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Ep.14.02- Welcome To Earth
#this is the worst thing i have ever made#i hate this#do not perceive this one#it doesn��t exist#dndads#dndads cover project#dndads art#dndads fanart#dungeons and daddies#dungeons and daddies fanart#dndads quest#dndads s2#normals a weirdo#Episode 14.02
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Both Ming Fan and Ning Yingying treat Shen Qingqiu like he's their single mother but the key difference is Ming Fan thinks his mom must remain pure and untouched forever while Ning Yingying is signing her mom up for dating apps
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#i love the Qing Jing duo they're absolute weirdos but bc their underclassman is the Biggest Weirdo Ever Shizun thinks theyre normal
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Shang Qinghua, holding a present: Happy Birthday my king!
Mobei-Jun: ...what?
Shang Qinghua: Oh, once a year humans celebrate our birthdays with gifts, so I got you something!
Mobei-Jun: No I got that, I just don't know how you know it's my birthday, I don't even know when I was born
Shang Qinghua, sweating profusely: I guessed
#mbj adds another mental note about his human's weird quirks#mbj to lbh: do humans have a magical ability to know when someone is born?#lbh remembering how his shizun knew his birthday without needing to tell him: holy shit they might#i love the idea of mbj and lbh idea of a normal person comes from their husbands#even though both their husbands are total weirdos#mbj+lbh: as far as i'm aware its everyone else who is strange#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#mobei jun#moshang#mxtx#svsss#scum villian self saving system
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Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will
#dbhc flavored because. well. look at me#do I seem normal to you#dbhc#dbhc art#art escapades#dbhc etho#dbhc bdubs#bdoubleo100#ethoslab#wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers#dbhc wlsmp#ethubs#bdubs#etho#bro they’re freaking LAUGHING under those arguments. they obviously care so much for each other and in my Ted talk we’ll be#[and then she talks for 3 hours]#they make me so happy btw. bringing joy to my household on these nights#trafficblr#traffic smp#now. 'divorce' duo folks i hear you#'well of course they're laughing--the cc's don't actually hate each other' you would be correct#but consider this: they're allowed to be whimsical and have play-fights *in character* too#im speaking to a small minority of ethubs fans btw & this is not meant to be pointed LOL im being so unserious and very silly about them ^.#etho and bdubs duo i love you. never stop being weirdos#IM NEVER DRAWING THAT DANG HORSE AGAIN BTW#this is a lie probably <3#dbhc tango
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I love thinking about how a Shen Yuan reveal would go from Luo Binghe's perspective, maybe even especially in cases where Binghe doesn't actually get to see Shen Yuan's world or understand it very well.
Imagine finding out that your husband is some kind of interdimensional alien spirit/angel who saw your fate and got so upset about it that he died. Then he came to your world, even though he didn't know that was possible, but since it was he immediately set about making your life less shitty and trying to change your fate. Except he couldn't change all of your fate because some kind of godlike being, the same one that brought him here, didn't want to let him. He's haunted by the fact that he couldn't figure out better ways to help you. He never expected any of his regard to be reciprocated, either, in fact he assumed you'd hate him. You never had to convince him to love you or respect you. He has always loved and respected you. There's basically nothing you can do to lose that love and respect either, because the first version of you that he even knew about was your edgelord comphet idiot mirror universe counterpart.
The bar has been at the earth's crust this entire time.
The fluffy parts of this reveal are obviously good, but I also think Luo Binghe deserves to know just how fully terrible his husband's judgment is. Also that Shizun has been dying for him since before they even met.
I think it'd be fun how often that would probably keep him awake at night, quietly trying not to have a crisis over the fact that his husband has made an honest to god habit of dying for him.
#svsss#bingqiu#shen yuan#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#shen yuan 🤝 hua cheng: unhinged fanboy devotion to some questionable weirdo who doesn't even know you exist yet#also shen yuan 🤝 hua cheng 🤝 wei wuxian: dying more than the normal amount of times
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So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.
I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.
Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.
His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight
#mads posts#star wars#obi-wan kenobi#specifically i see fics where he gets blasted back to the past and he genuinely acts like he's 11 or whatever age again#and im like NO thats some fuckin weirdo inhabiting the body of an eleven year old#thats a fiftyish year old dude who looks eighty and thinks the best way to train Newly Discovered Force-Sensitive Luke is to blindfold and#shoot at him#he spent twenty years fucking around in a desert and left the planet one (1) time to go rescue leia#he cannot in any way act like a normal child are you kidding me#he was only ever 'normal' during the clone wars because he was standing next to Anakin 'hey watch this' skywalker#actually i think if obi wan were to try to act like a normal kid of the age he appears he would either wildly over or undershoot#he'd be like. huge eyes and babytalk and innocent expressions OR he'd forget he doesn't alr know the nuances of the Alderaanian government#but he couldnt pull off 'totally normal guy dont mind me'#obi wan doesnt manage to oneshot palpatine btw. that would be too boring#he steals the nearest available lightsaber and Goes For It and obv is stopped due to being shaped like a baby and having the strength of on#and then again refuses to answer any questions
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dick took the news that a strange thirteen year old broke into his apartment while he was away at the circus pretty well, I gotta say
#this is not how the interaction played out in the issue btw lol I'm just having a bit of fun#tim drake#dick grayson#batfam#dc#the new titans issue 65#inspi art#I remember being baffled when i read ALPOD and tim broke into dick’s apartment like it was nothing to find out where he’d gone#like where did he learn that? reddit?#I chalked it up to comicbook goofiness and wolfman stretching suspension of disbelief a little to keep the plot moving#which is why it surprised me when they acknowledged it again#and by doing so cemented tim knowing how to pick locks and being used to breaking into apartments as a canon fact(TM)#and so hence forth he would continued to be a little contradictory weirdo who’s both normal and incredibly not normal at the same time
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Your recent post on alter older boyfriend Simon being a lil bit of a weirdo is literally amazing. I feel like he'd just start treating reader as if their his partner (nothing extreme though that would make them want to move out though) without even discussing it and acting as if everything's normal while reader is just confused af
this alternate older bf!simon 100% just comes home with the decision in mind that you’re together, why shouldn’t he?
you’ve literally been playing house in his house.
the next morning he’s made you both breakfast and he stares hard at you from across the table as you both eat.
when you try to bring up the idea of you moving out now that he’s back- he literally won’t hear it
“don’t be silly, sweet’art- plenty o’room f’us”
us.
apparently there’s an us now.
you want to mention the whole ‘only one bed’ thing but there’s something in his eyes that tells you he’ll have an answer for it too.
maybe you’re just silly.
maybe you’re a little bit lonely.
maybe it was waking up in the wee hours to find him humping the curve of your ass and whimpering in your ear.
maybe it was the fact you liked it.
whatever it was, it didn’t matter.
what mattered was you didn’t argue- actually, you smiled and nodded and told him you’d stay.
“good pet.”
yeah.
pet.
#it’s alternate universe! my normal older bf!simon isn’t a freaky weirdo#but this one is and I LOVE HIM#older bf!simon#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley smut#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader
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I really like your art and i just wanna say that I know your a speedingbullet shipper, but i wanna see you draw some bushmedicine. Like you did in that other post where scout had that fantasy. Please? If you don't mind...
I like bushmed but only in my specific weird version
#you know. two experienced killers. one does it because it's his job the other does it for fun#and they both can't be redeemed into normal society. they were never in one in the first place#two weirdos. yeah. yeah#team fortress 2#tf2#team fortress 2 fanart#tf2 fanart#tf2 sniper#tf2 medic#bushmedicine
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the more you listen to impulseSV talk the more you realize that actually, skizzleman is the normal person between them.
#impulsesv#imp and skizz#impulse is fucking insane /pos#why he such a min maxxer at life. what is his brain.#i want to know what is wrong with him. or whats right with him???? because whatever it is it works for him???#kind off???? until he gets fucking bodied by youtube comments????#what is he. why is he so normal but also such a fuckin' weirdo /pos#dose of impulse
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I bet choso is so weird when he’s into u like u go out with friends and he just stares at u and it’s like that for weeks like he just doesn’t say anything to u first ever but he’s just. Always there he doesn’t really know what to do about it but he knows in his brain ur already his and like sometimes he’s next to u in the bar like on guard looking over your shoulder and u don’t even realize it until u turn around and more often than not he scares the shit out of you but eventually u get kind of used to him always being there and you’re not sure what changed or if anything ever did but now your leaning into him and letting him hold his arm across your chest protectively and sometimes he gets this scary look on his face when people look at you but honestly you don’t even mind it
#I think choso and u are dating and u don’t even know how it happened#hes Never asked u out or tried to take u on a date#but sometimes he just happens to be in the same place as u#I just think it’s never like formal#like it just happens#choso Just doesn’t know how to be normal abt it hes like#he’s just always there#and it feels right even if it is weird how he always shows up when ur out somewhere or holds onto u a little too tightly when u go out#and ummmmmm idk👁️👁️#hes a weirdo………and it’s hot………#ghost thoughts
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Origin Lae'zel is interesting
#he did say to spare a story!#shes the most normal and sane person around#dragging around this bunch of weirdos when she is also a weirdo (affectionate)#bg3#baldur's gate 3#lae'zel#laezel#shadowheart#karlach
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the new farmer in town is... a little odd, vernon thinks. he watches you go about your day, always with something new to do. sometimes you go up to the mines (he's heard mingyu mention it, and it's always followed by seungcheol frowning and saying he hopes you know what you're doing up there), other times he sees you go down to the beach. sometimes, when his sister wants to go in summer, he'll go with her and see you sitting peacefully out on the docks, fishing from sunrise to beyond sundown. you'll greet him sometimes, other times you bring him little things. things you've foraged, other things you've grown, sometimes you'll buy things from the saloon in town to hand off to him. not that he's complaining: he'll gladly eat whatever food you bring him.
but you're.... strange. today you greeted him and shoved one singular egg into his hands. he didn't dislike it by any means--hell, he's heard from the others that the eggs from your farm are delicious, so maybe he'll boil it later--but what kind of person just hands another person one singular egg?
... weirder enough, why does he feel like he likes you even more now? sure, he's always found you cute. but, like, something about receiving this singular egg makes him look at you differently. maybe... maybe he'll dance with you again at next year's flower dance, if you ask. he found it sweet when you shyly approached him this year, somehow already capturing his heart so quickly after moving here. maybe he could be more with you.
(and when you present a bouquet to him the next day... it's impossible for him to say no. not when you smile at him like that.)
#this is so stupid lmao ive been thinking abt stardew too much#nonranghaes.thoughts#nonranghaes.svt#seventeen x reader#svt x reader#seventeen imagine#svt imagine#seventeen x you#svt x you#seventeen fluff#seventeen drabbles#svt fluff#chwe vernon x reader#vernon x reader#vernon x you#vernon x y/n#chwe vernon fluff#chwe hansol x reader#chwe hansol fluff#vernon fluff#LISTEN. if anyone is going to fall in love with u being a lil weirdo who hands people eggs and runs off into the mines for days at a time#its gonna be vernon. hes the one u could hand an egg and max out affection with by sheer coincidence#and he'd be so normal about it like wow... i think im love with u now thanks for the egg
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day 28: made you smile ♡
(femslashfeb prompt list)
#minifemslashfeb2024#ace attorney#dgs#tgaa#goulstrade#maria gorey#gina lestrade#GOD I MISS THEM#goulstrade is so funny to me. they're both freaks. they're both weirdos#BUT IT AIN'T EVEN ABOUT THAT#IT'S ABOUT THE PARALLELS (yes. again.) AND THE#THE FACT THAT NEITHER OF THEM HAD A NORMAL CHILDHOOD#both outcasts in different ways... both looked up to someone who ended up letting them down... hooh...#on a happier note I do think that maria would find gina endearing#I don't think maria knows what feelings are. exactly.#she just sort of goes 'it's that funny blonde girl again. day 130 of gina not agreeing to let me dissect her'#and gina is just like wat da hell. you're so scary. i need you in my life#girl knows if she befriends maria then she'll never have an enemy again#and she's right!#blah blah blah gina who has seen too much of the world and maria who has seen too little of it#thanks for coming to my goulstrade presentation where I make things up#I really enjoy them. teehee
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they are brothers ur honor
inspired by those storyboards where their markings are more elaborate w their ninpo active
do not repost 💖
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#rottmnt fanart#rise of the tmnt#rise!donatello#rise!mikey#b team#ninpo#weirdos stay away i stg#myart#skelenova#i dont normally do full comics this killed me /j#undescribed
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acotar fandom really is just full of normal people because someone in the subreddit today said tamsand would be the most popular ship in literally any other fandom and ykw... they're right. 10000% correct.
#tamsand#pro tamlin#acotar#like acotar fandom is mostly straight women but not the same straight women that would be into say... superwholock#because these straight women are normal#i hate the term normies because it's so dehumanizing but i really don't have a better way of putting it#people who don't have a lot of fandom experience maybe?#it also explains the weirdo reaction to rhysta#which would be a normal ass ship in any other fandom
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