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siginari · 3 months ago

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What the actual hell, Andy?

#he is a madman #he did the similar thing in pokemon episode didnt he #i was not expecting that #noone was expecting that #how the hell did he even come up with that #im with ellen on this one #oxventure #oxventure wyrdwood #oxventure wyrdwood finale #chapter 8 #siginari original #i will miss wyrdwood so much #just screenshot no spoilers #andy farrant #johnny chiodini #ellen rose

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feketeribizli · 2 months ago

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she cut her hair 😔

#BARK BARK BARK #george russell #alex albon #formula one #f1 #rule 63 #2363 #yeahg... theres a long sequence in my head of george showing up one day w her haircut and everyone gets whiplash #which is understandable she had the longest hair for the longest time. noone expected this scenario #and alex is like what tha flip georgie... in a way that sounds negative (it isnt. shes just surprised. galex common miscommunication trope)#and george is like oh my god you HATE it im going to KILL myself #and alex is like youre so fucking stupid jesus christ. you look awesome. etc etc kiss etc etc #ANYWAY LOL i love long ass hair georgie and pixiecut georgie just the same 🙏#random eurotruck mention sharl helps her cut her hair 😋 needa bring that diva up more often #ok goodnight. dream of george yuri tonight #my art #AND alex going wrong scissor action LOL #girl drivers

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ninjasmudge · 1 year ago

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betrayal !

#HA! NOONE EXPECTED MORE! NOT EVEN ME!#lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #dumb little thing thats been on my mind when i thought abt enta glement #entanglement au #six eared macaque #qi xiaotian #sorry to everyone who followed me for lmk but didnt follow the entanglement au #my art #mk art #mk

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compaculaaa · 4 months ago

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Ah its a wonderful Prime life first part

FINALLY FINISHED 1 PART BUT I STILL HAVE ALOT TO GO HNGGGG

#transformers #transformers one #tf one #tf one sentinel prime #transformers sentinel prime #tf sentinel prime #sentinel prime #tf one alpha trion #alpha trion #im surprised noone is shipping these two even ironically #i expected the choking scene to do at least something tbh

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mossy-rossy · 6 months ago

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Pt 2 More time travel au but now we’re back to silly vampires

#bloodweave #bg3 #astarion #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #astarion: write all this down boy I expect poetry on my desk by noon #astarion when he returns to his gale: you were BESOTTED with me it was embarrassing #time travel au #ig I’ll call it that bc I wanna draw more #stuff by me

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taurus-spacecraft · 27 days ago

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Putting Viktor arcane in situations

the situations being the berlin trilogy by David Bowie

#i needes the quality to be somewhat okay #no scanner big enough okay.#anyways #him #autism maxxing one might call it #arcane #viktor arcane #arcane season 2 #arcane fanart #david bowie #bowie #mikis art #a crossover noone expected #laptop still not working #Spotify

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boycannibal · 25 days ago

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i hate when people have small dogs off leash. i could grab that thing and throw it like a baseball and you wouldnt be able to do a single thing about it

#noone expects that so by the time they realize somethings off (sometimes theyre not even looking at the dog too) the puppy is arleady in the #air heading outside the stadium

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valletta-alleyways · 8 months ago

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vrchat doodle while i work on a bigger piece

#phighting medkit #phighting subspace #medkit phighting #medkit fanart #subspace phighting #subspace fanart #subspace tripmine #subkit #phighting #art tag #my boyfriend loved me quoting brainrot memes in dead monotone voice (lie)#bonuses of being '50-yo-core' is that noone expects me to reference current memes or even use emojis

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abyss-if · 7 months ago

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WELCOME BACK TO ABYSS

#noone say anything about how long it's been #IM BEGGING #but my life has turned upside down and just now i have enough time and want to go back to posting #so #expect revamped new version with new content soon ig with no excuses now #my masters thesis will write itself i guess #into the abyss #abyss #update

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abirddogmoment · 24 hours ago

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I didn't take any photos but I took Rory skijoring for the first time today!

We did a 3.5km groomed multi-use trail with my (new to me) classic cross country skis. I got these skis off Marketplace last year but hadn't had the chance to use them yet. I'm not sure if it was my ski wax, the snow, or the weather, but I was NOT getting the glide I hoped. We both worked super hard so I let her off for the last 500m so she could run free while I skied.

It was really fun despite the effort! Idk if it'll be a regular activity in our rotation (as rollerblade canicross and free running both mutually easier and enriching activities) but it was cool to try out anyway.

#dogblr #skijoring #canicross #(tagged so i can find this later)#my ski wax is rated for +5 to -15C and it was closer to -20C today #but the trail was also super windblown and drifty so idk it couldve been a variety of factors #i dont think skiing is gonna be in the regular rotation for me because its so much extra work to bring my skis down to my car from storage #and i know thats a dumb reason but hey its my life #when i have to take extra steps to prepare for an activity my desire to do that activity generally goes down #rory did great though!#she started off a little uncertain about the squeaky noise from the snow against my skis #(when it's really cold and dry the snow gets squeaky)#but she pulled really consistently and looked really happy #if i had more dog power (stronger dogs or multiple dogs) maybe id do this one more often #but it didnt feel worth it for the amount of preparation to effort to enrichment ratio #rollerblade canicross was way more fun imo #anyway cool to try and a fun sunday activity!#and (surprisingly) zero people at the park even though it was noon on a Sunday and beautifull sunny #twas cold but i still expected the outdoor enthusiasts to be out

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shyravenns · 1 year ago

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Nikolai doodle (and supposed render practice 🤭) because he's my favorite metal head 🤘🤘🤘

#nikolai cod #nikolai #myart #digitalart #artists on tumblr #cod #call of duty modern warfare #cod mwf2 #cod mwf3 #i got kinda tited ao thats why it looks unfinished but i think i learned how to draw him??#expect more pics at noon 🫡

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downforcuddles · 4 days ago

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I just thought I was gonna suck dick, what do you mean I'm getting turned into a breeding bunny for the next 5 hours?

#legitimately what happened this morning #mmmmmm no it was thursday after noon #better timeframe #my hole is Still swollen and tight and my dick has Not stopped being hard #also I've drank almost a gallon of water since waking up so that's neat #came so many times i became tighter than ever before and my fiancé took Great joy outta that #was #VERY nice #wasn't expecting to get fucked so it was a nice surprise :)#gonna be sore for a week 🎉#queer nsft #t4t nsft #mlm nsft #trans nsft #ftm mlm #mlm ns/fw #ftm nsft #ftm ns/fw #t4t mlm

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moonzartz · 2 months ago

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Just made these bad bois in biology

HERE THEY ARE

The empty head cyn is my favorite one, she so goober

#artists on tumblr #drawing #sketch #art #doodles #murder drones #oc #murder drones fanart #md #also making some jessa art and will feed you T. H #cym md #cyn md #md cynessa #md cyn #murder drone #murder drones cyn #cyn is the best character and noone can change my mind #Also making jessa stuff and so expect that

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blinkandyoumissit · 22 days ago

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16 JAN 2019 | Brandon Dermer • here’s some #bts from @/thedamnedthings new music video CELLS directed by yours truly. go watch it today on the @/youtube 🤘🎸🎥

#16 #JAN #2019 #mania #the damned things #high crimes #brandon dermer #instagram #solo #joe trohman #fall out boy #♥#everyone around him losing it is so fucking funny. it's like noone was expecting the screams somehow #16 JAN 2019

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blackcur-rants · 4 months ago

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Ideas for albums the Mechs could have done alongside their already existing ones

01. Cyberpunk retelling of events from "The Shahnameh" wherein King Jamshid and his Chief Engineer Mirdas create a powerful super-computer called the Zahhak to help them run their city...only for it to go crazy with power and absorb all the minds of the people into itself using a virus a la The Acheron before being defeated by the heroic hackers Kaveh and Fereydun (who are probably boyfriends in The Mechanisms Universe, because why not).

02. Film Noir retelling of the Hero Twins wherein they are detectives trying to bring down the Brotherhood of Xibalba crime syndicate society that runs their city.

03. Dickens crossover universe involving Fagin and the DeFarges as rival space pirates, Cartmanay and Twistperpip as polycules, Paul Dombey running a spaceship firm, the Dorrits having to escape from a prison planet, and Miss Havisham as a cyborg with Estella as her adopted daughter/repairwoman.

04. Steampunk crossover AU of all the Bronte works featuring Jane Eyre crushing on Helen Graham and queer tension between either Heathcliff and Rochester or between Heathcliff and Arthur Huntingdon or between Rochester and Arthur Huntingdon.

05. Retelling of a classic Shakespeare play, preferably one that hasn't already been adapted a billion times already.

06. Retelling of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" as a space opera about a war between different planets seeking to rule over the same solar system.

07. "Journey to the West" but it's about explorers on an unknown planet.

08. Polynesiian mythology retelling wherein Maui is a biio-engineer who keeps creating whole new planets and ecosystems by accident.

09. Space opera retelling of either "The Ramayana" or "The Mahabharata".

10. Russian mythology retelling about Marya Morevna and IIvan Tsarevic facing down a Koschei the Deathless who's actually a clone of King Cole alongside one of the Bogatyrs who in this retelling is in fact a former Rose Red.

11. Retelling of "Dream of the Red Chamber" wherein the house is a virtual reality computer simulation.

12. Steampunk retelling of "Les Miserables" featuring Javert as a cyborg.

13. Retelling of "War and Peace" with a Rose Red as Napoleon and Pierre trying to shoot down King Cole.

14. Sherlock Holmes but make it Film Noir.

15. Dracula or something Dracula related.

16. Snow Queen retelling.

@lady-asteria @carcosa-commune @cynicalclassicist @miralines @cinderswife

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runwhileyoucan · 6 months ago

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God I love the crazy game and that one crazy improve group (affectionately)

Screenshot from @i-may-be-an-emu

#sfth and disco Elysium crossover #the crossover noone expected but everyone needs #sfth #shoot from the hip #disco Elysium #honoroble mention to Drama my fav skill #also shivers #and suggestion i guess #disco elysium skills

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