crustose
crustose
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sage. 20s. restoration ecology, and uhh. pirate enjoyer.
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crustose · 3 days ago
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Personal collection
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crustose · 3 days ago
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Izzy — I caved
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I fell in love with him in his first episode. An actual real man (pirate) amongst …. Well. He is manly, threatening, rough, and beautiful. I felt bad that everyone was bashing on him.
Hehe, now everyone sees what I see. His sensitive side. Who he is. A passionate man who has a vision. So fucking hot.
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crustose · 9 days ago
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Mountain Snack Thief.
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crustose · 9 days ago
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crustose · 9 days ago
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pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked
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crustose · 9 days ago
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Tweet of the year imo
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crustose · 9 days ago
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i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)
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crustose · 13 days ago
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ski resort employee housing has highest casio f91-W and melenzana counts per capita.
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crustose · 13 days ago
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admiring this antique fox rug from some antique store in lititz pa
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crustose · 15 days ago
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My favorite part of teaching lichen ID class always comes when we are taking walks and I get to point at patches on rocks and trees and be like "hey, see that? Lichen." And then the students are like "what? no way. You mean those black spots on rocks/white spots on trees/etc. have always been lichen?" And I get to be like "yep," and watch their brain explode as they realize that everything around them has been covered in lichen the whole time.
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crustose · 16 days ago
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(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.
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crustose · 16 days ago
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crustose · 16 days ago
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Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!
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crustose · 23 days ago
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back in my day we lost flappy bird
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crustose · 29 days ago
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'& i'm too perfect 'til i show you that i'm not.' - messy, lola young
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crustose · 30 days ago
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eep! posted my first fic!! I wasn't expecting this idea to catch me so thoroughly, but it really wouldn't let me go until I did something with it!
Thank you to @izzyandcrew for organising the event that finally got me writing (and for all your work over the past months for this fandom in general!!)
I hope you'll enjoy :)
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crustose · 1 month ago
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