#noot words

[nootbook]

Actually maybe Xie Lian isn't insane... Taking a step back, I love making jokes about Xie Lian accepting Hua Cheng's feelings despite him being outed as an obsessive maniac cuz he's just like "it's cute tho [also a maniac]"

But Hua Cheng is not the only person Xie Lian has been stalked by! He had a pretty fuckin bad time with his other stalker! And I think having expeirences with both of them to compare and contrast, Xie Lian can see stark differences in their intentions.

Jun Wu wants to possess Xie Lian so he can raise him in his image. He fell in love with something he wasn't, and clung onto that feeling by trying to make Xie Lian into the person he wanted. And uh [looks at notes] murdered his whole kingdom and ended his career and life as he knew it in the process.

Hua Cheng has admired him just as long, but he didn't even think about imposing himself until he thought he was worthy of Xie Lian's attention, and even then he was self conscious. He wanted to earn his friendship, his affection, on his own merit by impressing him and granting every wish he's ever had. That's a completely different kind of devotion, and his love is evident in everything he does (For Xie Lian Specifically). His and Jun Wu's actions are totally different.

When the obessions are revealed, it puts the past into a new light. Everything Jun Wu and White No Face did is already horrible, not a single good thing to look back on, and it becomes even more traumatizing when you add the stalking. Hua Cheng has only ever protected and adored Xie Lian, so looking back it's like. Well, he never hurt me or made his obsession my problem and I like him the way he is, so why should I care that it's a little unhinged?

And I mean like,,,, Hua Cheng did still stalk him and stalking shouldn't be excused just because the guy is cute.... but it's also evident that Hua Cheng feels bad about it?? He KNOWS it's creepy. He Did Not Want anyone to see the cave of 10,000 gods lol and the relationship would probably have gone on as normal has Xie Lian never found out. And then Jun Wu is like "I'm right tho you should let me keep you like a bug in a jar."

Xie Lian doesnt care about the wack things Hua Cheng did because all the things he's done right speak way louder.

He also doesn't care about all the people and gods Hua Cheng has murdered in his name tho so he defs has a screw loose somewhere.

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

i wanna give your fem nightmare kisses so bad shes so cutie my silly ever

"i'm quite literally the embodiment of nightmares? never have i ever seen humans with such low self preservation skills, i swear...."

[nootsunday]

[eyesofshan-if]

i apologise for the lore dump all of you are going to get when the codex drops

[hyunpic]

luu… luu… luuu… luuuuu… llllluigi

[gabrielsantar]

it is soo funny to me how upset garro gets in flight of the eistenstein when rogal dorn is hesitant to believe him because it’s like, you’re telling him some of the biggest news in the galaxy that has earth-shattering implications for the entire imperium and that he has a personal emotional stake to disbelieve, and when dorn is like Okay.  Allow Me To Confirm Your Story With The Scopes Consortium, garro is like okay. guess i’ll just kill myself since you don’t believe me so much

but it’s only funny because the reading order just before that is horus rising, etc+ where loken and horus spend every book like

[chestnoot-is-vibing]

In my volunteer work I'm around and interact with middle-highschool kids and I got told the absolute best story by a girl today, of another kid she knew who was utterly obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog and had a lot of Sonic stuff, including a lunchbox shaped like Sonic, and whenever he had something he liked in his lunchbox would thank Sonic for the food, and whenever he had something he didn't like in his lunchbox would get angry at Sonic for giving him something he didn't like. Incredible.

[musicaldeductions]

Cleaning out my notes of the million grocery lists that I’ve accumulated over the years and these are my favorite finds

[visualtaehyun]

MY GIRLS ARE FINALLY ON AIR

Disclaimer: not a native Thai speaker, still learning 🙏

Ongsa and Sun

At first, Ongsa wrongly assumes that Sun is older so she calls her พี่ /phi/, speaks respectfully and wais her:

ขอโทษค่ะพี่ /khaaw thoht kha, phi/

Then they settle into these pronouns:

☀ Sun: เรา /rao/ -> Ongsa (calls her เธอ /ter/ once when she asks her name)

🌐 Ongsa: เรา /rao/ -> Sun

-> เรา /rao/ is an informal 1st pers. pronoun that pretty much all the students in Ongsa's class seem to use

Later, when they're texting, it takes Ongsa entirely too long to catch onto the fact that Sun thinks Earth is a guy because-

คุยกันมาตั้งนาน เรายังไม่รู้เลยว่านายชื่ออะไร /khui gan maa dtang naan. rao yang mai ruu loei waa naai cheuu a rai/ -> นาย /naai/ is a male 2nd pers. pronoun

While we're talking about their texts, the subs have this weirdly mixed up:

1 - ฝันดีนะ /fan dee na/ = lit. dream well/good dreams, 'Sweet dreams' 2 - ราตรีสวัสดิ์ /raa dtree sa wat/ = formal, 'Good night' 3 - Similarly, Sun's มอนิ่งนะ /morning na/ is a more informal 'Good morning' compared to formal อรุณสวัสดิ์ /a roon sa wat/ or polite สวัสดีตอนเช้า /sa wat dee dtaawn chaao/

When Ongsa isn't gay-panic hiccupping, she's actually really clever and witty! I'll get to her ig posts in a second but there's also this moment:

ยังสวยอยู่เลย /yang suay yuu loei/ สวยจะ หมายถึง ซวยอ่ะ /suay ja- maai theung- suay a/

The difference in pronunciation between these two words is just the tone - สวย /suay/ (rising tone) means pretty vs. ซวย /suay/ (middle tone) means unlucky

from.the.earth__

ถ่ายรูป ด่วน สี-ขาวดำ /thaai ruup duaan see khaao dam/ = urgent/express black-and-white photography caption: ยกกล้องมาถ่ายแทบไม่ทัน /yohk glaawng maa thaai thaaep mai than/ = almost didn't raise the camera in time to snap this

caption: เงา-เหงา /ngao-ngao/ = shadow-lonely -> เงา ๆ /ngao ngao/ is an expression that means indistinctly, faintly

The difference in pronunciation is, again, in the tones - เงา /ngao/ (middle tone) means shadow vs. เหงา /ngao/ (rising tone) means lonely

caption: ว้าว! ปลาทับใจจัง /wow! bplaa thap jai jang/

I love this SO much omg It's a pun on ประทับใจ /bpra thap jai/ = impressed, but also a visual pun!!

ปลา /bplaa/ = fish + ทับ /thap/ = placed on top of + ใจ /jai/ = heart

caption: สู้ ๆ นะ เป็นกำลังใจใ��้ /su su na. bpen gam lang jai hai/ = Fighting! Rooting for/encouraging [you]!

Another visual pun! This one's only funny if you know what peaches are called in Thai: peach = ลูกท้อ /luuk thaaw/ - but the word ท้อ /thaaw/ in there? It means discouraged!

Alpha, Aylin, and Luna

🔝 Alpha is Ongsa's older sister: พี่ /phi/ (used as a 1st pers. pronoun) -> แก /gae/ (informal 2nd pers. pronoun)

👽 Aylin is their cousin, in the same grade as Ongsa, and speaks pretty curtly, almost like someone would on two-way radio: she doesn't use any pronouns apart from this once-

แกกำลังบุกรุกที่ของฉัน /gae gam lang book rook thee khaawng chan/

Omitting pronouns is possible and not uncommon in Thai but doing so constantly, combined with her monotone speech pattern, low voice, and mostly a lack of ending particles, it does stick out! It doesn't really come across in the subs tbh (apart from including the way she refers to people as humans = มนุษย์ /ma noot/):

ไม่ต้องแคร์ใคร /mai dtaawng care khrai/ = Don't need to care about anyone.

🌙 Luna, Alpha, the two bullies, and Mawin all seem to be in the same grade because all of them use the impolite pronouns กู/มึง /guu, meung/ (=I/you) amongst each other - how very fun to finally hear some GMMTV girls talk like this :D

I love Alpha and Luna teaming up to beat up scold these two dipshits:

Alpha: พวกมึงสองคนแกล้งน้องกูออ /phuuak meung saawng khohn glaaeng nong guu aaw/ Mawin, trying to defuse: พวกเธอใจเย็นก่อน /phuuak ter jai yen gaawn/

While the girls are furious, the guys are clearly fearing for their lives, wai'ing endlessly 😂

Lastly-

Sarah Salola

I gasped when I saw her name in the credits!! She's this handsome singer-songwriter with a lovely voice who's queer herself - she's talked about her sexuality and style before (interview is in Thai) but this Valentine's she revealed her partner :)

Here's a cover of Nont Tanont's รักแรก (First Love) she did with Jan 💕

Needless to say, I can't wait for her OST and the accompanying MV that's surely gonna be super cute!

[mastermindmiko]

Request: Where reader is jealous of some girl who flirts ron. And ron and reader have passionate sex

Thank you so much for the request! I hope you don't mind, but I've left out the smutty parts because I feel uncomfortable writing them. Sorry it took so long.

Green eyed monster and green skin girl

Pairing: Ron Weasley + reader

word count: 1008

Summary: Lavender gets too close to your boyfriend

Warnings: jinxes, some sexual innuendos, y/n being kinda cruel, maybe some mistakes? noot proofread

Hey! If you think this didn't completely suck, feel free to check out my masterlist.

Ron has always been a jealous person. Sometimes, it didn't even make sense why he was jealous. It had sprouted over years of insecurity and feeling like his brothers were better than him. I've always tried to reassure him and make sure that he felt loved.

What didn't make sense, though, was the fact that today, Ron wasn't jealous, I was. So when madame Sprout announced that Ron's partner was Lavender I was too busy fisting my pen in my palm and trying to ignore her obnoxious laughter than celebrating the fact that Neville was my partner which guaranteed me an O.

They were sitting in the seats a few feet in front of Neville and I, and after a few minutes, I couldn't resist the urge to glare at the back of Lavender's head.

Poor Neville was trying to explain something to me, but I couldn't help but fantasize about chopping off Lavender's long blonde hair or even better yet, setting her whole head on fire.

My blood was already boiling, but when Lavender let out a high-pitched giggle and decided to place her hands on my boyfriend's arm, I was seeing red. All I was thinking about was how after the lesson, I couldn't wait to give her a piece of my mind.

Suddenly, I didn't have to wait till the end of the lesson because her hair caught fire. She started screaming and shouting. There was chaos all around her, and I tried to ignore it as much as I could. I didn't know I was that angry.

"How could you do such a thing?" Hermione whispers, angrily from the chair behind me after madame Sprout poured water on Lavender's head, leaving her looking like a drowned rat. I shrug my shoulders and avoided her gaze, "I don't know what you're talking about."

"Please! Everyone here noticed the way you wanted to stab her." Hermione scolded, and I scoffed at her (very true) insinuation. I said, "I did not want to stab her."

"You did, too. I stopped explaining ten minutes ago." Neville pipped in from beside me. I rolled my eyes and huffed. I turned back to find that Lavender's hair was intact and after a quick drying spell, she looked normal again.

Lavender continued her antics and pressed on my boyfriend's bicep, no doubt telling him how fit he was. Ron flushes and awkwardly shifts away from her. He looks back at me to find me glaring at both of them.

Lavender looks back at where Ron's looking and notices me. Her face turns to disgust. She looks me up and down, then scoffs, and she looks back to the front. I growl and try to claw at her from behind my table while Neville holds me back. Neville says, "You can't go to Azkaban for murder!"

"You're right, Neville." I say while straightening out my uniform before sitting down in the stool again. I grab my pen and whisper, "There are too many witnesses here anyway."

"What was that?"

"Nothing!" I reply, feigning innocence. Thankfully, the lesson is over in a few minutes. Neville and everyone else leaves the greenhouse. I wait, noticing how Lavender has my boyfriend cornered, talking to him about something idiotic.

Ron stops her mid sentence and rushes out of the greenhouse before she can catch him again. Lavender huffs and flips a bit of her hair over her shoulder. It was my moment, I slung my back over my shoulder, and as I walked towards her, I flick my wand to preform one of my favourite spells.

After it's done, I grin, satisfied. She's done packing when I reach her. I clear my throat and she looks at me. The give her a fake smile then say, "You should really know not to touch what isn't yours, especially since I know that you know that Ron isn't yours."

"What are you going to do if I don't?" Lavender replies with a hand on her hip. I smile, and head to the door, leaving the greenhouse, but not before replying, "You'll know."

Ron's waiting outside, fidgeting anxiously. I ignore him and walk a few steps towards the castle. Ron follows muttering, "I'm so sorry, I would never-"

"Relax, Ron. You were great, she, on the other hand...she'll get her punishment." I mutter the last part of my sentence. Ron looks confused. He asks, "What do you mean?"

A few laughs are heard and then a loud scream. I grin, knowing what happened. Ron looks back at the havoc that's occurring, and his eyes go wide. I can only imagine what he must be seeing, Lavender with green skin and hair. Ron looks back at me, eyes wide. Then, his face turns into what can only be described as incredibly smug.

"You're jealous." Ron says, and I look at him, mouth agape. I was, but no way I was telling him. I roll my eyes, but the blush on my cheeks betrays me. I huff, "You're insane."

"You're very jealous." Ron replies and lets out a chuckle at the end. I pout and start marching away from him. Ron wraps an arm around my waist and pulls me to his chest.

He presses his lips to mine and raises his hand to cradle my face. It's slow and passionate. I open my mouth, and he deepens the kiss. I feel butterflies in my stomach. He parts, voice significantly deeper, "You're very sexy when you're jealous, darling."

He trails his other hand and fidgets with the hem of my skirt. My eyes widen, and I look around to find no one noticing. Ron whispers into my ear, "How about...we go to my dorm, and I'll remind you how you're the only one for me."

He presses a long kiss to my lips again, but this time, it's filled with lust. A need grows inside me, and I can't help but let out a small moan when he pinches my waist. Ron doesn't waste any time taking us to his dorm.

a/n: I think you can guess what happens next. I hope this was good, its my first time writing a request, I hope I did it justice.

[nootbook]

Aaaaaa I never posted about it because he's so cute I legit could not look at him long enough to take a pic

My zine order was slightly wrong so @bonesblubs offered to send a sketch with the second shipment and I asked for white lotus Binghe.... my son my angel thank you so much Bones

[haunted-art-gallery]

MTT headcankns that I consider to be completely canon

—Dust does not sing. Thinks his voice is too monotone and dry (he’s right). BUT he’s got a great sense of rhythm and he’ll snap and hit his fist/palm against a table to a beat

—Nightmare has trigger words for fun facts. Certain animals (“did you know honey badger skin is so loose they can turn around in it?”), any mention of his favorite artists, (“It’s very likely Van Gogh did not kill himself, and was in fact murderer by his neighbors”) he’s unstoppable. Mans is a walking encyclopedia

—Also, in another life, he would have liked to be a professor

—Killer is not a dog OR a cat person, you fool. He’s a reptile person. Snakes and lizards, wiggly lil goobers. He likes em. The more poisonous the better.

—Can’t have them as a pet because they WILL escape (cough cough be let out) and NM’s heart can’t handle the strain of knowing there’s a creechur somewhere in his gosh dang house

—Of all the bad sanses I see Horror the most clearly as having body dysmorphia. He has a harder time recognizing himself in the mirror, what with the gaping head wound and the eye that isn’t his and the size change. He tries not to look at himself too much

Ooh almost forgot

—If they each had a phobia it’d probably be noot with emetophobia, kills with thalassophobia, Horror with a fear of hunger/starvation (Ypositismosphobia?) and Dust… maybe Anginophobia? It’s not like a skeleton can suffocate but I’m sure choking don’t feel great

[kittysarchive]

Hey hey love all your work babe <3 Is it possible to get more stray kids yandere like fem reader having a fight or talking back and what happens etc.

of courseee

Warnings - yandere, mentions of sex, abuse towards reader (slapping and choking), use of bitch, whore and cow, humiliation? (apologising on knees), hyunjins one is long..... lmk if i missed anything :)

Chan

"Why can't you just leave me alone!" You raise your voice, the sudden shout brings defining silence.

"What did you say?" Chan asks, visibly getting angry. Palms turning clammy, you don't answer. You went too far; you should have known not to raise your voice at him.... ever.

"Speak up" Chan demands, stepping closer to you. You eyes travel down, refusing to look up at him.

"S-sorry" You croak out. Stepping closer to you, his body felt close to yours.

"Is that all?" Your body trembles as his voice goes down. Tears escaping your eyes, you struggle to give a better apology.

"I'm....sorry Chan" Body continuing to tremble, time slows by as you await his response.

Lee Know

"Why can't you take a hint? Why can't you understand?" You wave your hands around, raising your voice as Lee Know slowly turns around to face you. Body still warm from the anger, you don't realise your mistake.

As Lee Know stares you down, you try to come up with an apology...an excuse even.

"I...." Lee Know interupts.

"Don't even" He quickly stalks over to your smaller frame. With a quick motion, he raises his hand. Bringing it to your cheek, a loud slap fills the room. A tear flowing down, you turn your head away from his.

"You bitch" Lee Know spits at you, landing another slap onto your already red cheek. Softer than before, pain still erupts through your face.

Changbin

"Always fucking in my face, why can't you take a hint?" You scoff, folding your arms over your chest. Changbin's posture changes, one ready to strike.

"Pardon" Changbin pipes up, voice filling the silence that buzzed around you. You gulp, realizing what you just said. Staying silent, you shuffle backward, trying to get away from his stronger frame. Changbin only approaches you, trapping you into a corner.

"Pardon" His voice is quiet. Body trembling, your voice croaks out.

"I-I'm sorry...." Your own teeth begin to clatter, feeling every nerve, your body shakes with anxiety. How you could be so stupid? How could you let yourself go that far?

Feeling him crack his knuckles, you await the blow.

Hyunjin

"Your so obsessed with me! Do you need a reality check? Leave me alone" You glare at the man before you. Bag slung around your shoulder, you were ready to leave him, for good.

"Yet you're the one who begs to be my muse" Hyunjin bites back, large frame hovering over you causes you to back down.

"When I was in love with you!" Having no answer, he looks away in frustration. Filling the room with a tense air, he suddenly slaps your hard. Causing your body to fall to the ground.

Your body tenses, reacting to the slap. Bringing you back to old memories, you forgot that Hyunjin was like this.

"Apologise, no..... kneel and apologise like whore you are" Sharp words bring tears down your face. Body continuing to tremble, you only stare at his feet. Making no move to beg for his forgivness.

"I said kneel" Flinching as he raises his hand, no strike comes. Only his laughter. Not needing to be told a third time, you quickly crawl to his feet. Face facing the floor, eyes sticking onto the hardwood floors, you utter your apology.

"S-sorry.... I'm sorry" You wipe your tears as you apologise. Hyunjin scoffs above you.

"Is that all you got?" Wiping the snot that drippled out of your nose, you give a longer apology.

"I'm sorry.... f-for insulting you......I'm s-sorry" You don't need to look up to know he is smirking.

Han

"Why are you in love with me? Get a life Han, it's pathetic" Your shoulder hits his as you make your way to the door. Brining nothing but your phone out of the house, he pulls your hair back.

Noot expecting that, you cry out as your flung to the floor. Once on the floor, Han quickly straddles you. Bringing his hand, he lightly grasps your neck. Enough to freak you out.

"You can't leave" Han desperately says, eyes glowing as his grip on your neck tightens. Trying to pry his hands off your neck, only causes him to hold tighter. Eyes pilling with water, you try to beg him, beg him to stop.

"P-please" You croak out, eyes staring into his. Pushing hard on your neck, he quickly pulls away. Feeling the air enter your lungs, you cough and splutter, tears falling out as you stare at the monster above you.

"You can't leave" Han repeats. You nod your head fast, wiping the tears away, wiping your near-death experience away.

Felix

"You such a baby, it's actually embarrassing" You laugh, not realizing your mistake.

"Am I?" His voice deepens. Head facing he floor, your eyes don't meet his mad ones.

"Am I a baby when I fuck you? When your crying calling me daddy, Am I a baby then?" With every step, he takes a step closer to your trembling body. Shaking your head no, you answer every question. Whether it was rhetorical or not.

"N-no" You quickly answer before Felix can get any madder. Before he can find a reason to hurt you.

"Thats what I thought" Voice still deep, it takes a minute before he walks away. Leaving you afraid, trembling and rethinking your life decisions.

Seungmin

"Can't believe I'm arguing with a sensitive bitch" You fight back, anger fulling you.

"Me sensitive?" Seungmin quickly turning around, not letting you win the argument.

"You cow. How dare you say that" Anger is in his eyes as he raises his hand, giving not a second thought before landing on your cheek. Hand clutching your redden and stinging cheek, your eyes water with tears as you try to meet his cruel ones.

"Go on, repeat yourself. What did you call me?" Seungmin laughs as you shake your head no, refusing to repeat yourself. Cowering below him, you turn your head away. You fucked up bad.

"No, I want to hear it" He steps closer to you, gripping your jaw hard and he forces you to look at him. You stay silent, eyes moving away from his face.

"Thats what I thought" Seungmin laughs, not releasing the grip on your jaw.

Jeongin

"I knew I should have left you" You spit, picking up your bag before making a swift exit towards the front door. Quickly getting in front of you, Jeongin forces you to back down.

"You bitch" His eyes fore back as he pushes you hard, causing you to fall on your ass. Stinging at the pain, you quickly crawl away.

"You trying to leave me now huh?" Jeongin grabs a hold of one of your legs, gripping it hard as he pulls you towards him. Straddling your waist, he grips your throat.

"You think it's that easy?" Jeongin laughs as your eyes water up. Hands trying to pry his off, he only laughs more at your pathetic attempt.

"You sorry?" He lowers his head, whispering the words into your ear. You nod your head, kicking your knees up in an attempt to kick him off you, an attempt to ease the weight of your oxygen deprived body. Taking a moment to view your body, your cute form struggling, Jeongin finally let's go.

"Your only sorry if you beg for forgiveness" He smirks, seeing how you wipe your tears. Why... out of all things did you have to humiliate yourself? Wy couldn't he just choke you until you lost consciousness?

[anulithots]

Link Click hyperfixation

THEY ARE MY EVERYTHING AND PERFECT YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PERFECT THEY ARE.

The notion board

because of restrictions I'm putting things on here first. Analysis and such and I'll copy and paste.

Fanfics (by me)

4am, in Which Exists Time and Time Alone. - The_Land_of_the_Fallen_Fairies - 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]

Dive back in time (to make cat pastries, and other random thoughts) - The_Land_of_the_Fallen_Fairies - 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]

Analysis (by me)

I started analyzing Cheng Xiaoshi on this ask (I am wrong I am so wrong the themes here are wrong I am going to fix this)

What if CXS still dies?

Hear me out... this would be worse than CXS and LG breaking up

How my analysis is going

An ask in which I ramble about CXS and Lu Guang's strengths and weaknesses, their dynamic, and rave about the donghua in general

Lu Guang's tendency to infodump at precarious moments... and a general analysis

Cheng Xiaoshi's parents

Theorizing on how Cheng Xiaoshi's emotions work when he's possessing people

Qiao Ling as the present day in a time travel show (+ amazing points and theories that sadden me by @canofholes)

Lu Guang's nervous energy (when CXS isn't there)

little things from season one

doesn't know the genre x genre aware

The tides ---> general link click/CXS analysis (I rambled)

The firsts and lasts

Qiao Ling and her present day parallels

The trio, shiguang and their changing trust dynamic... I ramble a lot here

Chibi short #8 (but make it angsty)

past or future, let it be

Why Cheng Xiaoshi didn't dive back to save Lu Guang

Cheng Xiaoshi's jokes that are foreshadowing and... quite concerning

Lu Guang was freaking out for all of episode 10 (and just in general I think he's freaking out internally all the time /hj)

Cheng Xiaoshi's memories through photographs

Qiao Ling and Cheng Xiaoshi

Cheng Xiaoshi analysis... which ties everything together I suppose?

Headcannons (by me)

Soy Sauce

Cooking

Cheng Xiaoshi's hair

Last words

Earings

Words in general

Is CXS competent? Yes and no

The news

Random scenario #1

Random scenario #2

Random scenario #3

The noodle scene

The siblings

random scenario #4

aroace Cheng Xiaoshi

Photography

Fanart (by me)

in my style

the trio

@snowpoet123 makes me sob and I analyze it with my dwindling sanity /pos

CXS becomming his parents

Making the trio into waldorf dolls because I'm very normal about link click

Lu Guang's finished!

Cheng Xiaoshi's hair

Lu Guang's hair

The trio

Skin sac

Edits

Playlists

Favorite Analysis

Lu Guang is a hypocrite by @briebysabs

Cheng Xiaoshi's backstory

Everything from @chubphoe-linkclick, so much analysis. I loveee it all so muchhh

Cheng Xiaoshi and Lu Guang's powers

S2E9

What kind of story is Link Click by @oceaniche

Lu Guang's plan in s2, ep 8 (IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE HOLY HERBS) by @snorlaxlovesme

Lu Guang's non existent socializing skills /aff and how CXS helps with that by @noot-nootie

The side affect of timelines by @muninnhuginn

The side affect of diving by @g1ngerbeer 

A metaphysical argument for why Lu Guang was the one who risked his intestines falling out to go save his little meow meow by @sarshles-cheescake-li

Favorite fanarts

Lu Guang sicfic manga by @intothefrisson <-- all their art is soooo goood 1000/10 reccomeded

To this pitiful me by @doublxpresso

CXS blowing hearts by @dorea80-blog

This guy's been clingy by @doublxpresso

whimsy angst by @zychimixx

(If I like a fanart I'll reblog it a million times... but I should really save them more... I'll get to that.)

Favorite fanfics

& despair has the knife at your throat, but hope will kill you first - Chapter 1 - sunslants - 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own] by @sunslants

Only Your Heart Beats The Sound (Keeps Me Awake So I Can Fight) - RStar6709 - 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own] by @ravs6709

Talk Me Through One More Night - Cruel (Crafty_and_Cruel777) - 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own] by @celestialsun123

Memoriam - JordannaMorgan - 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]

Three time's a charm - Chapter 1 - SnowPoet - 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own] by @snowpoet123. (I love this I love this I love it so much. I love it.)

lonely bones - wait for me - cat soda (bestofwaifusbestofwomen) - 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own] by @cat-soda

Fluid Like The Water - RStar6709 - 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own] by @ravs6709

Afternoon Nap - SnowPoet - 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own] by @snowpoet123

I'll recover if you keep me alight - SnowPoet - 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own] by @snowpoet123

Would you take a break for me? - SnowPoet - 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own] by @snowpoet123

Life tastes like cardboard - clinicallyfine - 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own] by @addled-egg

Cats are Basically Children - Chapter 1 - Cruel (Crafty_and_Cruel777) - 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own] by @celestialsun123

Extra

the wonderous @starryeyeddarlings translated the link click ads! (*gets so excited that I explode*)

Link Click OST for season one *excited screams* by @starrywangxian

CXS's vouge modeling days (season 2 spoilers) by @mylee-sketches

CXS's extra backstory from the audiobook

fics to read

A song written for you

timeline of season one and season two by @just-prime

ranting about the link click OST

Lu Guang and his besties in the hospital

The timeliness (s3 cannot come soon enough) by @rashslinging

fanfic idea from @rainibao

more fanfics to read

[skeleboiii84]

Anything smutty for a top nightmare sans?

Hooooooo boi darling do I!!

Smutty Dom nightmare headcannons:

He's a very easy person to push over the edge if you want sex, seriously all you have to do is push up against him and he's going down on you

He has tentacles, expect them to be stuffed inside you before he takes mercy on you and just fucks with what you want him to 👀

He gets impatient as fuck and will literally teleport the entire noot gang to some random place until he's done fucking the living shit out of you

There is absolutely nothing slow or passionate about the way he fucks you except for the occasional words of praise he grunts in your ear when he's about to cum

He uses degrading words, rough sex, and sex toys a whole lot of sex toys he practically bullys your poor little pussy with every single toy he can find until he thinks your ready to take his Tenticals (not even his cock cus he's an ass-)

Sometimes he'll shove his cock in with the tenticals to really stuff you up

If he's in a particularly bad mood you bet you better wear your sexiest landurie and lube yourself up because he's gonna fuck you until the sun goes down

He loves blowjobs while he's working something about it really turns him on

He has Overly sensitive hips so be sure to rub them any chance you get

He has a habit of slapping a lot of slapping not hard enough to hurt but hard enough to make you moan his name

He loves the look of you beneath him squirming and squealing for him, it turns him the fuck on

But afterwards you'd probably finish 4 or 5 hours later, he'll cuddle with you placing a gentle kiss on your head and just lay with you

[codename-adler]

hi if you have more thoughts about andrew with echolalia/verbal tics please share them 🙏

LITERALLY WHAT I WAS TYPING IN THE REBLOG RN!!!!

singing the peak of a musical song then just cutting off

DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINAAAAAA -silence-

MEEEEEMORYYYYYY -silence-

MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON -silence-

WHERE ARE YOU CHRISTMAS -silence-

no he won't elaborate

saying "ow" in the most monotone voice when there is no ouchie in sight;

*looks in the fridge* ow. *sees a pigeon* ow. *cracks an egg* ow.

the man is a walking jukebox; any word can set him off into belting the lyric that corresponds, and then he just stops and moves on

muttering incorrect slogans to himself (yk the ones);

"McNaldo's, i like the it"

"Sbubby, eef freef"

"feesh fosh"

"Donkin' Dunnts Amurica Runn No Dundun"

"POLIO"

"Applebapple's"

"Heeho Doot"

"hurgusburgus"

it takes Neil such a long time to figure out some of these are not actually called that, like Applebee's, but he still calls them that because for Andrew

PEANUT BUTTAAAAAA

has to say the name of the color of a thing when it is particularly interesting but he pronounces like a toothless peepaw from the south;

*traffic cone* ornge *firetruck* redd *eggplant* puurple

"HUH??" at random things, mostly Kevin

"Ew, David"

"say who" - "say what" - "say huh" - just to fuck w the people present

sooooo many fart sounds. he is a pro.

DEAREST GENTLE READER

wee-woo wee-woo

"you can't have any pudding"

move im gay

AWIMBAWE AWIMBAWE AWIMBAWE

cwoissant

pfff @ anything and anyone

"monkey on the car" "fuck off" (Neil loves this one bc Andrew's british accent is terrible)

TU-TU-TU-TUUUUU (mario kart start race sound)

DU DU DUDU DU (basic nintendo mario sound)

horse hooves trotting

CONSIDER THE COCONUT

pew pew pew

la POLICIA -always immediately followed by- FUCK the POlice

noot noot