oraclememehacker

[oraclememehacker]

"my codename isn't that common!"

some random computer company:

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Tired Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences from various sources for threats to and from a muse. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Shouldn't you be resting?"

"Are you feeling okay? I've never seen you sleep for so long."

"I couldn't sleep last night again. It's like my mind won't shut down or something."

"You haven't been to bed, have you?"

"Do you know what time it is? It's past noon!"

"I thought you were sleeping?"

"You're a bit out of it tonight."

"You better sit down before you keel over!"

"It's late. Can I be in trouble tomorrow?"

"I'll sleep when I'm published!"

"It's called work-life balance. Maybe try it sometime?"

"Are you coming to bed? It's almost midnight."

"I cannot afford spare time."

"You've got to stay lean, mean, and full of caffeine!"

"You've never relaxed in your life."

"Of course I'm awake; sleep is for babies."

"Utter the word 'rest' and you die."

"Do you really stay awake all night?"

"You can keep on telling yourself that you're fine, but you're not fine!"

"You've been asleep for three days!"

"There's only so much that you can do, and you've obviously reached the limit!"

"Can I call my own children annoying?"

"You look like you haven't slept in a couple of days."

"I don't sleep. I just dream."

"I need coffee. Lots of coffee."

"Remember, one minute's sleep before midnight is worth one hour after!"

"Do you realise that I don't usually get out of my pyjamas until five in the afternoon?"

"I have the distinct feeling that I've only been asleep for ten minutes. What time is it?"

"Are you seriously thinking of sleeping there?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to wake you."

"This may be something of an understatement, but you are not doing well."

"Wouldn't you rather be at home than here?"

"Are you sleeping at night? You've got circles around your eyes, pale skin - you don't get more than two or three hours at a stretch, do you?"

"I don't sleep."

"We're going nowhere for a while. Might as well get some sleep."

"Come to bed. It'll all seem better in the morning."

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General Sentences, Vol. 23

(Assorted original sentences. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"How did you manage to get us an invitation to this party?"

"Are you going to be angry all evening?"

"Do you ever think of me?"

"This place is amazing!"

"I'm going to miss you while you're gone."

"How can you be so cruel?"

"You asked to see me?"

"We don't have any fun! Not like we used to!"

"You are not going out dressed like that!"

"Do you have an issue with me?"

"Keep this up and you'll be sleeping in the spare room tonight!"

"It's called work-life balance. Maybe try it sometime?"

"Kneel before me."

"Not everything is about you!"

"What's that supposed to do?"

"You can drop the sarcasm!"

"Do you have a favourite child?"

"You're drinking too much."

"Can't it wait until after dinner?"

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"Nothing lasts, except for me."

"I think your name is beautiful."

"Have you been feeling alright lately?"

"Do you like me?"

"Is this your way of apologising?"

"Why are you late?"

"When did you get so bitter?"

"You just sit there and be quiet."

"You need professional help."

"I'm not who you think I am."

"Come to bed. It'll all seem better in the morning."

"You have beautiful eyes."

"I believe you - this time."

"Are you telling me you don't love me anymore?"

"What have you been doing all day?"

"I can't imagine you having any kind of childhood."

"You're enjoying this, aren't you?"

"I don't care for history."

"Do you always talk to yourself?"

"Perhaps you'd like to know my name?"

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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 30

(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Are you going to make this a habit?"

"Why is it that I surround myself with a bunch of incompetent fools?"

"I don't want your pity. It will only make things worse."

"Put that away before you break something!"

"That's really not the legal loophole you think it is."

"You're causing everybody quite a bit of trouble. If you want a word of warning: don't keep it up."

"I'm going to put this as delicately as possible: how fucking stupid are you?"

"Did someone put you up to this?"

"You sound paranoid! Why? I was only doing you a favour!"

"I don't care what you meant to do; it's what you did that I don't like!"

"You don't get to bring up the other person's slights when you're apologising!"

"You'll end up falling out with everyone if you carry on like this!"

"The next time you come in here without my permission, you and me are going to have a problem."

"Do you have to enjoy my discomfort quite so much?"

"I believe you - this time."

"This is not even remotely my problem."

"You don't ever say that again! Do you hear me?"

"We cannot bring anyone else into this!"

"When did you become so contentious?"

"You don't need to remind me of my sins. Just never forget your own."

"You do recall being told not to do what you just did?"

"Is this your way of apologising?"

"This is the worst idea you've ever had."

"We don't have time for any more questions!"

"You're being very fucking droll for 3am!"

"Don't shout. Shouting will get you nowhere."

"Whatever it is you want - whatever you're looking for - the answer is no."

"Why do you have to control everything?"

"You could have just fucking told me!"

"Will anyone be spared your ire tonight?"

"You shot me in the ass!"

"This is not a psychology lesson."

"Genius doesn't mean you can treat people any way you want! It means shutting up and doing good work!"

"Don't play games. I'm not in the mood."

"Are you saying I smell like a dead cat?"

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wahooo !!

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@webbedphantom

"... Oh God, my Chao... I spent so many hours over the last 10 years making the perfect Chaos Chao... YOU FOOL, YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!"

"Oooooor, consider I made it even better. A "thank you" will suffice, Aaron."

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Futaba turns your virtual pets into biblically accurate creatures. Sorry not sorry.

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"Huh...so it sounds like pirating sites have a really long history on the internet, then," He didn't really use or have all that much awareness of pirating websites so he didn't have all that much input to offer on the discussion of them. "I guess anything that saves shelf space is always a bonus for me, though!" He couldn't help but grimace at the mental image of his own shelves back home packed to the brim full of video games and CD's that he'd accumulated over the years. To be able to store everything online would certainly be a nice bonus! Though if you were planning on storing a lot of things, you'd probably need a lot of storage space for it but, hey! Given he didn't download much stuff off the internet in the first place, wasn't really his problem.

"Sure must be a pain for everyone who uses those websites," But he supposed that was just how things went these days, like a risk everyone accepted when they used these websites. Besides, if people were smart and downloaded as much as they could before the websites went down, presumably they'd be alright. Again, this was a topic he didn't have much input or experience in but to have anything go down unexpectedly sucked and he could empathize with that.

"Yeah this all sounds pretty complicated to me - I don't really understand anything about copyright either," Nor did he really wish to hear about it so it was for the best that she didn't go into details here. "I guess what matters is to just enjoy these websites and services while we have 'em, yeah? Make the most of them," That was his mindset regarding things - though not necessarily pirating websites, but in general - to make the best of each thing and appreciate it for what it was - even it was temporary and fleeting.

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"Exactly. I mean, modern day engineering is probably miles better than what the ancient egyptians did ultimately, but you know that's to be expected. Technically we could probably build the pyramids with our modern day technology. It would be expensive and take a while but it could be done. We just have no real incentive to."

They would just be made for the sake of it, after all. To show that they could be made rather than be made for a purpose like they were back in the day. "In a way, when you think about it, our modern day pyramids are basically all the skyscrapers around us. Those are a miracle of modern day engineering."

"I mean as annoying as it is, there's not really much we can do about 'em, yeah? I mean we can try to set them straight but just 'cause we tell them, doesn't mean they're gonna listen," In his opinion, trying to correct these people was just a waste of time and energy - sure, maybe they'd set one or two people straight but a lot of people were stubborn and obstinate, even in the face of facts, but that didn't mean they could try and stop them from spreading their misinformation and stupidity to others. Best to spend energy on them, instead.

"I mean I don't even know all that much about Ancient Egypt but people are still talking about it however many years later, yeah? That must say something about the society and the people - if they were dumb or stupid, we wouldn't still be talking about 'em like this and as you said, they did a lot of cool things like building the pyramids - people will try and tell dumb stories about 'em or try and discredit 'em but so long as you know the truth, that's what matters most, yeah? I think most people would be right there with you on that - people love to hear about old societies like Ancient Egypt and even after all these years, it's not going anywhere anytime soon - and I'd say stuff like that is definitely pretty damn neat! I'd say the Ancient Egypts were pretty damn smart!"

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"Yeah basically. A big thing is, is that in a lot of cases, these sites, especially something as big as...for example, the pirate bay, that's a notorious site for piracy, it has a ton of backups that are stored in countries where they can't be easily taken down. And when they do they just get replaced immediately. It's like a game of cat and mouse but the cat can never win no matter how much it catches the mouse."

There was just a ton of information about computers and all that swirling through her mind, even though it might not have benefited her much. There was a reason why she was a prodigy in the world of hacking and such. With that in mind though, she was struggling on what else to talk about. She had picked her brain already so much today.

"Is there anything else that you want to know about, Ryuji? Otherwise I think we're pretty good here. I'm starting to get thirsty from talking so much anyways." And she was admittedly getting hungry as well. Definitely was going to get either some curry or just heat up some yakisoba in the microwave and drink one of her energy drinks. Either or was good enough for her.

"Huh...so it sounds like pirating sites have a really long history on the internet, then," He didn't really use or have all that much awareness of pirating websites so he didn't have all that much input to offer on the discussion of them. "I guess anything that saves shelf space is always a bonus for me, though!" He couldn't help but grimace at the mental image of his own shelves back home packed to the brim full of video games and CD's that he'd accumulated over the years. To be able to store everything online would certainly be a nice bonus! Though if you were planning on storing a lot of things, you'd probably need a lot of storage space for it but, hey! Given he didn't download much stuff off the internet in the first place, wasn't really his problem.

"Sure must be a pain for everyone who uses those websites," But he supposed that was just how things went these days, like a risk everyone accepted when they used these websites. Besides, if people were smart and downloaded as much as they could before the websites went down, presumably they'd be alright. Again, this was a topic he didn't have much input or experience in but to have anything go down unexpectedly sucked and he could empathize with that.

"Yeah this all sounds pretty complicated to me - I don't really understand anything about copyright either," Nor did he really wish to hear about it so it was for the best that she didn't go into details here. "I guess what matters is to just enjoy these websites and services while we have 'em, yeah? Make the most of them," That was his mindset regarding things - though not necessarily pirating websites, but in general - to make the best of each thing and appreciate it for what it was - even it was temporary and fleeting.

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Makoto: Futaba, do you ever think before you speak?

Futaba: Sure. I think “Wow, that’s hilarious!” And then I say it.

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lets take ibuprofen together

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"I think my generation is getting dumber. They don't know how to use programs or anything with a computer if it's not an app I swear."

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"Anyone else suddenly remember when the ds had the "touch me" tagline in its commercials? Weird, huh?"

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forgot to post this earlier mb gang

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"Got into a famicom mood tonight. Playing older games via emulation is always a fun time. Though of course, physical hardware is better."