#noot hee

[hoonvrs]

TRAINEES — l. heeseung smau

PAIRING heeseung × fmr

SYNOPSIS heeseung wasn’t known as ‘the ace’ for nothing, constantly ranking number one after every monthly evaluation. then suddenly a new name takentakes over first place — baek ‘Rin’, and heeseung doesn’t take lightly to competition.

GENRE smau, fluff, crack, more to be added

FEATURING ( enha ) all, ( fromis9 ) chaeyoung, jiheon, ( txt ) yeonjun, ( newjeans ) minji

WARNINGS swearing, kys/kms jokes, friendly bullying, sex jokes, loser heeseung ( more will be added if necessary )

STATUS ongoing, slow updates

TAGLIST ( OPEN )

S. NOTE new smau and as the queen of loser!enha that means loser heeseung agenda dun dun dunnn ( let’s completely ignore timelines cause if i keep switching between new and old pics don’t clock me.. )

noot hee you will always be famous

also please don't spam like as it shadowbans me and lessens engagement <3

PROFILES

flower boys | hybestars

CHAPTERS

01 bang sihyuk count your days.

02 ain’t that ur rank

03 sunKISS MY ASS

04 i purple you heh

05 she gagged you omg

06 meeeeee :3

07 u pack of slags

08 Woah, calm down jamal

09 rupaulations 4:20

10 is somebody gonna match my freak

11 isn’t she so dreamy ( + 0.1k wc )

12 Donatella VERSACE

13 go train with your other bitch then

14 yare yare heeseung kohai

15 shoulda coulda woulda

16 STAY AWAY FROM HER

17 enemies 2 friends 2 strangers

18 not me I don’t care

19 whys he kinda good….

20 double homicide

21 macbeth hyungnim

22 u send?

23 eat a taki moss

24 u need psychological belp.

25 im gonna hump someone

26 SIX BOMBACLART EGGS

27 i’m no longer a penis boy

28 who let the schizo out

29 and the crowd is…confused??

...more to be added

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[wolftattoo]

wet shirt and my powerful thighs to prove the haters wrong ^_^

[sk3tch404]

TUMBLR WANNA ACT MAD STUPID RN BRUH 💀💀🙏

BUT THANK YOU SO SO MUCH LICCA!! 😻😽😽

Can i just say GOOODDDD DAMN Lilith was cute but Liam.

Liam.

If he asked me to hop into his long white van for a "joy ride," no questions asked, my seatbelt is already locked in. Put on the heater now bc we're gonna be here a while 😼😼

YOU ATE THAT GIRLIE. LIKE IM LOVINGGGG THE POSTURE TECHNIQUE AND PLACEMENT UGH JEALOUS 😭😜😍 When I draw two people they look like two entirely different pieces cut out and slapped next to each other. Weirdly.

I look saur coot omg no wayyyyy tysm 😭🙏❤ Esp the hair. OMG LIAMS HAIR. AUHHHHHUGHHHHHH 😩😩❤ If you cant tell what that is, if yk Cupcakke, then just know it sounds just like her.

Sorry I havent been interacting sm online. Irl has got REALLLLLL so my summer delusions have to be hold on fr 😞

[volatileprometheus]

]OOkaayy. \/

]II’m doonee paaniickiing. Sliightlyy. \/

]Tuurns oouut. Thee trooll II waas aaiidiing laast niight waas coompleeteelyy waackeed oouut oon soopoor sliimee. AAnd throouugh theem biitiing mee thee sliimee haas soomeehoow eenteereed myy bloooodstreeaam. \/

]Soo noot oonlyy iis myy stuump iinfecteed aand diiscoolooreed buut II’m preettyy suuree II’m feeeeliing thee aaffeects oof thee sliimee iin myy boodyy. \/

]II’M AALREEAADYY HEEAARIING THAAT VOOIICEE AAGAAIIN IIN MYY HEEAAD TEELLIING MEE TOO AACCEEPT MYY ROOLEE AAS THEE FII%EER. \/

]Thee meediicuulleer coouuldn’t doo aanyythiing, thiis iis beeyyoond myy ee%teent oof praactiicee, iif aanyyoonee taaps iintoo myy heeaad aand fiinds oouut wheeree II aam II’m doonee myy deefeensees aaree coomeepleeteelyy shoot.\/

]II doon’t knoow whaat too doo. \/

[oraclememehacker]

"Noot noot man and hee ho man fight. Who wins?"

[beforus-for-real-justice]

MOD DIRK

Hee/Shee, Gooldblooood.

NOO, IIM NOOT AA HUUMAAN, NOO, IIM NOOT HUUMAAN KIIN

Deersee & Vooiid

Myy quuiirk iis thaat aall vooweels aaree doouubleed

II caan bloow yoouur hiivee uup lmaaoo

⚔️Maasteer haackeer⚔️

[aita-alternia]

AAIITA Iif II doon't haand ooveer aa muutaant gruub too jaadeebloods?

Soo II ( 8.5 goold) liivee iin aa tuundraa wheeree neext too nooboodyy viisiits (uunleess theeyree dooiing soomeethiing iilleegaall). Oonee daay II waas woondeeriing aaroouund looookiing foor soomee fooood foor myy luusuus aand II foouund soomee gruub pooaacheers (?? Ooliivee and soomee bluueeblooood) haandliing aa gruub. Theeyy..... foor soomee reeaasoon wiithoouut aanyy iinpuut froom myyseelf iindeepeendeentlyy deecideed too leeaavee thee tuundraa fooreeveer aand leeft thee gruub beehiind. Ii weent too seeee whaat kiind oof gruub iit waas, aand too myy shoock iit waas aa muutaant. Ii knoow thee riight thiing too doo iis too giivee hiim too thee broooodiing caaveerns buut.... theeyree juust gooiing too kiill hiim. Iif II doont briing hiim too thee caaveerns noothiing wiill chaangee, iitll bee liikee hee neeveer waas haatcheed. Heell bee miinee. Ii waas muulliing iit ooveer wiith soomee frieends (byy noot saayyiing ii eexpliiciitlyy foound aa muutaant gruub) aand myy jaadeeblooood friieend saaiid II shoouuld, aand "[IId] b3 a d1ck 1f [II] d1dn+". Thoouughts?

[babaloos-account-47]

How some of the allies would repsond if you asked them if they’re ticklish

Daryl: Yes. Hee-hee! *squeak*

Jacob: Of course I’m ticklish. *realizes he’s about to get tickled* Oh dear.

Jub: Yes. I’m very ticklish on my feet. Those count as my worst spots. Someone’s planning to tickle those feet of mine. Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! *squeak*

Thunder: No. *Is horrified that he’s ticklish*

Jonathan: Not really though. But i am ticklish.

Peskycyclops: No. I mean it! I really do! I am not ticklish!

Skello: *panicked non-binary zombie noises* I-I wouldn’t do that if i were you.

Retrochips: *freaks out and runs away*

Jasper spree: *freaks out and runs away*

Doukas PJ: *freaks out and runs away*

Cuttlefish: *standing there silent before shouting “NOOT NOOT!” and running away*

Julep: I’m not ticklish. I only count as a tickler. So yes. *tickles you first before making a run for it*

Template by @tickletr-ash

I don’t own ally medley and the characters.

[better-for-real-justice]

MOD DIRK

Hee/Shee, Gooldblooood.

NOO, IIM NOOT AA HUUMAAN, NOO, IIM NOOT HUUMAAN KIIN

Deersee & Vooiid

Myy quuiirk iis thaat aall vooweels aaree doouubleed

II caan bloow yoouur hiivee uup lmaaoo

⚔️Maasteer haackeer⚔️

[en-logs]

HEESEUNG DONT LOOK THERES GHOSTS

NOOOOOOO (sees jay in his house going through his closet and burning the flannels)

[hoonvrs]

heeseung add a lil peace sign and a pout😁

[wolftattoo]

fashion genre of morgue girl from crime procedural

[saffron-gold-stardust]

Lucid Dreams and Ceasless Nightmares….

Coming up with some forms/designs for Dream and Nightmare because fun >:3

Still pretty early on and workshopping these bit by bit, but I’m enjoying the ride. Sharing these now since I’m gonna have to rest my arm this week, my RSI flared up again pretty badly. Blegh! Anyway I’m gonna ramble about my ideas under the cut, maybe share a few concepts.

Dream and Nightmare belong to Jokublog

But these designs are mine, hee hoo

So yeah, going with “Lucid Dream” for our dude on the left. Lol. It started out as a pun, but the definition actually ended up working so nicely with my ideas; suffused with light, luminous, transluscent… plus the pun. Yep. Had to use it lol. I’ve been having fun painting some crystalline stuff related to these boys’ SOULs, may be considering making Lucid Dream’s outfit liquid-like, as if it was a high shine satin silk, or super-organza. Ok, if you’re wondering wtf any of that means, look up the Armani Privé Coture line from Fall 2021. The fabrics there are INSANEEEEE.

Anyway, hopefully it’s easy to tell from the visuals that this is more akin to a swap!Dream (tho i really dont know much about them aaa) than a corrupted/shattered variant. I’m a big fan of angel wings and all, I’ll slap em on most any chance I get, but honestly if Nightmare is a semi-eldritch horror, then why not Dream as well? Lol

Lucid is main-universe Dream, in that post-Underverse idea i have stewing in my noggin. He ends up in posession of a few extra golden apples through accidental timeline bullshittery. His hand is forced by Nightmare, and to protect his friends and re-balance the multiverse, he consumes them and assumes this form. His body takes it pretty hard, skull splitting completely on the left side from an old wound, and beginning to crack on the right. Everything weeps a liquid gold ooze. His cape-ribbons tear/transform into two smaller tendrils, while a larger set of four burst from his soul out the back and destroy the sun patch. Ouch.

In the midst of this brutal fight with Nightmare, he’s fighting to control the overwhelming nature of his new power, as it fights to take him over. While he generally remains—ha—lucid, he has moments where his control slips away, and a primal, ancient desire to fill the universe with light overtakes him. Somethin’ like that. Still kinda vague on the details. Less happy-crazy or full on stoic-coldness, and more like incomprehensible god energy lol. A little chaotic. Mainly tho, he remains Dream, just desperately trying to save his home and his friends and maybe his brother, if he can hang on long enough.

Here’s some expressions, notably the goopy eyes and phasing in and out of madness. :Db

Noot’s design isn’t a power-up, moreso a redesign for funsies. I wanted to give him something intimidating and regal, play around with how everything is made of goop, and off of Dream’s design elements too. It’s pretty messy atm, still trying to balance things. Here’s a few sketches of that :>

Hey if u got to the bottom I love you, have a slice of cake. It’s apple cake lol

[volatileprometheus]

]II suuppoosee aa smaall liifee uupdaatee iis iin oordeer. AA loot haas haappeeneed theesee paast twoo peeriigreeees.\/

]II quuiit myy poosiitiioon aas aa viiviisceeraatoor! Eeveer siincee thee biitee iinciideent eeveeryyoonee (iincluudiing myyseelf) aagreeeed thiis miight noot bee thee poosiitiioon foor mee. II waas saad too leeaavee myy friieends hooweeveer iit leeaads iintoo myy nee%t pooiint...\/

]II woork aat aa booookhiivee noow!!! II'm oonlyy paart-tiimee foor noow buut II aam soo ee%ciiteed too fiinaallyy bee iin aa plaacee wheeree II caan yyaap wiithoouut feeaar. \/

]Myy luusuus iis dooiing aalriight stiill ::). Hee haas beeeen veeryy meelloow theesee laast feew niights buut thaat's proobaablyy beecaauusee hee's oold. Stiill aas cuuriioouus aas aalwaays. \/

]II feeeel aas thoouugh II haavee reegaarneereed coontrool oof myy Viisiioons EEiightfoold ooncee aagaaiin. II haaveen't heeaard aanythiing froom aanyyoonee aaboouut thaat stuupiid Fii%eer shiit aand II hoopee iit staayys thaat waayy. >::P \/

[overtrolled]

Troll Tumblr Posts

I read a bunch of @paradoxcase‘s old ‘troll homestuck fandom’ posts, about the fandom of Homestuck if it were a piece of troll media written by and for trolls. I had an idea for a tumblr post in the early fandom, before the end of Act 1 (before Rose’s introduction actually, so very early on). The following is a ‘transcript’.

tarnishedarrows:

So my followers know I've been reading Homestu(k, and it is pretty interesting. Granted, I do enjoy a lot of 'weird alien (ulture' stories, but I know I'm not alone on that, so my followers ought to (heck it out.

It does not hold your hand and reveal every aspe(t of the (ulture at on(e, but here is the stuff I've pie(ed together so far:

The aliens are called 'humans'

The humans measure time in weird alien time frames. The main (haracter begins as '13 years' old, but this is apparently still a juvenile age, so it must be far less than a sweep, or perhaps the aliens have much longer (hildhoods. Perhaps both.

Humans (all their wriggling day their "birthday", hinting that they might be a viviparous species. I admit I find this appealing for personal reasons.

They give ea(h their friends/a(quaintan(es/lovers gifts on their birthday [it is un(lear what the nature of the human John's relationship to the other (haracters are yet]

No hemospectrum [the main character wears an off-spectrum green symbol, but types in highblood blue].

The main (haracter John lives with a lusus that is the same spe(ies as he is. This looks like some sort of sentient version of the relationships between some viviparous Alternian animals.

And the (omic is just getting started. It will be fun to see where this goes.

teextuaality: "I admit I find this appealing for personal reasons" lool just saay yoouree a muscleebeeaast feetishist aand moove oon dudee. i caant eeveen phaathoom why yoou aaree eeveen trying too bee cooy.

aalsoo whaat is this shit aaboout thee humaans noot haaving aa heemoospeectrum? thee maain chaaraacteer joohn is oobvioously soomee kiind oof aalieen greeeenblooood. hee's proobaably inaaccuraateely heemootyping aas aan aact oof deefiaancee oor soomeething. but thaat woould bee toooo much likee pooliticaal coommeentaary in aart, soo yoou caant seeee it.

tarnishedarrows: Being a pissblood philistine, with a sadly underdeveloped appre(iation for literary art, you are (learly ignorant of the tropes asso(iated with this genre. The hemospe(trum after all is a very trollish thing, most large animals and most actual aliens do not have anything like it. It is (ommon for alien (ulture stories to have aliens with no hemo(astes, and the deliberate use of symbol-type dissonan(e is a (ommon expression of this idea.

sixteenhues: @tarnishedarrows iZ right about it being a common trope, but i think there might be more to it. i Zorta got the Zense that hiZ text color blue iZ Zupposed to inform uZ about his Zocial rank relative to the otherZ. heZ clearly above turntechgodhead and beneath tentacletherapist.

also, and this is juZt a riff on what tarniZhedarrows Zaid at thiZ point, but what if they were Zexually dimorphic and mother grubless, like actual mammalZ? ThatZ Zuch a rare trope Zince its Zo weird, but it would totally add another cool dimenZion to their 'mammal' thing.

teextuaality: thaat's just fucking weeird. why woould hussiee maakee theem soo aalieen? wee aaree suppooseed too bee aablee too reelaatee too theesee chaaraacteers right? i think moost peeooplee woould find it haard to haavee aa coonveersaatioon with a person if yoou knoow it coould staart raandoomly pumping oout wiggleers.

Aalsoo, @tarnishedarrows ‘pissblooood’? whaat cooloors yoour piss, aasshoolee?

tarnishedarrows: Don't be (rass. If they are anything like real mammals, they may only reprodu(e at certain times in their (y(les, and only then if they su((essfully mated. Reprodu(tion is far from random, even in mammals.

teextuaality: yeeaah whaateeveer dudee. wheen hussiee droops thee eexploosioon deeviicee oon yoour dumb kink theeooriees i'll bee theeree too saay i toold yoou soo.

[justshapesandstupidity]

I will eat you when you less expect it hee hee hoo

“H… Hee Hee Hoo?”

“Okay which one of you lil’ Noot Noot fuckers wants to eat me, we HAD THIS DISCUSSION”