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ahsterism-aa · 2 years
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alright this is the plan if i remake
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moki-dokie · 8 months
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how to make 19 year old boy who came of age during the pandemic and never had a real real job before now realize he needs to Chill The Fuck Out and be Less eagar about working for free holy shit he is impossible to wrangle
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orcelito · 1 year
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Going 2 chew on things
Stuck at work again :/
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heartlesscorpse · 6 months
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Ghostface HCs ⋆。°✩👻🔪
Wahoo, more Ghostfaceeee. Ghostface brainrot be really taking over tho gadayum, Danny gonna drill a hole into my fucking brain; unlike Pyramid Head as he pretty much made a crater. Smh, I’m rambling too much and Imma move on from that now — yeah slightly busy week but pushing through in the mean time and having Ghostface for some fuckin’ motivation. Some nsfw shit will be mentioned and possibly some gore but nonetheless, this’ll be a fun one boys. ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_
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OKAY getting this shit out of the way first but Slipknot do be hitting hard for me atm and I gotta say it’s either Vermilion or Prosthetics that give me massive brainrot and Ghostface vibes.
It’s a possibility I might even write a mini fic based off of Prosthetics ngl, now there’s a fuckin’ thought.
It’s either some dumbass banter or flirting between you and Ghostface, never an in between. Most of the time 90% of whatever flirtatious remarks comes out of Danny’s mouth is a joke, but at the same time he’s also not fuckin’ kidding.
“Baby what that tongue do?” “Lick my fingers. To turn the pages of the Bible for sinners like you.”
Get ready for some nightly fucking shenanigans because Ghostface is going to drop in when you least expect it.
Despite being the flirtatious bastard he is, Danny can get clingy at times.
Like this man could demand cuddles and if you refuse he will just tie you up and have his cuddles anyways because he doesn’t give a shit if you say no. He does what he wants anyways.
He’ll have you lying there tied up and helpless on your bed, listening to whatever fuckin’ rants he’s going on about, probably something about his night or maybe shit talking about another resident in Roseville he plans to kill in some few days. ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌
By the time he’s leaving he might’ve took something small of yours for keeping, not like you were gonna notice much of a difference anyways. And you’re definitely not gonna get it back.
Besides stalking his chosen targets for his next kill, Ghostface still keeps his tabs on you whenever he doesn’t happen to show up inside your home or phone in. Either he’d take some photos on random occasions while you’re in public, keeping lost items of yours, might’ve ended up building a small shrine out of that shit ngl.
It’s almost hilarious but at the same time it isn’t, because Ghostface swore to himself he would never build some sort of attachment towards his victims or anybody in general but then you came along and somehow changed that shit. 💀💀
Might’ve found out your text tbh so he could annoy you for endless hours during the day when he’s not around and playing himself as Jed and working at the Gazette.
Did I forget to mention how possessive he is??? Man’s honestly lucky to have some restraint and composure seeing some other people talking to you and breathing the same fuckin’ air otherwise he would’ve killed them already by the next night, this shit don’t apply to that drunkard who was harassing you the one Saturday night you went out to the bar with friends though. That shit was justified in his opinion.
There’s either two reasons and two reasons only why Ghostface would’ve made a drop inside your house, either this man is wanting attention from you and to talk, or this mfer is horny as shit. There’s no in-between.
Dude’s into kinky shit you name it, stuff like: bondage, blood play, knife play, things like that. Blood play might’ve been off the table for the first half however he might’ve brought it up some time around when you got comfy enough where you weren’t constantly having to get into some cat fight with the guy.
Might I add, the first time he met you and he was picking you off as one of his victims he got a fuckin’ hard-on from your fear and seeing the bit of blood smeared on your arms or cheeks while you were fighting for your life.
Mirror sex, semi-public sex, a quickie, phone sex, dude’s up for some small bit of risks and that mainly goes with semi-public ofc because he finds it fun and adds more spice to the situation.
He’s still paying close in mind wherever he does it so he himself isn’t getting caught in that position with you and shit would somehow escalate. He doesn’t do it often a lot but maybe to some rare occasion or something like that.
He likes hearing you beg and looking like an absolute flustered mess under him. 😌
Rough sex is also a big yes, he doesn’t do it gentle much but it might’ve happened in some rare chances even if you didn’t ask for it.
Mask stays on babes he’s not taking it off during sex.
He’s also pushing you to overstimulation because he can and will, and he takes fuckin’ joy out of it >:))
Gets a small power trip out of it too, knowing he’s the one driving you insane this way and making you plead for his cock.
Shhh that’s just his way of showing how much he loves you.
He’s pretty good with aftercare, cuddles in bed afterwards and a short nap in the mean time before morning where he’ll have to bounce by then and get to work.
☠︎︎༒︎✞︎🕸𖤐
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jymwahuwu · 1 year
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YOUR YAN! JING YUAN FAKE DATING IS *CHEF KISS💋💋*
Anywayy do you have any thought for yan! Jing yuan and yanqing's tutor reader😋😋
OH MY GOD YANQING IS FALLING BEHIND IN HIS ACADEMIC SCORE? ugh this is what u get from too much sword practice‼️ that's okay tho, daddy Jing Yuan will hire the best tutor for this best boi and the tutor is happen to be you‼️ cuz you reader are the best😍. Hmm? Why is Jing Yuan keep staring at you tho? It makes you uncomfy while teaching Yanqing how to do algebra (or any other subject I hate math smh)‼️Nah don't think to much bout it~ Jing Yuan just wanna make sure Yanqing learn diligently💪🏻 weird, but you didn't even see him bat an eye to Yanqing. Whatever it's not too concerning anyway🤷🏻‍♀️
WOHOOO GREAT YANQING'S SCORE RAISE A FEW NUMBER! GOOD JOB DEAR TUTOR. But it seems like he still struggling to understan a few topics according to Jing Yuan😰🤨 ofc you can help him, but it really is tiring to walk from ur house to his mansion💔💔 Don't worry you can sleep in Jing Yuan's mansion as long as you want‼️‼️‼️Isn't that great? Many would kill just to get his approval🥳
Hmm? How long has it been since you agree to sleep here? A month❓ Two month❓Three❓ Yanqing already on top of his class, why do he need your tutor⁉️ UHM AND WHY IS HE CALLING YOU HIS MOTHER TOO😰 WHY HE SUDDENLY SAID JING YUAN WILL MARRY YOU❓ YOU NEVER AGREE TO THIS DID YOU😰😱‼️‼️
Ofc you'll agree right? Right❓ After all, Jing Yuan doesn't quite like it when there's someone who argue with his decision☹️
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TW: yandere, manipulation, forced marriage
Sorry I took so long to reply to this, your emojis are so cute! 😂 Tutor reader☺️😳 There is a lot of potential here, Jing Yuan loves you for being kind to Yanqing. You find this job ad on a job site, and it says the employer will pay for the accommodation. Reasonable salary and conditions! You applied for the job and were taken to…Xianzhou Luofu? Wait, the general's mansion? You meet the child named Yanqing who needs to be taught. You're confused about his relationship with the general - Yanqing looks more like his son than the guard. A somewhat arrogant but polite kid who is eager to prove himself.
General Jing Yuan tells you that you need to teach him [your best subject], and it would be better if you can teach him some virtues and principles. This child did not receive systematic education, and likes to practice swords, so the score is not as good as before😗 At the same time, he also noticed that you are always loving and friendly to children, and gradually attracted to you. In the past, only he and Yanqing practiced swords and played in the mansion, but now your laughter echoes on the grass. Yanqing has an attachment to you now. He even accidentally called you mom in front of him (while you were not there), Jing Yuan immediately corrected him. Yanqing lowered his head in frustration. He began to think about the possibility of you becoming his wife and Yanqing's mother.
Jing Yuan purposely does not send any spaceship to pick you up to the mansion, and you have to take public transportation for more than two hours each time to work. So, when he proposed that you could live in his mansion and said that there are many guest rooms here, you agreed. Jing Yuan arranged the softest luxurious bed (and next door to his room), gorgeous big bathtub and cosmetics. There's even a holographic walk-in closet, you just pick the clothes you want to wear and the system will arrange them for you. You feel a little disturbed, even flattered, by these treatments. You are just a child's tutor, why does the general treat you like a distinguished guest? Jing Yuan is always reassuring you, telling you that's how Xianzhou treats guests, and saying subtle, flirtatious things. You have a vague feeling of being watched while you sleep.
Unconsciously, you have lived in his mansion for more than half a year😊One day, the servants measured the dress for you and asked about the wedding menu you wanted. You were dumbfounded and carefully asked what happened? Oh hey, of course it's yours! You are going to marry the general, just relax and be the bride in Xianzhou.
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hopefulromances · 1 year
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Long Time Coming I Chapter Eleven I Jealousy, Jealousy
Summary: Being hired as the first female assistant coach in the league was a challenge of it itself. Being a football protigy and University Football Legend was easy enough. Coaching Jamie Tartt was a challenge all on its own.
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Word Count: 4.1k
Warning: Jealousy, Zava smh, some angst
A/N: Meaty chapter. Some filler stuff tho. But It'll pick up soon!
Prologue One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten
We set this whole thing up for Zava’s arrival. With press and the whole team there but he never showed. We are all sat waiting in the sun for him for well over an hour. Ted sent us all back to the locker while he went to discuss with Rebecca. I sat in my chair that I’d brought out from the office, spinning absentmindedly as the boys chatted.
            “Hey, did Zava come through here?” Ted walked into the room, causing me to stop my spinning.
            “What? No,” I answered, rising out of my chair. “Did you see him?”
            “Yeah, he was upstairs just a second ago.”
Great, so now we had a random superstar football player wandering around the building. I slumped back into my chair as the boys began to figure out how they would find him. I turned to look at Jamie who looked just as disgruntled as me. I shrugged at him, trying to find some levity in the situation but Jamie just crossed his arms and shook his head.
Then my eyes wandered to the doorway where, lo and behold, Zava appeared. A hush fell over the room as he sauntered in, all eyes watching to see what the man would do next. He took a deep inhale, then exhaled just as deeply.
            “I will begin by address the most important person in this room,” Zava announced. The boys hung on his every word, hoping that somehow, they would be the most important person in the room. “Which of you is the kitman?”
I saw Will’s eyes practically bug out of his head as he jumped up from the back of the group.
            “That’s me! Uh… I’m Will,” He stutted out. “Uh, I am…”
            “Will,” Zava addressed. “I too worked as a ball boy for a club when I was just 11 years old.”
            “I’m 25”
            “Your passion… is why I play,” Zava breathed out. I rolled my eyes and shot Jamie a glance. He was giving me the same incredulous smile that I had. I was glad at least one other person in the room was finding the humor in this situation. I let out a scoff at Jamie’s face.
Unfortunately, my scoff seemed to gain the attention of Zava as he turned to face me.
            “Any you,” He knelt down in front of me, taking my hand in his. “You are a warrior. I pledge my allegiance to you, my queen.”
            “Oh… uh…. Thanks?” I wasn’t quite sure how to respond when a grown man pledges his allegiance to you.
            “Your bravery and determination know no bounds.” He brought my hands up and place a kiss on each palm. “Lead me down your path.”
I gave him a tightlipped smile as he nodded at me. He finally let go of my hands and walked back to address the team. I sat there, still in shock at the interaction. I looked over at Jamie again, expecting to laugh things off with him but he wasn’t laughing, in fact all the humor in his face had left.
The coaches left the locker room to go discuss our strategy with Zava. As we did, I looked over at Jamie one last time who was untying and retying his shoes, refusing to even look my way. I groaned internally, now I’d have that to deal with when I got home.
Training was fine for the rest of the day. The boys were buzzing thinking about Zava. I stood next to Roy as we watched them run their drills.
            “I just don’t get it,” I said to Roy, arms crossed in front of me. “I mean he’s a good player yeah, but we have plenty of great players on the team. O’BREIN IF I SEE YOU CUT A CORNER AGAIN, I’LL CHASE YOU AROUND THE PITCH MYSELF.”
Roy nodded at me. “The boys need something to hold onto, if they want to hold onto Zava, that’s fine by me.”
I watched as Jamie pushed himself to be in the front of the pack. “I think it’s incredibly short sighted to depend on one player. Just thinking about when Jamie was their Zava.” Roy grunted, remembering all too well when Jamie was the hero of the lads. “I guess I just don’t get it.”
“I think it’s a guy thing… like Ryan Reynolds,” he surmised. I shook my head, a disgusted look on my face.
“Well, that’s one thing I can be glad not to get behind.”
After training, I was sitting in at my desk, drawing up a different strategy. Or at least trying to. I sucked at this part, trying to figure out how the players should move. I was good at interpreting strategy and executing it, but coming up with one on my own, forget about it. I was just about to give up and get ready to head out when Jamie walked into the room.
“Hey, Jamie,” Ted greeted with a smile. “How you doing?”
            “Um. Can I talk to you for a minute?” Straight and to the point. He didn’t even look at me when he walked in the room. I frowned glancing over at Beard who shrugged.
            “Yeah! You can talk to me as long as you want, though I do have a tendency to doze off around 1:00am.” He laughed at himself. How many dad jokes could Ted make in one day? The world may never know. “What’s up.”
            “Uh, so look… uh,” Jamie turned and closed the door and finally he looked at me. I tried to give him a smile, but he didn’t seem very receptive to it. “I know we’re all excited Zava’s here. Yeah, I get that. But I know a lot of players like him, and they’re all just self-absorbed glory hunters who care about themselves.”
Ted and Beard gave each other a look. I knew what they were thinking. Jamie was that exact self-absorbed glory hunter just a few seasons ago. But Jamie was different. He really was. And the fact that Zava was that version of himself was truly mature of him. I knew it took a lot for him to come talk to us and I wanted to support him.
            “Uh. Jamie, don’t you think that… coming from you… that’s a little bit ironic,” Beard scoffed, giving Jamie a condescending look. I frowned at him. It wasn’t even ironic.
            “Look!” Jamie stammered trying to figure out how to word his thoughts correctly. “The point is. We don’t need this guy. I… I think we’ve got a good thing going here, and he’s already fucking it all up.” He pointed to the white board that Zava had messed with. The one where everyone else was behind him.
I hurt me to see Jamie to insecure. But it was different from the insecurity I’d seen when he was worried about Dani. Not only was he being way more eloquent with his words, but he was showing his insecurity to the coaches. Something he never would’ve done before.
“Hey, Jamie, I hear what you’re saying man,” Ted reassured him. “But I think we’ve got to give it a game or two and see what’s what.”
Jamie glanced at me again. Only the second time since he’d walked into the room. I nodded, agreeing with Ted. As much as I didn’t get the obsession around Zava, he was a good player and we had to give it a chance before dismissing him completely. Especially after everything Rebecca did to secure him to the team.
            “Yeah, yeah…” Jamie nodded, wringing his hands. “Yeah, no, course, yeah. Well, um. Thanks for hearing me out.”
            “Alright!” Ted responded, hitting his desk. “Thanks for speaking your mind. Please continue to do so.”
Jamie nodded and turned to leave. “Oh, and uh, I weren’t being ironic… I was being hypocritical.” He said to Beard. “That’s it.”
And he left. I raised my eyebrows and smiled widely, looking at Beard in excitement. Beard was furious. His mind reeling with the idea that Jamie had corrected him.
            “Is that right?” Ted asked.
            “Mmm.”
            “Yes or no!” I pressed, doing a drumroll on my desk.
            “Yes…” Beard squeaked out.
I laughed, pumping my fist in the air. “Jamie 1, Beard 0”
            “So that was actually ironic,” Ted pointed out.
            “More like Beard 5 Jamie 1, okay?” Beard pouted and stormed out of the room. Ted and I sat chuckling to ourselves as he left. I turned back to my paper, looking at what I had drawn.
I scrapped it, balling it up into a ball before throwing it into the trash, nearly hitting Ted as I did. I let out a loud groan and slammed my head into the desk.
Ted rolled over to sit next to me. “What chu working on there.”
“Do you ever think it’s crazy?” I asked him, rolling my head over to look at him. “Being here? Being a football coach?”
Ted laughed ironically. “You know that question does cross my mind from time to time, yes.”
I smiled, but the pit in my stomach wouldn’t let me celebrate quite yet. “But then I remember why we’re here. Do you remember that?”
I looked over at him. “To win the whole fucking thing.”
            “To win the whole fucking thing,” Ted nodded, hitting my arm. “Now why don’t you go on home? You’ve worked enough for today.”
            “Whatever you say, Ted.” I pushed back from my desk, grabbing my bag. “I’ll see you at the game, yeah?”
            “Sure will, miss ma’am,” He responded, standing from his seat. “Have a nice night.”
I walked out into the carpark, looking forward to getting home and taking a long shower… maybe with Jamie involved. But instead, he was leaning against my car waiting for me. I approached him, looking around to make sure there was no one else around.
            “Hey Jamie, what’s up.”
            “Oh, hey (Y/N), thought you’d forgotten about me,” Jamie grumbled, shoving his hands in his pockets.
I furrowed my eyebrows as I unlocked my care. “What are you talking about?”
            “Thought you’d be too busy talking to Zava,” he said pointedly, not even having the decency to look at you.
You stared at him face unmoving. Your blood was boiling. “Nuh, uh, no we aren’t doing this jealous bullshit.” Jamie shrugged noncommittally, but you could tell his exterior was breaking. “You don’t get to take your anger and insecurity out on me.”
            “I was just-“
            “You were just nothing, get off my car.”
He pushed himself off my car, hand coming around to rub the back of his neck. I pushed him aside and opened the door to the car.I knew Jamie was upset about Zava, I knew he was feeling insecure about his skill and his abilities I knew all those things. But he had no right to pin his emotions on me. If he had actually talked to me, he would’ve learned that I think Zava is an overrated prick with an ego to match but no. Instead, now I was getting in the car to drive home and shower, alone.
I didn’t say another word to Jamie was I slammed the door and drove off. In my rearview mirror, I saw him kicking a rock on the ground and knew he was probably kicking himself as well. My shower wasn’t as satisfying as it would have been if Jamie had been there, but I enjoyed it, nonetheless.
I let the hot water roll down over my body, washing away the stress and anxiety the day had brought. But when I stepped out, I found myself wishing Jamie was there to make some stupid cheeky comment about my body. I had to remind myself that I were mad at him long enough to not text him to come over.
Instead, I went back to my drawing board and tried to draw up another strategy. But try as I might, I couldn’t focus. I tapped my pencil against the page. Every tap sending a pitch to my mind of my football days, the stomps on the seats, the cheers of my chant, the swish of the goal. What were I missing?
I snapped out of my trance when I saw my phone was ringing. I picked up my phone and answered the called.
“Hello?”
It was only a few minutes later when Colin showed up at my doorstep with a bottle of sugary rose and two glasses.
            “Are you sure I wasn’t bothering you?” he checked as I walked him into my house.
I waved him off, sitting down on my couch. “Not at all, I was just relaxing after a shower, now pour me some wine and talk to me.”
Colin followed my instructions and poured me a hefty glass of wine. He sat on my couch, trying to make himself comfortable but I could tell there was something on his mind. He was vague on the phone, something about relationship problems and just wanted to chat, but that was it. He shifted so his body was facing mine.
            “Do you ever feel like… a part of you is… missing?” He asked sincerely. “Like… you can almost tell it’s there but it’s just out of reach.”
I raised my eyebrows at him. “Is this about Zava? Cause I told Ted that taking you out of the lineup was a bad idea.”
            “No! Well… maybe.” He considered his words, tapping his fingers against his hands. “Maybe something more than Zava.”
I thought back to my dilemma with the strategy. I could see the field, the ball in in stride, the crowd cheering my name, but not the formation. What was I doing there? I thought through this as Colin waited for me to respond.
            “I think maybe Zava getting me benched has me thinking about… my place on the team and just who I am…” He told me, looking down. “Something Nate said to me last season.”
I rolled my eyes, grumbling to myself. “What did he say?” I scoffed, thinking about what Nate could possible have said, brining my wine glass to my lips.
            “He called me uninspiring.” I almost spit out my wine. “Like Jamie and Dani are Van Goph and I’m… motel art.”
            “He said WHAT?” I shouted, nearly jumping out of my seat. “What a bastard.”
            “Yeah…well… maybe he was right.”
            “No, no, Colin…” I got up from my spot and moved over to sit next to him. “You are not motel art.”
Colin shrugged, looking noncommittal. “Zava inspires, that’s why he’s on the team.”
It broke my heart to think someone made Colin think he wasn’t inspiring. Like his work on the team wasn’t enough.
            “Colin…” I sighed, sucking my lips into my teeth. “You are inspiring. The only thing Zava inspires is a headache, but you… you make the team work. On and off the field.” I brought my hand to shake his shoulder. “You’re my friend, Colin. I don’t become friends with just anyone on the team.”
            “Bumbercatch said he was sorry”
            “If he was sorry he would knit me a new scarf, wouldn’t he.”
Colin chuckled, shaking his head. “Yeah… I guess.”
I could tell there was something more going on in Colin’s head. Something that went deeper than just the team’s lineup. His hands were still tapping away at each other even as he smiled. I knocked my shoulder against his.
            “Is there anything else you wanted to talk about?” I checked, glancing down at his hands and back up at him.
Colin chewed on his bottom lip as his eyes averted away from mine. “Uh, no, I don’t think so.”
I nodded, knowing that if it was something I should know he would tell me.
            “Alright, then get your switch out we’re playing Smash Bros.”
            “Oh, you are so on.”  
The day of the game arrived and the whole city of Richmond was buzzing. Everyone was excited to see Zava make his debut for the team, see what he could do for us. I found myself spacing out as the coaching staff went over the plan to the team again. How many times could one man say Zava before the it didn’t even sound like a name anymore.
We had exactly four minutes until we had to be on the field. I was heading to fill up my water bottle when a hand pulled me into the boot room. I yelped but knew exactly who it was.
            “Jamie, you have to stop surprising me like this,” I scolded, trying to regain my balance.
            “Sorry, sorry, but I we don’t have a lot of time,” He apologized, running a hand through his hair. “I just want to apologize.” I softened, standing up straight as I listened to him. “I was being a dick yesterday, and I took me… stupid insecurity about Zava out on you.”
            “Yeah… you did,” I agreed, the ends of my lips curling up just slightly.
            “Anyways, I just wanted to say I’m sorry, yeah?” He concluded, skewing his mouth at me.
I glanced around the room, making sure the coast was clear before going up on my tallest tip toes and placing a quick kiss on Jamie’s mouth.
            “Thank you,” I murmured, my eyes crinkling with my smile. “But next time… just talk to me. “
He scoffed and nodded, looking down at the floor. “Yeah… I should’ve just talked to you. I know… but it’s just Zava gotten into me head.”
I started to head towards the door, shrugging. “Don’t worry about Zava, how back could it possibly be?”
Very bad, apparently. Well great for Richmond. But terrible for Jamie. Zava took the league by storm, leading Richmond through a string of powerful wins against all of our rivals. It made us look great, but I could tell it was taking a toll on Jamie’s self-esteem. He barely had a single goal the whole season, even one that looked like a sure goal for him that Zava stole at the last minute.
That’s how he ended up moping in the corner of Sam’s restaurant. I stared at him as I chatted with Rebecca and Keeley. After another successful win, Sam had invited us over for an early opening of his restaurant. Everyone had come. Even Beard and Jane were there to show their support. I would give anything to go over and comfort Jamie, but right now, I could only stare as he looked so fucking good, even as broody as he was.
            “It’s a pity you and Jamie never worked your shit out, isn’t it,” Rebecca commented, popping an olive in her mouth. “You were all over him last season.”
I widened my eyes at her, nodding sadly. “We just never figured shit out, I guess.”
            “It’s too bad,” Keeley agreed, looking over at Jamie. “I think the two of you would’ve been great.”
I glanced over at Jamie again who was playing with his food, a warm feeling flooding my chest. “Yeah… we would’ve.”
Rebecca and Keeley shared a glance. Rebecca subtly refilled my glass with champagne as Keeley pulled me back into the conversation.
            “Well, we need to get you back on the horse! Gotta get back on bantr!” Keeley insisted, forcing me to look at her. “I bet if you tried you could take one of these guys home tonight.”
            “Well, it’s a good thing I don’t want to do that,” I soothed, shaking my head. “I think I just want to be single for a little while.”
Rebecca nodded at me. “Good for you, being single is great!”
            “You hate being single,” Keely pointed out, giggling.
            “But I have come to accept it, (Y/N)” she looked at me seriously. “Just focus on you and the rest will come.”
I smiled at her. She was right. Not in the way she thought but it meant a lot to me. Here I was, working for a premiere league football team, dating my best friend and I should be happy. I was happy. But my mind wandered to my conversation with Colin. There was a part of me missing but I didn’t even know what part.
I looked over at Jamie again, this time he was with Roy. I didn’t know what they were talking about, and I wasn’t sure I wanted to know. But I missed Jamie. I missed him even though he was sitting in the room with me. I knew that if I walked over there and pulled him up and kissed him in the middle of the room, no one would care.
But it wasn’t them I was afraid of. It was everyone else. Once the word got out into the world and the press knew and the fans knew, no one would look at me the same way. They would look at him the same but me, I’d be the coach who was dating her player. I’d be the girl who slept my way to the top. And I don’t think I could handle that.
The rapid knocking on the door was what woke me up. I was laying on Jamie's chest, an arm slung over his waist as he kept me secure with an arm around my shoulder. I blinked my eyes open and propped myself up on my elbows to look at the clock. 4:00AM.
"Jamie," I grumbled, tapping his chest. "If you don't get the door, I'm gonna kill someone. Most likely you."
"Why do I have to do it?" He growled, wrapping his arms around me to pull me down to his chest again. "Just ignore it, they'll go away."
I smile sleepily, closing my eyes again. He was right. Whoever it was knocking at the wrong house. They would go away eventually.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Or not. I groaned again. "Jammieee."
He didn't move, pretending not to hear me. I trailed my hands up his chest and flicked his bare nipple.
“Oi!" He shouted, suddenly very awake. "What'd you do that for?"
"Go. Get. The. Door." I demanded, wriggling out from his arms, and turning over.
Jamie let out a frustrated grunt but got out of the bed, throwing a shirt on before walking out again.  I felt your eyes begin to droop again. Jamie would be back eventually, and we could go back to sleep for a few more hours.
But he didn’t come back, and it sounded like he was actually talking to whoever was at the door. I frowned and let out a hard sigh as I rolled out of bed. I found Jamie’s shirt – he must have taken mind by mistake – and threw it on over my head. I slumped down the stairs rubbing my eyes.
            “Jamie, who the fuck is at the door?”  As I rounded the corner, a bright light came to shine on me. I blinked my eyes and realized that it was Roy. “Oh, fuck.”
            “What the fuck is she doing here?” Roy barked, looking at Jamie.
            “None of your fucking business, grandad,” Jamie waved him off turning around. He walked over to me, wrapping an arm around my waist and kissing my head. “Goin’ for a run, you gonna be okay?
I nodded at him, giving him a tight-lipped smile. “You’re wearing my shirt and your ass is out.”  
He looked down at the shit then glanced over his shoulder. “Thought I’d give Roy a show, whatdaya think.” He leaned down pursing his lips dramatically.
I pushed his head away and laughed. “Very funny, now go change so I can go back to sleep.”
Jamie frowned at me and sulked as he walked off. I watched him leave for a second, my lips pursed as I became very aware of Roy’s eyes on me. I walked over to the open door, waving at Roy.
            “You sleepin’ with Tartt?” He grunted, his bushy eyebrows lifting slightly.
  ��         “Your knees still creak when the wind blows?” I shot back, meeting his expression.
Roy grunted at me, smirking fondly. “Touche.”
I smiled, a real smile, not a tight-lipped or pursed smile. It was 4 o’clock in the fucking morning and I’m standing in Jamie’s shirt in front of my friend and the world didn’t explode. Roy and Jamie getting along, well as best as they could. It felt like a weight was lifted off my shoulders. Sure, it wasn’t the whole world, but it was someone. It was a start.
            “Holy shit.” Roy’s voice brought me back to reality.
            “What?” I leaned against the door frame.
            “You’re proper fucking into him aren’t you,” Roy questioned. “Like it’s not just a sex thing.”
I bit my lip, turning as Jamie reemerged from our bedroom. I felt my ears begin to burn as I replied.
            “Yeah… I’m proper fucking into him.”
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mxdimitrescu · 5 months
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Late Night Fun
Synopsis: A late night texting leads to something steamy.
Genre: Pure filthy smut
Pairing: Vanessa x GP!Reece Johnson
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Vanessa
I sat in the corner of the couch and clicked through the Netflix menu, searching for a movie to watch.
"There's never anything good on here anymore. Why do I still pay for this?" I muttered. I felt the phone buzz in the pocket of my hoodie, and pulled it out. I smiled when I saw the text.
Reece: This night is dragging. I can't wait to come home :(
I shook my head as I texted back.
Vanessa: Aw babe. You don't have much longer. You get off at 2 right?
I tossed the Playstation controller to the side and waited for her to text back.
Reece: Yeah but Im gonna ask if i can leave early. It's so dead tonight. I miss you.
Vanessa: I miss you too baby. you only have another hour tho. You'll be okay lol be patient
Reece: Well I'm gonna text you till I leave cuz there's nothing else to do. I already cleaned up.
I laid down on the couch and sighed as I smiled at the phone.
Vanessa: that's fine. I'm not doing anything anyways. oh shit, can you stop at the store before you come home and get me some oreos? i'm craving some bad.
Reece: okay. imma bring you something else too ;)
I smirked as I read the text.
Vanessa: oh yeah? what's that
I put the phone down and stood from the couch, stretching as I walked to the kitchen to grab a bottle of water. I took a long drink as I walked back to the living room and grabbed my phone.
I bit my lip as I opened the picture message Reece sent. She was standing in front of the mirror in the dimly lit bathroom of the bar. She held the phone with one hand, and was lifting her shirt slightly with the other so I could see her abs. My eyes drifted down, and I raised a brow when she noticed the slight bulge of her hardened member in Reece's jeans. I quickly texted her back.
Vanessa: Lol, are you hard at work?
Reece: Yup ;)
Vanessa: You're hot. Stop playing with me lol
Reece: I'm hard for you babe.
Vanessa: Smh I bet you are.. hurry up and get home.
Reece: Lol what happened to being patient?
Vanessa: Lol bye! You're really rude. Why would you turn me on like that when you know you aren't gonna be home anytime soon? Now I gotta wait!
Reece: Lol stop whining.. just be ready when I get there.
Vanessa: I've been ready since you left.
Reece: Oh really? Did I not satisfy you well enough earlier?
Vanessa: Baby, you know you did. But I swear every time you walk out that door.. my body just starts aching for you again..
Reece: Mmm. What part of your body.. specifically lol
Vanessa: Lol smh guess
Reece: Hmm.. can I buy a vowel lol
Vanessa: Lmao.. you play entirely too much
Reece: Lol. I know that pussy is aching for me baby.
I bit my lower lip and sighed before texting back.
Vanessa: You gonna handle it when you get home?
Reece: Mhm. Soon as  walk in the door it's getting handled.
Vanessa: Oh yeah? Tell me what you're gonna do
Reece: Well first of all, I need you naked before I even get there
Vanessa: That can be arranged.. I'm barely wearing anything now.
Reece: Pants or no pants?
Vanessa: No pants.
Reece: Shirt?
Vanessa: I'm wearing your red hoodie.. no bra.. no shirt.
Reece: Shorts?
Vanessa: Just those black panties you like.
Reece: You're fucking killing me. You can keep the panties on
Vanessa: Lol.. tell me what you're gonna do to me baby.
Reece: I'm picking you up and laying you on the couch
Vanessa: Damn, we ain't even makin it to the bedroom huh?
Reece: No. We're skipping a couple of steps lol
Vanessa: lol I can see that
Reece: so, you'll be on the couch. I'll be on top of you, kissing you. I'm not gonna be able to keep my hands off of you
Reece: I'm gonna bite that spot on your neck that I know makes you soak your panties
Vanessa: Fuck you're turning me on so much
Reece: I can't wait to suck on your hard nipples. Are they hard right now?
I slid a hand underneath the hoodie, and moaned as my fingers brushed over a rock hard nipple. I played with it gently as I texted back.
Vanessa: Yes baby
Reece: I thought so.. I wanna kiss you everywhere
Reece: I wanna spread your perfect thighs so I can see that wet pussy. Touch yourself and tell me how wet you are.
My hand slipped down my body and beneath my panties. I gasped quietly when I felt how wet I was.
Vanessa: Baby I'm so fucking wet for you right now. I can't believe this shit
Reece: You're still touching yourself aren't you?
Vanessa: Yes baby
Reece: stop. I don't want you cuming before I get there.
Vanessa: babyyyyyy you're wylin right now!
Reece: Lol. I'll be there soon. You gonna let me eat that pussy?
I groaned and closed my eyes after reading the text. I let out a frustrated sigh before texting back
Vanessa: That's all I want right now baby. Ugh I need to feel your tongue on me, sucking my clit
Reece: That's what you want?
Vanessa: Yesss please I want it so bad
Reece: Is that all you want?
Vanessa: No.. that's not all..
Reece: What else do you want?
Vanessa: I want you inside of me.. I want you to fuck me baby
Reece: Yeah? You want me to pull on your hair while I fuck you from behind?
Vanessa: Yes baby please
Reece: You want me deep inside of you? Hittin that spot while you scream?
Vanessa: God baby please hurry
Reece: I'm gonna wear that pussy out when I get home. Take off that hoodie
I dropped the phone and quickly tore off the hoodie before throwing it to the floor. I heard the phone buzz again.
Reece: I've been thinking about you all night. I can still taste you from earlier. You came sooo much baby. I love that I can make you cum like that with just my tongue
Reece: If you were here right now I would bend you over this bar and eat that pussy from the back. I wouldn't even care who was watching
I moaned quietly as I read her texts, trying my hardest not to touch myself.
Vanessa: You gotta stop baby lol.. you're making me so wet
Reece: Can you do me a favor really quick?
Vanessa: Anything
Reece: Push two fingers inside of your pussy
Reece: Pull them out and taste yourself.
I groaned and pushed my hand under my panties again, moaning softly as I fingered myself. I heard the phone buzz again.
Reece: Don't get carried away.. I know you're over there fucking yourself. Stop. Put your fingers in your mouth
Reece: Suck them clean
I closed my eyes again and stuck my fingers into my mouth, moaning as I sucked on them greedily. I reached back down to touch myself again when I got another text.
Reece: You better stop. Save some for me.
I laughed softly as I texted back.
Vanessa: You know me too well.
Reece: Tastes good, doesn't it?
Vanessa: Mmhm, I can't wait till you get here. I want you to eat me till I cum
Reece: Don't I always? i love it when you cum in my mouth. It's such a turn on.
A sudden knock at the door broke me out of my spell and I sat up.
Vanessa: Someone's at the door. Are you expecting company?
Reece: It's me. I got off early and took a Lyft home.
Reece: Open this door.
I stood from the couch and quickly walked to the door.
"Open up, honey," I heard Reece say sweetly before I unlocked the door.
I pulled it open and saw her standing on the other side. Reece leaned against the door frame with her backpack slung over her shoulder. She stared hungrily at me, and took a step inside of the apartment.
"They let you leave early?" I asked Reece nodded as she dropped her bag and closed the door.
She lifted me into her arms and walked toward the couch slowly.
"Yeah. Stopped at the gas station across the street and got your Oreos. They're in my bag," Reece said in a low voice.
She lowered me onto the couch, and kissed me softly.
"You can have them later."
I grinned coyly as Reece pulled back and looked at my body.
"Later?" I asked.
She raised an eyebrow.
"Did you think I was joking in those texts?" she asked seriously, "Spread your legs."
Reece kissed me deeply as she lay between my legs on the couch.
"Why do I get the feeling you knew you were getting off early this entire time," I smirked as Reece kissed her way down my body.
"Cause you're the smartest woman in the world," Reece said, kissing the side of my breast.
"But also because when I'm horny, I'm very predictable." I chuckled, then moaned softly as Reece licked my nipple before sucking it gently.
"Thank God for that," I breathed as she switched breasts.
"Thank fucking God."
Reece continued to make her way down my body, raking her short fingernails across my stomach, and grinning when I shivered.
"I have been waiting for this all night," She husked as she ran her thumb across the front of my panties.
She pulled the panties to the side, and I bit my lower lip, watching as Reece dragged her tongue through my soaked pussy. She raised an eyebrow. I sucked in a breath as she licked at her clit.
"You taste super sweet," Reece said observantly.
I giggled, then let out a deep moan as Reece's tongue swept through my folds again.
"Oh shit," I whispered.
I put one hand behind her head and the other on my own breast and played with my nipple gently as Reece watched.
"Keep doing that," She said breathlessly before sucking my hard clit into her mouth. I moaned and closed my eyes.
"Don't fucking stop," I said quietly.
She pushed my thighs further apart as she worked her tongue over me. I let out a shaky breath at the sound of Reece's lips sucking at me as she went faster. Reece moaned against my swollen lips, sucking each one into her mouth before delving her tongue into my entrance. She then pulled back slightly and kissed my inner thigh.
"Sit up," She said as she lifted her head. She took my hands and pulled me into a sitting position on the couch.
"Baby what are you doing," I whined as she pushed the coffee table further away. When she turned back around, I was sitting with her back against the couch, pouting making her smiled.
"I need space," she said as she knelt in front of the couch, pulling my panties off and pushing my thighs apart again. She bit her lip and stared down at my body.
"Play with yourself."
I slid a hand down my body as she watched. I moaned as my fingers slipped between the wet folds and across my aching clit.
"You see how wet you make me," I breathed as I stroked herself.
Her breathing grew heavy as she watched my fingers glide through my soaked center. I pushed her fingers back inside of me, moaning softly. "I need you, baby. I need you to fuck me right now."
"Oh yeah? Right this second?"
"Right now baby, please," I moaned, fingering faster.
Reece let go of my legs and unbuttoned her pants. She pushed them down, revealing her hardened member. I moaned and sucked my fingers as Y/n stared down at me.
"On your knees," Reece said quietly.
I did as I was told, turning my back to her as I knelt on the couch. I rested my head against the back of the couch as Reece pushed her member into me.
"Yes," I moaned as she thrusted into me again.
She bit her lower lip held my waist as she worked her member deeper. She leaned over me and bit into my neck roughly. I dug my fingernails into the couch cushion and cried out as she went faster.
"Yes baby fuck my pussy."
"Yours? I thought it was mine," Reece growled into my ear as she fucked me hard. "Tell me it's mine, Vanessa."
"It's yours baby, this pussy is yours," I whimpered as she pushed one hand into my hair and tugged it hard.
I felt my knees began to buckle, but Reece wrapped her arms around me and kept me from collapsing into the couch. She smiled slightly as she angled her hips and buried herself even deeper inside me.
"Fuck daddy," I cried and pressed my hand against her stomach, pushing her back. "Hold on, stop." She stopped and pulled back.
"You okay?" she asked. I nodded and let out a deep breath. I reached for her and pulled her in for a firm kiss.
"We need to try a different position because I'm about to pass out," I said. Reece smirked as she stepped out of her pants.
"Does that mean I'm doing a good job?" she asked as she sat on the couch next to me. I climbed on top of her and rested my arms on her shoulders.
"Yes, it does." I leaned forward and kissed her softly. She reached in between us and grabbed her member.
"Wanna stay on top?" She asked in a low voice.
I nodded and lowered myself onto her. I moaned softly as she wrapped her arms around my back and kissed my exposed neck. I furrowed my brow and placed one hand on the back of her neck, while pushing the other through her dark tresses. She pressed her lips against my throat as I rode her slowly.
"Mmm you feel so good," I moaned as I lifted off her member slightly before lowering my hips again. Reece sighed as I arched, tipping backwards, but she held me tight as I rode her slowly.
"Come here," Reece mumbled, pulling me against her again. She pressed her forehead to my bare chest and breathed heavily as I rose and fell in her lap.
"Reece," I choked out as I pushed myself down on her. She moaned and kissed my chest in response, making me shiver. I rocked against her, my hips jerking slightly as my orgasm approached.
"Baby I'm so close."
She moved one hand from my back and slid it between her legs to stroke her clit.
"I'm close too baby. I wanna see you cum," Reece said before biting her lower lip and looking up at me. I groaned as pressed one hand into the back of the couch, the other still in her hair. I leaned down and kissed her hungrily before I tensed slightly.
"Daddy, baby," I let out a soft sob as Reece stroked me faster.
She held me trembling body as I came hard in her lap, whimpering her name with each wave of my orgasm.
Reece thrusted faster until she stiffened and let out a moan as white jets of cum painted my walls. I ran my hands through her hair as she slowly died down from her intense orgasm.
"God you're so beautiful," Reece whispered tenderly, removing her hand from between my legs and wrapping it around my waist.
I still moved slightly on top of her, grinding down on her member to ride out the last bit of my orgasm. She kissed under my chin, then neck and collarbone as I slowed down.
"Stay here. Don't get off yet." I moaned quietly, not ready to move yet anyway.
"Can't we just stay like this forever," I mumbled tiredly, leaning fully against Reece, unable to support myself. She continued to kiss me anywhere her lips could reach.
"Yes, we can," she said between kisses.
"Lies," I said, smiling as she laughed and looked up at me again.
"Well, I wish we could," Reece said quietly as I pressed my forehead to hers.
"I love you."
"I love you too," I said then yawned loudly, making her laugh again.
"You tired baby?" she asked, making me nod.
"You ready to get up?" I nodded.
"You know you're carrying me to bed, right?" I asked.
Reece rolled her eyes and smiled at me.
"Yeah, I kind of figured."
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jupiter-nwn · 10 months
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Heyyyy friend! can you tell me about your favorite Dream headcanons please? :3
OMG OMG OMG OMG HAIIII HAI HAI
GOD GOD GOD YES YES YES!! I GET TO TALK ABOUT MY SILLY HEADCANONS!! (spoiler alert: they're not that silly, I love to watch Dream suffer in a blorbo way) Gonna put this under a read more cause holy damn it's getting long-
Before we start, I think it's kinda obvious at this point, considering I always use they/them for Dream, that I heavily headcanon them to be Non-binary; it makes a lot of sense to me! also to list off the self-indulgent headcanons, definitely AuDHD. Like Ink. Yeah. They're both ND as HELL, and also, since I LOVE it when people think of the sanses as having their creators' nationality + accent + knowing their languages; for me Dream's spanish, which is great cause I am spanish too! and I love Dream :3
(and also bc I think it's cute that both Cross and the twins can speak spanish following that headcanon, like they can gossip in secret teehee :3)
Now, to start, well, well, well, well... I feel like people don't play enough with the fact that Dream and Nightmare are basically just energy; like, Nightmare does use his appearance and properties to kinda scare people but he's also not the same NM under the tree, so it changes, but Dream tho!!
I wrote a oneshot once on AO3 where Dream's like very excited over very mundane technology for us, and Cross is the one to kinda explain to them how that works (and NM too, it was a wholesome platonic fic with Cross bonding with the twins), while Cross also takes note of all the very... magical qualities the twins have, fae-like even. It's kinda well-known that Core and Dream are good friends but for me, part of why they connect well is bc they're both in that strange cusp of "neither monster nor human; knowing a lot about this world but still struggling to connect with it on an organic level", bc of Dream's knowledge on the balance and energies and Core's--- whole thing.
Also, it is canon that Dream has a fear of owls bc they can turn their heads 180º and they have big eyes so Dream finds it spooky that they can always look at you, and I can't confirm if this is "100% canon" but I've been told that Dream's claustrophobic as well. Now, other things that I'd say would be hard triggers for Dream, well, people say apples could trigger them but personally? I think apples must be nostalgic to Dream, both bc Nightmare and also bc they represent their mom; I'd say Dream just gets rather extreme nostalgia around apples, probably not fond of ACTUALLY eating them tho lmao
Personally, I'd like to expand on the claustrophobia thing bc of course it'd remind them of their time as a statue, the small space with no way of connecting with the outside, that'd spook them, but I wanna expand it to them getting extremely anxious whenever they can't move in any way; so like, they heal fast bc of their healing abilities and durability but if they were to, idk, break a bone and need to lay in bed for a couple hours, that'd get them very very anxious. And that comes from both the statue and also a huge huge huge need to be "useful" and "productive". Dream was also abused before NM's corruption but their abuse was more like. Being forced to please the villagers and so and so; like, feeling less like themself and more like a tool to others.
But yeah, also while I said that apples wouldn't be a trigger in the sense of making them panic, fire surely is, since it burned the tree down and is very connected to the day of NM's corruption. Basically, I do think that they panic in a major way whenever there's a lot of fire around or something really smells like burning (so imagine the situation whenever Ink tries to cook something and forgets about it later smh) like, those memories of the Day Of Doom would come back FAST.
Also, going back on that time as a statue thing, I've written posts about this before but like, fanfics often end up describing Dream as having "perfect pearly white bones" and like, probably not!! my guy spent 493 years as a statue! stone chips and erodes! their bones probably have small flaws! nothing major, but they're probably imperfect like that!!
This is getting so long, I'm so sorry 😭, I'll just list off some other miscellaneous headcanons that don't need that much more explanation: Dream, again, has AuDHD, but also AvPD (since that includes a LOT of people-pleasing and self-deprecation); definitely a workaholic if I've ever seen one. Dream's canonically demi-aro and ace + implied to be pan (as in, said to not care about the gender of their partner/s, y'know) and I kinda share that but my self-indulgent side wants them to be ominsexual like me (in practice, they're still mspec, all good all good), I headcanon them super duper heavily to be non-binary, like, their gender isn't just "blank", but it's just nothing remotely CLOSE to "man" or "woman". I headcanon them to use they/them and ae/aer :3
And. Oh dear. Oh wow. That's a huge ramble ashjgbsjdfh!! but I mean, you did ask ME, The Dream Guy, to talk about Dream The Guy, so like, yyyyyyup yup yup. But still, I'M SO SORRY THIS IS SUCH A LONG POST 😭😭😭😭😭😭
My other headcanons end up being so self-indulgent and "ooc"-ish (smh they make sense in the context of them being other au's) that I didn't feel justified putting them in here cause they're not that justified either, some of my headcanons are just so random, like my headcanon that Killer plays the violin. Why? who knows!! not me!! I have no proof!! but!!
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ragnarokhound · 1 year
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jaytim dog fic my beloved woof woof
any mention of that fic has me going back and staring at the summary with the same intensity that my cats use while eyeing their bag of treats xD i know i tell you all the time how much i love it but man it feels like an understatement considering you hit so many of my faves with it
:DDD ehehehe I'm always so thrilled to hear it though! I'm forever staring at sit, stay, speak and smh because how the fuck did my silly crackfic grow legs and sprint away from me like it did?? It was supposed to be a pretty short and silly thing I worked on while despairing over other WIPs, and instead it became...what it is lmao. 20k of egregious dramatic irony, introspection and dog shenanigans + 2k of self-indulgent smut, and somehow the longest thing I've written to date skdjfnksl
werewolf fic might outstrip it tho🐺
Eventually, Tim scrapes himself off the catwalk of the abandoned warehouse. It takes him longer than he’d like to admit.
Stephanie doesn’t comment on how long he’d been missing his comm, except to make a terrible Big Bad Wolf joke. 
“Get lost on your way to granny’s house, Red? I hope you didn’t talk to any strangers.”
Tim scowls, grateful that his cowl hides the reddening tips of his ears. “The Little Red Riding Hood jokes stopped being funny about five minutes after they started.”
“No, they’ve always been funny, you’re just too close to the situation.”
His brain assaults him with helpful flashbacks to half an hour ago, demonstrating in technicolor surround-sound just how close to the situation he’s become, and he stifles a hysterical laugh. He ends up sounding a little strangled, and tries to pass it off as irritation. “I am not.”
Thankfully, she doesn’t bother looking at him, occupied with a small assortment of phones on the desk in front of her. “You’re just mad because it means being associated with Red Hood— which, I mean, come on, it’s right there. He did it on purpose, right? There’s no way he didn’t do it on purpose. He wants us to make these jokes.”
He settles easily into the old argument. “First of all, it doesn’t even make sense. How is he the Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood at the same time? Second, it’s too easy. Low hanging fruit.”
“‘First of all,’” she says, her voice dipped low and mocking in a shitty imitation of him, “it’s versatile. He could fill either role depending on the situation. You’re the one wearing red and getting chased when you go out all the time, have you tried not being a walking stereotype, maybe? Not to victim-blame here, but it’s like you want to be eaten by the Big Bad Wolf. And second, you’re just mad you didn’t say it first.”
He’d come up with an intelligent rebuttal to that, but he’s busy short-circuiting over eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.
“You’re just shut up.”
“You know I’m right,” she sing-songs triumphantly. “Now get over here and help me crack these guys’ phones.”
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gendervapor14 · 7 months
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8. What song would make a great fic (to either write or read)?
9. How do you find new fic to read?
10. How do you decide what to write?
(if not answered already), and 37 & 38! Fanfic ask meme❤️
ooh hello!! thank you for these!! i did answer #38, but i'll answer #37 for sure!
8. What song would make a great fic (to either write or read)?
ooooo as a music nerd i love this question and i apologize for how longwinded my answer is XD i don't do many songfics or much song-related writing [*shoves the title of two fights for freedom under the rug*] but i do have a ton of playlists and songs that make me think of specific characters or fics. to answer this question, i'll just pick one called "Fever Dream" by Dirt Poor Robins. specifically the part starting just after the 4:00 minute mark. the lyrics make me go INSANE with this idea for a dark/horror dq bros fic where doflamingo realizes that corazon is just a false identity and he can't do anything to get his brother back and it drives him even more insane. these lyrics make me crazy Now here comes the liar (lion) Clawing at your door Drunk on the blood of your brother And he's back for more (apparently the lyric is actually "lion" rather than "liar", but i hear "liar" so therefore i declare it is "liar" for the sake of my own brainrot) imagine a fic where rosinante is the one psychologically tormenting doflamingo!! unsure if i'll ever get around to writing it, but it'd probably have a similar vibe to blood gone sour.
9. How do you find new fic to read?
i usually do a nightly prowl under the one piece fandom on ao3 and either filter by most recent fics with rosinante or bell-mere. otherwise i read recs that are bumped on discord servers, or stories friends write! i'm actually terrible at reading tho i don't read nearly enough. when i have free time, i usually use it to create.
10. How do you decide what to write?
excellent question. i make a list of priorities. sometimes it's disorganized lists on my phone, sometimes i use calendars. first and foremost are things with due dates, so zine work, or gifts for exchanges, birthdays or holidays. next i prioritize stories that are works in progress, but already posted on ao3. i hate having incomplete works posted on ao3, so i strive to get them wrapped up asap. then it's a rabid thunderdome of all my other wips and ideas all wrestling for victory for who gets to be created XD i'm constantly bursting with ideas i never get to work on, unfortunately.
37. Promote one of your own “deep cut” fics (an underrated one, or one that never got as much traction as you think it deserves!). What do you like about it?
i'm gonna go ahead and promote spitfire and ice because i busted my ass on this for the crackpair event and i was actually really happy with the result? i was assigned makino x kuzan, so i threw bell-mere in there too just to shake things up, and then i fell madly in love with bell-mere x makino and their flirty banter. it captured my heart in a way i was NOT expecting. i guess the tags aren't particularly interesting to most, so it's relatively unknown with only 4 kudos and 31 hits. but look at this!! “Hey, I’ve gotta ask you something.” She leaned over the counter once Makino settled herself and refilled the pitcher for the next round. “Would I still be wanted here…after hours?” With a tight smile, Makino rested her hands over the tabletop. “We’re closed for customers after hours. I need some time to tidy up the place.” “Right, right…” Pretty gray eyes wandered. “But in this situation, I wouldn’t be a customer.” With an amused chuckle, Makino folded her arms over her stomach. “What do you want me to say, Miss Bell-mère? Do you want me to welcome you to my private quarters upstairs?” That exposed chest filled with air. “I wouldn’t be against an invitation.” smh. well, at least i'm proud of it!
ahhh sorry i got so rambly XD i had fun answering these! thank you so much for the questions!! here's the list if anyone else has a question, or wants to reblog it for themselves!
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star-girl69 · 7 months
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Finally back from combusting, levitating and drowning all at once. I'm sorry for leaving angel but the effect you have on meee🤭🤭🤭🤭 let me not proceed.
-❤️
(that teaser is sending me right back to combusting omg🤭🤭🤭🤭you got me vibrating with excitement)
(I missed you tho gorgeous, how's your day going??? How are you feeling. Talk to meeee I love seeing your rants❤️)
(@saltair-and-palemoonlight - STAWWWWP 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭but please go on)
sorry for the late reply i saw this and then read it and then had to think for an hour and then i came to work but now i’m here!
GIGGLINGGGGGG levitating too we keep adding to the list LMAOOO
(ik i’m so excited for because of you i woke up at like 8 am and then wrote and then went back to bed and then work so that was interesting i haven’t read it back yet so)
(you….. missed…. ME?????? AND YOU THINK IM GORGEOUS???? blushing lol. THANK YOU FOR LOVING MY YAPS 🙏🙏 anyways i’m ok i’m at work literally rn so that sucks i’m a server and i got a pretty shitty section but sigh whatever and then one dude didn’t show up like omg y’all make me mad!!!!! but whatever whatever it’s fine hopefully i’ll survive. then i just have hw to do when i get home i procrastinated by history notes bc i was pushing myself to write she calls me baby LMAOOO so now i have to face the consequences of my actions and do them today, plus some chem homework but i’m amazing at chemistry so i’ll be ok 🙏 but annoying but whatever i’m feeling annoyed today that’s how i’m feeling my life should be perfect smh)
(🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 literally like i’m liking this say more…)
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jackals-ships · 4 months
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i totally gotta talk about brain lotor tho bc it's still. one of the funniest things thats happened
[under a cut bc Rambling + vague medical talk]
so ive had to have a lot of scopes for my EOE both in a checking on it way and a "ah. the food. FUCK" way so ive been under anesthesia. just. A Metric Shit Ton
and a rlly common side effect, which increases the more times you go under, is being combative. which i don't get. but i do. every single time. without fail. Try To Leave
like i am Higher Than A Kite idk where the FUCK i am im coughing up my lungs and im like "okay baby is done now :}" and try to wriggle my lil ass out of the bed, i always warn the nurses tho and they find it hilarious + even funnier when im more with it but still out of it and staring at my hands like 👁️👄👁️ what are thooooose
so anyways this most recent time i am, once again, High As Fuck, trying to wiggle, i am Determined i can't see shit bc they stole my glasses but on GOD i am Leaving This Bed b4 the nurses realize im Up And Wiggling
but then i get a lil voice in my head asking me Where i think im going? and it's fuckin. Lotors voice asking me where im going hfj and im not with it enough to question it but i Am with it enough to think back like >:/// im Leaving??? DUH???
and he's just like mhm mhm okay why don't you lay back down for a second starlight, Then you can try to leave, and not mess up the doctors hard work. and he sounds just. So Fucking Amused like this is the funniest thing he's seen
and im still >:///// but like FINE and then the nurses show up and put up the sides and momther shows up and im like 👁️👁️ hello
an then it's not til like hours later i go "??? wait a damn. WAIT A DAMN SECOND-"
anyways tldr brain lotor told me to get back in the hospital bed while i was Trying To Escape which is rude of him smh
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dumbthunder · 2 years
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15 questions 15 mutuals
I was tagged by the lovely @sergeantnarwhalwrites. I didn't realize that it supposed to be one of your OCs answering this, I guess my eyes skipped a line when reading yours. Tazer will be answering these.
I'm tagging @marinesocks @nanashi23 @justnerdy15 @starstruck-strife @manathen @aohendo @fearofahumanplanet @kyofsonder @the-finch-address @athenstheidiot some of you mightve been on @sergeantnarwhalwrites tags, so sorry if I doubled you up
1. Are you named after anyone?
Go ahead and guess where I got the name Tazer from.
2. When was the last time you cried?
I saw Everything Everywhere a few weeks ago and I bawled in the movie theater. Oh wait, I think it was when I saw that dead baby bird in the park. Errrr.... maybe it was when i thought my brother was hurt. Can we come back to this?
3. Do you have kids?
I have a kid brother. I mean, he's an adult now, but he'll always be a kid to me <3
4. Do you use sarcasm?
Oh all the time. I have two friends that don't get it and its hilarious.
5. Whats the first thing you notice about people?
You can tell a lot about someone by looking at their eyes. Where they look. How they look at things or you. If they have some fire in their eyes.
6. Whats your eye color?
Plain ol' brown. Does red count if they're blood shot?
7. Scary movies or happy endings?
I love happy endings. I hope that I can get one someday. Not soon, maybe once I'm old and done with the whole hero thing I can settle down.
8. Any special talents?
Besides stretching my arms and bursts of electricity? Uhhh....
9. Where were you born?
San Delphine born and raised. Go Astros! (I'm not really into baseball, my friend used to play for them)
10. What are your hobbies?
Some would say my hero work is my hobby, or the gym, but recently I've taken up knitting for those long hours at a stake out.
11. Do you have any pets?
I wish. I'm too busy to take care of anything else. I've got a few plants at home, but I don't count them as pets.
12. What spots did you play/have you played?
If you don't count power lifting as a sport, we can't be friends. I haven't gone to a competition since I got my power tho. Since I'm stronger than most everyone now its not fair.
13. How tall are you?
Six foot even, but I say five ten when anyone asks. This can be our little secret ;)
14. Favorite subject in school?
Gym, PE, whatever you called it. I was too busy taking care of my brother to care about school.
15. Dream job?
I'm living the dream. A bona-fide superhero. Unless I'm on the news, then I'm a "dangerous vigilante". Some people don't appreciate the work I'm doing. Smh my head.
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strawbrygashez · 1 year
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even though 1999 wasn’t all that long ago at all somestuff has changed, so, do you have any sort of modern fight club head-canons? (I’m terrible at asks, my apologies)
Hmmm. U mean like if fight club was set in current day? What they’d be like now? :0 I’ll answer both if like it was made today and if they’ve just been together during the 1999s and what they’d be like now!!! If u meant this another way I can make another post :D
If it was set in current day:
• Tylers stupid ass would be a influencer. I’m sorry but he just so would be. He knows what to say & how to get people to love him and look up to him so it fits. He wouldn’t be like those weird af sigma podcasters, he’s yknow openly bi or whatever and talks about what he thinks is wrong with the world (he has the same opinions he has in the movie). When he’s not making videos or posting his opinions, he’s making videos about his thrift hauls because people are always asking him about his outfits.
Now if we wanted to get goofy with this idea, I think it would be kinda funny if he started a ‘online cult’ that gets out of hand.
•The narrator would probably still be working the same job he had in the movie. I don’t think much changes about him other than he feels a little better about accepting his sexuality. In his free time he does watch boring YouTube videos though and when he’s trying to go to sleep he’ll watch those like 5 hour videos going over something or another. They rarely do ever make him actually fall asleep.
•When him & the narrator get together & it’s been a while, Tyler has to show him off to the people who follow him online. He’s so excited to but the narrator is a little nervous. he isn’t used to attention and was surprised Tyler has a huge following. Tyler loves taking pictures for his social medias so tons of the pictures he posts are of them both. Maybe he’d introduce the narrator thru a video tho. Man probably has the narrator on his lap the whole time too smh.
•I’m not sure how well the idea of the underground fight club would work in current day. Eh probably the same. I think in modern day tho most of Tyler’s focus would be on getting his followers to start shit with other people. (He doesn’t care much about keeping his plans to spread stuff like that around a secret this time)
•He’s gotten almost cancelled before after saying something about ‘do we need another woman’ or something along those lines. He apologized because he just worded it wrong. (Why am I picturing the diary of a wimpy kid ‘I’m sorry women’ thing 💀💀)
•The narrator would do a lot of Tyler’s online ‘dirty work’ for him. Tyler is the face & speaker but the narrator handles other things. He deletes mean comments too bc he doesn’t want Tyler to have to see them even tho Tyler doesn’t give a shit about them 🙄🙄 so protective.
•The narrator gets such a kick out of seeing comments being jealous that they can’t be with Tyler. It’s strokes his ego.
OKAY NOW IF THE STUFF HAPPENED IN 1999 BUT ITS A TIME SKIP TO PRESENT DAY
•The narrator doesn’t get internet slang at all while Tyler can catch on pretty quickly.
•The narrator is terrible with smart phones. He texts like a old man and takes unflattering selfies from weird angles. Tyler is a bit better than him at using smart phones so he’s helping him or he just yanks his phone and plays around with it.
•Tyler hates how nothing has really changed that much besides the fact he sees more people think the way he does on a lot of stuff. He gets mad af when it comes to how capitalism is still going very strongly.
•(If Tyler wasn’t a real person) the narrator would have a better grasp on understanding his mental health issues since it’s probably easier to find and hear information about whatever he has. He feels more at ease about just going to therapy and whatnot.
•Tyler is going to be one of those people who complains that people aren’t ‘living in the moment’ that much anymore. He’ll glare if he’s trying to have a conversation with someone or is at a dining table with someone and they are on their phone. He’ll grab it from them depending on who they are.
•Tyler would hypothetically like to share his thoughts online but he doesn’t wanna ‘waste too much of his time’ on the internet. He’d much rather find something to get up to with the narrator.
•Tyler gets more complements on his fashion style nowadays compared to back then bc people are less worried about how someone dresses (for the most part) now.
•Someone can easily trick the narrator into saying weird shit to Tyler. Like if they tell them to tell Tyler he’s ‘caked up’ and explains it means something other than it actually means, he will go say it. Tyler goes red or just laughs.
•I think Tyler would like mostly taking pictures with phones. In his mind it’s probably the only thing they are good for (besides listening to music). He takes tons of the narrator and outside.
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thegeminisage · 1 year
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ok we are SO back 1 hour yet again let's get these redeads
EWWWW the weird tree from before is like...birthing them. so gross
ZELDA?????????????? omg evil zelda time!!!
lol how buliara in these voiced cutscenes just grunts. cmon just dont have her here
....................
i saw something flying that looked like a giant dragonfly? but it had limbs? glowing eyes????
and im like: no way. no way no way no way. but i shot it down. killed it with fire. gibdo bones. THEY HAVE INSECT WINGS AND THEY FLYYYYYY
cathy did say "wait for it" when i asked if they were scary. kill it WITH FIRE those bitches are NOT gonna get the jump on me i'm a seasoned veteran
oh wow. theyre called gibdo HIVES. whats worse than redeads? making them BUGS!!!
oooh am i gonna build town defenses...that's really cool
ok. ive prepped!!!! im nervous!!! but we are doing it!!!!!!!!!
absolutely WICKED thunder and lightning happening outside rn. totally rainless. the ambience.......
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THEY CAN CRAWL FAST WHAT THE FUCK
THEYRE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FAST! THE ONLY THING THEY ARENT IS FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my god i did it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that was really. really scary
lol and immediately a blood moon. rip.
awww barta let me fire the canon and got scolded lol
EWWWW gibdo WING!!! gross loot
oh man going thru the sand shroud and getting beset upon by redeads...bad. they were shambling slowly and i got em fast but i don't like not being able to see them from a distance
oh my god this light puzzle 🥺 it really IS like the spirit temple...i LOVE that throwback weh
um.......idk what to do at this second pillar lol. do i like turn it? hit it?
sidetracked by a shrine. monsters around it, quicksand, the works. walking in quicksand is CRAZY i just noticed how fast it drains your stamina......
found a travel korok lol. sorry buddy you're gonna have to wait. i cannot see shit
i'm just gonna look up this pillar thing. rip.
YES ok theres a pushing wheel thingy i missed bc of the shroud. ok
tbh thank fuck for my sandboots i could never do this with having to walk slowly
AAAAAA i found more redeads. a trail of arrows stuck in the sand leading up to them...spooky
this puzzle being a triangle <3 triforce iconography
ZELDA?????
it's fake zelda........................................
i gotta admit, it's less shocking once you know she's really flying around up in the sky lol
oh my god oh my god oh my god THIS IS ITTTTT this is the thing from the trailer!!!!
oh. gibdo hives bad
lightning temple! i knew it would be lightning
weh the music.
my god it's HUGE...i guess i just have to get to the top?
remind me of the pyramid from alttp lol. like The one yk
every time i think i'm at the top i find more layers!! am i even doing this right? if there's a cool way to do it i don't want to miss that...
i made it, but nothing up here...there must be a way inside i'm missing
omg you can blow away sand with tulin's ability lol
ok i went back down and...nothing. i guess i gotta look it up :/
THE GUIDE SAYS ATTACK THE GIBDO HIVES I LITERALLY DID THAT...smh..........
ok, maybe i did it wrong
What The Fuck Is That.
QUEEN GIBDO? BOSS THIS EARLY????
SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A GIBDO OR A REDEAD WHY IS SHE A BUGGGGGGG
i don't have this desert armor upgraded like at all <3 i'm getting my ass beat <3
lol and now i'm supposed to get to the roof from INSIDE...girl i already did that from OUTSIDE
i wanna see the temple tho so i'm going
oh wow this is AMAZING...this feels like a proper dungeon
there's bones in the hole below this bridge. like, gibdo bones. like loots. feels like a trap
only one way to find out i guess
and a keese wing. no trap. that's so weird has someone been fighting here or something
eugh a redead in this room. as creepy as it is when they shamble just watching them lie there is somehow worse
this bobby trap just scared the SHIT out of me. wtf
just checked my map. this shit has SEVEN FLOORS and a basement??? no wonder the climb took so long.......truly a proper dungeon...........................
A TRAP!!!!! there was a hive in a hole and TREASURE in the hole but i couldn't attack the hive until i got the treasure!!! when i was in the hole!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, im getting ym ass kicked. gotta change back into real armor. much as i love dressing to match the set
this construct did scare the shit out of me btw
OHHHH the mirrors :( just like the spirit temple...
ok, i made it to the temple proper. gotta quit here bc i have an early morning, rip :( i cant waaaait to sink my teeth into this one!!!
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5 hours of sleep squad …. i honestly dont know how well i sleep but today i had a dream and alhaitham and kaveh were in it (i only got to chat w haitham tho) i was in this gigantic ass library type thing and it looked so cool , the entire thing was made out of dark brown wood and it was so pretty (i actually had another dream where i was in the same building before where i was running errands around the “school” HAHAH) but yeah since it was a library / school type place i was obviously there to learn shiz and — this is the weird part — the lesson was on dreams !!!!!!! and like bro ?? are my dreams becoming self aware ? 😨 i thought the lesson was interesting but alhaitham tried to gaslight me into not liking it (an exaggeration , he just thought i was lying when i said it was interesting) i think he was supposed to be like ,,, a helper to me in the dream idfk it was funky as hell - sorry for going off on a tangent about my dream LMFAO
WHSJSJ fischl is my baby shes one of the first 4*s i got and i kinda relate to her on some level , i too love playing pretend , but mostly when i was younger id pretty much spend all my recess roleplaying with my friends . trying to imitate my favorite characters is a pastime ive always enjoyed , and it honestly makes me insanely happy when people say i kinda act like my faves (ig its smth i do subconsciously LOL) because its like “WAIT . THEY THINK IM LIKE THIS INSANELY COOL CHARACTER I LOVE WITH A BURNING PASSION ???? [inaudible screaming]” recently ive found myself a new genshin rp friend and . dude . id never have thought that playing as alhaitham would be so goddamn fun . screenies for funnies:
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(making cynos joke was so much fun too so i included it)
bro i lost my mf 50/50 to jeAN on haithams banner - not even a diluc , tall men hate me ig LMAO and it really doesnt help that ive been drained as hell from school lately so ive been slacking w my fricking primo farming ;_;
YESS the fungi event was lovely but tbh … the entire event i was just yelling about how i wanted to see cyno HAHAHAH - i suffer with chronic writers block (/hj) so . like . [dead alex sound]
GREAT NEWS my injury has healed hooray !!
absolutely , escaping school is great , id probably go on more field trips if it didnt mean id have to do makeup work tbh , i hate doing makeup work .
DINGDINGDING ! YOU ARE CORRECT ! the region i was going for was indeed mondstadt ! aster (my oc) lives in mond and is originally from khaenriah , im glad i didnt draw in their face yet because their eyes wouldve totally given away the fact they were khaenriahn LOL
my week was honestly pretty busy (atleast to my tiny brains standards , i feel like you could also tell by how long it took me to send another ask 😭😭) i had two tests today (that i frickin ACED HAHA im so proud of myself) one of my friends and some guy i share a bunch of classes with also gave me pieces of their cotton candy and the guy told me good job for actually doing my work LMFAO (i usually fall asleep in that class … haha ,,) and one of my other friends complained about also wanting food so i called him friendless (even though i thought the guy who gave me a piece of cotton candy didnt like me so i dont think he counts as a friend ??) my friend also recently introduced me to a series they liked and now im practically obsessed because DELICIOUS . i also recently did heizous hangout quest and GODDAMN he - he is so . im so gay for this detective motherfucker i was practically screaming at my ipad … haha …… heizou is honestly so my type he has such a way with words and i DO NOT know why a lot of npcs / characters in game talk about him negatively how do people not like him - yeah but i also almost went on a full genshin lore tangent to my ipad because of my uncontrollable urge to explain things SMH . oh my god the part where heizou said that he wanted us to be his partner all the time and i just straight up actually screamed , yes heizou ill be your partner forever if yk what i mean - HAHAHAH i also made a collection of goofy genshin triangles on one of my friends old schoolwork in math class hehe
aaaanyways id like to return your question ! how have your recent days been ? and if you dont deem anything of note or dont want to share , if you could choose anyone in genshin to share a house / be roommates with who would you choose ? (since these are again two questions , if you want , fire back two as well !) also , dude i have a terrible habit of rambling like crazy , so i totally dont mind if you ramble and stuff in replies (because i do that wayy too much as well LOL)
— jellyfish
HELLOO TO YOU!!!! your dream sounds so funny LOL in the 2 years i've played genshin i've never had any genshin characters appear in my dreams,,, it's always boring ones that revolve around my life. but nevertheless your dream made me imagine how alhaitham would act around you 😭 and the way he tried to gaslight you LMAO he's so cute and goofy
haha i love how enthusiastic you are about fischl!!! we all have that one character that we have an undying love for to the point that everyone you know in life knows them (for me that'd be kazuha,, every time someone sees him it'd just remind them of me hehe)
THE RPS LMAO “i just find you rather annoying.” THAT'S SUCH AN ALHAITHAM THING TO SAY!!! also i'm pretty oblivious so this just made me realize that the denial is a river in egypt tiktok meme is also pointing out the fact that the nile. is a river. in egypt???? i just found out it's a wordplay thing???? denial (the nile)???? damn i really thought it's like a random word being thrown to make it seem exaggerated or something 😭😭😭 i'm really dumb LMAO how did i not figure that out sooner 🙁🙁🙁 the fact that i know the nile is a river in egypt is embarrassing too like it never occurred to me to piece the puzzles together...
man that sucks 😭😭 i remember when you messaged me on genshin talking about it LOL please humbly accept my offer of my c2 diluc to you,,, he's been in my hands far too long and i cannot fathom the fact that he keeps appearing in my 50/50's (tighnari pls come home i beg). i was on a 50/50 for haitham too and the very loud sigh of relief i let out when he finally came home is insane. i've basically farmed everything in the new area (i have 99% exploration progress now due to it) and have milked my welkin for him so i'm glad he actually came home... the things i'd do if diluc appeared in screen instead should be left unsaid 🤗
YAYY GLAD TO HEAR YOU'RE WELL NOW!!!
aster is such a badass name and the fact that they're originally from khaenriah???? awesome as hell. hope they're besties with kaeya because that would be totally legen... wait for it, dary!!!! (cue my love for barney in himym i just had to quote him)
also very glad to see that your week has been going okay!!! would love some cotton candy rn tbh they're so good </3
and heizou's hangout quest.... honestly same. i haven't exactly finished all of the endings but i've done some and it made me squeal and giggle every time he flirted with us 😭 made me feel like a total loser with his charming words bro i can't believe the npcs in game have such negative views on him because me personally if i was in the game, i'd immediately fold for him the second he breathes in front of me HAHA i'm . not weird at all.
my week has been slow actually, i finished my finals a while ago so we have nothing to do now so i've been doing absolutely nothing at school LOL! senior year is coming up soon so i might be more busy and focusing more on my studies... it's sure gonna be hell for me.
and recently i've been packing up my stuff because i'm moving out!! (hence why i haven't posted a new asphodelus chapter lol i've been so busy). it's been rather slow for me tho since i have a lot of stuff and it's kinda hard to choose the ones i'd have to throw or give away because like,, i love all of my stuff 😭 my mom has helped me with some but i still got a shit ton of stuff to declutter. basically everything is a mess rn
other than that, i think everything's been a-okay! i'm just reaally busy with irl stuff now but i think i can survive through them :D (i hope i do because i am one inch away from going insane). also my mom's been trying to convince me to drive lately since i'm supposed to start now but i have been avoiding it,,, it's scary being on the road and i am far from ready to risk my life 😔
as for your question, i think out of everyone, i'd choose kazuha. before you say anything, i'm trying to not be as biased as i can since like kazuha is my favourite character ever— but yeah, i think i can accept the terms of living with the kaedehara kazuha. he's such a nice guy and although he's a very very lightweight and behind all that charming looks he's a pretty scary guy himself (cue that scene where he threatened that treasure hoarder in the archon quest that he'd brand his forehead with hot iron) i think i could actually survive living with him. he'd do his set of chores, i'd do mine, everyone gets their happy ending. if i were to live with my other favs like kuni and alhaitham i think i would just die. kuni would be rude as fuck and alhaitham would just bully his way out from doing our shared chores. i cannot deal with them. (i'm sorry my sweethearts i'll do you two justice one day)
time to give a question to you!!! how's your progress in genshin going? (it can be exploration wise, storyline, anything) and what's your current main genshin team rn :0
hope you're having a great day!!! it was fun talking with you hehe i've been dying to get an ask since the blog has been real quiet lately, and i'm glad it's you! have a wonderful day ahead :P
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