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"Ho ho ho, meerry Christmas !" Jiggling bells could be heard above as a silhouette of a seigh being pulled through the air and a man in red could be made out in the distance.

A certain jollyman wishes you a Merry Christmas!

"I always knew Santa was real!" Now to hope he wasn't shot down or something.

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"Merry Chrimas. You're welcome for not having multiple gods controlling everything you do."

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Futaba Sakura: Sleepwalker extraordinaire

There was a silence that filled the air, only being broken up by the sound of cats yowling in the distance and other assorted animal sounds. The Sakura household, home to Futaba and Sojiro, was silent as it was going through its nighttime routine. Sojiro had fallen asleep in his chair and Futaba was currently deep asleep in her bed, dreaming that she was playing games in her room. It seemed like a routine and boring dream, but something changed in her dream.

There was an urge for her to head to Leblanc Café, and unfortunately for her an old issue was going to rear its ugly head again. She was a sleep-walker. It was something that hadn’t occurred much during her hikkomori days due to her having her room locked most of the time and too much anxiety to leave the house; but since her change of heart and re-acclimation to society, it was coming back into prominence once more.

As she headed to Leblanc in her sleep, she got out of bed, the sheets falling off her, as she slipped into her UFO slippers and headed towards the door, arms straight out in front of her. She reached for the door and after a good amount of fiddling and hitting the door a few times, she managed to swing her door open, hitting the wall with a bit of force. Being a heavy sleeper, the noise didn’t stir her from her state at all.

It did however wake Sojiro from his sleep, as he thought at first someone had broken into the house. His heart was racing a bit as he made his way from his room into the hallway, holding the tv remote he had in hand to use as a weapon. However, what he observed just turned his slight fear into a groan. He observed Futaba walking down the stairs in her Pajamas, heading towards the front door. “The sleepwalking is back, huh?”

He remembered that Wakaba had told him about this and also had to deal with it a few times when he first took her in, before she became too afraid to leave her room. There was only one thing for him to do, and it was to walk up to her and poke her shoulder. “Futaba, go back to your room. Your room needs you more than wherever you’re heading to.”

Futaba stopped in her tracks and mumbled out the words “Okay Sojiro” though it was slurred and hard to understand, before proceeding to head back up the stairs and was heading back to her room. To ensure that she did what he told her to, he followed suite, watching her head into her room, not bothering to close the door in the process, before seemingly getting out of her sleepwalking state just long enough to fall back asleep in bed.

That just caused him to let off a long sigh. “What am I going to do with you, Futaba?” He wasn’t really sure what he could do to prevent this from getting worse. After all, she could head all the way to the station in this state, though that would be as far as she could get since the trains stopped service well before now. Only other thing he could do was to inform Ren about this situation tomorrow…

[The next day…]

“I wonder what Sojiro wants me about?” Ren was heading back home from school and got a rare call from him, saying that there was a matter that needed to be discussed and that it was urgent that he got back to the Café as soon as possible. There was some discussion between him and Morgana. Was this related to some issue with Futaba? She was still relatively fresh off her change of heart after all. But she was getting better, so what could be the issue?

There was only so much time to discuss it, as the train stopped at Yongen and soon enough they were in the Café, Sojiro waiting diligently for him. He appeared to have a serious expression on that face of his, so whatever this was, it was important. “Hey boss, what do you have to talk to me about?”

 “It’s about Futaba.” As simple and direct as one could be with this. “She’s starting to do something again that hasn’t been an issue for a long time. Sit, I have to explain this to you.” Ren sat down in a chair at the counter, and he began to speak once again. “To simply put it, Futaba sleepwalks. And is starting to do so again.”

“Sleepwalking? Huh…” Ren had to admit, as he scratched the back of his head, that this wasn’t the thing that he was expecting really. At least this confirmed that this was something to do with her though. “How long has she been sleepwalking?”

“According to her mother, she used to do it fairly frequently when she was younger, but when I took her in, it stopped after a bit. Probably due to well…you know, her situation and all that. Her mother said it wasn’t ever a huge issue though she got outside a few times and had to be brought back into her room.”

Interesting, and kind of concerning. He didn’t really understand the whole sleepwalking thing and how it worked, but it was something that needed to be addressed so he completely understood why Sojiro brought this up. With that said though, what could he do about this? “Do you want me to talk to Takemi about this or…?”

“Oh, don’t worry about that. I’ll be talking about it soon with her. With that said, I want you to keep an eye out in case she gets to the café. I caught her heading out last night, but I won’t be able to do that every night. I only was able to because she opened the door to her room loudly.”

Ah. Well, that was going to present a bit of an issue. If she got to the café then it’d be locked and all that. And Morgana well, he made him sleep at a decent time. “Do you want me to let her in if she gets there?” It was either that or getting her to go back to her room, which might take some finagling for sure.

“I’ll leave that up to you what you want to. Ultimately, I just want to make sure she doesn’t put herself in danger; so having her in the café will ensure that she’s safe. I do want her to get back in her room though.” It was just like him to mostly be concerned about her well-being and wanting nothing more than her to be safe. So, Ren nodded at that, understanding completely.

“If she’s able to open doors and such, who knows what else she could do.” Morgana spoke up through the bag and Ren nodded at that as well. “Though I don’t understand, shouldn’t it be impossible to walk in your sleep? I thought your body couldn’t move much whilst you were asleep.” That was the not a cat cat’s understanding anyways.

Ren didn’t really have a good answer for that. After all, that was how it was supposed to be but he supposed it was possible for one to have control of their body in their sleep. He could look it up though since he had his smart phone with internet access and all that. But it wasn’t all that important. The more important thing was keeping Futaba safe if she sleepwalked to the café.

They were calling it operation sleepwalker. Not a clever name but then again, that didn’t matter.  Nothing was going to change in terms of their routine, but they were going to keep an eye out…or rather an ear out in case there was a rattling at the café entrance. And weren’t going to totally assume some burglar was trying to break in. Now it was time to wait until the night…

[Later that night…]

Another night came and was in the midst of going through its cycle when Futaba started to sleepwalk once again. Instead of going to the café immediately though, she went to her computer and apparently was messing with some things before realizing that she had to head out, leaving her computer on as she headed out of her room, not waking up Sojiro this time as she opened the door to her room.

Meanwhile, in the café, Ren was softly asleep, with Morgana laying on him like he always did. He had fallen asleep thinking about how he was going to react to possibly seeing Futaba sleepwalking. Couldn’t he just wake her up? Or was she such a heavy sleeper that it wouldn’t do anything? It was something to consider for sure.

Though, the time would come soon as he would get awakened from the sleep by the sound of the café door attempting to be opened. He shot up and so would Morgana. Oh boy, so she was really sleepwalking huh? “Move Morgana.” Getting out of bed, he headed downstairs and towards the door, unlocking the door for her. He got a mumbling of why the door was so hard to open from her as she walked through.

What happened next was something that he wasn’t expecting. He heard her mumbling, saying something along the lines of being hungry and needing curry before she suffered from starvation damage. And that once she got her food that she was going to head back home to complete something she was doing online. That being buying a thing she really wanted.

Food huh? Well, everything was put up and all, and he couldn’t exactly make her curry easily. This was going to create quite a conundrum, as she sat in a booth and was waiting for her curry patiently. “So, what are we going to do about sleeping beauty here?” Morgana inquired, hoping that Ren had a good idea for this.

Admittedly he was still waking up and was having difficulty thinking properly…but then an idea hit him. He could just pretend to give her food. If she was thinking that she was eating in her dream then that would be good enough, right? “Coming right up, taba. Give me just a minute.” Morgana was confused about this, but he was assured that he knew what he was doing.

He grabbed a plate and a fork and went over, placing them on the table in front of her, making sure that she was aware that they were there. “There you go taba. Eat up.” And just like what he was expecting to happen, she started to “eat” the food, mostly being silent as she did so. Phew, that worked. And hopefully she would be able to just get back to her room without much issue.

“Have to admit, I wouldn’t have thought about that Ren.” Morgana admitted, watching as she continued to quote on quote eat, still wondering how she had such control like this despite being asleep with her eyes closed. Maybe she just knew the layout of the area that well or something.

Once she was finished eating, or supposedly eating anyways, that’s when she got up and started to head towards the door. But a sudden loud yowling from a cat that was getting into a fight with another cat got her out of her sleepwalking state. At least enough that she looked around a bit, seemingly confused about what was going on.

Before Ren could tell her exactly what was going on, she fell back asleep, and he was forced to grab her before she bashed her head against the door and then the ground. He was in an awkward situation where he was holding her up as her limp body was in his arms. So there seemed to be only one thing that he could do.

And that was to lift her up and take her home himself. Thankfully, she was skinny enough and short enough that he was able to pick her up bridal style without much issue and started to head to her house. How long was this going to be an issue? Hopefully not too long as Takemi could help deal with this issue, so she wasn’t going to put herself in danger.

It was weird to be up this late, seeing no one around and only hearing the distant rumbling of cars going down the busier roads. Morgana followed right behind, yelling at the cats that were in a fight and telling them to stop. Which they wouldn’t but then again why listen to reason when there was territory to fight for, among other things.

Soon they would make it to the house and get her back in bed, pulling the covers over her so she could rest comfortably. But out of curiosity, they saw that her computer was on and on a shopping website. It appeared that she was about to buy herself a new mouse for whatever reason. Well, he closed the browser and managed to put the computer back into sleep mode before heading back out.

What they didn’t realize at the time was that things were going to get worse from here, and it was going to be a reoccurring issue with her sleepwalking. For the moment though, they were just hoping that Takemi could help with the issue, and this would be a blip, something that would be laughed about in the future. But it was going to become known as the inciting issue that resulted in Futaba being called the Sleepwalker extraordinaire….

a request for @metalinjector95 that I took way too long to get done and I apologize.

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Her phone went off and she turned her head briefly to see it was indeed a text from Akechi. Unfortunately for him, she was in the middle of a boss fight that required all of her attention. It was one of those bosses that weren't hard but required her to use her concentration mode to ensure that she won. So there was a few minutes with no response before she won.

Okay, now to respond to Akechi.

[Text From: Futaba] Futaba: Sorry about that. Would you rather be actually dead? Futaba: I know what you wanted to do. Futaba: But I had no choice. Futaba: also do you know how hard it is to get blood stains out of clothing? Futaba: very hard

It was true, though obviously not his fault anyways. One doesn't exactly control where blood goes, and like water, blood loves to go absolutely everywhere and stained because blood was an asshole. Still, she couldn't help but to feel awful about stripping his control away, even if it was inadvertently. There was always a chance this could happen, just was surprised at the quickness of it all. Futaba: Still, I do apologize for it, I really do feel bad about it.

...Would this be how everything would've played out if he'd been brought to a more public hospital to begin with? People trying to get in his room for interviews, practically demanding to know why he chose to be a fraud over sincerity.

Well, that part he would've heard regardless.

He told himself he was prepared for the hate.

Fuck, it was really taking a toll on his pride. More than once he thought to reach out to Akira again, whom he was sure had seen the news...

There was nothing he could do about it now. But...at least he didn't have to hide anymore. He could come out of this...and be who he really was. No more princely facade. People already hated him, so what did it matter. But maybe...

Maybe...

He could still go to the Jazz club, and not be judged. He sighed as he picked up his phone.

[text from: Akechi] [Akechi]: This is messier than it should've been.

Any control he had ABSOLUTELY was gone.

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my inability to communicate properly has done irreparable damage to me as a whole

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my emotional support self neglect

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So, Akechi was in the hospital now thanks to her helping or rather, forcing him to go. She had gotten some blood all over her and now her clothes were ruined until she got the properly cleaned. Which given how hard it was to get blood stains out of clothing, was going to be a hard task for sure. What was more important though was that he was going to be okay, which he was.

What happened next wasn't surprising but still a factor she wasn't even considering at the time. The fact that the media was going to find out and take his agency about announcing his own return. On one hand she wasn't going to let him die, but on the other it must have hurt even more to have that stripped away from him.

Well, all she could do was go day to day like she was, pretending like she was shocked and surprised at his sudden revival, even though she was one of the first people who figured out he was alive, at least those who weren't taking care of him in the psyche ward. She sat in her computer chair as she was playing games on her PC and just thinking about some things. "Sorry Akechi, but it had to be done..."

@cxdemusings

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she got a babyy

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Here ye, people of Euchronia!

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"Oh, yeah that's... huh. That's a lot of blood." [and one from survival!Akechi. In reference to his own injury. XD;;]

Hidden Injuries

"You think?!" Good lord was that a lot of blood, and there was just more coming out. She couldn't remember exactly how much blood the human body had but at this rate it was all going to be strewn out on the floor and a dead body there. One could probably swim in it. "L-Look, let's just stop the bleeding and then go from there. With that amount of blood loss I think a trip to the hospital is warranted."

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why

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"Why would you hide this from us?!" [from Ann!]

Hidden Injuries

"Because I knew it would cause a lot of questions to be asked." She was referring to the apparent cut on her arm that could look like it was self inflicted but in reality it was something far less bad than it seemed. "Look, I know what it looks like but I didn't cut myself...not like that anyways. I was helping Sojiro in the attic and my arm got caught up on a piece of metal and got cut. I swear, that's all it is, I don't cut myself."

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Hidden Injuries

"Wait - you're bleeding."

"Why didn't you say anything?"

"Okay, I have you, I have you -"

"Don't you dare pass out on me."

"You good? You look a little pale."

"Your shirt... is that blood?"

"Oh, my god, are you serious? I think it's broken!"

"Why would you hide this from us?!"

"Okay - okay, breathe. We're going to help you."

"You idiot! You could have died!"

"I'm - I'm calling an ambulance -"

"Why are you breathing so shallowly?"

"You can barely stand."

"Sit down. Right now."

"I'm going to fix you up, but you have to sit still."

"I've had worse."

"It's not that bad, really..."

"I'm just a little... light headed...."

"It's barely bleeding at all."

"Aw, man, I liked this shirt."

"Oh, yeah that's... huh. That's a lot of blood."

"I'm just gonna sit right here... for a minute..."

"My chest really... hurts..."

"I can't really breathe -"

"Ow. It's fine. Ow."

"I can handle it myself."

"Oh, that? Yeah it's just... it's just a little blood..."

"Barely touched me."

"Why are there two of you?"

"I'll be fine. I'm great. I'm - I'm fantastic. Don't worry about me! I'm just gonna go... into this really nice... warm light..."

[oraclememehacker]

&. 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  some  wintery  dialogue  prompts  to  help  you  stay  warm  these  holidays!  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ your lips look cold, want me to warm them up for you? ❜

❛ check it out, i’m a dragon! ❜

❛ you have snowflakes in your hair. ❜

❛ i know it’s winter, but you don’t have to act so cold! ❜

❛ want to go for a walk and check out all the lights? ❜

❛ how are you wearing shorts in this weather?! ❜

❛ it’s so cold, but you’re so warm. ❜

❛ i don’t need mistletoe to kiss you. ❜

❛ here, you can have my scarf. ❜

❛ want some hot chocolate? ❜

❛ you know, i’ve never seen snow before. ❜

❛ please open the door before i freeze to death. ❜

❛ but seriously, do you want to build a snowman? ❜

❛ there’s space for you by the fire, come sit. ❜

❛ wait, is that mistletoe? ❜

❛ winter is coming / winter is here. ❜

❛ a snowball fight? oh, it is so on! ❜

❛ looks like we’re snowed in for the night. ❜

❛ are you warm enough? ❜

❛ did you know that icicles make the perfect murder weapon? ❜

❛ i’m catching snowflakes with my tongue, what’s it look like i’m doing? ❜

❛ nightmare before christmas is a christmas movie. it’s literally in the title! ❜

❛ you look pretty covered in snow, guess that’s why they’re called snow angels. ❜

❛ you were outside for one minute, how can you be dying of hypothermia? ❜

❛ i think i burned my tongue on my hot chocolate. ❜

❛ i like it out here. it’s peaceful. ❜

❛ you’re like my own personal space heater. ❜

❛ if you don’t have gloves, you can just hold my hand. ❜

❛ if i slip on the ice, it’s totally your fault. ❜

❛ behold! the perfect snowball. ❜

❛ let’s just stay in and watch the snow. ❜

❛ i’m cold, can we cuddle? ❜

❛ i’ll be home for christmas, i promise. ❜

❛ holy shit, your hands are freezing! ❜

❛ there. now your snow angel has a friend. ❜

❛ what should we name our snowman? ❜

❛ i guess it’s just my overused hoodie and i against the world. ❜

❛ i’ll be your date for that christmas party if you don’t have one yet. ❜

❛ being stuck inside with you all day is my worst nightmare. ❜

❛ sorry! i didn’t mean to throw that snowball so hard. ❜

❛ i made a dick out of snow. it’s happy to see you. ❜

❛ there’s never a bad time for ice cream. ❜

❛ come here, let me warm you up. ❜

❛ you’ve never seen snow before? ❜

❛ the holidays aren’t so bad with you around. ❜

❛ either you cuddle me, or stop hogging all the blankets. ❜

❛ fine, i’ll be nice. but just until the holidays are over. ❜

❛ winter is for hibernating. i’m going back to sleep. ❜

[oraclememehacker]

&. 𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  a  mix  of  angst,  fluff,  and  plot  focused  dialogue  prompts  in  the  form  of  questions.  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ what are you listening to? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ how did you get this scar? ❜

❛ are you sure this is a good idea? ❜

❛ do you mind if i sleep here tonight? ❜

❛ what are you doing out here by yourself? ❜

❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜

❛ don’t you know what you mean to me? ❜

❛ will i see you again? ❜

❛ are you comfortable? ❜

❛ are you trying to get us in trouble? ❜

❛ do you enjoy playing with people’s hearts? ❜

❛ don’t we deserve to be happy? ❜

❛ why can’t i come with you? ❜

❛ are you here to kill me? ❜

❛ you think i’m jealous? ❜

❛ do you want to share this? ❜

❛ is that blood? is it yours? ❜

❛ how do you know my name? ❜

❛ you’re an asshole, you know that? ❜

❛ like what you see? ❜

❛ was that your first kiss? ❜

❛ are you happy here with me? ❜

❛ sorry, did you want to be alone? ❜

❛ do you want my jacket? ❜

❛ how are you still alive? ❜

❛ you’re beautiful, you know that? ❜

❛ what are you so afraid of? ❜

❛ today isn’t your day, is it? ❜

❛ how does it feel to be in love? ❜

❛ you’ve been crying, what’s wrong? ❜

❛ do you remember when we first met? ❜

❛ isn’t this amazing? ❜

❛ did you miss me? ❜

❛ alright, who am i beating up? ❜

❛ that was a close call, wasn’t it? ❜

❛ am i worth so little to you? ❜

❛ how is it you’re never scared? ❜

❛ do you ever think about the future? ❜

❛ can you look at me? please? ❜

❛ you got me flowers? ❜

❛ well, how do i look? ❜

❛ what aren’t you telling me? ❜

❛ how about a kiss before i go? ❜

❛ you don’t know who i am, do you? ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜

❛ who’s going to stop us, huh? ❜

❛ wait, you’re leaving already? ❜

❛ it’s my fault, isn’t it? ❜

❛ have you ever lost someone? ❜

❛ do you think i’m a good person? ❜

❛ what are you thinking about? ❜

❛ is it really you? ❜

❛ what if i hurt you? ❜

❛ if you won’t take care of yourself, then who will? ❜

❛ have you come to laugh at me? ❜

❛ will you still look at me like you do now? ❜

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&. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.

( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )

❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜

❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜

❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜ 

❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜

❛ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜

❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜

❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜ 

❛ i can’t imagine losing someone like that. i’m sorry. ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜

❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

❛ ah, so you aren’t heartless after all. ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. i won't break. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜

❛ we can't keep doing this. ❜ 

❛ you look like you've got something to say. ❜

❛ just relax and let me take care of you. ❜

❛ thought you’d be lighter without all that blood. ❜

❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜

❛ everything looks so beautiful from up here. ❜

❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ well? how do i look? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ do you mind if i smoke? ❜

❛ i’m scared of ending up alone. ❜

❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜

❛ you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous. ❜

❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜

❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜

❛ i’ve never cared for anyone the way i care for you. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ just a few more stitches and you’ll be as good as new. ❜

❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜

❛ i want you to forget this ever happened. ❜

❛ i'm here for business — not pleasure. ❜

❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜

❛ you'd look better down on your knees. ❜

❛ fine, keep acting like you hate me. ❜

❛ kiss me again. ❜

❛ are you asking me out on a date? ❜

❛ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. ❜

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

❛ well, i do feel better now that you're here. ❜

❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 

❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜

❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ 

❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜

❛ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜

❛ books mean more to me than people anyway. ❜

❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜

❛ how about a kiss goodnight? ❜

❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜ 

❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜

[oraclememehacker]

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