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dndadsepisodecovers · 10 months ago
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Ep.14.02- Welcome To Earth
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divine-bloodlines · 2 months ago
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Both Ming Fan and Ning Yingying treat Shen Qingqiu like he's their single mother but the key difference is Ming Fan thinks his mom must remain pure and untouched forever while Ning Yingying is signing her mom up for dating apps
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disgracefulthings · 4 months ago
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Shang Qinghua, holding a present: Happy Birthday my king!
Mobei-Jun: ...what?
Shang Qinghua: Oh, once a year humans celebrate our birthdays with gifts, so I got you something!
Mobei-Jun: No I got that, I just don't know how you know it's my birthday, I don't even know when I was born
Shang Qinghua, sweating profusely: I guessed
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shepscapades · 4 months ago
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Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will
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sunderwight · 1 year ago
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I love thinking about how a Shen Yuan reveal would go from Luo Binghe's perspective, maybe even especially in cases where Binghe doesn't actually get to see Shen Yuan's world or understand it very well.
Imagine finding out that your husband is some kind of interdimensional alien spirit/angel who saw your fate and got so upset about it that he died. Then he came to your world, even though he didn't know that was possible, but since it was he immediately set about making your life less shitty and trying to change your fate. Except he couldn't change all of your fate because some kind of godlike being, the same one that brought him here, didn't want to let him. He's haunted by the fact that he couldn't figure out better ways to help you. He never expected any of his regard to be reciprocated, either, in fact he assumed you'd hate him. You never had to convince him to love you or respect you. He has always loved and respected you. There's basically nothing you can do to lose that love and respect either, because the first version of you that he even knew about was your edgelord comphet idiot mirror universe counterpart.
The bar has been at the earth's crust this entire time.
The fluffy parts of this reveal are obviously good, but I also think Luo Binghe deserves to know just how fully terrible his husband's judgment is. Also that Shizun has been dying for him since before they even met.
I think it'd be fun how often that would probably keep him awake at night, quietly trying not to have a crisis over the fact that his husband has made an honest to god habit of dying for him.
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megamindsupremacy · 3 months ago
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So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.
I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.
Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.
His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight
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inspisart · 2 years ago
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dick took the news that a strange thirteen year old broke into his apartment while he was away at the circus pretty well, I gotta say
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heavenbarnes · 9 months ago
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Your recent post on alter older boyfriend Simon being a lil bit of a weirdo is literally amazing. I feel like he'd just start treating reader as if their his partner (nothing extreme though that would make them want to move out though) without even discussing it and acting as if everything's normal while reader is just confused af
this alternate older bf!simon 100% just comes home with the decision in mind that you’re together, why shouldn’t he?
you’ve literally been playing house in his house.
the next morning he’s made you both breakfast and he stares hard at you from across the table as you both eat.
when you try to bring up the idea of you moving out now that he’s back- he literally won’t hear it
“don’t be silly, sweet’art- plenty o’room f’us”
us.
apparently there’s an us now.
you want to mention the whole ‘only one bed’ thing but there’s something in his eyes that tells you he’ll have an answer for it too.
maybe you’re just silly.
maybe you’re a little bit lonely.
maybe it was waking up in the wee hours to find him humping the curve of your ass and whimpering in your ear.
maybe it was the fact you liked it.
whatever it was, it didn’t matter.
what mattered was you didn’t argue- actually, you smiled and nodded and told him you’d stay.
“good pet.”
yeah.
pet.
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homkamiro · 7 months ago
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I really like your art and i just wanna say that I know your a speedingbullet shipper, but i wanna see you draw some bushmedicine. Like you did in that other post where scout had that fantasy. Please? If you don't mind...
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I like bushmed but only in my specific weird version
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eluminium · 1 month ago
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the more you listen to impulseSV talk the more you realize that actually, skizzleman is the normal person between them.
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ghostbeam · 1 year ago
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I bet choso is so weird when he’s into u like u go out with friends and he just stares at u and it’s like that for weeks like he just doesn’t say anything to u first ever but he’s just. Always there he doesn’t really know what to do about it but he knows in his brain ur already his and like sometimes he’s next to u in the bar like on guard looking over your shoulder and u don’t even realize it until u turn around and more often than not he scares the shit out of you but eventually u get kind of used to him always being there and you’re not sure what changed or if anything ever did but now your leaning into him and letting him hold his arm across your chest protectively and sometimes he gets this scary look on his face when people look at you but honestly you don’t even mind it
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gree-gon · 11 months ago
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Origin Lae'zel is interesting
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nonranghaes · 2 months ago
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the new farmer in town is... a little odd, vernon thinks. he watches you go about your day, always with something new to do. sometimes you go up to the mines (he's heard mingyu mention it, and it's always followed by seungcheol frowning and saying he hopes you know what you're doing up there), other times he sees you go down to the beach. sometimes, when his sister wants to go in summer, he'll go with her and see you sitting peacefully out on the docks, fishing from sunrise to beyond sundown. you'll greet him sometimes, other times you bring him little things. things you've foraged, other things you've grown, sometimes you'll buy things from the saloon in town to hand off to him. not that he's complaining: he'll gladly eat whatever food you bring him.
but you're.... strange. today you greeted him and shoved one singular egg into his hands. he didn't dislike it by any means--hell, he's heard from the others that the eggs from your farm are delicious, so maybe he'll boil it later--but what kind of person just hands another person one singular egg?
... weirder enough, why does he feel like he likes you even more now? sure, he's always found you cute. but, like, something about receiving this singular egg makes him look at you differently. maybe... maybe he'll dance with you again at next year's flower dance, if you ask. he found it sweet when you shyly approached him this year, somehow already capturing his heart so quickly after moving here. maybe he could be more with you.
(and when you present a bouquet to him the next day... it's impossible for him to say no. not when you smile at him like that.)
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ministarfruit · 1 year ago
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day 28: made you smile ♡
(femslashfeb prompt list)
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skelenova · 2 years ago
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they are brothers ur honor
inspired by those storyboards where their markings are more elaborate w their ninpo active
do not repost 💖
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gwandas · 8 months ago
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acotar fandom really is just full of normal people because someone in the subreddit today said tamsand would be the most popular ship in literally any other fandom and ykw... they're right. 10000% correct.
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