#normal human activities

[wangsheng-consultancy]

[After Diluc finished getting dressed up, he walked towards Zhongli]

Ready to head out? I'll just make a quick stop at the kitchen, if that's okay with you. We can meet at the living room of the mansion at the ground floor.

- @not-the-darknight

That's fine by me.

[ultimatesoupdemon]

me after being obsessed with two video games that started out as mods which both involve liminal spaces, psychological horror, focus on a certain building/structure, expectation subversion, themes of mental illness/sorrow, and gay people

[hitlersmanifesto]

Anything is edible if you try hard enough

How many of you guys have eaten something that is either not food or absolutely horrendous?

I’ll go first.

I’ve eaten around six poker chips, seventeen staples, three coins, grass, raw poultry (which is extremely dangerous, and more!

(never try any of these things at home, okay? they’re very dangerous. I’m an exception. I am just a horrific monstrosity. whose stomach can dissolve steel.)

[virginia-the-opossum]

Normal human person

(Is actually many opossums in a trenchcoat)

[literally-a-mimic83]

A.I could never replace this

[helloiamaustin]

If I one day woke up as a bottle of shaving cream you bet your ass id kill the whipped cream and take its place

Take one bite of that cake with “whipped cream” on it, but surprise fucker! it’s me, beard-be-gone

[vicshush]

[ID: An unboxed 13 (or 14) panel blank and white comic illustrating a scene -- and behind the scenes -- from Dracula in fairly simple but expressive line art. Count Dracula is a man with pointy ears, bushy eyebrows, large bug-out eyes, visible fangs sticking out over his bottom lip, and a thick mouth-framing mustache. He is wearing a clasped batwing-shaped, high-collared cape over a waistcoat, trousers, and (as we in some panels) boots. Jonathan Harker is a man with round ears, black dots for eyes, and is clean-shaven (so far), wearing a waistcoat over a shirt with a simple cravat tie.

The comic begins with Dracula holding a glass of wine ('wine'?) and in a self-indulgent manner (eyes closed, chin up, wine glass held to off one side at jaw height), says in flourishing text "Jonathan! Tell me more of my new house in England!" There are sparkles around the name of the country. Jonathan replies in smaller, plain text "Oh uh, sure I'll just go get the paperwork..."

Dracula holds the self-satisfied pose as Jonathan leaves and slits his eyes open to look after Jonathan for another beat.

Then Dracula drops his wine glass, his eyes round comically (staying this way for all but the last panel), and his arms raise up and out to the sides, his legs crouching a bit in an exaggerated tensing up. He darts off scene, running, arms out in front of him, his cape flaring behind.

Dracula is shown carrying a tall stack of dirty dishes, then washing them with soapy bubbles. He lights a candelabra and flings out a handful of petals from a handbasket. Then he leaps, arms stretched out in front of him, over the arm of a couch. His cape, enveloping his body, and his hair both slick back with the speed and force of his movement.

Jonathan returns, looking down at some papers, saying "Alright Count, I'm back with the paperwork and I-" Dracula interrupts floridly to say "Helloooo Jonathan. I have been awaiting your return..." He is shown stretched insouciantly on the claw-footed couch, half reclining, eyes slitted mostly shut, one elbow propped on the arm of the couch, that hand hanging down and holding a flower in a relaxed grip, other hand holding up a book that says 'Bradbury guide' on the cover, one knee bent and the other leg stretched out. The lit candelabra stands behind the couch, and five more free-standing candles frame the couch, on the floor, with flower petals strewn about. Sparkles gleam by Dracula's head and foot.

Jonathan, still holding the papers, stares for a beat with raised eyebrows, an ellipsis next to him. Then his brows lower and furrow, his eyes squinting as he asks "...are you reading the train schedule?"

/end ID]

Jon he's really trying here cut him a break

(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)

[wangsheng-consultancy]

[After a long journey to Liyue with some stops along the way to show Merlot around, Diluc and Merlot made it to Diluc's property outside the Harbor. Before reaching there, he'd already sent a letter via Vennessa, his falcon, to notify Zhongli of their arrival. He'd settled down and began to unpack his and Merlot's belongings.] - @not-the-darknight

[Zhongli in fact, had already begun his way to the property, meeting Vennessa on the way. He smiled at the bird, offering her a perch on his shoulder if she wished, continuing towards the building. Upon arrival, he knocked at the door.]

@merlot-meows

[tiredfoxtf]

Have been xp grinding by the spawner in mc, while solving jigsaw puzzles, While listening to TMA podcast.

[hitlersmanifesto]

yet another entirely hypothetical question

if I were to in theory be a skin walker posing as a human, what do you think would give me away? like, if I drink the hydrochloric acid, per se. or maybe forget to blink/breathe? (I do this a lot but I’m definitely a totally real normal human person)

and is it a turn off if I unhinge my jaw like a snake to eat an apple?

Asking for a friend here. Hypothetically, of course.

[literally-a-mimic83]

Can’t wait to see you in the promotional video advertising the mimic plushie

Shuejj3jdgwksiidh3jteh2ksk :3 _÷&^#^=&#hduhej

[tabooiart]

this hot pink bitch was named breakfast!!!

[silicon-puppy-pudding]

Can Fright Knight x Batman be a thing? Is it already a thing? I just saw this post where Frighty is acting as Danny's dad and I just want something with Fredric Knight meeting Bruce like..

Bruce is happy Daimian is making friends. This new kid, Daniel "call me Danny" Knight, seems nice. Kid might be a meta or something, with the way his eyes reflect like a cats and how he seems to always be cold, but he doesn't seem to be a bad kid and his background seemed to check out.

Yesterday Damian had invited Danny over for a sleepover and Bruce was stoked. Dami is having a friend over! A civilian friend! This is so normal and great! Danny had said his father would be picking him up the next day and would show up on his motorcycle (which was apparently named Nightmare?)

Bruce is in the sitting room close to the entrance when Alfred goes to buzz the gate for Danny's father. After a few minutes, he can hear Alfred walking the man in and explaining that "young Master Damian will be down with young Daniel in a few minutes. Till then, maybe you'd like to speak with Master Bruce?"

Bruce almost falls out of his seat when this almost 7 foot tall hunk of a man walks in, with his long raven black hair with a streak of gray down the center, all pulled back into a low ponytail. His bright green eyes have that same, almost glowing, shine that Danny's have and he's got a neat bit of stubble on his sharp jaw. He holds himself tall and seems to scan the room before setting his gaze on Bruce, who is using all his will to not ogle at this gorgeous man in front of him.

He stands to greet him and, oh God, he may actually be 7ft. "You must be Danny's dad, right?" He offers his hand to shake, "Bruce Wayne. I'm happy to see my son making friends with such a nice kid."

The behemoth of a man stares at his hand for just a moment to long before he shakes it and introduces himself, "Fredric Knight. I'm also glad my son is making friends." He says with the hint of a smile, "He's been a bit reclusive since we came here and I don't believe that's been healthy for him."

The two fathers talk for a bit, Bruce doing his best to be Batman ever now and then to make sure this guy isn't a potential threat. After some time, Danny and Damien walk into the room with Danny's bags, "Hey Dad, hi Mr. Bruce. Sorry that took so long," he says as he walks over to Fred (Bruce was told he could call him that) and half hugs the man, "Dami has a snake and he let me feed her!" Fred looks down at his son and pats his head, "That sounds interesting, little prince. Was it a frightful creature?"

As father and son speak, Bruce notes how fond Fred seems of Danny. The 'little prince' name seemed cute and pretty fitting with the last name. He also notes how Fred seemed to relax just a bit the moment Danny walked into the room (the same way he would after his children returned from patrol safe and unharmed), huh.

They say their goodbyes and the father-son duo are escorted out. Bruce and Damien watch as they ride down the driveway, Danny doing his best to wave at them from between his father's arms.

"We should invite the both of them over for dinner." Bruce says with a hand on his son's shoulder, "Fred seems like an interesting character, don't you think?"

"Father,"

"Yes Damian?"

"Please do not seduce my friends father."

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 282

Billy is… having a lot of fun actually. Which isn’t something he was expecting today, but y’know what? Why not. Why not get dragged into this game with interdimensional beings? 

Why not join a class of semi-primordial beings by getting smuggled in one of their hoodies into shapeshifting class because he’s ‘just a lil guy’! The Phantom siblings and Amity are great! And Solomon hasn’t told him not to yet, nor has the sort-of Marvel hivemind, so honestly nothing could go wrong here. Oh hey Freddy, you got grabbed too? 

[wangsheng-consultancy]

[Huali is currently waiting outside, playing with her tail before spotting Zhongli and standing up, waving him over with a small wag of her tail]

~ @little-dragonet

Hello there.

[Zhongli chuckled as he walked up, wearing something different to his normal suit. It was visibly fancier, as though he had dresses for someone.]

Ready to head off, then?

[Zhongli held his hand out for her before walking towards Liyue Harbour. As they arrived, he headed towards Wangsheng Funeral Parlour, watching for others in the street.]

@merlot-meows

[literally-a-mimic83]

YAAAASSSS KING💅💅

Yeah sure I'll let this one free into the wild