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Still not over how in Fire Emblem Three Houses when you first meet Claude he's like 'oho, I am so roguish, I trust no one and no one trusts me, you never know, I just may betray you, we all have to keep our own interests in mind! Maybe someday you'll know my deep dark horrible secret...', but he never does anything even close to betraying the player, his 'deep dark secret' becomes pretty easy to guess at early on, and a year later when Edelgard and Dimitri's emotional baggage gets collectively scattered across the floor he's like 'hey uh guys what the fuck I was supposed to be the one with the deep dark horrible secret'.
Claude 'Please Believe I'm Chaotic Neutral' von Riegan.
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codecicle · 2 months
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Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival
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calware · 6 months
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shoutout to lil hal
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sidhewrites · 4 months
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Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on
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xanfeursel · 4 months
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the-lonelyshepherd · 4 months
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when you tag me in posts you think i’d like this is what it looks like
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celeste-tyrrell · 1 month
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is it really true that the average person's pain level is a 0?
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kemonododo · 5 months
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My stance on Shuro discourse
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ng5132 · 22 days
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How the gentle wind beckons through the leaves as autumn colors fall
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spr0utsies · 1 year
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nightmaretour · 2 months
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"Brain damage" only sounds like a harsh and offensive way to describe brain injuries because people constantly use it as an insult. It's a totally neutral descriptor of what it is. I have brain damage. My brain is damaged. It's not ableist to call it that, it's ableist to call people you don't like brain damaged because you think it's an inherently bad thing to be.
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(Yes abled bodied neurodivergents, that includes you)
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calware · 2 years
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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
i'm being so brave about it
fuck it we ball
god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
i'm too pretty for this
all according to plan
feel free to add on
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jarondont · 26 days
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blueskittlesart · 3 days
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read that post blacked out and woke up with this on my computer. crazy. stay safe out there everyone
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gojosbf · 1 month
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dissonantharmony · 9 months
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THE WIKIPEDIA GODS HAVE DECIDED
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GÄVLEBOCKEN IS DEAD!! 🦀🦀
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