#none of these words were in the bible

[underwhelmingalchemist]

The Muppet Joker and Strange Æons having an official meetup/showdown scheduled in the ball pit of Dash Con 2 is like Infinity War for people who are chronically online in an incredibly specific way

[isacksteban]

love getting read like im on an episode of drag race at 6am

[lesbianswift]

you guys….hayley and fob on sntv and now ratty breakup announcement..the gays stay winning today

[cats-closet]

Lowkey,,, thinking about yan poly erasermic ngl,,,

[diaryofarottenboy]

Im so ticci toby otis driftwood JD nubbins sawyer shrimpo coded

[incorrectsterekquotes]

erica: I think a magical girl transformation would fix me. isaac: I think killing a titan would fix me. stiles: You two want to be isekai'd so bad you look stupid. derek: What are these words? boyd: Don't ask.

[spitefulmercy]

Judas by The Reverent Marigold would make a great nsbu animatic if we knew what Slicer looked like fr

[powderrblue]

apologies randy collective 🙏🙏

[loveletterworm]

This post is going to have a lot of words in an order in it so I apologize for that. But whenever I come across self-identifying "proshipper" types somehow they always post exactly like anti-SJWs from the year 2015. Like they're always on that "Heh...I'm a straight white male.... Everything that tumblr hates...Triggered yet?" type shit but instead of "I'm a straight white male" it's like "I read genshin impact incest fanfiction" It's like kind of surreal how identical it is

[k1rameki]

Why did you make tabi hot HEEELPP

maynnnnn idk its what happens when you perfect a method of drawing one of your favourite characters

anyways take this as well as a stupid doodle of aldryx and tabi

[themaninyourcomputer]

This morning I woke up at 6, and as I lay in bed composing myself, I started to wonder - do Romulans experience Pon Farr?

I should be euthanized.

[smuttyassholes]

I wanna make clay sculptures and vases w jungkook and he puts his dick in the slip water and pisses in it so hard all the water shoots out the cup then I drink the rest

- asshole 4

[heavenbarnes]

this halloween do i finally write part two of my michael myers fucker fic on my dark!ao3? probably

[vulpixelates]

what a wild combination of tags for a bot post w a picture of boobs

[crustose]

Banging out one last classic uncomplicated steddyhands whump oneshot before tomorrow when my entire life changes and I will have to write COMPLICATED steddyhands whump oneshots

[maddie-grove]

I love my husband but one time he said, with utmost confidence, that when a person has two given names (a first and a middle) and one is Biblical and the other is not, the Biblical name always goes first. And I was like, “But my first name is Emily (not in the Bible) and my middle name is Elizabeth (in the Bible, notably John the Baptist’s mother).” And he was like “yeah, I always thought that was weird.”