly hit in the head with a green glowing stone that he only vaguely could tell was somehow not ectoradium. After that? Nothing.

Aka: Kryptonite is highly compressed ectoplasm and causes Danny to get black out drunk just by being in its vicinity.

P.S. I also would love to see what chaos you think Danny would get up to lol

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #I wonder how much chaos a drunk Phantom would cause?#would be really funny to have the JL trying to catch him thinking he was a villain at first #Then Martian Manhunter manages to get a bit of insight and go ‘yeah no he’s drunk’#MM can’t read Danny’s mind #but he can catch bits of emotion here and there #and he knows what drunk people feel like when they emote #When they finally meet with now sober Danny they are understandably just as confused as him #Batman figures it out first and Danny agrees to a small test #They have no idea what they should be feeling that Kryptonite can cause someone to get drunk

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elvhendis · 1 month ago

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Illario with his hair down won't leave my brain but also what if he got a little fucked up after the Crows throw him in jail. What then

#he has such loki energy #i think he would definitely spiral a little bit after the events of veilguard before getting a grip #getting drunk smashing wine bottles etc #yknow just generally being hot #illario dellamorte #ok if i'm honest the top left doesn't really look like illario does it #i struggled with that one #pls forgive me but you get the idea #dragon age veilguard #datv #dragon age the veilguard #elvhendis #myart

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sinlizards · 1 year ago

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CONGRATULAATIOOOOOONS !!~

#beatrice umineko #umineko #umineko when they cry #my art #fan art #undescribed #still on episode 5 but we are working thru o7 i just really like this beato fit and also her drunk off her ass #cant play much now cuz Moving and Work and Commissions and [collapses]

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yakowo · 7 days ago

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crossdress heist! ✨

#he doesn't really look like a woman but I bet they gambled on everyone being drunk so no one can tell #the thought of it makes me laugh #vandermatthews plague my mind #the curious couple and their unruly son #my art #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #dutch van der linde #arthur morgan #hosea matthews #vandermatthews

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naturecalls111 · 18 days ago

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don't interrupt the kage meeting

#narugaa #naruto #naruto uzumaki #gaara of the sand #fanart #everyone stop i drew a background everyone drop everything now #I hated that with my whole heart. I'm going to keep practising #im going to colour this one day but like. not any time soon. LOL. i'll fall into rendering it too #that cny naruto mobile gaara outfit really has me by the throat #anyway they're drinking sake; theyre having fun; theyre being gay #by the way I've always thought it was odd that naruto could get drunk I thought he was immune to poison #but i digress. because theyre both tipsy here #other fandoms #other fandoms: naruto

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araneapeixes · 11 months ago

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in the bathroom at the gay clubbbb

#a less edited version added for plausible deniability that its not a mirror selfie #bc i know astarion shouldnt be visible in the mirror. but the vision was too strong #anyways on the dancefloor shadowheart is doing those goth girl dances from tiktok #and astarion is doing the fork in the garbage disposal #they dont get any btw bc they get too drunk on tequila and end up throwing up outside and #astarion has to call wyll to pick them up. he does of course #at the same time laezel and karlach are getting into a bar brawl someplace else #and gale is going snork mimimi at home:)#i really like how the shading came out here. adding highlights really helps with 3d shapes #and the way ive shaded shadowhearts torso had me feeling like pygmalion ngl #bg3 #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #shadowheart #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 modern au #i NEED to draw shad in more outfits

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hajihiko · 1 month ago

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Sobriety crew gets no mercy from drunk shenanigans

#an art #sdr2 #super danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa the #danganronpa #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #akane owari #nekomaru nidai #Aoi asahina #chihiro fujisaki #mikan tsumiki #Idk I guess I wanted to draw characters being physical. And drunk #And just have fun colouring #Nidai doesn't drink but loves parties anyway and takes the ppl who go overboard home #And then wakes them up at 8 the next day to get some NUTRITION AND ELECTROLYTES AND TO SWEAT OUT THE BOOZE #Akane only drinks super occasionally (fx when it's free or really elaborate like giant fruit cocktails) or when someone challenges her #But she always comes pick up her drunk friends (lightweight Aoi hehe). Starts a fight occasionally....#Girls are allowed to crash at her place anytime. But she wakes up at 5 and you will wake up too #Fuyuhiko doesn't drink but has to do a lot of businesses at bars which he sometimes owns some part in #So he's in the party scene a lot anyway. He takes security seriously and would rather call you a cab than let you leave on stumbly legs #Mikan doesn't know how to say no and gets swept up in drunk people being...not mean to her #Chihiro does not drink often (because it usually ends like this)#Aoi is just a lightweight and gets sick easily #I really wanted to draw Chihiro with a 70s blowout cut but I think it didn't come through lol #Not tagging ships you can make your own meaning I'm tired and I gotta wrap presents. Which i hate doing wish me well

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lazylittledragon · 9 months ago

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mombin pt 7 <33

(1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)

#stranger things #mombin #platonic stobin #steve harrington #robin buckley #cw pregnancy #tw emetophobia #rip robin #you know it's bad when steve 'it's not broken just walk it off' harrington has to drag you to the hospital #idk about anyone else but when i haven't slept or i'm really dehydrated it's like i'm drunk

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nekrosmos · 3 months ago

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Oo nikprice prompt. I love the idea of Nik picking Price up and swinging him around, since Price is probably not used to being swept up. Or one of them carrying the other home after too many drinks at the pub xD

Okay I took that second idea and really ran with it, I'm obsessed honestly. John got one too many at the pub, what would he do without his handsome and loyal bestie.

Nik is happy to oblige of course :3c