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What the actual hell, Andy?
#he is a madman#he did the similar thing in pokemon episode didnt he#i was not expecting that#noone was expecting that#how the hell did he even come up with that#im with ellen on this one#oxventure#oxventure wyrdwood#oxventure wyrdwood finale#chapter 8#siginari original#i will miss wyrdwood so much#just screenshot no spoilers#andy farrant#johnny chiodini#ellen rose
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betrayal !
#HA! NOONE EXPECTED MORE! NOT EVEN ME!#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk sun wukong#dumb little thing thats been on my mind when i thought abt enta glement#entanglement au#six eared macaque#qi xiaotian#sorry to everyone who followed me for lmk but didnt follow the entanglement au#my art#mk art#mk
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Ah its a wonderful Prime life first part
FINALLY FINISHED 1 PART BUT I STILL HAVE ALOT TO GO HNGGGG
#transformers#transformers one#tf one#tf one sentinel prime#transformers sentinel prime#tf sentinel prime#sentinel prime#tf one alpha trion#alpha trion#im surprised noone is shipping these two even ironically#i expected the choking scene to do at least something tbh
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Pt 2 More time travel au but now we’re back to silly vampires
#bloodweave#bg3#astarion#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#astarion: write all this down boy I expect poetry on my desk by noon#astarion when he returns to his gale: you were BESOTTED with me it was embarrassing#time travel au#ig I’ll call it that bc I wanna draw more#stuff by me
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vrchat doodle while i work on a bigger piece
#phighting medkit#phighting subspace#medkit phighting#medkit fanart#subspace phighting#subspace fanart#subspace tripmine#subkit#phighting#art tag#my boyfriend loved me quoting brainrot memes in dead monotone voice (lie)#bonuses of being '50-yo-core' is that noone expects me to reference current memes or even use emojis
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WELCOME BACK TO ABYSS
#noone say anything about how long it's been#IM BEGGING#but my life has turned upside down and just now i have enough time and want to go back to posting#so#expect revamped new version with new content soon ig with no excuses now#my masters thesis will write itself i guess#into the abyss#abyss#update
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Nikolai doodle (and supposed render practice 🤭) because he's my favorite metal head 🤘🤘🤘
#nikolai cod#nikolai#myart#digitalart#artists on tumblr#cod#call of duty modern warfare#cod mwf2#cod mwf3#i got kinda tited ao thats why it looks unfinished but i think i learned how to draw him??#expect more pics at noon 🫡
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saw a post abt ftm convos. how even the idea of some people being raised as a girl is somehow a secret plan to hurt transfems. the conspiracy brainrot is insane. i'm glad some of your parents and school hasn't had unrealistic expectations about gender performance, but it's not the majority i fear. also saying therefore trans men won't be as violent as cis men isn't transphobia, lol. i know i understand sexism and discrimination better, because i'm still viewed as a girl. and a lot of other men too, who can't be socially out. in more conservative spaces/countries being gender non conforming too will get you bullied and called to the principal's office. (wearing pants instead of skirts, etc.) i think it's projection at this point.
#op's yap#female brain#male brain#male socialization#female socialization#ftm problems#transandrophobia#i understand that this is a talking point at radfems too#but maybe it's not all bs just because a group you don't like too is having conversations about it#do you think it's scientifically correct to say males and females aren't brought up to fulfill different roles even in todays age?#i'm glad you didn't get told that boys are better at math and wasn't forced out of those spaces#just because noone cares to tutor you if you're bad at math if you're still passing and they don't expect you to be an engineer#this rhetoric was with us the whole time we went to school#for example#argue with a sociologist and don't create an echochamber
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Ideas for albums the Mechs could have done alongside their already existing ones
01. Cyberpunk retelling of events from "The Shahnameh" wherein King Jamshid and his Chief Engineer Mirdas create a powerful super-computer called the Zahhak to help them run their city...only for it to go crazy with power and absorb all the minds of the people into itself using a virus a la The Acheron before being defeated by the heroic hackers Kaveh and Fereydun (who are probably boyfriends in The Mechanisms Universe, because why not).
02. Film Noir retelling of the Hero Twins wherein they are detectives trying to bring down the Brotherhood of Xibalba crime syndicate society that runs their city.
03. Dickens crossover universe involving Fagin and the DeFarges as rival space pirates, Cartmanay and Twistperpip as polycules, Paul Dombey running a spaceship firm, the Dorrits having to escape from a prison planet, and Miss Havisham as a cyborg with Estella as her adopted daughter/repairwoman.
04. Steampunk crossover AU of all the Bronte works featuring Jane Eyre crushing on Helen Graham and queer tension between either Heathcliff and Rochester or between Heathcliff and Arthur Huntingdon or between Rochester and Arthur Huntingdon.
05. Retelling of a classic Shakespeare play, preferably one that hasn't already been adapted a billion times already.
06. Retelling of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" as a space opera about a war between different planets seeking to rule over the same solar system.
07. "Journey to the West" but it's about explorers on an unknown planet.
08. Polynesiian mythology retelling wherein Maui is a biio-engineer who keeps creating whole new planets and ecosystems by accident.
09. Space opera retelling of either "The Ramayana" or "The Mahabharata".
10. Russian mythology retelling about Marya Morevna and IIvan Tsarevic facing down a Koschei the Deathless who's actually a clone of King Cole alongside one of the Bogatyrs who in this retelling is in fact a former Rose Red.
11. Retelling of "Dream of the Red Chamber" wherein the house is a virtual reality computer simulation.
12. Steampunk retelling of "Les Miserables" featuring Javert as a cyborg.
13. Retelling of "War and Peace" with a Rose Red as Napoleon and Pierre trying to shoot down King Cole.
14. Sherlock Holmes but make it Film Noir.
15. Dracula or something Dracula related.
16. Snow Queen retelling.
@lady-asteria @carcosa-commune @cynicalclassicist @miralines @cinderswife
#The Mechanisms#The Shahnameh#Persian Mythology#Zahhak#Fereydun#Kaveh#Maya Mythology#The Hero Twins#The Lords of Xibalba#Charles Dickens#Classic Literature#The Brontes#A Tale of Two Cities#Oliver Twist#David Copperfield#Great Expectations#Cartmanay#Philip Pirrip#Maui#Polynesian Mythology#Russian Mythology#Koschei the Deathless#Once Upon a Time in Space#Ulysses dies at Dawn#High Noon over Camelot#The Bifrost Incident#Ramayana#Mahabharata#Hindu Mythology#Romance of the Three Kingdoms
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God I love the crazy game and that one crazy improve group (affectionately)
Screenshot from @i-may-be-an-emu
#sfth and disco Elysium crossover#the crossover noone expected but everyone needs#sfth#shoot from the hip#disco Elysium#honoroble mention to Drama my fav skill#also shivers#and suggestion i guess#disco elysium skills
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im baffled about how so many people are suddenly shitting on transmascs for having the audacity to label our discrimination and making fun of terms like transandophobia and mocking us for talking about transmasc-specific issues and discrimination (which is a documented thing! and we have different factors intersect with our oppression than tma folks have intersecting with transmisogyny! and NOONE is saying that transandrophobia existing makes it worse than transmisogyny either!)
like what do you want us to do? are we just supposed to shut up and take it because us being afab means our problems are "lesser"? are we supposed to say that every other trans person has it worse so we can't talk about it anymore? what is the proposed solution here? mocking transmascs and harassing them and sending horrific anons to them isn't exactly a solid answer.
i genuinely truly don't understand why people are so upset about this and why it's such a big deal for us to label our experiences and talk about it when everyone was falling all over themselves to adopt new phrases when the terms transmisogyny and tma/tme started gaining traction. it's gross and weird. we're all siblings in the same fight here, infighting is pointless and a waste of energy. why are we trying to to beat each other down when this energy would be, y'know, actually progressive punching up and fighting the oppressive structures CAUSING these issues instead?
#this isn't the oppression olympics!!!!! y'all are acting likw fucking children#this is the kind of discourse i wouldve expected on here 10 years ago#and i genuinely do not understand why so many people are SO passionate about this and refuse to explain why?#like genuinely. autistically. if it's legitimately actively actually harmful i wanna know#but noone has any compelling arguments besides ''silly girl doesn't understand opwession uwu''#i've seen people call transmascs princess and talk about SAing them over this bullshit#do none of you see what you're doing? do none of you care how you sound?#i need to purge my following list tbqh#this is ridiculous#rant#transandrophobia#transandrophobia cw#discourse#ask to tag#be fucking normal about this post please im actually confused and not trying to start a fight
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hey you can actually pinpoint a moment his heart rips in half
#good omens#it was like a second or something#michael.#it is actually heartbreaking#to see an angel lose his faith#idk noone above(expected) will listen but the person next to you(unexpected) will#love that it is however not set up as a tragedy like it's sad n stuff but hey lets fix a doomsday or two together vibe to it helps
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so uh.... high noon over Camelot, amirite?
#ebb rambles#the mechanisms#high noon over Camelot#Galahad hnoc#hellfire had no right to be such a banger and yet here we are#in other words GO LISTEN TO HIGH NOON OVER CAMELOT#god it's in my brainnnnnnn#sidenote but this is the first finished drawing I've made in forever and I still really like it#looking back I probably could have pushed the lighting more but hey I still think it's cool#Galahad is the best crazy preacher man I love him#honestly it's kinda interesting to see what characters in the mechs albums stick out to me#knowing my past character preferences you wouldn't expect me to fixate on thor in tbi or Galahad in hnoc but here we are#ebb's art
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#qsmp#qsmp eggs#qsmp chayanne#qsmp tallulah#qsmp dapper#qsmp ramón#qsmp leonarda#qsmp richarlyson#qsmp pomme#qsmp pepito#qsmp empanada#qsmp sunny#qsmp sunnysideup#I don't know how common it is outside of my area#but in elementary school we were expected to give valentine's day candy/cards to our entire class!#Noone getting left out and such#What a strange time#posted: february#qsmp chunsik
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First full week after a holiday is always rough, but I’m hydrated and feeling good 🥰
#me#gay#selfie#gym progress#I don’t have any patients on my schedule today so let’s chat#I fully expect to reach my post limit by noon
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Okay this is for the RLGL au
has there EVER been a crime at the place Y/N sun and moon work at? if so how tight is the whole " client" list thing is ?
like all the client use fake names or they wear mask so the bots don't know who they being intimate with ?
Oh there has been a lot of crimes in the rooms of fazbear co. Though those crimes mostly play out in the club rooms of the establishment were influential people meet, drinking high profile alcohol and talk about business while being served by bots. Sometimes its embezzlement, sometimes its fraud, a lot of it is of political nature. There is also a lot of drug possession/use going on.
If you are asking about violent crimes yes, once or twice there have been ... accidents... resulting in the destruction of bots, customers who get violent with the bots to the point of breaking them recieve an exprbitant fee and are banned from the estanlishment unless they pay an even more exorbitant amount of money to be allowed back in.
It is allways clear to fazbear co. who the customers are before they recieve any clearance to enter the establishment! If they choose to they can wear a mask but it is mostly not needed. The bots have a not removable part of their programming dedicated to keeping identity or any personal data on their customers safe even before self preservation and their database on any of their customers can be wiped at any time if the customer asks for it.
#i ramble#rlgl au#i mean its a bunch of rich people what do you guys expect?#these are some sleezy folks#most of them are nice enough to the bots tho#we are not talking about bonny noone say a thing#he must not be mentioned
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